Level 56 ***WALKTHROUGH***

Safety Dance Pt. 1

Skinner starts

Skinner: Attention children. I've recently learned that saving money by not paying the school's liability insurance can, in fact, lead to that insurance being cancelled.
Skinner: To prevent all conceivable injuries, we've had to make some changes to the schoolyard safety code. 'King of the Hill' will no longer be played on hills higher than two inches tall…
Skinner: "Freeze Tag" may only be played with appropriately warm outerwear…
Skinner: …and "Simon Says" will hereby be known as "Simon Makes a Respectful Request".
Skinner: As for hopscotch, all hopping must be supervised. And there will be no scotch.
Mrs. Krabappel: Even in the teacher's lounge?

Task: Make Kids Hop Under Supervision
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Safety Dance Pt. 2

Bart starts

Bart: Man, all this schoolyard safety is sucking the fun out of everything.
Milhouse: They're making us round off all fractions to reduce dangerous sharp edges!
Bart: We can't live like this. Someone has to stand up and fight the system.
Milhouse: Don't forget to get a signed permission form from the system first!

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Bart Figure How to Fight the System
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Marge Sign a Parental Consent Form
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House

System Message: You've unlocked the Daredevil Bart outfit!



Safety Dance Pt. 3

Bart starts

Daredevil Bart: Listen up, chumps! Daredevil Bart is here to overthrow this system of oppression!
Martin: But the rules are there to keep us safe, Bart!
Daredevil Bart: That's parent talk! Every kid has the right to ride broken, wobbly vehicles, eat junk food until they barf, and generally do stupid stuff!
Milhouse: He's right, everybody! Let's go out and hurt ourselves!

Task: Make Bart Perform Dangerous Tricks
Time: 4h
Task: Make Milhouse Run With Scissors
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten House
Task: Make Martin Go Too Fast On The Merry-Go-Round
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary

System Message: You've been awarded Daredevil Bart's "Skateboard Tricks" animated job!


Safety Dance Pt. 4

Wiggum starts

Wiggum: Simpson, ever since your kid started acting like a daredevil, our kids have been getting into trouble, too.
Ned: He's right! Todd still has grit in his eye from a risky sandbox maneuver!
Wiggum: Yeah, and Ralphie hurt himself… somehow. I wasn't really watching.
Homer: Now hold on. Don't you all remember having innocent fun when you were kids?
Homer: Sleeping on railroad tracks, cornering rabid animals, shoving firecrackers up your nose…
Homer: No? Hey, where are you all going?

Task: Make Parents Write Misspelled Protest Signs
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Parents Protest At The Simpson House
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Safety Dance Pt. 5

Homer starts

Homer: I'm fine if the boy wants to go out and learn his lessons the hard way, but all these complaining parents are killing me!
Marge: Bart and his little friends are only rebelling against authority, just like we did when we were young.
Marge: Whatever we do, they'll try and do the opposite.
Homer: The old reverse psychology trick, eh? Well, I'll show the boy two can play that game.
Homer: Just like I showed Dad when he told me not to drink so much beer!
Homer: I'm going to perform the most death-defying stunt of all time!

Task: Make Homer Jump Springfield Gorge
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Gorge

Homer: God, is that you? I always imagined you'd look less like Bart and more like Magnum P.I.
Daredevil Bart: No, Dad, it's me. What were you thinking? You almost got yourself killed!
Homer: I wanted to give you something to rebel against, so you'd stop doing stunts.
Daredevil Bart: That makes no sense. But your stupidity did prove to me that being a daredevil is dangerous.
Daredevil Bart: I'm going to go do my homework right now!
Homer: Parenting is the easiest thing in the world.
System Message: You've been awarded Homer's "Jump Springfield Gorge" animated job!

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Fear and Loathing in Springfield

Lance Murdock starts

Lance Murdock: I've found it! The ultimate stunt!
Lance Murdock: Truckasaurus is a hundred feet of metal-shredding aggression!
Lance Murdock: It could be the centerpiece of the world's most amazing stunt!
Lance Murdock: All I have to do is make sure I remember this amazing idea after I pass out!

Task: Make Lance Murdock Pass Out and Forget Truckasaurus
Time: 24h
Location: White House