Abe's in Toyland: Claus & Son Walkthrough
Abe's in Toyland Intro
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Grampa: Hey, everyone, it’s Christmas Eve, and time for my favorite tradition…
Grampa: Telling you one of my amazing stories of Christmas past.
Bart: But first, time for one of *our* favorite traditions…
Bart: Going to bed instead of wasting time on one of your rambling stories.
Homer: Don't worry Dad, there'll be lots of time for your stories tomorrow.
Homer: Like when I’m watching football and ignoring you.
Grampa: *heads to guest room* Aw, what’s the point of living if no one wants to hear me talk.
Death: Glad you feel that way. Because your time has come, Abraham Simpson!
Task: Make Death Terrify Grampa
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Grampa: That’d be like taking a girl who’s never been kissed, or a cop who never beat a witness.
Death: Fine, tell your story. I hate people who whine for mercy.
Grampa: In that case, you picked a heck of a business.
Death: But the fates have decreed you must die before Christmas morn. So no rambling.
Grampa: Oh, I never ramble.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 1
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Grampa: Let me tell you the story of how I’ve saved Christmas. Then you can do your worst.
Death: Great, because my worst is really bad.
Grampa: It was the dark days of the Great Depression.
Grampa: By which I mean, Christmas at my father’s house.
Baby Abe: Papa, do you want to read my letter to Santa?
Orville: No six-year-old son of mine is getting free presents from some fatso.
Orville: You’ll earn them the way I did: cleaning outhouses.
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Clean the Outhouse
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 2
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Death: Your father sounds like the kind of person I enjoy giving a really painful heart attack.
Grampa: He was just doing the best he could with his terrible personality. But then Santa sent me help.
Baby Abe: *opens door* Are you one of Santa’s elves?
Happy Little Elf Leopold: That’s right, kid. Santa sent me with something to improve your dad’s mood.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: Just pour this bottled elf magic on your dad’s dinner and it’ll cheer him right up.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: You can trust me, kid. I’m Santa’s elf, right?
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Sprinkle Elf Magic on Chopped Ham
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 3
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Orville: Wow, this chopped ham dinner is really going to my head. I don’t feel myself at all.
Baby Abe: Papa, do you want to build a snowman?
Orville: Why sure! And then let’s dance a jig and give shoes to orphans.
Baby Abe: The bottled elf magic worked! It gave Papa the Christmas spirit.
Orville: Speaking of spirits, why does my dinner smell like grain alcohol?
Orville: I don’t feel so good. I think I’m going to deck the walls with barfs of hammy.
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Feel Hopeful About the Holidays
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 4
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Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho, here comes Santa down the chimney. Now, bring me some Christmas pie!
Baby Abe: Papa, look! Santa came and he brought his elf.
Orville: That’s not Santa, ya clod! It’s a hobo in a red bag. And a tiny hobo in a green hat.
Orville: They’ve come to steal our pies!
Baby Abe: No, it’s Santa and the elf. They gave me bottled elf magic.
Orville: You’re hallucinating, boy! That was grain alcohol and sterno!
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Argue With His Dad About Santa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 5
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Santa Claus: I’m sorry, Abe, but your father simply refuses to believe in Christmas.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: The only thing to do is lock him in his room until Christmas is over.
Orville: It’s a trick, son! The hobos are taking advantage of your childish belief in Santa.
Orville: Like all hobos, they just want our pies!
Baby Abe: Poor Daddy. Don’t you know Santa would never lie?
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Eat Pie With Santa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Grampa: Hey, everyone, it’s Christmas Eve, and time for my favorite tradition…
Grampa: Telling you one of my amazing stories of Christmas past.
Bart: But first, time for one of *our* favorite traditions…
Bart: Going to bed instead of wasting time on one of your rambling stories.
Homer: Don't worry Dad, there'll be lots of time for your stories tomorrow.
Homer: Like when I’m watching football and ignoring you.
Grampa: *heads to guest room* Aw, what’s the point of living if no one wants to hear me talk.
Death: Glad you feel that way. Because your time has come, Abraham Simpson!
Task: Make Death Terrify Grampa
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Grampa: That’d be like taking a girl who’s never been kissed, or a cop who never beat a witness.
Death: Fine, tell your story. I hate people who whine for mercy.
Grampa: In that case, you picked a heck of a business.
Death: But the fates have decreed you must die before Christmas morn. So no rambling.
Grampa: Oh, I never ramble.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 1
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Grampa: Let me tell you the story of how I’ve saved Christmas. Then you can do your worst.
Death: Great, because my worst is really bad.
Grampa: It was the dark days of the Great Depression.
Grampa: By which I mean, Christmas at my father’s house.
Baby Abe: Papa, do you want to read my letter to Santa?
Orville: No six-year-old son of mine is getting free presents from some fatso.
Orville: You’ll earn them the way I did: cleaning outhouses.
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Clean the Outhouse
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 2
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Death: Your father sounds like the kind of person I enjoy giving a really painful heart attack.
Grampa: He was just doing the best he could with his terrible personality. But then Santa sent me help.
Baby Abe: *opens door* Are you one of Santa’s elves?
Happy Little Elf Leopold: That’s right, kid. Santa sent me with something to improve your dad’s mood.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: Just pour this bottled elf magic on your dad’s dinner and it’ll cheer him right up.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: You can trust me, kid. I’m Santa’s elf, right?
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Sprinkle Elf Magic on Chopped Ham
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 3
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Orville: Wow, this chopped ham dinner is really going to my head. I don’t feel myself at all.
Baby Abe: Papa, do you want to build a snowman?
Orville: Why sure! And then let’s dance a jig and give shoes to orphans.
Baby Abe: The bottled elf magic worked! It gave Papa the Christmas spirit.
Orville: Speaking of spirits, why does my dinner smell like grain alcohol?
Orville: I don’t feel so good. I think I’m going to deck the walls with barfs of hammy.
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Feel Hopeful About the Holidays
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 4
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Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho, here comes Santa down the chimney. Now, bring me some Christmas pie!
Baby Abe: Papa, look! Santa came and he brought his elf.
Orville: That’s not Santa, ya clod! It’s a hobo in a red bag. And a tiny hobo in a green hat.
Orville: They’ve come to steal our pies!
Baby Abe: No, it’s Santa and the elf. They gave me bottled elf magic.
Orville: You’re hallucinating, boy! That was grain alcohol and sterno!
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Argue With His Dad About Santa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Claus & Son Pt. 5
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Santa Claus: I’m sorry, Abe, but your father simply refuses to believe in Christmas.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: The only thing to do is lock him in his room until Christmas is over.
Orville: It’s a trick, son! The hobos are taking advantage of your childish belief in Santa.
Orville: Like all hobos, they just want our pies!
Baby Abe: Poor Daddy. Don’t you know Santa would never lie?
Task: Collect Holiday Scythes
Task: Make Grampa Eat Pie With Santa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
