Ahahaha, leave it to Tomcat Branch to break Watcher's rules with an alien visitor (the description of their kiss made me giggle and gag in equal measure!) who wants to mate with him! And then Dayvid forgets he's vegetarian and enjoys a pint of Branch juice! Poor Laz would do well to find a new home, stat, unless he wants to develop the Insane trait. I'm sure I would if I lived there. :)
Branch! You never fail to disappoint, you weirdo. You do you, buddy.
BTW, Branch continues to be a very good daddy to his four kids with sweet Belinda Crumplebottom in my save, so at least he's somewhat normal in some universes. :)
Have fun in Weirdo House!