New button names proposal

Now that, after all the patches and updates since release, the look and feel of the game has drastically changed, I would like to propose a few new names for certain buttons.

• Triangle (formerly known as "throughball"): "Button to press if you really, really, really want to lose the ball". Since every time you press it, the pass will be too long, too short, ending up at the wrong side of the attacker, etc.
• R1 (formerly known as "Put pressure on attacker"): "The make way for your opponent so he has a clear path on goal" button. Because that's what it does. It shuts down the AI that guards the attacker to get out of its way 
• L1 (formerly known as the "Running action" button): the "Most of the time it will do sh++, but when you least expect it, make a teammate run in any direction but the one you intend to" button.
• L1 + R1 + circle ( formerly known as "powershot"): "Buffering" button

Seriously, this game would be much more enjoyable with a little more button response. What the hell have they been doing since release date!