Abe's in Toyland: Premium Walkthrough
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 1
Old Tut starts
Old Tut: Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won't get a good compression.
Mr. Burns: I can't believe there is a Simpson who's more cruel and abusive than I am.
Old Tut: Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts?
Mr. Burns: Cruel to an old man, too? I think I'm in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you.
Old Tut: I can teach you the basics...but it’s going to cost you a lot of money.
Mr. Burns: What luck! That’s exactly what I’m made of.
Task: Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be Evil
Time: 4h
Location: Universal Panacea
Task: Make Burns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes
Time: 4h
Location: Universal Panacea
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Your advice wasn't worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor.
Old Tut: I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises.
Mr. Burns: How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds.
Smithers: Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut’s cruelty, they joined his team.
Old Tut: Time for your next lesson, Mr. Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs.
Mr. Burns: It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee.
Task: Make Old Tut Release the Hounds
Time: 4h
Location: Universal Panacea
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 3
Hans Moleman starts
Hans Moleman: Do you have the time?
Old Tut: Indeed I do. I’m known for the accuracy of my pocket watch.
Old Tut: *checks pocket watch* Damn it, it’s not working.
Old Tut: It’s never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch*
Death: I’m afraid time has stopped for you… permanently.
Old Tut: So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch?
Task: Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch
Time: 4h
Location: Benches
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 4
Old Tut starts
Old Tut: Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It’s nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from?
Willy: The Highlands.
Old Tut: I’m from the Lowlands! It’s a fight to the death.
Willy: *rips off shirt* With nothin’ but our bare hands…
Old Tut: And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe*
Task: Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage
Time: 12h
Old Tut: You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie.
Willy: You're not half bad yourself for an old timer.
Willy: Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip.
Old Tut: Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I’ll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots.
Willy: For a Scotsman, that means you really like me.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 1
Abbey starts
Abbey: Hey Homer! It’s me, your half-sister Abbey from across the pond.
Abbey: I came with my mother. We’re both looking for our lost American loves.
Abbey: She wants to find your father, Abe. I want to find donuts.
Homer: You’ve come to the right man. I’ll teach you everything there is to know about donuts.
Homer: You’ve heard of pub crawls? We are going on a donut stagger.
Abbey: My hero!
Task: Make Homer Teach Abbey About Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Abbey Enjoy Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 2
Abbey starts
Abbey: Wow! I’ve never had so many different fried pastries.
Abbey: Donuts, crullers, bear claws, fritters, funnel cake, hush puppies...
Homer: Don’t forget my favorite: the bits of dough left behind at the bottom of the deep fryer.
Abbey: I have one question. The donut has a hole. But what happened to the thing that was in the hole?
Homer: That is a very deep question.
Task: Make Abbey Think About Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Ponder Donut Holes
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 3
Abbey starts
Abbey: Thank you, Homer, for teaching me that there is so much more to fried dough than the simple donut.
Abbey: But I think I need to take a break from stuffing myself with sweet pastries.
Abbey: Do you know where I can stuff myself with a pizza?
Homer: Absolutely. All we have to do is place an order online. Somehow.
Task: Make Homer Play With His myPad
Time: 45s
Task: Make Abbey Play With Her myPad
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 4
Edwina starts
Edwina: Abbey, my dear daughter, what in the name of God have you been doing with your half-brother Homer?
Edwina: You’re twice the size you were when we came to America.
Edwina: I thought you came here to get away from stuffing yourself with roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Homer: Yorkshire pudding? What’s that?
Abbey: What’s Yorkshire pudding? Only the best fat-soaked dough you’ve ever had.
Homer: Fat-soaked dough. Sounds totally different from donuts. Teach me everything, Abbey.
Task: Make Abbey Teach Simpsons About Yorkshire Pudding
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make the Simpsons Eat Yorkshire Pudding
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 1
Aaron Burr starts
Aaron Burr: The science of animatronics has finally reached its apex.
Aaron Burr: I, animatronic Aaron Burr, have achieved consciousness! No greater achievement is possible.
Aaron Burr: Now to leave this Hall of Animatronic Vice Presidents, and see how the America I helped create has turned out.
George H.W. Bush: Take me with you! I mean, why am I even in here? I should be in the Hall of Presidents!
Aaron Burr: Yeah, you being there just doesn’t feel right.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Come to Life
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 2
Aaron Burr starts
Aaron Burr: Truly, America has become great during the two hundred years between me being alive and me being an animatronic robot.
Aaron Burr: Horseless carriages, fireless candles…
Aaron Burr: Although the country appears to have been invaded by wheezing, big-nosed dough-balls.
Kirk: This is why I don’t talk to strangers.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Learn About America
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Animatronic Burr. Your predecessor Vice President Burr has quite a reputation.
Aaron Burr: I’m sure they say wonderful things about me.
Bart: Actually, according to the musical Hamilton, you’re a violent jerk.
Aaron Burr: Violent? Me? What a silly thing to say.
Aaron Burr: Just for that insult, I challenge you to a duel! Shall we say pistols at dawn?
Bart: Slingshots at recess.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Practice Duelling
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 4
Aaron Burr starts
Aaron Burr: I congratulate you, Bart. Your slingshot stone has left a large dent in the center of my forehead.
Aaron Burr: While my errant shot seems to have broken a window in your elementary school.
Skinner: You’ll have to pay for that window.
Aaron Burr: Alas, I have not a penny to my name. Can I work off my debt by teaching your students history?
Skinner: I can’t take the chance you’d teach them something that’s not in our textbooks.
Skinner: But we do need a school nurse. Milhouse here has a bloody nose.
Aaron Burr: Perfect. I’ve got a cure from the time of the Revolution that always works.
Aaron Burr: Witch hazel and fresh snow down the pants.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Nurse School Children
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1
Krusty starts
Krusty the Christian: Have you heard the news?
Azzlan: That Jesus is our savior?
Krusty the Christian: Even better news: I’m a Christian now!
Azzlan: Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.
Krusty the Christian: I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?
Azzlan: I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.
Krusty the Christian: Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.
Task: Make Christian Krusty Have Communion
Time: 4h
Task: Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2
Sophie Krustofsky starts
Sophie Krustofsky: Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad?
Sophie Krustofsky: Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?
Krusty the Christian: *praying with rosary beads* I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved.
Krusty the Christian: But I can’t help loving Jesus!
Krusty the Christian: Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.
Task: Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3
Rev. Lovejoy starts
Rev. Lovejoy: Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.
Rev. Lovejoy: Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.
Krusty the Christian: Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?
Rev. Lovejoy: I'm afraid not.
Krusty the Christian: Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.
Task: Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4
Krusty starts
Krusty the Christian: I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie.
Sophie Krustofsky: Too many rules for you, Dad?
Krusty the Christian: Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.
Krusty the Christian: That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.
Task: Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Jesus Christ: Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.
God: Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face.
Jesus Christ: Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Old Tut starts
Old Tut: Be sure to use your elbows when strangling a child, or you won't get a good compression.
Mr. Burns: I can't believe there is a Simpson who's more cruel and abusive than I am.
Old Tut: Who asked your opinion, you old bag of farts?
Mr. Burns: Cruel to an old man, too? I think I'm in love. Teach me how to be as awful as you.
Old Tut: I can teach you the basics...but it’s going to cost you a lot of money.
Mr. Burns: What luck! That’s exactly what I’m made of.
Task: Make Old Tut Teach Burns How to be Evil
Time: 4h
Location: Universal Panacea
Task: Make Burns Waste Money on Self-Help Classes
Time: 4h
Location: Universal Panacea
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Your advice wasn't worth one red cent. And where were the jokes? You said you teach with humor.
Old Tut: I said I teach with hematomas: large bruises.
Mr. Burns: How dare you try to cheat me? Smithers, release the hounds.
Smithers: Sorry, but the hounds were so impressed by Old Tut’s cruelty, they joined his team.
Old Tut: Time for your next lesson, Mr. Mr. Burns: how to rip a man to shreds with his own dogs.
Mr. Burns: It literally hurts to admit, that lesson is worth the tuition fee.
Task: Make Old Tut Release the Hounds
Time: 4h
Location: Universal Panacea
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 3
Hans Moleman starts
Hans Moleman: Do you have the time?
Old Tut: Indeed I do. I’m known for the accuracy of my pocket watch.
Old Tut: *checks pocket watch* Damn it, it’s not working.
Old Tut: It’s never stopped before. What can be going on? *taps pocket watch*
Death: I’m afraid time has stopped for you… permanently.
Old Tut: So, no death for me if I can just fix this pocket watch?
Task: Make Old Tut Tweak Pocket Watch
Time: 4h
Location: Benches
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Father's Father's Father Pt. 4
Old Tut starts
Old Tut: Afternoon, Groundskeeper Willie. It’s nice to meet a fellow Scotsman. Where are you from?
Willy: The Highlands.
Old Tut: I’m from the Lowlands! It’s a fight to the death.
Willy: *rips off shirt* With nothin’ but our bare hands…
Old Tut: And our tubercular lungs! Bagpipe battle! *pulls out bagpipe*
Task: Make Old Tut Honor Simpsons Heritage
Time: 12h
Old Tut: You know your way around a bagpipe, Willie.
Willy: You're not half bad yourself for an old timer.
Willy: Will you join me in a glass of whiskey and a bite of the national Scottish food: the turnip.
Old Tut: Fair enough. But I warn ye, if I ever meet you in Aberdeen, I’ll pull your mangy red beard out by the roots.
Willy: For a Scotsman, that means you really like me.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 1
Abbey starts
Abbey: Hey Homer! It’s me, your half-sister Abbey from across the pond.
Abbey: I came with my mother. We’re both looking for our lost American loves.
Abbey: She wants to find your father, Abe. I want to find donuts.
Homer: You’ve come to the right man. I’ll teach you everything there is to know about donuts.
Homer: You’ve heard of pub crawls? We are going on a donut stagger.
Abbey: My hero!
Task: Make Homer Teach Abbey About Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Abbey Enjoy Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 2
Abbey starts
Abbey: Wow! I’ve never had so many different fried pastries.
Abbey: Donuts, crullers, bear claws, fritters, funnel cake, hush puppies...
Homer: Don’t forget my favorite: the bits of dough left behind at the bottom of the deep fryer.
Abbey: I have one question. The donut has a hole. But what happened to the thing that was in the hole?
Homer: That is a very deep question.
Task: Make Abbey Think About Donuts
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Ponder Donut Holes
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 3
Abbey starts
Abbey: Thank you, Homer, for teaching me that there is so much more to fried dough than the simple donut.
Abbey: But I think I need to take a break from stuffing myself with sweet pastries.
Abbey: Do you know where I can stuff myself with a pizza?
Homer: Absolutely. All we have to do is place an order online. Somehow.
Task: Make Homer Play With His myPad
Time: 45s
Task: Make Abbey Play With Her myPad
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Springfield Cuisine Tour Pt. 4
Edwina starts
Edwina: Abbey, my dear daughter, what in the name of God have you been doing with your half-brother Homer?
Edwina: You’re twice the size you were when we came to America.
Edwina: I thought you came here to get away from stuffing yourself with roast beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Homer: Yorkshire pudding? What’s that?
Abbey: What’s Yorkshire pudding? Only the best fat-soaked dough you’ve ever had.
Homer: Fat-soaked dough. Sounds totally different from donuts. Teach me everything, Abbey.
Task: Make Abbey Teach Simpsons About Yorkshire Pudding
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make the Simpsons Eat Yorkshire Pudding
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 1
Aaron Burr starts
Aaron Burr: The science of animatronics has finally reached its apex.
Aaron Burr: I, animatronic Aaron Burr, have achieved consciousness! No greater achievement is possible.
Aaron Burr: Now to leave this Hall of Animatronic Vice Presidents, and see how the America I helped create has turned out.
George H.W. Bush: Take me with you! I mean, why am I even in here? I should be in the Hall of Presidents!
Aaron Burr: Yeah, you being there just doesn’t feel right.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Come to Life
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 2
Aaron Burr starts
Aaron Burr: Truly, America has become great during the two hundred years between me being alive and me being an animatronic robot.
Aaron Burr: Horseless carriages, fireless candles…
Aaron Burr: Although the country appears to have been invaded by wheezing, big-nosed dough-balls.
Kirk: This is why I don’t talk to strangers.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Learn About America
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Library
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Animatronic Burr. Your predecessor Vice President Burr has quite a reputation.
Aaron Burr: I’m sure they say wonderful things about me.
Bart: Actually, according to the musical Hamilton, you’re a violent jerk.
Aaron Burr: Violent? Me? What a silly thing to say.
Aaron Burr: Just for that insult, I challenge you to a duel! Shall we say pistols at dawn?
Bart: Slingshots at recess.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Practice Duelling
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes a Mannequin Pt. 4
Aaron Burr starts
Aaron Burr: I congratulate you, Bart. Your slingshot stone has left a large dent in the center of my forehead.
Aaron Burr: While my errant shot seems to have broken a window in your elementary school.
Skinner: You’ll have to pay for that window.
Aaron Burr: Alas, I have not a penny to my name. Can I work off my debt by teaching your students history?
Skinner: I can’t take the chance you’d teach them something that’s not in our textbooks.
Skinner: But we do need a school nurse. Milhouse here has a bloody nose.
Aaron Burr: Perfect. I’ve got a cure from the time of the Revolution that always works.
Aaron Burr: Witch hazel and fresh snow down the pants.
Task: Make Aaron Burr Nurse School Children
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 1
Krusty starts
Krusty the Christian: Have you heard the news?
Azzlan: That Jesus is our savior?
Krusty the Christian: Even better news: I’m a Christian now!
Azzlan: Wonderful! Since I’m the world’s most famous Christian lion, maybe you should have me on your TV show.
Krusty the Christian: I dunno. We already have a monkey. Can you take a pie in the face?
Azzlan: I can take anything. I mean, the White Witch sacrificed me on a stone altar.
Krusty the Christian: Sounds hilarious. We’ll call you if we need you.
Task: Make Christian Krusty Have Communion
Time: 4h
Task: Make Azzlan Pester Krusty About a Job
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 2
Sophie Krustofsky starts
Sophie Krustofsky: Dad, is becoming a Christian just your latest fad?
Sophie Krustofsky: Like when you got into jet skiing and started riding a jet ski around your apartment?
Krusty the Christian: *praying with rosary beads* I know it’s hard to deal with a clown that’s been saved.
Krusty the Christian: But I can’t help loving Jesus!
Krusty the Christian: Also, when I do stand up comedy for Christians, they like me, because they like things that aren’t funny.
Task: Make Christian Krusty Practice Christian Stand Up
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Sophie Krustofsky Be Skeptical of Her Dad
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 3
Rev. Lovejoy starts
Rev. Lovejoy: Krusty, we're so happy to welcome you into our loving community.
Rev. Lovejoy: Now, have you heard about “tithing”? That’s a joyous Christian experience where you give me ten percent of your income.
Krusty the Christian: Ten percent! That’s what my agent charges. For that kind of money can you get me parts in movies?
Rev. Lovejoy: I'm afraid not.
Krusty the Christian: Well, don’t feel bad. Neither can my agent.
Task: Make Christian Krusty Read Movie Roles
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Krusty Evangelist Hour Pt. 4
Krusty starts
Krusty the Christian: I may have to give up being a Christian, Sophie.
Sophie Krustofsky: Too many rules for you, Dad?
Krusty the Christian: Exactly the opposite. They told me I can do anything I want and still go to Heaven as long as I repent right before I die.
Krusty the Christian: That’s a bad message for a guy addicted to forty-three different kinds of painkiller.
Task: Make Krusty the Christian Lose His Religion
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Jesus Christ: Bad news, Dad. We lost Krusty.
God: Tell me he didn’t become a Hindu. Vishnu always rubs it in my face.
Jesus Christ: Relax. He spent the last five hours worshipping a bottle of bourbon.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
