Very detailed forum user descriptions

Okay. Time for this series I made up on the spot called 'Very detailed forum user descriptions'

Catchy title.

Anyway, here are some very accurate descriptions.

@Koochi-Q - A very 'HUMBLE' person who has never threatened anyone in their life, and is also a really good person, and has never derailed a thread ever. So you want me to make it sound like you aren't threatening me??? Kind of hard when you are threatening me huh I mean he's not threatening me noo.....

He would never do that. I asked him just then.

@MandatoryIDtag - Probably only one of the few users who aren't admins or champions who is actually nice to people sometimes. His profile pic even makes them feel like they're nice, even though it's forge. That's probably just me though. 

@DarthValtrex - The forum user who actually plays the game on a regular basis, and is good at it. Well, I'm assuming they're good at it, as most of their posts are about recent experiences they had in game. Just me again? Okay. 

@CrazyPlays54 - A very handsome player, who is obviously the most popular person on earth, and wants a very specific unnamed character buffed. I don't think anyone even knows what the character is. Like 0% of the forums. Okay, maybe 10%. No? Fine. 50%. WHAT? I've been so secretive about it though! How do so many people know??? 100%? More like 101%, because I'm the best at everything!

Wait a minute...

#BuffMirage

P.S - If you're not on the list, it doesn't mean I hate you, it just means I don't care about you. And that's an upside, right?