3 years ago
Season 16 Comeback
Respawn pulled the rabbit out of their hat on this season. I know there is no new legend, but the servers are not lagging, the matches are starting up fast, and today they have 3 maps in rotation! ...
I heard @Cheese9Man got arrested breaking into the EA servers with several cans of gasoline and fire-axe. 👿
I hope he fine and doing well. I popped in to tell you of a funny match we just had on Storm Point. TS asked me if I needed to accomplish any goals before ending our session. I told him, I only had get 200 damage in a single match. TS said, it is amazing you manage to do everything else but that... how? I replied, I am an underachiever when it comes to competitive video games. I went in as Crypto and used my drone to ping the beacon. This act alone sure attracts squads like bees to honey.
After 2 successful zaps I only had 193 damage and was 3 squads near the final ring. TS was dead and asked, do you have gun? Almost any gun will do more than 7 damage. No all I had was my mythic blade of punching damage. I waited for the team to pass by while I hid behind the bamboo trees and ran up from behind and punched Bangalore in the face with my sword. Apparently I punched her so hard it knocked Crypto out of his reality and crashed my game. I got the points. Whoo hoo! All that work for 2 stars.
Where ever Cheese9Man is and what ever he is doing, I am sure he is having fun.