Sims 3 Crackfic - "Just Plasma Bugs"
Finally decided to "archive" this in the Stories and Legacies: https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-AUuSg1Peel4/YTtv08zanzI/AAAAAAAAp78/4M6QKY6-U7EeWvD8yD8UMbndJ5RenDpvQCLcBGAsYHQ/s910/JPB_header.jpg Chap...
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Just Plasma Bugs
Chapter Twelve: "The Watcher Gets Bored"
New Narrator: Well, never let it be said that life in the house that plasma bugs built is dull. (no, the plasma bugs didn't pull out hammer and nails or any other assorted construction tools to build it - it was that their little lives being thrown into a radiation bath and subsequent dissection by those psychos at the science lab brought in enough money to build the house). However Franz (the Rottweiler) wanted someone to play ball with him and the other mutt wanted Kibbles n' Bits...n' bits and bits...now if you have that advertisement running in your head...you're welcome).
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New Narrator: Haruo getting tired of playing Skate or Die on his laptop decided to fall asleep on his bunk. Luckily he's a very tidy sim and decided that he was going to put his desk under the bunkbed so that he could conserve on space in that room (like what is he gonna put there anyways? A pool table?
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New Narrator: Bebe on the other hand went back to irradiating bugs to turn them into plasma bugs. I'm sure the bugs are getting really tired of getting zapped with ionizing radiation. One of these days she's going to end up with Mothra.
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New Narrator: And...well, River went off to sell some of her paintings.
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New Narrator: Haruo had some pie. And then promptly gave himself a concussion while conjuring.
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New Narrator: The next morning was an early morning after all, they wanted to get busy and keep producing things that would keep the roof over their head. Bebe went to nuke more bugs; River headed to the alchemy station to figure out more potions.
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New Narrator: ...and well Haruo, he stayed up in his room to keep out of River and Bebe's way. And then he headed off to buy books at the bookstore.
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New Narrator: To delay his way home, he decided that he was going to go ahead and bike home but on his way home, he decided that he was going to kill some hours at the elixir consignment store - the emporium of the weird occult.
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Watcher: I am so bored...I swear if nothing happens any time soon...
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One of the Wolff kids: "OWWWWWWWWW!!!!" (sound effects TZZAAAAAAP!!!)
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Watcher: Oops...sorry. Must have lost my grip on that lightning bolt there.
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One of the Wolff kids: ~groan~ ow...No worries...no harm no foul...
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New Narrator: Oh dear...c'mon...quick...do something interesting before he targets me...
Haruo: Like this?
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New Narrator: Oh...c'mon!!! Really...Fishing?
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Haruo: It's interesting to me...
New Narrator: "You're going to be the death of me...
Chapter Twelve: "The Watcher Gets Bored"
New Narrator: Well, never let it be said that life in the house that plasma bugs built is dull. (no, the plasma bugs didn't pull out hammer and nails or any other assorted construction tools to build it - it was that their little lives being thrown into a radiation bath and subsequent dissection by those psychos at the science lab brought in enough money to build the house). However Franz (the Rottweiler) wanted someone to play ball with him and the other mutt wanted Kibbles n' Bits...n' bits and bits...now if you have that advertisement running in your head...you're welcome).
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6b36prHOrTM/YMlmJTvBRLI/AAAAAAAApN4/yK8DNzC2ddAgCmdtkt5IqPAM6Go7NGgHwCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-2.jpg
New Narrator: Haruo getting tired of playing Skate or Die on his laptop decided to fall asleep on his bunk. Luckily he's a very tidy sim and decided that he was going to put his desk under the bunkbed so that he could conserve on space in that room (like what is he gonna put there anyways? A pool table?
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bl9m5UYwf4M/YMlmPoUlUWI/AAAAAAAApN8/7Vzti9_C2goMik7svsQg8GIoSs6gPVHKwCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-3.jpg
New Narrator: Bebe on the other hand went back to irradiating bugs to turn them into plasma bugs. I'm sure the bugs are getting really tired of getting zapped with ionizing radiation. One of these days she's going to end up with Mothra.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UAuamumOk0o/YMlmWzu7ZxI/AAAAAAAApOA/Z8SBQpDR1xUZLfFqHbQonwNEegUtHnUewCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-4.jpg
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New Narrator: And...well, River went off to sell some of her paintings.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-x1pK7Dqh-Ow/YMlnBZ4IWPI/AAAAAAAApOg/eHpRAAkJ5XMD4Gdq-T0bFPsV9Y7p8GhIwCPcBGAYYCw/s0/Screenshot-8.jpg
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New Narrator: Haruo had some pie. And then promptly gave himself a concussion while conjuring.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2wUUhXaHLLg/YMlng3x_VwI/AAAAAAAApOo/bbNwhfi9AiA_QEw10I-ZCLStr3AJCOBKQCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-11.jpg
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New Narrator: The next morning was an early morning after all, they wanted to get busy and keep producing things that would keep the roof over their head. Bebe went to nuke more bugs; River headed to the alchemy station to figure out more potions.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ssjGwmrdfoU/YMlns4te_NI/AAAAAAAApO0/7OBFuSXImdUTk8YQ9vgJn-MGqnnq3RVqgCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-14.jpg
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New Narrator: ...and well Haruo, he stayed up in his room to keep out of River and Bebe's way. And then he headed off to buy books at the bookstore.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gVQXWh1v9SI/YMln5WYoH0I/AAAAAAAApO8/kXf7qwwtov0EHT-5nYW0OVGncyoMXBNwwCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-17.jpg
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New Narrator: To delay his way home, he decided that he was going to go ahead and bike home but on his way home, he decided that he was going to kill some hours at the elixir consignment store - the emporium of the weird occult.
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yWMwWdpBvw4/YMloEKyRfVI/AAAAAAAApPQ/7QGB4bIyjnE2ADisz3WBOWSsTV4IYlk2QCLcBGAsYHQ/s0/Screenshot-22.jpg
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Watcher: I am so bored...I swear if nothing happens any time soon...
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One of the Wolff kids: "OWWWWWWWWW!!!!" (sound effects TZZAAAAAAP!!!)
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Watcher: Oops...sorry. Must have lost my grip on that lightning bolt there.
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One of the Wolff kids: ~groan~ ow...No worries...no harm no foul...
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New Narrator: Oh dear...c'mon...quick...do something interesting before he targets me...
Haruo: Like this?
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New Narrator: Oh...c'mon!!! Really...Fishing?
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Haruo: It's interesting to me...
New Narrator: "You're going to be the death of me...
