Abe's in Toyland: A Jazzy Xmas Special Walkthrough
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 1
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Death: Great! So that’s how you saved Christmas.
Grampa: What are you talking about? That story was about the FBI and Communists.
Death: Close enough. Off we go to the afterlife. Come on, come on!
Grampa: I’m not going through pearly gate one until I tell you how I saved Christmas.
Death: Okay, fine! I’m an emotionless specter, but, boy, I am so going to enjoy killing you.
Grampa: It all started right after my wife Mona ran away.
Grampa: I was bussing tables at Spiro’s Jazz Den when I met a lovely lady named Rita Lafleur.
Grampa: She had legs that went all the way to the place next door… Gunther’s Polka Hole.
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Get Nostalgic About Rita
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 2
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Grampa: Right away, I fell for Rita hard.
Grampa: *playing piano* My heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place.
Rita LaFleur: Hey, you're quite the singer... and looker. I love a man with jowls.
Rita LaFleur: Let’s paint the town red, daddy-o!
Grampa: I'd love to. But that reminds me. I *am* a daddy. Ohhhh.
Grampa: Just let me go home, stuff a burger into Homer, and get dressed up for a night on the town. Homer can put himself to bed.
Rita LaFleur: I love how you take a small amount of responsibility for your son.
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Clean Himself Up for a Date
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 3
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Grampa: It didn’t take long for me to get serious about Rita.
Grampa: Rita, I’m thinking maybe we should get married.
Rita LaFleur: Um, we haven’t even had our first date yet.
Grampa: That’s why I’m asking you now, before you find out what I’m like on a date.
Rita LaFleur: Abe, I’m just out to have some fun. Let’s not ruin tonight with talk of marriage.
Grampa: Right. I’ll ruin it with talk about what I did in the war.
Grampa: Did I ever tell you about how I saved Christmas?
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Tell Rita Stories
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Death: You just retold me all your previous stories as part of telling this story!
Grampa: That’s a trick I learned in the war! You see--
Death: Just get back to telling me about Rita!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 4
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Grampa: I figured I had to win Rita over with a big romantic gesture on Christmas Eve…
Grampa: Look, Homer. I bought an engagement ring for Rita. She’s gonna be your new mom.
Baby Homer: Goo goo.
Grampa: Pretty, ain’t it? You wanna hold it?
Baby Homer: *gulp*
Grampa: Holy smokes, ya idjit, you swallowed it!
Grampa: I’ve gotta buy a new ring before all the stores close for Christmas Eve!
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Rush to Buy a New Ring
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Grampa: Get that sleigh out of the road, ya fat slowpoke!
Grampa: I gotta get an engagement ring for my gal.
Santa Claus: Watch where you’re going! I have presents for the children.
Santa Claus: My sleigh! You smashed it up with your car! This could ruin Christmas!
Death: Hey, you’re finally getting to the story! I was scared you never would.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 5
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Santa Claus: This is the last straw. My sleigh is wrecked, I’m exhausted, and kids are so demanding…
Santa Claus: All they want is toys, toys, toys. Whatever happened to the days when they were thrilled to get an orange in their stocking?
Grampa: I’ll make you a deal, Santa. You get me a nice diamond ring, and me and Rita will deliver your presents.
Santa Claus: Deal! And I’ll throw in an old worn-out magic reindeer. They make fine eating!
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Deliver Presents With the Family
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Grampa: And that’s how I saved Christmas…
Death: So you actually delivered all the toys?
Grampa: Nah, didn’t even come close. Dumped most of them in the lake, in fact.
Death: How is that saving Christmas?
Grampa: Well, without Santa’s elf-made crap, parents had to buy genuine high-quality made-in-America toys.
Grampa: I saved the economy and kids got better presents.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Abe's in Toyland Outro
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Death: Congratulations, Abraham. Your story took so long that dawn has come, and your time to die has passed.
Death: You have achieved your goal, and cheated Death myself.
Grampa: What are ya talking about? I wanna go. This world sucks. I mean, you should see the Retirement Castle where I live.
Death: I have, many times. I’m seeing Jasper there this morning. But you missed your chance.
Death: *climbing out window* Smell ya later!
Grampa: Aw, nuts. I’m still alive.
Lisa: Hi Grampa. What are you doing up so early?
Grampa: Did I ever tell you how I cheated Death on Christmas Eve?
Bart: Not another made up story!
Task: Make Grampa Tell How He Dodged Death on Christmas Eve
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Death: Great! So that’s how you saved Christmas.
Grampa: What are you talking about? That story was about the FBI and Communists.
Death: Close enough. Off we go to the afterlife. Come on, come on!
Grampa: I’m not going through pearly gate one until I tell you how I saved Christmas.
Death: Okay, fine! I’m an emotionless specter, but, boy, I am so going to enjoy killing you.
Grampa: It all started right after my wife Mona ran away.
Grampa: I was bussing tables at Spiro’s Jazz Den when I met a lovely lady named Rita Lafleur.
Grampa: She had legs that went all the way to the place next door… Gunther’s Polka Hole.
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Get Nostalgic About Rita
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 2
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Grampa: Right away, I fell for Rita hard.
Grampa: *playing piano* My heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place.
Rita LaFleur: Hey, you're quite the singer... and looker. I love a man with jowls.
Rita LaFleur: Let’s paint the town red, daddy-o!
Grampa: I'd love to. But that reminds me. I *am* a daddy. Ohhhh.
Grampa: Just let me go home, stuff a burger into Homer, and get dressed up for a night on the town. Homer can put himself to bed.
Rita LaFleur: I love how you take a small amount of responsibility for your son.
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Clean Himself Up for a Date
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 3
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Grampa: It didn’t take long for me to get serious about Rita.
Grampa: Rita, I’m thinking maybe we should get married.
Rita LaFleur: Um, we haven’t even had our first date yet.
Grampa: That’s why I’m asking you now, before you find out what I’m like on a date.
Rita LaFleur: Abe, I’m just out to have some fun. Let’s not ruin tonight with talk of marriage.
Grampa: Right. I’ll ruin it with talk about what I did in the war.
Grampa: Did I ever tell you about how I saved Christmas?
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Tell Rita Stories
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Death: You just retold me all your previous stories as part of telling this story!
Grampa: That’s a trick I learned in the war! You see--
Death: Just get back to telling me about Rita!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 4
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Grampa: I figured I had to win Rita over with a big romantic gesture on Christmas Eve…
Grampa: Look, Homer. I bought an engagement ring for Rita. She’s gonna be your new mom.
Baby Homer: Goo goo.
Grampa: Pretty, ain’t it? You wanna hold it?
Baby Homer: *gulp*
Grampa: Holy smokes, ya idjit, you swallowed it!
Grampa: I’ve gotta buy a new ring before all the stores close for Christmas Eve!
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Rush to Buy a New Ring
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Grampa: Get that sleigh out of the road, ya fat slowpoke!
Grampa: I gotta get an engagement ring for my gal.
Santa Claus: Watch where you’re going! I have presents for the children.
Santa Claus: My sleigh! You smashed it up with your car! This could ruin Christmas!
Death: Hey, you’re finally getting to the story! I was scared you never would.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Jazzy Xmas Special Pt. 5
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Santa Claus: This is the last straw. My sleigh is wrecked, I’m exhausted, and kids are so demanding…
Santa Claus: All they want is toys, toys, toys. Whatever happened to the days when they were thrilled to get an orange in their stocking?
Grampa: I’ll make you a deal, Santa. You get me a nice diamond ring, and me and Rita will deliver your presents.
Santa Claus: Deal! And I’ll throw in an old worn-out magic reindeer. They make fine eating!
Task: Collect Cologne
Task: Make Grampa Deliver Presents With the Family
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Grampa: And that’s how I saved Christmas…
Death: So you actually delivered all the toys?
Grampa: Nah, didn’t even come close. Dumped most of them in the lake, in fact.
Death: How is that saving Christmas?
Grampa: Well, without Santa’s elf-made crap, parents had to buy genuine high-quality made-in-America toys.
Grampa: I saved the economy and kids got better presents.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Abe's in Toyland Outro
Auto starts
Death: Congratulations, Abraham. Your story took so long that dawn has come, and your time to die has passed.
Death: You have achieved your goal, and cheated Death myself.
Grampa: What are ya talking about? I wanna go. This world sucks. I mean, you should see the Retirement Castle where I live.
Death: I have, many times. I’m seeing Jasper there this morning. But you missed your chance.
Death: *climbing out window* Smell ya later!
Grampa: Aw, nuts. I’m still alive.
Lisa: Hi Grampa. What are you doing up so early?
Grampa: Did I ever tell you how I cheated Death on Christmas Eve?
Bart: Not another made up story!
Task: Make Grampa Tell How He Dodged Death on Christmas Eve
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
