Dear DairyAuto startHomer: Cecil, can science help a man whose wife keeps yelling at him to stop buttering his vegetables because the cholesterol is going to kill him?Cecil: Yes, if you're willing to rely on a technicality.Task: Tap Bob CloneHomer: Ooh!Marge: Homer J. Simpson! Are you buttering your vegetables?Homer: No Marge. *I* am not.Hula ThereAuto startSelma: He's so handsome.Tall Bob Clone: Tango...waltz...beautiful lady...Selma: And he talks better than most of my previous boyfriends, too.Selma: I haven't been this turned on since McGyver escaped from a dungeon using only a sardine can opener.Selma: Dance for me, you manly w_eed!Task: Tap Tall Bob CloneSelma: So much passion!Selma: Vitamin-C you later, suckers.Pop Till You DropAuto startShort Bob Clone: Pop.Short Bob Clone: Pop. Pop.Homer: Huh? I don't speak salad.Short Bob Clone: POP POP POP!Task: Tap Short Bob CloneHomer: Mmmm Popcorn.Homer: Come with me, you can live in Bart's room.Homer: *whispers* Just don't try to kill him.

Say "Cheers" Pt. 1Cecil startsQuimby: Mr. Terwilliger, the recent events caused by Monsarno Corporation have left our town a shambles.Quimby: Which is not to say they are not still a valued corporate partner. Keep those campaign donations coming, boys!Cecil: I can assure you that Monsarno will do whatever is necessary to cover up-- I mean, repair-- the damage.Cecil: Although some of the ugliest crapshacks may have to be simply demolished.Moe: Why is everyone looking at me there?Task: Make Cecil Survey the TownTime: 8hCecil: Moe's Tavern -- where urban blight meets methanol-tainted loss of sight.Moe: Aw, c'mon, my place ain't that bad.Cecil: There's no foundation, the coasters are made of asbestos, and the back room is filled with giant rats.Moe: That's completely false!Moe: The back room is filled with BABY giant rats. The giant giant rats live in the basement.Say "Cheers" Pt. 2Moe startsCecil: Mr. Szyslak, as part of Monsarno's program of urban renewal, your tavern is headed for the wrecking ball.Moe: But my bar is a beloved institution! At least give me a chance to show you how friendly and welcoming it can be.Cecil: Very well. I owe you that much.Moe: You hear that, the rest of you suckbags? Get out of my bar while I entertain this jerk here.Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's TavernTask: Make Moe Serve His Special ReserveTask: Make Cecil Try Out Moe'sTime: 4hLocation: Moe's TavernCecil: I must say, Moe's bar is quite delightful. The friendly ambience, the comic zings...Cecil: I think this will be my new hangout!Cecil: After all, why should my brother be the only one who gets to go to a bar where everybody knows your name?Moe: Your brother was a famous barfly?Cecil: Well, in a TV series from the 1980s. But at this point the Tapped Out writers will rip off anything.Say "Cheers" Pt. 3Cecil startsCecil: Evening, barflies!Barney: Cecil!Lenny: Cecil!Moe: What's the buzz, Mr. Terwilliger?Cecil: The thing that I'll have after you get me a beer.Moe: You're a delight, Mr. T. That'll be, uh, eighteen dollars...Cecil: Lucky I'm so rich.Moe: And so ignorant about fair liquor pricing.Task: Make Cecil Hang With the BarfliesTime: 24hLocation: Moe's TavernTask: Make Moe Gouge CustomersTime: 12hLocation: Moe's TavernBarflies: Homer, Barney, Lenny, CarlSay "Cheers" Pt. 4Moe startsCecil: Bad news, beloved fellow barflies. The planning commission still wants to tear Moe's Tavern down.Cecil: They think it's a blight on the community.Moe: How dare they throw that in my face?!Cecil: Because they think your face is an even worse blight on community.Cecil: And Moe, my brother Bob can help you.Moe: By giving me tips about using theatrical makeup to hide my blemishes?Cecil: No, by slicing off your face and replacing it with someone else's.Task: Make Cecil Fix Up Moe's TavernTask: Make Barflies Fix Up Moe's Tavern Time: 6hLocation: Moe's TavernSay "Cheers" Pt. 5Cecil startsCecil: Your tavern has never looked more beautiful, Moe. And neither have you.Moe: Yeah, your brother glued a heck of a new face on me. I can't stop smiling.Moe: He used too much glue under the lips.Cecil: Where's the rest of the barflies?Moe: Got rid of them. With this classy new jernt, we don't need 'em.Moe: It's just you and me, in this beautiful place...Cecil: And your beautiful face...Moe: I'm just saying, if they did Cheers today, it wouldn't be Sam and Diane...Cecil: It would be Sam and Dr. Crane...Task: Make Moe and Cecil Build a Life TogetherTime: 8hLocation: Moe's TavernRequires: MoeCecil: Maybe we should jump ahead to Season Five, when I get the hell out of this bar and never return.Moe: Very good idea.

If you didn't unlock Sideshow Bob in the event, a new questline, Flaw and Order, needs to be completed before this one starts.Flaw and Order Pt. 1Auto startsHomer: Good news, Bart. The psychopathic killer who has dedicated his life to your death has escaped from prison.Bart: Sideshow Bob escaped?! How is that good news?Homer: You get to stay home from school until they arrest him.Bart: Wow. I hope my murderer escapes more often.Wiggum: Well that isn't going to happen. We're going to catch Sideshow Bob and put him in the most secure solitary confinement we have: The Glass Cube.Wiggum: Nothing can destroy it, except its natural enemy: rocks.Task: Arrest Sideshow BobWiggum: Enjoy the Glass Cube, Sideshow Bob. I've never seen a villain escape from such a place.Wiggum: Then again, I never watch the movies.Flaw and Order Pt. 2Bart startsBart: Hey, I just saw Sideshow Bob running around free again.Bart: I thought you put him in The Glass Cube. You said it was inescapable.Wiggum: It is. But it's also really expensive. You can't believe what we spend in glass cleaner alone.Wiggum: So we stuck Bob back in medium security. He may escape a few more times, but eventually he'll get the message.Wiggum: Unless he kills you first. Then I guess he won't get the message.Task: Arrest Sideshow Bob Wiggum: Back to jail, you sidekick from Hell.Flaw and Order Pt. 3Lisa startsLisa: Chief Wiggum, I just saw Sideshow Bob on the loose yet again!Lisa: I thought you put him in a medium security prison.Wiggum: He was really wrecking up our prison.Wiggum: So now we have him sitting in the police station guarded by a really mean dog.Wiggum: Actually, kind of a nice dog. We were scared to have a mean dog around the station.Wiggum: Okay, don't give me that look. I hate it when children give me that look.Task: Arrest Sideshow Bob Sideshow Bob: You're wasting your time. You can't keep me in jail.Wiggum: That's where you're wrong, Sideshow Bob. You'll never escape again.Wiggum: I mean, really, it's exhausting. You'll be good, right?Sideshow Bob: *MANIACAL LAUGH*Wiggum: I'm gonna call that a yes.After unlocking him, a new quest starts, if you had him in the event or unlock him after.Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 1Sideshow Bob startsSideshow Bob: Once again I'm back in Springfield. And yet, somehow it's different...Sideshow Bob: As though it had been blown to smithereens, and then clumsily reassembled by some knucklehead with zero clue about how to lay out a town.Sideshow Bob: But if this is a different Springfield, then perhaps I am a different Sideshow Bob, no longer cursed with the obsession to kill Bart Simpson.Sideshow Bob: Only one way to find out: spying on the Simpsons from the bushes around their house.Sideshow Bob: Hm. Apparently my love of creepy stalking hasn't changed.Task: Make Sideshow Bob Spy On The SimpsonsTime: 12hLocation: Simpson HomeRake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 2Sideshow Bob startsSideshow Bob: I've been spying on the Simpsons for hours, and I still feel absolutely no urge to murder Bart.Sideshow Bob: Apparently whatever idiot blew away Springfield also blew away my hatred.Homer: Wait! I feel a strange disturbance in the cloud. Somewhere, someone is calling me an idiot.Bart: That's not strange. Somewhere, someone is always calling you an idiot.Homer: Why you little...!Sideshow Bob: What a delightful zing by the lad. And look how nimbly he dodges his father's ape-like hands and skateboards away.Sideshow Bob: If that's not worth an amused maniacal chuckle, I don't know what is.Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Tree HouseTask: Make Bart SkateboardTime: 4hTask: Make Sideshow Bob Laugh ManiacallyTime: 8hRake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 3Sideshow Bob startsSideshow Bob: Principal Skinner, it's a brave new world, and I'd like a job at your school.Sideshow Bob: Perhaps I could teach gifted and talented students about the Shakespeare play where the phrase brave new world comes from.Skinner: The only thing my students are gifted and talented at is troublemaking. I have the whole fourth grade on lockdown.Sideshow Bob: Well, I'm also highly familiar with the Federal penitentiary system.Skinner: Hm. With you in charge, I could join my birdwatching group in its hunt for the variegated nuthatch.Sideshow Bob: The nuthatch? An aerial daredevil of jaunty plumage indeed!Skinner: You're also a nuthatch nut? You're hired. I just need a job reference.Sideshow Bob: Call Cliff The Grim Reaper Franklin at this number.Sideshow Bob: But I'd do it before Tuesday at midnight. His appeal is not going well.Task: Make Sideshow Bob Teach at Springfield ElementaryTime: 8hLocation: Springfield ElementaryTask: Make Skinner Go Bird WatchingTime: 24hLocation: TreesTask: Make Lisa Go To SchoolTime: 6hLocation: Springfield ElementaryRake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 4Bart startsLisa: What a wonderful teacher Sideshow Bob is. He has a real soft spot for teacher's pets.Lisa: I guess being blown into a fog of atoms and then reconstituted in a world ruled by a giant sky finger really can change a man.Bart: I don't trust Sideshow Bob. Today he tried to look past my bad behavior and reach me as a fellow human being.Bart: What kind of teacher does that? He MUST be a phony.Bart: And there's one last test I can do to prove it.Task: Make Bart Lay a TrapTime: 1hLocation: Springfield ElementarySystem Message: Purchase Sideshow Bob's arch nemesis, the Rake, to continue the plot!https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/tapped-out-purchase-rakes-takedown.pngRake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 5Sideshow Bob startsSideshow Bob: I can't wait to start my day teaching at Springfield Elementary.Sideshow Bob: I love the look of joy on eight-year-old faces as you recite to them The Canterbury Tales in the original Middle English.Sideshow Bob: Finally free of my obsessions, I stride confidently across the playground, a free man!Task: Make Sideshow Bob Meet His RakerTime: 1hLocation: RakeTask: Make Bart Laugh His Head OffTime: 1hLocation: Springfield ElementarySideshow Bob: Every rake that hits me increases my rage!Sideshow Bob: What cruel tormentor doomed me to this fate?Skinner: I'm fairly confident it was Bart Simpson. From the fourth grade?Sideshow Bob: Then Bart Simpson must die!Rake It to the Limit One More Time Pt. 6Sideshow Bob startsHomer: Bart, I just got a call from Principal Skinner. Sideshow Bob is trying to kill you again.Homer: He says it's okay if you stay home today, as long as you get a permission slip from me.Bart: I told you Sideshow Bob couldn't be trusted! I'll be hiding in my room.Homer: I didn't say I was going to give you permission.Lisa: Great job, Bart. You proved that Sideshow Bob wanted to kill you by driving him so crazy that he wants to kill you.Homer: It just goes to show, you can vaporize people in a nuclear explosion, but you can't stop two jerkwads from driving each other crazy.Task: Make Sideshow Bob Plot His RevengeTime: 24h

Thank you, LP! you're wonderful.(Can I be the first to ask ... Will Cecil have any visual permanent tasks that you can totally speculate about?).

Just when we think the Terwilligers were out, they pull us back in!!! Thanks LP!!!

Terwilligers Takedown ***WALKTHROUGH***

bradyc79
10 years ago
darrenholm736 wrote:
LPN, will we still be able to send characters on task and collect crafting materials during the takedown?

This is what I think everyone is wondering. Should we wait to update if we are still trying to craft? Or does that not matter now?
LPNintendoITA
10 years ago
bradyc79 wrote:
darrenholm736 wrote:
LPN, will we still be able to send characters on task and collect crafting materials during the takedown?

This is what I think everyone is wondering. Should we wait to update if we are still trying to craft? Or does that not matter now?
the update will remove the event so no!
darrenholm736
Rising Newcomer
10 years ago
LPNintendoITA wrote:
bradyc79 wrote:
darrenholm736 wrote:
LPN, will we still be able to send characters on task and collect crafting materials during the takedown?

This is what I think everyone is wondering. Should we wait to update if we are still trying to craft? Or does that not matter now?
the update will remove the event so no!

Bugger! Any idea when it's going live??
mathumster385
10 years ago
Got the update, but it started directly with Cheers and Flaw and Order, haven't seen the part about tapping a few more clones yet.
LPNintendoITA
10 years ago
mathumster385 wrote:
Got the update, but it started directly with Cheers and Flaw and Order, haven't seen the part about tapping a few more clones yet.
you need to buy those to tap them lol
so Flaw and Order starts even for those that did the event?
how does the arrest thing works? you just tap him and tap him again, etc?
HappyGamer73
10 years ago
mathumster385 wrote:
Got the update, but it started directly with Cheers and Flaw and Order, haven't seen the part about tapping a few more clones yet.

To tap the clones, I think you have to buy them first. At 60d a pop, not likely!
cdepast
10 years ago
sorry - Im confused. Does this all start AFTER updating? I just sent everyone on tasks and didnt see anything (havent updated yet).
LPNintendoITA
10 years ago
cdepast wrote:
sorry - Im confused. Does this all start AFTER updating? I just sent everyone on tasks and didnt see anything (havent updated yet).
yup
mathumster385
10 years ago
Thanks LPN and Happy, yep, not gonna buy clones. And sorry, I am confused as well. I don't think I did start Flaw and Order. Got a quest to send Cecil to survey 8 hrs and Bob to spy 12 hrs, and believed it was two different quests. So glad for the information you guys provide.

edit: looks like it was Rake it to the Limit instead. I'm just going to shut up now before I embarass myself.
obake-odori
10 years ago
Wow! LP you are fast! Thanks again and do you ever sleep? :wink: