Buccaneer Bay rabbit holes
Town Hall 40x40
The glorious center of island administration where every official, deputy assistant, coordinator, and honorary commissioner gathers. With far more titles than actual tasks, our hardworking staff always finds something to do – even if they have to invent it. Because here, everyone gets an important-sounding position, whether the job exists or not.
Saltbeard Defense Department (police & military) 30x14
Named after the legendary Saltbeard, the iron-fisted pirate who once kept the island's buccaneers in terrified order. Whether it's police work or island defense, we've go the uniforms and everything.
Saltbeard Defense Department – Living up to the legend... more or less.
Patchjob Medical & Research (hospital & science lab) 34x34
We patch you up... probably. Limited equipment, questionable hygiene, and slightly concerning virus research. We keep you alive just long enough to bill you...
And don't worry about the rumors – the monkeys are fine.
School of Sharp Lessons 35x22
This is where children learn reading, writing, mathematics, and just enough local history to know that their ancestors were probably thieves. The curriculum is strict, the lessons are rarely gentle, and the failing is strongly discouraged. Here character is built, one bruise at a time.
Treasure Trade Center (office building) 22x28
Once the bustling hub where pirates fiercely traded, looted, and bragged about the finest treasures in the world. Today, the same halls are filled with pale coders in gray hoodies who proudly present AI-generated work as their own genius. Same place, different kind of piracy.
Treasure Trade Center – Where stolen booty became stolen credit.
Market & Mug (grocery & diner) 30x20
Where pirates once loaded their ships with rum and salt pork, locals now shuffle around in flip-flops fighting over last cartoon of milk. Come for the slightly overpriced groceries, stay for lukewarm coffee and slightly expired pastries.
Mariner's Manuscripts & Meals (bookstore & bistro) 28x40
Buccaneer Bay's finest establishment for both seafood and semicolons. Here pirates once divided their plunder, and now locals argue over St. John commas and the correct way to prepare shrimp.
The Gray Files Division (criminal hideout) 30x20
Official-looking headquarters for all things unofficial. Back in the golden age, pirates fearlessly chased gold and glory on the high seas. These days, the island's operators aren't nearly as picky – they'll take pretty much anything that isn't bolted to the floor. Whether you need a quiet favor, a creative arrangement, or just want to move some ”merchandise”, this is the place.
Cannon & Camera (film studio) 39x34
Here, the spirit of classic pirate cinema lives on – mostly through shaky camerawork, questionable special effects, and stories that sound suspiciously familiar. From low-budget swashbuckler epics to experimental ”deep” films shot on a single beach, our passionate crew always delivers... something.
Big dreams. Small budget. Even smaller shame.
Cutlass Colosseum (stadium) 48x48
Long ago, this very arena witnessed brutal duels and dramatic plank-walkings as pirates settled their differences the old-fashioned way. Today, it hosts football matches where highly paid players flop to the ground in theatrical agony the moment an opponent breathes near them - especially when the referee is watching. Cutlass Colosseum – From bloodthirsty buccaneers to Simmy Award -worthy divers.
Same drama, much less actual courage.
Shanty Stage & Screen (theater) 22x28
Here rousing sea shanties and old pirate films still echo through the halls, celebrating the golden age of rum, robbery, and rebellion. Meanwhile, our bold contemporary art performances bravely fight to keep the few remaining audience members from disappearing into the night.
Anchor & Allure Day Spa 14x14
Let our professional staff scrub you with sea salt, massage you with oils of mysterious origin, and promise to make you look years younger – or at least less sunburned. We anchor your stress and allure your wallet.
Galleon Grill (diner) 30x10
Come aboard for perfectly grilled lobster, charred octopus, and fresh catch of the day – served with a side of creaking wood and suspicious smells from the bilge.
Silver Spurs Stables (equestrian center) 40x40
Here you can learn the noble art of horsemanship – or at least try not to fall off while the horse decides it has better things to do. Our experienced instructors will teach you everything from basic riding to advanced skill of looking confident while secretly panicking.
Madame Marauder's Beach (gypsy wagon) 40x60
Enjoy the beach, go fishing, or step inside the wagon for cryptic tarot readings, dramatic crystal ball interpretations, and eerily specific predictions about your love life, lost treasures, and how soon you'll regret that last drink. Madame Marauder has seen it all – or at least she claims she has. Cross her palm with coin (or better yet, rum) and receive the future you deserve.
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