Or 'von Clod' as I call him. I just can't get my head round his name :) Anyway, I used to hate him with a passion for the way he'd target my new Sims at night. I learnt to lock the doors but found,...
"There they all were, the girls clustered around the organ and Vlad, absolutely in his element..." I thought this was going to be a prelude to some bodacious woohoo for a moment. ;)