Your favorite SAM joke
Not sure I've heard them all yet, but so far: "Why is so hard to find a good steak? - Because it's a rare medium well done."
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For those who are wondering, these all of them. (yeah, now it's me making the magic go)
I would find it interesting if SAM added jokes from other cultures and people as we evolved in the game, to actually tell some bizarre stuff later on. ^_^ But I usually laugh of lousy jokes, and the shorter, the better.
Hey, why don't we try to create our own SAM joke? Could ask a EA adm to rename the title of the thread to Make your SAM joke, or something and we could have it as a distraction, what do you think?
You have new email at your terminal, Pathfinder.
My two favorites:
Why don't thresher maws eat comedians?
-- Because they taste funny.
My algorithms are formulating a new one. Calculating the trajectory of the punchline. -- Yeah, I found it funny, don't care whether SAM was serious or not XD
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I'll throw in another one I heard somewhere X)
What do you call an insect with a weak bladder?
SpoilerPee beeAaand one I just came up with:
On the Jardaan homeworld, what is the name of an insect that builds massive nests beneath the surface, and sends armies of workers to collect resources?
SpoilerRemn-ant (yeah, I know, terribad ^^)
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