Moe's Ark: Premium Walkthrough
Day Old Donuts
Gil starts
Gil: Ol' Gil's got a real sweet treat for you today, Springfield.
Gil: Day Old Donuts!
Homer: Mmm... donuts.
Lisa: You're not really planning to eat those stale donuts, are you?
Homer: No, I'm going to use them to purchase Professor Frink, have him build a time machine, then travel back in time to when the donuts were still fresh. And then eat them.
On offer accepted:
Gil: Really? Well hot damn! The kids are going to eat tonight!
On offer declined:
Gil: C'mon, Gil really needs this. They're going to take my kidney!
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 1
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: Pardon me, young man, but Have You Heard the News?
Ralph: Cats don't talk, silly. They say, "bark bark".
Azzlan: I'm not a cat. And if I were, I wouldn't bark.
Ralph: My mommy says bark is for trees not for lunch.
Azzlan: That’s sound advice. I just remembered I have an appointment across town.
Task: Make Azzlan Offer Solace
Time: 8h
Location: Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 2
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: Pardon me, kind sir, Have You Heard the News?
Ned: Oh, my! Are Rod and Todd alright?
Azzlan: Fear not. I'm spreading the word of how you can be saved.
Ned: Spread away! My bread is always open to a schmear of fellowship with a feline fellow believer.
Task: Make Ned Invite Azzlan in for Bread and Wine
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Azzlan Fellowship With Flanders
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Ned: Forgive me, Lord for buckin’ the bible thumpin', but I just can't take this talking Lion seriously.
Azzlan: I was for certain I found another member of the cause. You're just like all the others.
Ned: You make a great King of the jungle but a lousy King of the Jews. We're done here.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 3
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: Pardon me, sir! Have you heard the news of how you can be saved?
Homer: Did Marge sign me up for another Gut Gazers Diet program?!
Azzlan: No, but I'm sure if you read this pamphlet, you'll find what your heart desires.
Homer: My heart desires cholesterol in the form of donuts and cheesecake.
Azzlan: This isn't working out. I need to try a new approach.
Task: Make Azzlan Hand Out Literature
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 4
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: I need your advice. I can't seem to get anyone to listen to me.
Rev. Lovejoy: Come again? I was texting Helen to pick up large print bibles. It’s senior citizen Sunday this week.
Azzlan: Never mind.
Task: Make Azzlan Eat His Feelings at Krusty Burger
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 5
Marge starts
Marge: Don't eat that! Cats can't digest Krusty Burgers! Humans barely can. And you have so much to live for.
Azzlan: No one wants to hear the news. What's the point anymore?
Marge: Why don't I help you out. I can take some of this literature off your paws and spread the word.
Azzlan: You promise you won't toss it in a dumpster on your way home?
Marge: Absolutely! I swear on this stack of pamphlets.
Azzlan: Oh, thank you, Marge! This is a sign, I can't give up now. The people need me to spread the news!
Task: Make Azzlan Restock on Pamphlets at Serfsons House
Time: 4h
Location: Serfsons House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Peek-At-Em Park
Auto starts
Lisa: Look, Dad! These animals are amazing!
Homer: Can’t look now, honey. Daddy's doing important texting. You're not supposed to text and parent at the same time.
Lisa: But don't you want to admire the animals’ beauty?
Homer: Not while I'm typing “screw you” in emojis to Flanders.
Task: Make Lisa Visit Peek-At-Em Park
Time: 4h
Location: Peek-At-Em Park
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: It's great to see you again Kitenge! This time I'll be your guide.
Kitenge: So, you'll fight off a hippo and have all your bones broken while I escape to safety?
Homer: Wait, I thought hippos would be extinct by now!
Maggie: *suck suck*
Homer: Maggie, you knew this, and you didn't tell me?!
Task: Make Kitenge Go to Moe's
Time: 12h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Homer: Make Homer Go to Moe's
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 2
Kitenge starts
Kitenge: I'm bored. Can we do something besides drink, Homer?
Homer: You're bored because you don't drink enough. When you drink until you can't remember, then you'll have fun.
Kitenge: I should have gone to the library with Lisa.
Homer: Alright, you party pooper. I'll take you and that cute bush baby somewhere way more exciting.
Task: Make Kitenge Shoo Bush Baby
Time: 8h
Kitenge: Eeaagh! I hate bush babies! Every time they do their awful business right on my shoulder!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: This is my kingdom, and this is my throne… plus the one I showed you in the restroom.
Kitenge: That was a real eye-opener.
Homer: Here, have a donut. They're good for taking the edge off having to show up for a job.
Kitenge: Enough! I don't care about your donuts. I want to do something fun.
Homer: Fine, let me just forge my time card and I'll show you one of the best places in town.
Task: Make Kitenge Eat Krusty Burgers
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 4
Kitenge starts
Kitenge: I must admit that Krusty Burger was pretty good. What’s in it?
Homer: It’s best not to ask.
Homer: Now finish your emu burger so we can make it home for dinner.
Kitenge: Dinner? I am stuffed, I can't eat again. Especially not right away.
Homer: But Krusty Burgers are pregame grease for the gears before eating Marge's cooking.
Task: Make Marge Cook a Special Dinner
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Pre-Game at Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Kitenge Go to the Simpson's House for Dinner
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 5
Marge starts
Marge: We're so happy you're visiting, Kitenge. I hope Homie showed you a great time.
Kitenge: It has been one of the greatest wastes of time in my life.
Homer: That’s a better review than I usually get.
Kitenge: I'm sorry, Homer. You taught me all the things I don't want to do.
Kitenge: Now to experience America the right way -- without the Simpsons!
Task: Make Kitenge Dance in a Frenzy of Joy
Time: 4h
Task: Make Kitenge Stay in African Tree Resort
Time: 4h
Location: African Tree Resort
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Big Bug House
Auto starts
Comic Book Guy: Sometimes a man only gets one chance to become the greatest superhero ever.
Comic Book Guy: Mine is now! That giant spider’s bite will give me powers I desire!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Visit Big Bug House
Time: 4h
Location: Big Bug House
Comic Book Guy: Alas, spider-powers have eluded me. I am left with but only decaying flesh from the spider's venom.
Comic Book Guy: Worst spider bite ever.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Duff McShark Tank
Auto starts
Homer: Duff McShark is a star with his own tank! Why couldn't that be you in there, you dumb dog.
Santa's Little Helper: *whimper*
Homer: Is that shark handing out free beer?! You never handed me anything but a chewed-up Frisbee, you dumb dog.
Task: Make Homer Visit Duff McShark Tank
Time: 4h
Location: Duff McShark Tank
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 1
Allison Taylor starts
Allison Taylor: Hey Lisa! Are you entering the Springfield Elementary Talent Show?
Lisa: Nah, it sounds like a made-up event for Principal Skinner to charge people to attend.
Allison Taylor: Well, that's too bad. I was looking forward to playing sax together again.
Lisa: We wouldn't be playing together. We'd be competing. And we know how that would turn out.
Allison Taylor: How?
Lisa: Tell you what, you enter, and I'll stay out of it. Then you're sure to win.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Master Playing Saxophone
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 2
Allison Taylor starts
Allison Taylor: Alright, Lisa, I've been practicing non-stop. I'm ready to play with you now.
Lisa: Oh, Allison, you don't get it. Practice can't compete with raw talent.
Allison Taylor: I didn't know we were competing. I thought it was just a chance for everyone to show their skills.
Lisa: It is, but some people's' skills just happen to be better than others. It's genetics, nothing to be ashamed of.
Allison Taylor: I'm not ashamed. I'm a great sax player.
Lisa: Sweet Allison. Believing in yourself is really important.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Give Herself a Pep Talk in the Mirror
Time: 4h
Location: Taylor House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 3
Allison Taylor starts
Allison Taylor: The talent show is tomorrow, and I'm ready! Time to decompress.
Allison Taylor: I haven't worked on my diorama in a while. That always helps me relax.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Play With Diorama
Time: 1h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 4
Skinner starts
Skinner: Alright students, settle down. Thank you, Lisa, for that odd take on “Baker Street.”
Lisa: Can you give me another chance? This time I'll do it with less Gerry and more Rafferty.
Skinner: I'm not running a charity here, except for the talent show fundraising charity. If you get a second chance, then everyone will want one.
Lisa: This isn't fair. I have natural talent, I shouldn't have to practice.
Allison Taylor: It's okay, Lisa, I didn't think you were that bad.
Skinner: Allison, leave Lisa to wallow in her despair. You're up next.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Put on the Show of a Lifetime
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Skinner: That was absolutely beautiful.
Agnes: Knock it off, Seymour! You're blabbering like a baby.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: Allison, you really are better than me. Guess I'll give up music and become a *sniff* music teacher.
Allison Taylor: That’s a horrible thing to say. Don't give up, Lisa. How about from now on we play together as friends?
Lisa: I would really like that.
Task: Make Allison Play Saxophone Duet With Lisa
Time: 4h
Location: Taylor House
Requires: Lisa
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Pinkbeardy Yogurt
Auto starts
Bart: Mom. I'm going to Pinkbeardy for chocolate yogurt.
Marge: Were you planning on leaving the rest of us out?
Bart: You're right. What can I get you?
Marge: Nothing. Just seeing my son feeling guilty is yogurt enough for me.
Task: Make Bart Get Yogurt Ingredients That Look Like Drugs
Time: 4h
Location: Pinkbeardy Yogurt
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 1
Joan Bushwell starts
Joan Bushwell: I can't believe I overslept and missed my 5:10 AM chimp observation!
Joan Bushwell: That's what I get for sleeping in the trees to record Howler Monkey mating howls.
Joan Bushwell: No matter, the real fun doesn't start until 5:40 AM anyway.
Joan Bushwell: Springfield's lucky to have an expert like me who knows the difference between an Eastern chimpanzee, a Nigeria-Cameroon and a Krusty Burger Laffy Meal toy!
Joan Bushwell: If my chimps mine enough diamonds I can build an even larger refuge… all out of diamonds!
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Observe the Chimps Mining Diamonds
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 2
Joan Bushwell starts
Joan Bushwell: All this sitting and staring from trees and atop termite hills really works up an appetite.
Joan Bushwell: Better replenish my strength with a hearty meal.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Eat a Quick Lunch of Roots and Water
Time: 1h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Joan Bushwell: I overdid eating roots today. They're growing right through me.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 3
Joan Bushwell starts
Homer: Hey, my anniversary is coming up. Can I have one of those diamonds?
Joan Bushwell: Aw, how sweet! I hate to stand in the way of love. Even if it is between two non-monkeys.
Joan Bushwell: But I'm afraid I'm running low on diamonds.
Homer: Can't you make the monkeys work double shifts?
Joan Bushwell: Not since they unionized and demanded benefits.
Joan Bushwell: You know, if you help me get more workers, I can give you diamonds.
Homer: Springfield is ripe with simple-minded workers. I'll drum up all you need!
Task: Make Homer Trick Springfielders to Working in the Mine
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Task: Make Springfielders Work in the Mine
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 4
Lenny starts
Lenny: I'm sick of working in these mines, Homer. My lungs are clogged, my vision’s shot, and I'm not even getting paid.
Homer: You're getting paid with the satisfaction of helping your pal get diamonds.
Lenny: Wait. You get to keep the diamonds? That's it, I'm outta here!
Joan Bushwell: Don't go! I was holding onto your diamonds until you were ready. I had your best interest in mind!
Lenny: Wow, you held onto those without telling me with the mine collapse and the 43 days I spent underground? You do have my best interest in mind.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Bribe Springfielders
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 5
Wiggum starts
Wiggum: Give it up, Bushwell, we're onto your nefarious diamond operation.
Joan Bushwell: Nefarious? You must have the wrong person. Here. Take these diamonds and forget this misunderstanding.
Wiggum: You're right. It is a misunderstanding. Sorry for your trouble. These diamonds should cover up, I mean clear this up.
Lou: Chief, she's trying to bribe you into letting her go.
Wiggum: Who are you, the police? Oh right, we are.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Hide From the Police
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Joan Bushwell: That was a close one. I was worried I would have to pay off the cops. Again!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Gil starts
Gil: Ol' Gil's got a real sweet treat for you today, Springfield.
Gil: Day Old Donuts!
Homer: Mmm... donuts.
Lisa: You're not really planning to eat those stale donuts, are you?
Homer: No, I'm going to use them to purchase Professor Frink, have him build a time machine, then travel back in time to when the donuts were still fresh. And then eat them.
On offer accepted:
Gil: Really? Well hot damn! The kids are going to eat tonight!
On offer declined:
Gil: C'mon, Gil really needs this. They're going to take my kidney!
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 1
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: Pardon me, young man, but Have You Heard the News?
Ralph: Cats don't talk, silly. They say, "bark bark".
Azzlan: I'm not a cat. And if I were, I wouldn't bark.
Ralph: My mommy says bark is for trees not for lunch.
Azzlan: That’s sound advice. I just remembered I have an appointment across town.
Task: Make Azzlan Offer Solace
Time: 8h
Location: Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 2
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: Pardon me, kind sir, Have You Heard the News?
Ned: Oh, my! Are Rod and Todd alright?
Azzlan: Fear not. I'm spreading the word of how you can be saved.
Ned: Spread away! My bread is always open to a schmear of fellowship with a feline fellow believer.
Task: Make Ned Invite Azzlan in for Bread and Wine
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Azzlan Fellowship With Flanders
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Ned: Forgive me, Lord for buckin’ the bible thumpin', but I just can't take this talking Lion seriously.
Azzlan: I was for certain I found another member of the cause. You're just like all the others.
Ned: You make a great King of the jungle but a lousy King of the Jews. We're done here.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 3
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: Pardon me, sir! Have you heard the news of how you can be saved?
Homer: Did Marge sign me up for another Gut Gazers Diet program?!
Azzlan: No, but I'm sure if you read this pamphlet, you'll find what your heart desires.
Homer: My heart desires cholesterol in the form of donuts and cheesecake.
Azzlan: This isn't working out. I need to try a new approach.
Task: Make Azzlan Hand Out Literature
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 4
Azzlan starts
Azzlan: I need your advice. I can't seem to get anyone to listen to me.
Rev. Lovejoy: Come again? I was texting Helen to pick up large print bibles. It’s senior citizen Sunday this week.
Azzlan: Never mind.
Task: Make Azzlan Eat His Feelings at Krusty Burger
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Have You Heard the News? Pt. 5
Marge starts
Marge: Don't eat that! Cats can't digest Krusty Burgers! Humans barely can. And you have so much to live for.
Azzlan: No one wants to hear the news. What's the point anymore?
Marge: Why don't I help you out. I can take some of this literature off your paws and spread the word.
Azzlan: You promise you won't toss it in a dumpster on your way home?
Marge: Absolutely! I swear on this stack of pamphlets.
Azzlan: Oh, thank you, Marge! This is a sign, I can't give up now. The people need me to spread the news!
Task: Make Azzlan Restock on Pamphlets at Serfsons House
Time: 4h
Location: Serfsons House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Peek-At-Em Park
Auto starts
Lisa: Look, Dad! These animals are amazing!
Homer: Can’t look now, honey. Daddy's doing important texting. You're not supposed to text and parent at the same time.
Lisa: But don't you want to admire the animals’ beauty?
Homer: Not while I'm typing “screw you” in emojis to Flanders.
Task: Make Lisa Visit Peek-At-Em Park
Time: 4h
Location: Peek-At-Em Park
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: It's great to see you again Kitenge! This time I'll be your guide.
Kitenge: So, you'll fight off a hippo and have all your bones broken while I escape to safety?
Homer: Wait, I thought hippos would be extinct by now!
Maggie: *suck suck*
Homer: Maggie, you knew this, and you didn't tell me?!
Task: Make Kitenge Go to Moe's
Time: 12h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Homer: Make Homer Go to Moe's
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 2
Kitenge starts
Kitenge: I'm bored. Can we do something besides drink, Homer?
Homer: You're bored because you don't drink enough. When you drink until you can't remember, then you'll have fun.
Kitenge: I should have gone to the library with Lisa.
Homer: Alright, you party pooper. I'll take you and that cute bush baby somewhere way more exciting.
Task: Make Kitenge Shoo Bush Baby
Time: 8h
Kitenge: Eeaagh! I hate bush babies! Every time they do their awful business right on my shoulder!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: This is my kingdom, and this is my throne… plus the one I showed you in the restroom.
Kitenge: That was a real eye-opener.
Homer: Here, have a donut. They're good for taking the edge off having to show up for a job.
Kitenge: Enough! I don't care about your donuts. I want to do something fun.
Homer: Fine, let me just forge my time card and I'll show you one of the best places in town.
Task: Make Kitenge Eat Krusty Burgers
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 4
Kitenge starts
Kitenge: I must admit that Krusty Burger was pretty good. What’s in it?
Homer: It’s best not to ask.
Homer: Now finish your emu burger so we can make it home for dinner.
Kitenge: Dinner? I am stuffed, I can't eat again. Especially not right away.
Homer: But Krusty Burgers are pregame grease for the gears before eating Marge's cooking.
Task: Make Marge Cook a Special Dinner
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Pre-Game at Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Kitenge Go to the Simpson's House for Dinner
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Coming to Springfield Pt. 5
Marge starts
Marge: We're so happy you're visiting, Kitenge. I hope Homie showed you a great time.
Kitenge: It has been one of the greatest wastes of time in my life.
Homer: That’s a better review than I usually get.
Kitenge: I'm sorry, Homer. You taught me all the things I don't want to do.
Kitenge: Now to experience America the right way -- without the Simpsons!
Task: Make Kitenge Dance in a Frenzy of Joy
Time: 4h
Task: Make Kitenge Stay in African Tree Resort
Time: 4h
Location: African Tree Resort
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Big Bug House
Auto starts
Comic Book Guy: Sometimes a man only gets one chance to become the greatest superhero ever.
Comic Book Guy: Mine is now! That giant spider’s bite will give me powers I desire!
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Visit Big Bug House
Time: 4h
Location: Big Bug House
Comic Book Guy: Alas, spider-powers have eluded me. I am left with but only decaying flesh from the spider's venom.
Comic Book Guy: Worst spider bite ever.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Duff McShark Tank
Auto starts
Homer: Duff McShark is a star with his own tank! Why couldn't that be you in there, you dumb dog.
Santa's Little Helper: *whimper*
Homer: Is that shark handing out free beer?! You never handed me anything but a chewed-up Frisbee, you dumb dog.
Task: Make Homer Visit Duff McShark Tank
Time: 4h
Location: Duff McShark Tank
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 1
Allison Taylor starts
Allison Taylor: Hey Lisa! Are you entering the Springfield Elementary Talent Show?
Lisa: Nah, it sounds like a made-up event for Principal Skinner to charge people to attend.
Allison Taylor: Well, that's too bad. I was looking forward to playing sax together again.
Lisa: We wouldn't be playing together. We'd be competing. And we know how that would turn out.
Allison Taylor: How?
Lisa: Tell you what, you enter, and I'll stay out of it. Then you're sure to win.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Master Playing Saxophone
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 2
Allison Taylor starts
Allison Taylor: Alright, Lisa, I've been practicing non-stop. I'm ready to play with you now.
Lisa: Oh, Allison, you don't get it. Practice can't compete with raw talent.
Allison Taylor: I didn't know we were competing. I thought it was just a chance for everyone to show their skills.
Lisa: It is, but some people's' skills just happen to be better than others. It's genetics, nothing to be ashamed of.
Allison Taylor: I'm not ashamed. I'm a great sax player.
Lisa: Sweet Allison. Believing in yourself is really important.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Give Herself a Pep Talk in the Mirror
Time: 4h
Location: Taylor House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 3
Allison Taylor starts
Allison Taylor: The talent show is tomorrow, and I'm ready! Time to decompress.
Allison Taylor: I haven't worked on my diorama in a while. That always helps me relax.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Play With Diorama
Time: 1h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 4
Skinner starts
Skinner: Alright students, settle down. Thank you, Lisa, for that odd take on “Baker Street.”
Lisa: Can you give me another chance? This time I'll do it with less Gerry and more Rafferty.
Skinner: I'm not running a charity here, except for the talent show fundraising charity. If you get a second chance, then everyone will want one.
Lisa: This isn't fair. I have natural talent, I shouldn't have to practice.
Allison Taylor: It's okay, Lisa, I didn't think you were that bad.
Skinner: Allison, leave Lisa to wallow in her despair. You're up next.
Task: Make Allison Taylor Put on the Show of a Lifetime
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Skinner: That was absolutely beautiful.
Agnes: Knock it off, Seymour! You're blabbering like a baby.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
No Me in Talent Pt. 5
Lisa starts
Lisa: Allison, you really are better than me. Guess I'll give up music and become a *sniff* music teacher.
Allison Taylor: That’s a horrible thing to say. Don't give up, Lisa. How about from now on we play together as friends?
Lisa: I would really like that.
Task: Make Allison Play Saxophone Duet With Lisa
Time: 4h
Location: Taylor House
Requires: Lisa
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Pinkbeardy Yogurt
Auto starts
Bart: Mom. I'm going to Pinkbeardy for chocolate yogurt.
Marge: Were you planning on leaving the rest of us out?
Bart: You're right. What can I get you?
Marge: Nothing. Just seeing my son feeling guilty is yogurt enough for me.
Task: Make Bart Get Yogurt Ingredients That Look Like Drugs
Time: 4h
Location: Pinkbeardy Yogurt
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 1
Joan Bushwell starts
Joan Bushwell: I can't believe I overslept and missed my 5:10 AM chimp observation!
Joan Bushwell: That's what I get for sleeping in the trees to record Howler Monkey mating howls.
Joan Bushwell: No matter, the real fun doesn't start until 5:40 AM anyway.
Joan Bushwell: Springfield's lucky to have an expert like me who knows the difference between an Eastern chimpanzee, a Nigeria-Cameroon and a Krusty Burger Laffy Meal toy!
Joan Bushwell: If my chimps mine enough diamonds I can build an even larger refuge… all out of diamonds!
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Observe the Chimps Mining Diamonds
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 2
Joan Bushwell starts
Joan Bushwell: All this sitting and staring from trees and atop termite hills really works up an appetite.
Joan Bushwell: Better replenish my strength with a hearty meal.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Eat a Quick Lunch of Roots and Water
Time: 1h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Joan Bushwell: I overdid eating roots today. They're growing right through me.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 3
Joan Bushwell starts
Homer: Hey, my anniversary is coming up. Can I have one of those diamonds?
Joan Bushwell: Aw, how sweet! I hate to stand in the way of love. Even if it is between two non-monkeys.
Joan Bushwell: But I'm afraid I'm running low on diamonds.
Homer: Can't you make the monkeys work double shifts?
Joan Bushwell: Not since they unionized and demanded benefits.
Joan Bushwell: You know, if you help me get more workers, I can give you diamonds.
Homer: Springfield is ripe with simple-minded workers. I'll drum up all you need!
Task: Make Homer Trick Springfielders to Working in the Mine
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Task: Make Springfielders Work in the Mine
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 4
Lenny starts
Lenny: I'm sick of working in these mines, Homer. My lungs are clogged, my vision’s shot, and I'm not even getting paid.
Homer: You're getting paid with the satisfaction of helping your pal get diamonds.
Lenny: Wait. You get to keep the diamonds? That's it, I'm outta here!
Joan Bushwell: Don't go! I was holding onto your diamonds until you were ready. I had your best interest in mind!
Lenny: Wow, you held onto those without telling me with the mine collapse and the 43 days I spent underground? You do have my best interest in mind.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Bribe Springfielders
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Diamond in the Bluff Pt. 5
Wiggum starts
Wiggum: Give it up, Bushwell, we're onto your nefarious diamond operation.
Joan Bushwell: Nefarious? You must have the wrong person. Here. Take these diamonds and forget this misunderstanding.
Wiggum: You're right. It is a misunderstanding. Sorry for your trouble. These diamonds should cover up, I mean clear this up.
Lou: Chief, she's trying to bribe you into letting her go.
Wiggum: Who are you, the police? Oh right, we are.
Task: Make Joan Bushwell Hide From the Police
Time: 4h
Location: Chimp Refuge
Joan Bushwell: That was a close one. I was worried I would have to pay off the cops. Again!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
