New characters coming to Springfield! **
In case you haven’t heard, new characters are coming soon to SF! All the characters you’ve been waiting years for, will be fully playable! How many of you have been waiting for well known figures such as:
Pool!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Deflate - 1h
Inflate - 12h
Leak - 24h
!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Keep burglar out - 5m
Stand - 24h
Hole!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Confuse wiley coyotes - 1h
Absorb all light - Infinity
Bush-shaped like Lips!
Kiss anyone backing slowly into it - 1h
Be mistaken for Derrière-shaped bush - 4h
Grow - 24h
’s hair!
Frizz - 1h
Consume 2 quarts of hair product - 4h
Hide vacation fund - 8h
Grow - 24h
Steel bar!
Act as paperweight - 1h
Break metatarsals - 4h
Rust - 24h
And that’s just a sample of all the new characters coming soon to Springfield.
But guess what else? There will be a beauty contest to decide who is the SEXIEST character in Springfield!
Who will it be?? Contestants could include:
'd Guy
Tuxedo-less Guy
Hot Tub Hairy Chest Guy
Tuxedo’d Dinosaur
Bend over for your exam Guy
Politician turning his back on the public (surprisingly popular lately)
Prematurely sexualized pageant child
That sassy white cat eating dinner in all the memes
50 gallon drum of dirty laundry
Anyone could be the winner! In fact, YOU may have seen "eligible contestants" in YOUR town. If so, please feel free to post them in this thread!
**This post is a parody for fun only among us in the forum. Please enjoy yourselves.
If you like this kind of silly fun with SFers, please visit my thread, "Things You Don’t See Too Often” in the Showcase Section.
Happy tapping!
Pool!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Deflate - 1h
Inflate - 12h
Leak - 24h
!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Keep burglar out - 5m
Stand - 24h
Hole!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Confuse wiley coyotes - 1h
Absorb all light - Infinity
Bush-shaped like Lips!
Kiss anyone backing slowly into it - 1h
Be mistaken for Derrière-shaped bush - 4h
Grow - 24h
’s hair!
Frizz - 1h
Consume 2 quarts of hair product - 4h
Hide vacation fund - 8h
Grow - 24h
Steel bar!
Act as paperweight - 1h
Break metatarsals - 4h
Rust - 24h
And that’s just a sample of all the new characters coming soon to Springfield.
But guess what else? There will be a beauty contest to decide who is the SEXIEST character in Springfield!
Who will it be?? Contestants could include:
'd Guy
Tuxedo-less Guy
Hot Tub Hairy Chest Guy
Tuxedo’d Dinosaur
Bend over for your exam Guy
Politician turning his back on the public (surprisingly popular lately)
Prematurely sexualized pageant child
That sassy white cat eating dinner in all the memes
50 gallon drum of dirty laundry
Anyone could be the winner! In fact, YOU may have seen "eligible contestants" in YOUR town. If so, please feel free to post them in this thread!
**This post is a parody for fun only among us in the forum. Please enjoy yourselves.
If you like this kind of silly fun with SFers, please visit my thread, "Things You Don’t See Too Often” in the Showcase Section.
Happy tapping!
