309 The Watcher Watches: Laz's House ~~~ First Impressions ~~~
Heavens to Betsy! The Watcher decides it's high time to try to find out just what the ever loving heck is going on over there!?!
Branch! Why were you bothering Ethereal again? I thought she had made that perfectly clear, how she felt about you!
And yesterday well .. well, you even got her responding to you? What the heck?!
"What can I say, Watcher? I'm a Tomcat!''
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Branch heard a noise, an alien type sound. "I thought Watcher had assured all of us that aliens aren't ever allowed here?'' thinks Branch.
''Oh No!'' He sees the alien looking at his prized garden and he does not like that! He goes to investigate!
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"Hey! You there! You 2 headed Alien! Hands off the tomat..."
"Oh, Hi there, What's your name, you cute little PlumpieDumpling?" asks the alien.
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"Oh, hehehe, my name's Tomcat, what's yours?" says Branch, feeling complimented.
"My name is 5 Sizhut Ayohav Z, but my friends call me 5."
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"Oh, hi 5, Come on in, there is a nice cozy room here..... Dang! Laz! He ruins all my fun!"
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5 does not follow Branch, She makes sure to stay so close to the house that my camera flies around all over the place. She already knows that Watcher doesn't like Aliens unless they are invited! She's a trouble maker! Go shoo her away Branch!
"OK 5, I want you to stay away from all the plants here. Don't touch them or paint them or even look at them here in my garden! My garden is integral to my happiness!"
"How about you just give me some the the seeds? I'm taking either the seeds back to my ship, or You, it doesn't matter to me. Something is going to be probed tonight." :o
"Well...hmm, I guess we could work something out, maybe if you put a facial mask on with cucumbers over your scary looking death eyes ...."
Branch is using a pick up line! Where did pick up line come from?
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Branch chooses this moment to fart a big smelly one! 5 turns to run, afraid of the poisonous gas!
Branch tries to wave the toxic fumes away, the best he can, laughing at the horrible smell.
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Then 5 decides to grab him. I must say, this is a most unusual type of alien probing!
Branch looks a bit scared at first, the electricity sparking from her spacesuit keeps giving him mild shocks!
But then he seems to become rather intrigued by her octopus tongue, with those disgusting suckers on the tentacles. Ew!
He wonders if he will be able to get his bottom lip back in one piece. Those tentacles are tenacious!
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"Take me to your nearest mating object, slave!" orders 5. Ohhh, so that's what it's all about!
Branch doesn't want to be with this Alien any more! He thinks quickly what to do and walks over to the hot tub, and gets in.
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"Wait a minute! Curse that tricky Tomcat! My space suit and H20 are not compatible!'' 5 thinks with alarm.
Branch! did you know about this?
"Could be..." he says, most innocently.
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Now quite afraid of this tricky Tomcat earthling, 5 runs away!
Good!
You better run! The nerve of you to sneak past my retuner settings! :# Next time Watcher will reset you! *shakes fist*
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Branch is now happy! The horrible Alien is gone, and he can now tend to his sublime garden. Then he can make breakfast for everyone. He likes to cook, especially for Dayvid.
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Laz is the next to wake, and works out. He takes a bath, and dresses in his chic clothes, then runs out to see what Branch has bought for his garden!
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"Oh! Yeah! I do like this! Maybe I could invite my delicate rose over, to play in the sprinklers with me...."
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Branch calls to Laz that his sushi is ready.
"Help yourself, tall dark and handsome." Branch teases in a sing song voice, while he makes vegetarian dim sum for his honey bunny.
"I told you not to call me that!" gruffs Laz. He has to go to work today to his new job, which was also his LTW I found out!
Laz happily eats his sushi, and then has to take off.
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Branch completes the cooking and calls Dayvid to breakfast. They talk about their job in the sports career.
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Oh! Hey I thought Dayvid never drank from Branch because he's vegetarian! So why is his favorite food type O? The delicious breakfast Branch had made did nothing for his hunger/thirst, and also Dayvid never went to the fridge for plasma OJ! ? Some Vampire!?
"Hey Branchie, help a lover out?" says Dayvid.
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Dayvid considers Branch's offered arm, but he prefers to go for the jugular! I wonder if Branch's plasma will make him sick?
"Zahndoo" says Dayvid, caressing his cheek until Branch feels calm. And then he makes his seductive bite!
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That bite has a mighty powerful effect on Branch!
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to be cont.