Showbiz Showdown: Dog and Phony Show Walkthrough
A Show Whopper
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Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman coming to you live from Polystar Pictures, where the multinational film company has a big announcement!
Polystar Executive: Polystar is bringing Hollywood to Springfield!
Marge: Dear God, no!
Polystar Executive: Don't worry. Not the crappy part. We want to hear movie ideas…anything you have in your head!
Homer: I have a lot in my head!
Bart: Besides crayons and Q-Tips?
Homer: I'll pitch my ghost that wins the lottery idea!
Polystar Executive: Note, participation is restricted to children only.
Homer: Stupid Hollywood executives and your family-friendly branding!
Bart: Cool! Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Cosmic Wars AND the Marble Universe. I've got a ton of crossover ideas.
Lisa: Crossovers and the superhero genre? Count me out.
Bart: You do know that Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Malibu Stacy, right? They might be up for a Malibu romance. Blech.
Lisa: I'll get our bikes!
Task: Make Lisa Bike to the Audience Research Site
Time: 6s
Location: Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Task: Make Bart Bike to the Audience Research Site
Time: 6s
Location: Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Polystar Executive: Wow, what a turnout! Thanks for coming, everyone.
Polystar Executive: Polystar Pictures would like all your input. So spill…whaddaya want to see in our next movie?
Bart: Epic space fights!
Lisa: Thoughtful dramas!
Nelson: Easy listening musicals!
Bart: …
Nelson: What? I like what I like.
Polystar Executive: Hmm, what if we jam them all together into a dramatic space epic with an original score?
Milhouse: Could it feature the Happy Little Elves?
Polystar Executive: Straight up — no. We want everyone's ideas except this kid's. Thank you all for coming. Take one piece of candy and an NDA on your way out.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 1
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Homer: Hey boy, did you pitch my ghost idea?
Bart: Homer, these are bigwig Hollywood execs, they don't care about your stupid ghosts. They want their next superhero blockbuster.
Lisa: I, for one, am hoping that they try something new. Movies can elevate the human condition and teach us so much.
Bart: Like if Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium?
Lisa: No, like acknowledging the poverty disparity between first and third world countr—
Homer: You bet Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium, they can cut through anything!
Homer: But Lisa's right, it's time we start asking the tough questions. Like does Magnesium Man's suit use premium gas or regular?
Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Homer Ask More Superhero Questions
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes
Task: Make Bart Ask More Superhero Questions
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Go to her Room
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes
Lindsey Naegle: I've reviewed the results from your audience research in Springfield and I've got four words for you!
Polystar Executive: That's how my ex-wife announced: "I want a divorce."
Lindsey Naegle: My four words are: "The Sands of Space".
Polystar Executive: Krusty's old Hollywood flick? Why would you bring up that travesty of a film?
Lindsey Naegle: It checks all the boxes. It's an outer space drama, with a cutting-edge score and we can reboot it into a trilogy.
Polystar Executive: Forget it, I'm not working with that clown again. We don't own the rights to that picture anyway.
Lindsey Naegle: That's why we buy Krustylu Studios.
Polystar Executive: Hmm, it has been weeks since I bought a company. It feels weird going that long without crushing someone else's dream…
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 2
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Kent Brockman: …and in a twist that's rocked the entertainment world, Polystar Pictures has purchased Krustylu Studios.
Polystar Executive: We're proud to welcome Krustylu into the Polystar family and its many subsidiaries. Krusty is a perfect fit for our family-friendly brand.
Kent Brockman: Aren't you worried about Krusty's numerous off-screen affairs and scandals?
Polystar Executive: You mean promotional stunts that keep the world of Krusty relevant.
Lisa: Ugh, another conglomerate buys up another intellectual property.
Bart: Krusty's not intellectual property. He gets laughs from fart cushions. Now c'mon, we gotta get to his next show.
Lisa: No way. From now on I'm boycotting Polystar Pictures and all of its subsidiaries.
Bart: Does that include the Malibu Stacy universe?
Lisa: …the boycott doesn't have to happen right away.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Bart Go to Krusty's Show
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Go to Krusty's Show
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 3
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Bart: Great show today, Krusty. But we gotta talk shop. You're gonna need help negotiating with Polystar Pictures and I'm your man.
Krusty: My man is a kid? I don't even know you. Pass.
Bart: It's me, Bart Simpson. I got you exonerated when Sideshow Bob framed you.
Krusty: It's not ringing any bells.
Bart: I helped convince you to become a television clown again after you faked your own death.
Krusty: Wait a minute…you're the kid who exposed my tax evasion that led me to faking my own death!
Bart: Bingo! You've finally got it. Now let me make sure you get to your meeting with Polystar.
Krusty: I guess I could use an assistant to re-diaper Mr. Teeny between shows… Okay, welcome aboard, whoever you are.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Krusty Head to the Polystar Meeting
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Task: Make Bart Accompany Krusty
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Polystar Executive: Thanks for coming, Krusty.
Krusty: If you keep sending limos stocked with booze, we can meet anytime you want.
Polystar Executive: I'll get right to the point. We want to reboot "The Sands of Space".
Krusty: What a buncha schmucks! That movie was a total flop.
Polystar Executive: Our research shows that after enough time has passed viewers will become nostalgic over anything, even movies they hate.
Krusty: I couldn't handle watching The Sands of Space die all over again. It's my baby.
Polystar Executive: We're prepared to make you a handsome offer to change your mind.
Krusty: Eh, babies are overrated. Keep talking…
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 4
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Polystar Executive: …you want a mansion in Waverly Hills, a different sportscar every day of the week…
Polystar Executive: Condor egg omelets prepared at bedside every morning?! Anything else?
Krusty: I'm thinking…
Polystar Executive: I know you're contractually tied to this movie as its director, but you're being unreasonable.
Bart: Listen Armani, give my clown what he wants or you don't get your big Hollywood reboot.
Polystar Executive: Who are you again?
Bart: I'm Krusty's negotiations assistant, I make sure my client gets everything he deserves.
Polystar Executive: Krusty, you're letting a kid handle your negotiations?
Krusty: You betcha. This kid plays hardball…and kickball and Wiffle ball. Let's just say he plays a lot of ball.
Polystar Executive: Fine, fine. So, you'll come back and direct our reboot?
Krusty: One more thing. I want complete creative control over the project.
Bart: That's exactly what I was going to demand.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Krusty Agree to Direct the Reboot
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Iron Out the Deal
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Task: Make Bart Negotiate for More Merchandise
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 5
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Polystar Executive: Krusty, I'm really looking forward to our future together.
Polystar Executive: I'd like to contact my people to start the hiring for your crew.
Krusty: Cork your seltzer, I'll be hiring locally.
Polystar Executive: Locals? Are you sure they have experience?
Krusty: Read my grease-painted lips — I have total creative control! That includes the schlubs on my crew!
Polystar Executive: Sure, your schlubs, whatever. Just reach out if you need anything.
Krusty: You can gimme a lift back to my studio.
Polystar Executive: No problem. I'll call a cab.
Krusty: No YOU can give me a lift. I'm making you my personal driver.
Polystar Executive: That's ridiculous. I'm an executive.
Krusty: Actually, it was the kid's idea.
Bart: *points to the contract* It's all in the really, really tiny print on this contract that only a kid's eyes can see.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Bart Look for More Ways to Take Advantage
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Krusty Be Chauffeured
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Drive Krusty
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Auto starts
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman coming to you live from Polystar Pictures, where the multinational film company has a big announcement!
Polystar Executive: Polystar is bringing Hollywood to Springfield!
Marge: Dear God, no!
Polystar Executive: Don't worry. Not the crappy part. We want to hear movie ideas…anything you have in your head!
Homer: I have a lot in my head!
Bart: Besides crayons and Q-Tips?
Homer: I'll pitch my ghost that wins the lottery idea!
Polystar Executive: Note, participation is restricted to children only.
Homer: Stupid Hollywood executives and your family-friendly branding!
Bart: Cool! Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Cosmic Wars AND the Marble Universe. I've got a ton of crossover ideas.
Lisa: Crossovers and the superhero genre? Count me out.
Bart: You do know that Polystar Pictures owns the rights to Malibu Stacy, right? They might be up for a Malibu romance. Blech.
Lisa: I'll get our bikes!
Task: Make Lisa Bike to the Audience Research Site
Time: 6s
Location: Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Task: Make Bart Bike to the Audience Research Site
Time: 6s
Location: Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Polystar Executive: Wow, what a turnout! Thanks for coming, everyone.
Polystar Executive: Polystar Pictures would like all your input. So spill…whaddaya want to see in our next movie?
Bart: Epic space fights!
Lisa: Thoughtful dramas!
Nelson: Easy listening musicals!
Bart: …
Nelson: What? I like what I like.
Polystar Executive: Hmm, what if we jam them all together into a dramatic space epic with an original score?
Milhouse: Could it feature the Happy Little Elves?
Polystar Executive: Straight up — no. We want everyone's ideas except this kid's. Thank you all for coming. Take one piece of candy and an NDA on your way out.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 1
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Homer: Hey boy, did you pitch my ghost idea?
Bart: Homer, these are bigwig Hollywood execs, they don't care about your stupid ghosts. They want their next superhero blockbuster.
Lisa: I, for one, am hoping that they try something new. Movies can elevate the human condition and teach us so much.
Bart: Like if Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium?
Lisa: No, like acknowledging the poverty disparity between first and third world countr—
Homer: You bet Black Voodoo's claws can cut through titanium, they can cut through anything!
Homer: But Lisa's right, it's time we start asking the tough questions. Like does Magnesium Man's suit use premium gas or regular?
Lisa: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Homer Ask More Superhero Questions
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes
Task: Make Bart Ask More Superhero Questions
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Go to her Room
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House, Future Simpson's House, Simpson Houseboat, Outlands Simpsons House or Homes
Lindsey Naegle: I've reviewed the results from your audience research in Springfield and I've got four words for you!
Polystar Executive: That's how my ex-wife announced: "I want a divorce."
Lindsey Naegle: My four words are: "The Sands of Space".
Polystar Executive: Krusty's old Hollywood flick? Why would you bring up that travesty of a film?
Lindsey Naegle: It checks all the boxes. It's an outer space drama, with a cutting-edge score and we can reboot it into a trilogy.
Polystar Executive: Forget it, I'm not working with that clown again. We don't own the rights to that picture anyway.
Lindsey Naegle: That's why we buy Krustylu Studios.
Polystar Executive: Hmm, it has been weeks since I bought a company. It feels weird going that long without crushing someone else's dream…
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 2
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Kent Brockman: …and in a twist that's rocked the entertainment world, Polystar Pictures has purchased Krustylu Studios.
Polystar Executive: We're proud to welcome Krustylu into the Polystar family and its many subsidiaries. Krusty is a perfect fit for our family-friendly brand.
Kent Brockman: Aren't you worried about Krusty's numerous off-screen affairs and scandals?
Polystar Executive: You mean promotional stunts that keep the world of Krusty relevant.
Lisa: Ugh, another conglomerate buys up another intellectual property.
Bart: Krusty's not intellectual property. He gets laughs from fart cushions. Now c'mon, we gotta get to his next show.
Lisa: No way. From now on I'm boycotting Polystar Pictures and all of its subsidiaries.
Bart: Does that include the Malibu Stacy universe?
Lisa: …the boycott doesn't have to happen right away.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Bart Go to Krusty's Show
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Go to Krusty's Show
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 3
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Bart: Great show today, Krusty. But we gotta talk shop. You're gonna need help negotiating with Polystar Pictures and I'm your man.
Krusty: My man is a kid? I don't even know you. Pass.
Bart: It's me, Bart Simpson. I got you exonerated when Sideshow Bob framed you.
Krusty: It's not ringing any bells.
Bart: I helped convince you to become a television clown again after you faked your own death.
Krusty: Wait a minute…you're the kid who exposed my tax evasion that led me to faking my own death!
Bart: Bingo! You've finally got it. Now let me make sure you get to your meeting with Polystar.
Krusty: I guess I could use an assistant to re-diaper Mr. Teeny between shows… Okay, welcome aboard, whoever you are.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Krusty Head to the Polystar Meeting
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Task: Make Bart Accompany Krusty
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Polystar Executive: Thanks for coming, Krusty.
Krusty: If you keep sending limos stocked with booze, we can meet anytime you want.
Polystar Executive: I'll get right to the point. We want to reboot "The Sands of Space".
Krusty: What a buncha schmucks! That movie was a total flop.
Polystar Executive: Our research shows that after enough time has passed viewers will become nostalgic over anything, even movies they hate.
Krusty: I couldn't handle watching The Sands of Space die all over again. It's my baby.
Polystar Executive: We're prepared to make you a handsome offer to change your mind.
Krusty: Eh, babies are overrated. Keep talking…
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 4
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Polystar Executive: …you want a mansion in Waverly Hills, a different sportscar every day of the week…
Polystar Executive: Condor egg omelets prepared at bedside every morning?! Anything else?
Krusty: I'm thinking…
Polystar Executive: I know you're contractually tied to this movie as its director, but you're being unreasonable.
Bart: Listen Armani, give my clown what he wants or you don't get your big Hollywood reboot.
Polystar Executive: Who are you again?
Bart: I'm Krusty's negotiations assistant, I make sure my client gets everything he deserves.
Polystar Executive: Krusty, you're letting a kid handle your negotiations?
Krusty: You betcha. This kid plays hardball…and kickball and Wiffle ball. Let's just say he plays a lot of ball.
Polystar Executive: Fine, fine. So, you'll come back and direct our reboot?
Krusty: One more thing. I want complete creative control over the project.
Bart: That's exactly what I was going to demand.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Krusty Agree to Direct the Reboot
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Iron Out the Deal
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Task: Make Bart Negotiate for More Merchandise
Time: 4h
Location: Poilystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theatre, Drive-In Theater or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dog and Phony Show Pt. 5
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Polystar Executive: Krusty, I'm really looking forward to our future together.
Polystar Executive: I'd like to contact my people to start the hiring for your crew.
Krusty: Cork your seltzer, I'll be hiring locally.
Polystar Executive: Locals? Are you sure they have experience?
Krusty: Read my grease-painted lips — I have total creative control! That includes the schlubs on my crew!
Polystar Executive: Sure, your schlubs, whatever. Just reach out if you need anything.
Krusty: You can gimme a lift back to my studio.
Polystar Executive: No problem. I'll call a cab.
Krusty: No YOU can give me a lift. I'm making you my personal driver.
Polystar Executive: That's ridiculous. I'm an executive.
Krusty: Actually, it was the kid's idea.
Bart: *points to the contract* It's all in the really, really tiny print on this contract that only a kid's eyes can see.
Task: Collect Film Reels
Task: Make Bart Look for More Ways to Take Advantage
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Krusty Be Chauffeured
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Drive Krusty
Time: 4h
Location: Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
