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6 years ago

Design meeting for Season-6 at Respawn

Design meeting between CEO, Design and QA for Season-6

CEO     : I hear a lot of crying about 3rd party, what is the root cause and what can we do about it ?

Design : The battle went too long and 3rd team coming to wipe them out.

CEO     : Make the battle short then. How to do that ?

Design : Easy peasy, reduce shield and make energy weapon GREAT again !

CEO    : Let's do it, what are you waiting for ?

Design : Coding....

                 - change shield variable to -25

                 - Loot pool : Enable energy extended mag  (removed "//" in front of the code))

                 - Loot pool : bring turbo charger  (remove "//" in front of the code)

                  Done is few minutes, time to ask QA to try it out.

QA       : Testing in firing range and real map but with dummies, all works as per spec....done. 

               but we're not sure what will be the experience in real game.

               How about try it out as LTM ?

Design : LTM ? Hmm that means EXTRA WORKs ! ☹️

              Nah, we already did what our CEO asking for...WHAT COULD GO WRONG ??

              Easy to kill is good...people like to have a lot of kills !

Season 6 launch:

Community:  What the F*** are you doing ?  We're so easy to DIE !!!

CEO          :   What is happening guys ? What community crying again now ?

Design       :  Opss, we forget easy to kill means easy to die as well and they HATE it !

CEO          :  Damn it, how can you guys didn't warn me about obvious side effect ??

Design      :  We did what you asked for, now you blame us ?? blame the QA.

QA            :   Well, I warned already and ask for LTM but design rejected the idea......too much work. Not our fault.

CEO         :   So you're telling me, it's MY FAULT ??!!

                   

To be continue .....

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