Simpsons Babies: Age Against the Machine Walkthrough
Age Against the Machine Pt. 1
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Bart: Time to make Mr. Burns reverse the Youthenizer – by force! Sound off, Simpson family assault squad!
Baby Marge: Goo goo!
Baby Lisa: Boo boo!
Baby Homer: Woo hoo!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Baby Lisa: I guess it's all up to you, Bart. Everyone else is a baby now.
Grampa: I'm not a baby! And my diapey needs changing! Waaah!
Bart: Grampa, take care of the kids. And if I'm not back in one hour, call the police.
Grampa: You're dumb as a pineapple! You can call the police now!
Bart: I tried that!
Wiggum: Hello, you've reached the Springfield Police Department. We're out getting a new answering machine, so please leave your name and crime after the tone.
Lou: The tone doesn't work, Chief. That's why we're getting a new answering machine.
Wiggum: I'm not following. Let's roll!
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Babies Befuddle Grampa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff, Lisa
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 2
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Bart: Sneaking into the nuclear plant is a cinch. Skateboard up the cooling tower... through the atomic blast vent...
Bart: Past the guard crow...
Crow: *CAW!*
Bart: And I'm in! Smack in the middle of Old Man Burns' office!
Young Burns: "Old Man"? Pshaw! Thanks to the Youthenizer, I'm a scrapping young ball-whacker like you!
Young Burns: ...Although infinitely richer, and with a pack of hounds at my disposal.
Young Burns: Release the hounds!
Bart: Heeeeeeelp!
Bart: Wait, they're just puppies. Aww.
Young Burns: The Youthenizer must have hit them by mistake. Damn thing shoots every which way. Hold on a minute and I'll threaten you with my musket instead.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Bart Wait Patiently in Terror
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 3
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Baby Homer: Waaaah-BURP! Waaaah-BURP!
Grampa: Shut up, ya midgit idjit! I didn't put up with this from my own son, and I won't put up with it from you!
Baby Homer: I am your son.
Grampa: You are? Then who am I? I'm very confused!
Baby Lisa: Ugh, I can't sit idly by and play with this plastic ring stacker much longer. Five minutes at most. It's really fun.
Baby Lisa: After that, we've got to help Bart!
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Lisa Stack Donut-Like Rings
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 4
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Young Burns: All right, youthful Bartholomew. Come out from behind those adorable puppies so I can shoot you.
Grampa: Not so fast! These infants and I are here to, uh... for some reason. That's why!
Young Burns: Gadzooks, it's four babies and a funeral!
Baby Lisa: Your Youthenizer is wreaking havoc, Mr. Burns! We demand you reverse it and restore us to our proper ages!
Young Burns: Impossible! The Youthenizer can't make anyone older. It only works one way, being as it's powered by a reservoir of adolescent blood.
Baby Marge: Oh, crudpoop.
Baby Homer: Logical, though. Eminently logical.
Young Burns: It was specially invented for me by my boyhood frenemy, Thomas Alva Edison, that I might one day live life anew.
Young Burns: ...So I saved it until I was at death's very door. Then I forgot about it for seventy more years. Then, I put it to use!
Baby Lisa: How come it turned us into babies, but you into an older kid?
Young Burns: It's a Youthenizer, not a Youth-A-Sizer! It only has so much youthening power!
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Mr. Burns Aim Musket
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Young Burns: Of course, now that you know my secret, I must kill you all.
Young Burns: I only have one musket ball, so stand in front of one another with your aortas perfectly aligned.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 5
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Grampa: It's not fair! How come everybody but me gets to be young?
Young Burns: Shush! I need absolute silence while I'm kerblamming you.
Baby Homer: Yoiks! I'm so scared I pooped my pants earlier!
Grampa: To hell with all of you! If I'm going to die, I'm going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
Baby Marge: *gasp* Grampa grabbed the Youthenizer!
Baby Lisa: Be careful, Grampa! If you fire it at us babies, you might youthenize us right out of existence!
Grampa: Babies can bite my wrinkly patoot! I'm pulling the trigg– OW! I sliced open my papery skin on the gizmodulator!
Youthenizer: BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
Mr. Burns: Curses! Abe Simpson's decrepit old blood leaked into the Youthenizing reservoir, transmuting it into an Oldening Ray!
Lisa: Of course, an Oldening Ray! And it blasted us all back to our normal ages!
Grampa: Except me. I'm much, much more ancient now.
Homer and Marge: Hooray!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Baby Bart: What matters is, everything is back to normal.
Lisa: Oh no, Bart! You've been baby-ized!
Baby Bart: Teethe my shorts!
Mr. Burns: Huh. I thought I was murdering him with my musket, but it turned out to be the spare Youthenizer. I really ought to pay more attention to whom I shoot with what.
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Babies Get Blasted by the Youthenizer
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff, Lisa
Task: Make Bart Get Blasted by a Musket
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Simpsons Babies Outro
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Lisa: ...And I suppose it turned out that Maggie had secretly shoved Grampa's forearm, causing him to bleed profusely. And that's how Maggie saved the day, as always!
Maggie: *suck* *sleep* *suck*
Lisa: We did it, Bart! She's asleep!
Bart: Wait, so it all really was just a story we were telling Maggie? I'm gonna lodge a complaint with the writer!
Lisa: Eh, he or she doesn't care. Seriously.
Task: Make Bart Write the Writer an Angry Letter
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Marge: Hi, kids! We're home! And we had the most romantic ham and cheese sandwich dinner.
Homer: We sure did. And we washed it all down with a fine croque monsieur.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Bart: Time to make Mr. Burns reverse the Youthenizer – by force! Sound off, Simpson family assault squad!
Baby Marge: Goo goo!
Baby Lisa: Boo boo!
Baby Homer: Woo hoo!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Baby Lisa: I guess it's all up to you, Bart. Everyone else is a baby now.
Grampa: I'm not a baby! And my diapey needs changing! Waaah!
Bart: Grampa, take care of the kids. And if I'm not back in one hour, call the police.
Grampa: You're dumb as a pineapple! You can call the police now!
Bart: I tried that!
Wiggum: Hello, you've reached the Springfield Police Department. We're out getting a new answering machine, so please leave your name and crime after the tone.
Lou: The tone doesn't work, Chief. That's why we're getting a new answering machine.
Wiggum: I'm not following. Let's roll!
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Babies Befuddle Grampa
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff, Lisa
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 2
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Bart: Sneaking into the nuclear plant is a cinch. Skateboard up the cooling tower... through the atomic blast vent...
Bart: Past the guard crow...
Crow: *CAW!*
Bart: And I'm in! Smack in the middle of Old Man Burns' office!
Young Burns: "Old Man"? Pshaw! Thanks to the Youthenizer, I'm a scrapping young ball-whacker like you!
Young Burns: ...Although infinitely richer, and with a pack of hounds at my disposal.
Young Burns: Release the hounds!
Bart: Heeeeeeelp!
Bart: Wait, they're just puppies. Aww.
Young Burns: The Youthenizer must have hit them by mistake. Damn thing shoots every which way. Hold on a minute and I'll threaten you with my musket instead.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Place Bart's Treehouse
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Bart Wait Patiently in Terror
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 3
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Baby Homer: Waaaah-BURP! Waaaah-BURP!
Grampa: Shut up, ya midgit idjit! I didn't put up with this from my own son, and I won't put up with it from you!
Baby Homer: I am your son.
Grampa: You are? Then who am I? I'm very confused!
Baby Lisa: Ugh, I can't sit idly by and play with this plastic ring stacker much longer. Five minutes at most. It's really fun.
Baby Lisa: After that, we've got to help Bart!
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Lisa Stack Donut-Like Rings
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 4
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Young Burns: All right, youthful Bartholomew. Come out from behind those adorable puppies so I can shoot you.
Grampa: Not so fast! These infants and I are here to, uh... for some reason. That's why!
Young Burns: Gadzooks, it's four babies and a funeral!
Baby Lisa: Your Youthenizer is wreaking havoc, Mr. Burns! We demand you reverse it and restore us to our proper ages!
Young Burns: Impossible! The Youthenizer can't make anyone older. It only works one way, being as it's powered by a reservoir of adolescent blood.
Baby Marge: Oh, crudpoop.
Baby Homer: Logical, though. Eminently logical.
Young Burns: It was specially invented for me by my boyhood frenemy, Thomas Alva Edison, that I might one day live life anew.
Young Burns: ...So I saved it until I was at death's very door. Then I forgot about it for seventy more years. Then, I put it to use!
Baby Lisa: How come it turned us into babies, but you into an older kid?
Young Burns: It's a Youthenizer, not a Youth-A-Sizer! It only has so much youthening power!
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Mr. Burns Aim Musket
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Young Burns: Of course, now that you know my secret, I must kill you all.
Young Burns: I only have one musket ball, so stand in front of one another with your aortas perfectly aligned.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Age Against the Machine Pt. 5
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Grampa: It's not fair! How come everybody but me gets to be young?
Young Burns: Shush! I need absolute silence while I'm kerblamming you.
Baby Homer: Yoiks! I'm so scared I pooped my pants earlier!
Grampa: To hell with all of you! If I'm going to die, I'm going to die young and leave a beautiful corpse.
Baby Marge: *gasp* Grampa grabbed the Youthenizer!
Baby Lisa: Be careful, Grampa! If you fire it at us babies, you might youthenize us right out of existence!
Grampa: Babies can bite my wrinkly patoot! I'm pulling the trigg– OW! I sliced open my papery skin on the gizmodulator!
Youthenizer: BEGIN YOUTHENIZATION
Mr. Burns: Curses! Abe Simpson's decrepit old blood leaked into the Youthenizing reservoir, transmuting it into an Oldening Ray!
Lisa: Of course, an Oldening Ray! And it blasted us all back to our normal ages!
Grampa: Except me. I'm much, much more ancient now.
Homer and Marge: Hooray!
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Baby Bart: What matters is, everything is back to normal.
Lisa: Oh no, Bart! You've been baby-ized!
Baby Bart: Teethe my shorts!
Mr. Burns: Huh. I thought I was murdering him with my musket, but it turned out to be the spare Youthenizer. I really ought to pay more attention to whom I shoot with what.
Task: Collect Safety Gear
Task: Make Babies Get Blasted by the Youthenizer
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Characters: Homer, Marge, Ling Bouvier, Artie Ziff, Lisa
Task: Make Bart Get Blasted by a Musket
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Simpsons Babies Outro
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Lisa: ...And I suppose it turned out that Maggie had secretly shoved Grampa's forearm, causing him to bleed profusely. And that's how Maggie saved the day, as always!
Maggie: *suck* *sleep* *suck*
Lisa: We did it, Bart! She's asleep!
Bart: Wait, so it all really was just a story we were telling Maggie? I'm gonna lodge a complaint with the writer!
Lisa: Eh, he or she doesn't care. Seriously.
Task: Make Bart Write the Writer an Angry Letter
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Marge: Hi, kids! We're home! And we had the most romantic ham and cheese sandwich dinner.
Homer: We sure did. And we washed it all down with a fine croque monsieur.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
