Move the Autonomous Cellphone "Inside Joke" to a specific NPC

I know we all hate the game's autonomous cellphone uses and there are mods that turn it off. But how about transferring that "inside joke" to a specific NPC so it won't be annoying? An NPC who uses their phones all the time, every second, whether on the toilet or just walking around. It can be in the form of an Autonomous Cellphone Walkstyle mod or the same type of NPC trait as "Living Statue" & "Weirdo".

What do y'all think about that mod idea? Is there any mod like that already?