Christmas Humor

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

"catmando830;c-17753307" wrote:
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life!

"catmando830;d-985042" wrote:
What do reindeer's say before they tell you a joke?

Hey stupid. Come Ova Here. I got a joke for ya.

"SimsLady2000;c-17753337" wrote:

"catmando830;d-985042" wrote:
What do reindeer's say before they tell you a joke?

Hey stupid. Come Ova Here. I got a joke for ya.

Wrong - very wrong and very Rude

Ok. How about: This one’ll sleigh ya!

@FatTribble23 and @SimsLady2000 = you both are right

"catmando830;d-985042" wrote:
What do reindeer's say before they tell you a joke?

I don;t know

Why do Christmas trees like the past so much?

Because their memories are evergreen?
Because the past is so fir away?
Because they can't help but pine for it?
They don't; they're just needling you?

Because the present’s beneath them.