Extraction Gang June 2020/Proverbs
As I promised on the "Extraction Appreciation Thread" a few days ago, I have plastered our faces over some people. Sorry if you are not included, this s based off the number of posts people had on the aforementioned thread - those with one post were put in the background while those with more are in the centre. With that out of the way, please enjoy my latest work
"Extraction gang June 2020 quarterly meeting" (c.2020, colourised)
And here are some bonus proverbs to live your life on:
"More extraction maps is cheaper than therapy"
"He who adds more extraction maps adds happiness"
"A wait for extraction maps makes it better when extraction maps come"
"He who does not want more extraction maps will never be happy"
"If you want happiness for an hour: fix a minor bug
If you want happiness for a day: fix a major bug
If you want happiness for a week: lower the maul kills needed for the skin
If you want happiness for a month: add ahsoka
If you want happiness for a year: bring back jetpack cargo
If you want happiness for a life time: give us more extraction maps"
"If you are too busy for more extraction maps, you are too busy to live a full life"
"What is the difference between a snake and someone who does not add more extraction maps? One is an evil, slithering creature of satan hellborn to rip up the earth, the first animals to sin, who ate the forbidden fruit, and has a poisonous tongue never to be trusted, and one is a snake."
And a daily does of philosophising about existence: if one of us signs off for the last time and then dies, no one here will know. One day I could suffer from death and all you guys will have no idea that I'm gone. (If this counts as necro could a mod only remove this part instead of the whole thread)
And while you're at it: https://www.change.org/p/ea-games-more-extraction-maps-for-bf2