"elanorbreton;c-18209011" wrote:
"CAPTAIN_NXR7;c-18208811" wrote:
Please do let us know by next year. You’ve got roughly 3.5 weeks to decide.
Arrrgh! The pressure, the pressure!
I couldn't take the pressure anymore, it was leading to sleepless nights and pacing my room during the day... I submitted and bought it. AND updated my game...
If it completely ruins my game, I'm holding you personally responsible. I will be sailing over to the lovely Ireland in my chunkiest boots to kick your wonky strawberries. Now, if you could just message me your full address, including postcode...
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Look, I never meant to put you under this much stress, but I’m glad you’ve come to a decision. Was it a wise decision? I do not know. I do not know. Only time can tell. So YES, I take full responsibility, but please keep my wonky strawberries out of it. They’ve been exceptionally brave this year. They’ve grown so much already, it would be extremely sad to see them turn into conserve, or worse,
jam - prematurely. If that happens, I will never be the same person.
You can find instructions on how to find me under the spoiler tab below. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.
Do bring friends, and more importantly, gifts <3 .
First, you must travel to the following location: 53° 35' 51.9" N, 6° 00' 16.7" W . Make sure to be there at sunrise. Starting from there, sail 7 times around the island of Ireland, CLOCKWISE. Return to the exact same spot and take a lunch break.
Sail 7 times around the island of Ireland COUNTER CLOCKWISE . Return to starting point and take a break to grab a bite. No dawdling now, you'd want keep the momentum going.
Sail west by taking the fastest route to this location: 54°04'01.1"N 10°19'12.9"W. You will find a solar powered light house sitting on a black rock. It's painted white, you can't miss it. Go in and climb up. There will be hot scones and tea waiting for you. Enjoy the view for 7 years until you hear 7 knocks on the light house door during a full blood moon. Tell whoever is outside to enter.
You will meet one of my 7 Great Great Grandfathers. He will tell you where to go next. If it’s Great Great Grandpa Toothless you may have to wait for another 7 years. Great Great Grandpa Toothless might seem a bit useless for he doesn't speak, although he's a high skilled fiddle player and he's sure to keep you entertained with his music while you wait. For 7 years. Not so useless after all!
My other Great Great Grandfathers are all Captains, some sailors & brave aeronauts, most of them Other World explorers, every single one of them extremely handsome. One of them will tell you where I live, although by that time you may have forgotten why you needed to see me.