Cirque du Springfield: A Class Tact Walkthrough
A Class Tact Pt. 1
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Wiggum: *chants* We want lions! We want lions!
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: We have no lions.
Comic Book Guy: But you're a circus!
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: No. We are a cirque.
Wiggum: I don't know what cirque means.
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Neither do we. We just know everyone who works here does so willingly, and animals cannot make a choice.
Lisa: Finally…a cultural awakening is happening in Springfield.
Sideshow Mel: Just wait until Mr. Teeny finds out!
Skinner: Just wait until the class guinea pig finds out!
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Lisa Encourage a Cultural Awakening
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Wiggum Keep Waiting for Lions
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Comic Book Guy Pretend to Get It
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Krusty: Task: Krusty Check Mr. Teeny's Contract
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Skinner: Task: Skinner Return the Class Guinea Pig
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Sea Captain: Arrr, so ye's telling me that all those years I spent hunting the kraken was a waste?
Lisa: Yes, hunting animals is wrong — mythological or otherwise.
Reverend Lovejoy: But Lisa, the Good Book tells us that man is meant to have dominion over animals.
Lisa: I believe the Good Book meant walking dogs with a leash…and NOT with a collar but a non-tug harness.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 2
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Mr. Burns: That's it. Smithers, release the hounds!
Smithers: I don't think attacking a little girl is the best way to express your emotions in this moment, sir.
Mr. Burns: Attack? I meant release them into the wild.
Smithers: Sir?!
Mr. Burns: This girl has touched my heart and I can't stand the thought of my precious hounds being unhappily chained up when they're not mauling mailmen.
Smithers: Very well. There they go.
Smithers: And they're still mauling the mailman.
Mr. Burns: But it's their choice. They're free!
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Burns Release the Hounds
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Continue the Cultural Awakening
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Crazy Cat Lady: Blauidiioeummmmaaah. *throws cat*
Lisa: *catches cat* Wrong. We should be treating animals with dignity and respect. Not throwing them like dodgeballs.
Sea Captain: Yar, can we throw them like lobster buoys into the sea?
Lisa: No!
Reverend Lovejoy: Bibles at demonic possessed teens?
Lisa: Don't throw animals!
Mr. Burns: But animals WANT to be thrown.
Lisa: No, they don't. I'm not even sure stones or pillows like to be thrown.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 3
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Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Lisa, ticket sales are through the roof and it's all thanks to you.
Lisa: Me? All I did was give people a nudge. It was your circus that made people think differently.
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Still, on behalf of Cirque de Puree, we'd like to make you an honorary member.
Lisa: Thanks, but that's not necessary. I was just following my heart.
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Did your heart mention that members get free cotton candy?
Lisa: Really?! In that case, my heart says, "sign me up!"
Homer: Me too!
Lisa: Dad? What are you doing here?
Homer: Um, well…cotton candy.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Homer Eat Cotton Candy
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Wait for the Story
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Homer: So then Bart kicked me out of the Burnsum and Bailey circus. He said I didn't have what it takes to be a real freak.
Lisa: Bart is calling the shots at the freak show now?
Homer: Burnsum put Bart in charge of "expanding profit margins". I was caught expanding waistline expenditures.
Lisa: I'm sorry you got kicked out, but you wouldn't like the Puree circus. There are no animals here to drink with.
Homer: But I'll do anything you say, Lisa. I realize the circus is changing and I want to be in the smart crowd for once in my life.
Lisa: Well, maybe you could be in charge of safety regulations.
Homer: Yes! Perfect! I may need some guidance on exactly what "safety" entails.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 4
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Marge: Bart, I wanted to stop by and see how you're doing.
Bart: Can't talk now. The Bearded Lady is out of conditioner, and she can be a real werewolf when that happens.
Burnsum: Your boy is a natural. Just the other day he introduced me to a homeless man that drinks kerosene. He'll make an excellent fire-breather.
Barney: I'll drink the booze and you can light whatever breath comes outta me. *burps*
Marge: Where's your father?
Bart: He stole hippo juice and ran off.
Marge: What's hippo juice? No, wait. I don't want to know.
Bart: Mom, I gotta go. The Human Snail got into the whiskey cabinet again and it ain't pretty.
Marge: I can't just leave you here unattended. *sigh* I guess I'll come work for this circus.
Bart: Great. I get to work with my mom. Every boy's dream.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Bart Hire Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes
Task: Make Marge Reluctantly Come Aboard
Time: 4h
Location: Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 5
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Marge: I still can't believe your father left you here all alone.
Bart: He jumped the Bart ship and climbed aboard with Lisa over at Cirque de Puree. Maybe we should pay them a…"surprise visit".
Marge: Yes! We could bring them lunch.
Bart: Not lunch. How about we prank them?
Marge: We'll turn the lights off in the circus tent! Then turn them back on so no one even notices.
Bart: Mom, I love you, but you should stay out of the pranking game.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Bart Sabotage Cirque de Puree
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Task: Make Marge Tag Along
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: And now gaze up at our fantastique high wire acrobats!
Circus Acrobat: Wait, the wire is all slippery… *slides around* with…butter! *falls*
Bart: Did you see the look on his face when he was falling, Mom? Awesome prank!
Marge: When I agreed to let you use my cookie butter, I never expected it would grease high wires!
Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP
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Wiggum: *chants* We want lions! We want lions!
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: We have no lions.
Comic Book Guy: But you're a circus!
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: No. We are a cirque.
Wiggum: I don't know what cirque means.
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Neither do we. We just know everyone who works here does so willingly, and animals cannot make a choice.
Lisa: Finally…a cultural awakening is happening in Springfield.
Sideshow Mel: Just wait until Mr. Teeny finds out!
Skinner: Just wait until the class guinea pig finds out!
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Lisa Encourage a Cultural Awakening
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Wiggum Keep Waiting for Lions
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Comic Book Guy Pretend to Get It
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Krusty: Task: Krusty Check Mr. Teeny's Contract
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
If the user has Skinner: Task: Skinner Return the Class Guinea Pig
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Sea Captain: Arrr, so ye's telling me that all those years I spent hunting the kraken was a waste?
Lisa: Yes, hunting animals is wrong — mythological or otherwise.
Reverend Lovejoy: But Lisa, the Good Book tells us that man is meant to have dominion over animals.
Lisa: I believe the Good Book meant walking dogs with a leash…and NOT with a collar but a non-tug harness.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 2
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Mr. Burns: That's it. Smithers, release the hounds!
Smithers: I don't think attacking a little girl is the best way to express your emotions in this moment, sir.
Mr. Burns: Attack? I meant release them into the wild.
Smithers: Sir?!
Mr. Burns: This girl has touched my heart and I can't stand the thought of my precious hounds being unhappily chained up when they're not mauling mailmen.
Smithers: Very well. There they go.
Smithers: And they're still mauling the mailman.
Mr. Burns: But it's their choice. They're free!
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Burns Release the Hounds
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Continue the Cultural Awakening
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Crazy Cat Lady: Blauidiioeummmmaaah. *throws cat*
Lisa: *catches cat* Wrong. We should be treating animals with dignity and respect. Not throwing them like dodgeballs.
Sea Captain: Yar, can we throw them like lobster buoys into the sea?
Lisa: No!
Reverend Lovejoy: Bibles at demonic possessed teens?
Lisa: Don't throw animals!
Mr. Burns: But animals WANT to be thrown.
Lisa: No, they don't. I'm not even sure stones or pillows like to be thrown.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 3
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Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Lisa, ticket sales are through the roof and it's all thanks to you.
Lisa: Me? All I did was give people a nudge. It was your circus that made people think differently.
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Still, on behalf of Cirque de Puree, we'd like to make you an honorary member.
Lisa: Thanks, but that's not necessary. I was just following my heart.
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: Did your heart mention that members get free cotton candy?
Lisa: Really?! In that case, my heart says, "sign me up!"
Homer: Me too!
Lisa: Dad? What are you doing here?
Homer: Um, well…cotton candy.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Homer Eat Cotton Candy
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Wait for the Story
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Homer: So then Bart kicked me out of the Burnsum and Bailey circus. He said I didn't have what it takes to be a real freak.
Lisa: Bart is calling the shots at the freak show now?
Homer: Burnsum put Bart in charge of "expanding profit margins". I was caught expanding waistline expenditures.
Lisa: I'm sorry you got kicked out, but you wouldn't like the Puree circus. There are no animals here to drink with.
Homer: But I'll do anything you say, Lisa. I realize the circus is changing and I want to be in the smart crowd for once in my life.
Lisa: Well, maybe you could be in charge of safety regulations.
Homer: Yes! Perfect! I may need some guidance on exactly what "safety" entails.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 4
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Marge: Bart, I wanted to stop by and see how you're doing.
Bart: Can't talk now. The Bearded Lady is out of conditioner, and she can be a real werewolf when that happens.
Burnsum: Your boy is a natural. Just the other day he introduced me to a homeless man that drinks kerosene. He'll make an excellent fire-breather.
Barney: I'll drink the booze and you can light whatever breath comes outta me. *burps*
Marge: Where's your father?
Bart: He stole hippo juice and ran off.
Marge: What's hippo juice? No, wait. I don't want to know.
Bart: Mom, I gotta go. The Human Snail got into the whiskey cabinet again and it ain't pretty.
Marge: I can't just leave you here unattended. *sigh* I guess I'll come work for this circus.
Bart: Great. I get to work with my mom. Every boy's dream.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Bart Hire Marge
Time: 4h
Location: Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes
Task: Make Marge Reluctantly Come Aboard
Time: 4h
Location: Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan, Cirque De Puree or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Class Tact Pt. 5
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Marge: I still can't believe your father left you here all alone.
Bart: He jumped the Bart ship and climbed aboard with Lisa over at Cirque de Puree. Maybe we should pay them a…"surprise visit".
Marge: Yes! We could bring them lunch.
Bart: Not lunch. How about we prank them?
Marge: We'll turn the lights off in the circus tent! Then turn them back on so no one even notices.
Bart: Mom, I love you, but you should stay out of the pranking game.
Task: Collect Jars of Rainbows
Task: Make Bart Sabotage Cirque de Puree
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Task: Make Marge Tag Along
Time: 4h
Location: Cirque De Puree, Burnsum and Bailey Circus, Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus, Ding-A-Ling Front Office, Marguerite's Wagon, Circus Caravan or Homes
Cirque De Puree Ringmaster: And now gaze up at our fantastique high wire acrobats!
Circus Acrobat: Wait, the wire is all slippery… *slides around* with…butter! *falls*
Bart: Did you see the look on his face when he was falling, Mom? Awesome prank!
Marge: When I agreed to let you use my cookie butter, I never expected it would grease high wires!
Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP
