Spring Cleanup ***WALKTHROUGH***
Springfield Cleaning Pt. 1 Homer starts Homer: Nothing says Spring has arrived like a BBQ, when we celebrate the rebirth of tiny animals by burning them on open flames. Homer: Who could have a ...
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Wave 1 Gil Deal
After the user logs in on April 13th:
Gil: How would you like a house with no skeletons in its closets? Just in the drywall itself.
Moe: Wow! That house has my name on it!
Moe: No, I was wrong. Someone spray-painted "MOVE!" on the wall, not "MOE!"
Gil: Yeah, it's a fixer upper... meaning you'll have to fix it to get it to stay up.
Offer Accepted
Gil: Oh boy! This Spring is really taking off for ol' Gil!
Gil: A few more sales like this and I can finally get my dignity back from the pawn shop.
Offer Declined
Gil: Fine! Gil doesn't need you. Gil doesn't need anyone.
Gil: All Gil needs is Gil. And lots of other people. And you. Gil desperately needs you.
Gil: We're good, right?
Wave 2 Gil Deal
After the user logs in on April 15th:
Gil: I'm back with more fun stuff!
Marge: Spring cleaning is about getting rid of stuff! All you're doing is bringing more junk and it's driving me crazy!
Gil: But what about something that cleans more than it clutters?
Marge: Like a Roomba?
Gil: But writ large! For just a few donuts, I can offer you a professional Street Cleaner!
Offer Accepted
Gil: You're really cleaning up! Just like Gil!
Gil: No backsies!
Offer Declined
Gil: Looks like ol' Gil won't be bringing anything to the hobo potluck this year.
Gil: Not that I can ever compete with Toothless Joe's gummed potatoes...
Wave 3 Gil Deal
After the user logs in on April 17th:
Gil: Wow! Everyone's finding great stuff at my "yard" sale. If I get enough cash, I can finally get that yard I've always wanted and drop those quotation marks.
Wiggum: Great stuff, Gil! Normally I hate shopping but this couch I just bought is perfect!
Wiggum: It looks like the one I just threw out.
Wiggum: It even has a butt groove that fits my butt like a morbidly obese glove.
Wiggum: You don' also have a police gun for sale do you? I mistakenly threw that out as well.
Offer Accepted
Gil: That's how to celebrate Spring Cleaning in Springfield!
Gil: By adding more stuff to it!
Offer Declined
Gil: C'mon! Give ol' Gil a chance. It's my Buy Two Get Both sale!
Moe's House Placed
Auto starts
Moe: Aw, the judge sent me a restraining order against peeping on people in bushes. And that was my favorite job!
Moe: Guess it's time for a new hobby. What do disgusting loners like me enjoy?
Moe: Of course, writing poetry! All I need is a dark pit to do it in. And maybe a skull with a candle in it.
New Job for Moe: Write Epic Poetry (16h)
Black Moe'ld!
Moe starts
Moe: What's this my house is sitting on? It looks like an ancient burial site.
Moe: That's probably why I've had such bad luck with the ladies! Plus my face and personality.
Moe: Stupid cursed graves! Time to bring in ghosts' natural predator: TNT!
Task: Make Moe Dig Out a Basement
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's House
Explosion: KABOOM!
Moe: Whoa! I've struck gold! Liquid brown, lumpy gold! I'm filthy rich!
The Rich Texan: No, just filthy. That ain't oil, son -- you hit a sewage line.
Moe: I know. And now I can make jenkem!
Otto: Alright! I've been hankem for some jenkem!
Nature Bundle and Springfield Greenhouse Purchased
Auto starts
System Message: Congratulations on purchasing the Nature Bundle! Its contents have been added to your inventory.
Lisa: Wow, a greenhouse! Finally after three years of non-stop urban sprawl, someone has come to their senses.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Indeed, Electronic Arts HAS come to their senses and finally taken advantage of the tax write-off for “green-friendly” games.
Homer: Ewwwww! What the heck? This donut tastes like crap!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Also the frosting on all Tapped Out donuts will now be made from ethanol.
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 1
Apu starts
Sanjay: Clean the Squishee machine...clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...clean the cleaning solution used to clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...
Sanjay: This job is more boring than watching plants grow!
Apu: Well then why don't you go get a job watching plants grow?
Sanjay: I think I will!
Task: Reach Level 39 and Build Sanjay's House
Task: Make Sanjay Apply for a Security Guard Job at the Greenhouse
Time: 30m
Location: Springfield Greenhouse
Sanjay: Look at those plants grow! This is even better than I ever imagined!
Sanjay: I wonder what kind of plants these are.
Otto: Dude, it's 2016 and someone builds a greenhouse?
Sanjay: Oh.
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: Ahhhhhhh, I just love breathing in this plant-cleaned, natural air. It makes me feel so refreshed...and so healthy...
Lisa: And so mellow...
Lisa: And so hungry...
Lisa: And it also makes me think Phish isn't actually terrible.
Task: Make Lisa Buy Phish Tickets
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
On job start:
Marge: There's WHAT in this greenhouse?! This has to be stopped!
Marge: My daughter is a perfect example of its dangers. It's a gateway drug!
Sanjay: A gateway to even worse drugs?
Marge: No, a gateway to even worse bands like Furthur and Disco Biscuits!
New Job for Willie: Work With Fierce Diligence (6h)
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Boycott the greenhouse!
Sanjay: Why are you protesting the greenhouse? You love it.
Lisa: We had the opportunity to educate the townspeople about environmentalism, but they only care about one kind of plant.
Otto: That's not true!
Otto: We like several different strains.
Lisa: Ugh!
Task: Make Lisa Boycott the Greenhouse
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Sanjay Go Back to Work at Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
If the user has Otto: Task: Make Otto Complain Online That We Didn't Mention Papadosio
Time: 2h
Location: Java Server
Blue Haired Lawyer: There's no need for boycotts. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully.
Lisa: Fat chance! I never stand down from my--
Blue Haired Lawyer: What if we gave you a free topiary?
Lisa: You've got my attention.
Reward: Santa's Little Helper Topiary
Street Cleaner Purchased
Auto starts
Gil: You're gonna love this thing so much, you might as well shred the warranty. You know what – I'll take care of that for you.
After the user logs in on April 13th:
Gil: How would you like a house with no skeletons in its closets? Just in the drywall itself.
Moe: Wow! That house has my name on it!
Moe: No, I was wrong. Someone spray-painted "MOVE!" on the wall, not "MOE!"
Gil: Yeah, it's a fixer upper... meaning you'll have to fix it to get it to stay up.
Offer Accepted
Gil: Oh boy! This Spring is really taking off for ol' Gil!
Gil: A few more sales like this and I can finally get my dignity back from the pawn shop.
Offer Declined
Gil: Fine! Gil doesn't need you. Gil doesn't need anyone.
Gil: All Gil needs is Gil. And lots of other people. And you. Gil desperately needs you.
Gil: We're good, right?
Wave 2 Gil Deal
After the user logs in on April 15th:
Gil: I'm back with more fun stuff!
Marge: Spring cleaning is about getting rid of stuff! All you're doing is bringing more junk and it's driving me crazy!
Gil: But what about something that cleans more than it clutters?
Marge: Like a Roomba?
Gil: But writ large! For just a few donuts, I can offer you a professional Street Cleaner!
Offer Accepted
Gil: You're really cleaning up! Just like Gil!
Gil: No backsies!
Offer Declined
Gil: Looks like ol' Gil won't be bringing anything to the hobo potluck this year.
Gil: Not that I can ever compete with Toothless Joe's gummed potatoes...
Wave 3 Gil Deal
After the user logs in on April 17th:
Gil: Wow! Everyone's finding great stuff at my "yard" sale. If I get enough cash, I can finally get that yard I've always wanted and drop those quotation marks.
Wiggum: Great stuff, Gil! Normally I hate shopping but this couch I just bought is perfect!
Wiggum: It looks like the one I just threw out.
Wiggum: It even has a butt groove that fits my butt like a morbidly obese glove.
Wiggum: You don' also have a police gun for sale do you? I mistakenly threw that out as well.
Offer Accepted
Gil: That's how to celebrate Spring Cleaning in Springfield!
Gil: By adding more stuff to it!
Offer Declined
Gil: C'mon! Give ol' Gil a chance. It's my Buy Two Get Both sale!
Moe's House Placed
Auto starts
Moe: Aw, the judge sent me a restraining order against peeping on people in bushes. And that was my favorite job!
Moe: Guess it's time for a new hobby. What do disgusting loners like me enjoy?
Moe: Of course, writing poetry! All I need is a dark pit to do it in. And maybe a skull with a candle in it.
New Job for Moe: Write Epic Poetry (16h)
Black Moe'ld!
Moe starts
Moe: What's this my house is sitting on? It looks like an ancient burial site.
Moe: That's probably why I've had such bad luck with the ladies! Plus my face and personality.
Moe: Stupid cursed graves! Time to bring in ghosts' natural predator: TNT!
Task: Make Moe Dig Out a Basement
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's House
Explosion: KABOOM!
Moe: Whoa! I've struck gold! Liquid brown, lumpy gold! I'm filthy rich!
The Rich Texan: No, just filthy. That ain't oil, son -- you hit a sewage line.
Moe: I know. And now I can make jenkem!
Otto: Alright! I've been hankem for some jenkem!
Nature Bundle and Springfield Greenhouse Purchased
Auto starts
System Message: Congratulations on purchasing the Nature Bundle! Its contents have been added to your inventory.
Lisa: Wow, a greenhouse! Finally after three years of non-stop urban sprawl, someone has come to their senses.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Indeed, Electronic Arts HAS come to their senses and finally taken advantage of the tax write-off for “green-friendly” games.
Homer: Ewwwww! What the heck? This donut tastes like crap!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Also the frosting on all Tapped Out donuts will now be made from ethanol.
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 1
Apu starts
Sanjay: Clean the Squishee machine...clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...clean the cleaning solution used to clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...
Sanjay: This job is more boring than watching plants grow!
Apu: Well then why don't you go get a job watching plants grow?
Sanjay: I think I will!
Task: Reach Level 39 and Build Sanjay's House
Task: Make Sanjay Apply for a Security Guard Job at the Greenhouse
Time: 30m
Location: Springfield Greenhouse
Sanjay: Look at those plants grow! This is even better than I ever imagined!
Sanjay: I wonder what kind of plants these are.
Otto: Dude, it's 2016 and someone builds a greenhouse?
Sanjay: Oh.
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: Ahhhhhhh, I just love breathing in this plant-cleaned, natural air. It makes me feel so refreshed...and so healthy...
Lisa: And so mellow...
Lisa: And so hungry...
Lisa: And it also makes me think Phish isn't actually terrible.
Task: Make Lisa Buy Phish Tickets
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
On job start:
Marge: There's WHAT in this greenhouse?! This has to be stopped!
Marge: My daughter is a perfect example of its dangers. It's a gateway drug!
Sanjay: A gateway to even worse drugs?
Marge: No, a gateway to even worse bands like Furthur and Disco Biscuits!
New Job for Willie: Work With Fierce Diligence (6h)
Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Boycott the greenhouse!
Sanjay: Why are you protesting the greenhouse? You love it.
Lisa: We had the opportunity to educate the townspeople about environmentalism, but they only care about one kind of plant.
Otto: That's not true!
Otto: We like several different strains.
Lisa: Ugh!
Task: Make Lisa Boycott the Greenhouse
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Sanjay Go Back to Work at Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
If the user has Otto: Task: Make Otto Complain Online That We Didn't Mention Papadosio
Time: 2h
Location: Java Server
Blue Haired Lawyer: There's no need for boycotts. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully.
Lisa: Fat chance! I never stand down from my--
Blue Haired Lawyer: What if we gave you a free topiary?
Lisa: You've got my attention.
Reward: Santa's Little Helper Topiary
Street Cleaner Purchased
Auto starts
Gil: You're gonna love this thing so much, you might as well shred the warranty. You know what – I'll take care of that for you.
