The Springfield Jobs: Prizes Walkthrough
Cathe-Dull
Auto starts
Lenny: I'm so excited! Now that we have a cathedral, the Pope will visit Springfield.
Carl: He's the cool Pope. He waves his hands over you and suddenly you know how to salsa and free-climb Yosemite's Half Dome.
Pope: That's not true. I'm not a magician. I just bring you the good news about Jesus.
Lenny: Aww.
Pope: Oh fine. Hipsteronium Hairicum.
Lenny: He gave me a cool hipster beard! I love you, Super Pope!
Task: Make Springfielders Receive a Papal Blessing
Time: 4h
Location: Old Cathedral
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Meal Protection Plan Pt. 1
Primo starts
Primo: Michael, even though you wear a chef's hat instead of a capo's fedora, I want to be your bodyguard.
Michael D'Amico: Primo, tonight you sleep with the fishes.
Primo: You're going to whack me?!
Michael D'Amico: No, I have some fancy fish I'm going to cook tomorrow and I want you to guard them.
Task: Make Primo Sleep With the Fishes
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Thieves Try to Steal the Fishes
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Meal Protection Plan Pt. 2
Primo starts
Primo: Michael, I want to prove I'm worthy of your trust.
Primo: Give me a real challenge.
Michael D'Amico: Eat this spaghetti.
Primo: You insult me with a meaningless challenge?
Michael D'Amico: No one has ever eaten such spicy spaghetti.
Task: Make Primo Eat Extra Spicy Spaghetti
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Meal Protection Plan Pt. 3
Primo starts
Primo: Michael, now you want me to guard a cake? Piece of cake.
Michael D'Amico: Shhh! It's not a cake. It's a soufflé. And if you screw this up, it'll be the spicy meatball again.
Primo: I have to be quiet? But I'm a mobster! My chief weapons are yelling and gesturing!
Task: Make Primo Guard the Soufflé
Time: 8h
Primo: Phew, the soufflé made it. Here's your cake back kid.
Michael D'Amico: Actually, it's for you. You're a great employee.
Primo: Thanks, kid. But I'm going to go back to bodyguarding things with bodies.
Primo: I prefer things that bleed to things that feed.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Pisa Cake
Auto starts
Homer: There. I've finally finished building the Upright Tower of Pisa.
Bart: Hey, I-Beam Brain, the tower is supposed to lean.
Homer: Easily fixed. I'll get super-drunk. Then EVERYTHING looks to me like it's leaning.
Marge: If we all push together, I bet we can make the tower lean.
Lisa: That is what the Simpsons are best at... making things worse.
Task: Make the Simpsons Lean the Tower
Time: 4h
Location: Leaning Tower
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Corporal Linguistics Pt. 1
Nana Sophie Mussolini starts
Kirk: Good news, Milhouse. Your Italian Nana is coming to visit.
Milhouse: How is that good? She thinks I'm an idiot.
Kirk: Aw, just talk to her in Italian. You did learn Italian, right?
Milhouse: Rigatoni mortadella?
Nana Sophie Mussolini: Idiota!
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian
Time: 4h
Requires: Milhouse
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Corporal Linguistics Pt. 2
Nana Sophie Mussolini starts
Kirk: Nana, I think you should tone down your lessons with Milhouse.
Kirk: Whenever you show up he hides underneath the dryer.
Kirk: As head of the family, I must insist.
Nana Sophie Mussolini: Idiota!
Task: Reach Level 37 and Build Bachelor Arms Apartments
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around
Time: 8h
Requires: Kirk
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Corporal Linguistics Pt. 3
Nana Sophie Mussolini starts
Kirk: Oh, thank god, Luann's here. You must help us.
Milhouse: Nana's gone rogue. She's totally humiliating us. Can you talk to her?
Luann: Of course.
Luann: Nana, you want to stay another week?
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian
Time: 4h
Requires: Milhouse
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around
Time: 8h
Requires: Kirk
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Can Formerly Known as Prince
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Lisa: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Bart: Yes.
Lisa: Well let him out!
Bart: Not until he tells me where the Crown Jewels are.
Prince Albert in a Can: Never!
Task: Tap Prince Albert in a Can
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Pub Daycare
Auto starts
Lisa: Dad, I'm a kid. You can't take me into this bar.
Homer: It's a fake English pub, sweetie. American laws don't apply.
Apu: It's the perfect place to have a drink and babysit. They even have a ball pit!
Apu: Which is what they call the box where they dump their empties.
Task: Make Adults Drink and Babysit
Time: 4h
Location: The Boiled Potato
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Chronic Wagering Pt. 1
Nigel starts
Nigel: Montgomery Burns, I have a proposal.
Mr. Burns: I suppose it's some kind of extravagant new bet. How many peacocks you can fit in my credenza or something.
Nigel: That's a fabulous idea, but actually I propose something simpler: A best costume contest.
Mr. Burns: I don't have a costume.
Nigel: You don't need one. Just come as yourself: “Death Warmed Over”.
Task: Make Nigel Wear Fun Costumes
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Chronic Wagering Pt. 2
Nigel starts
Nigel: It was quite a costume contest, Monty, but obviously I am the champion.
Nigel: By the way, frowning and saying “Bah”, isn't actually a costume.
Mr. Burns: Bah!
Nigel: And as my prize, I demand your most prized possession.
Mr. Burns: Winston Churchill's skull?!
Nigel: No, you idiot, Smithers.
Task: Make Nigel Long for a Personal Assistant
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Chronic Wagering Pt. 3
Nigel starts
Smithers: Nigel, I'm flattered that you want me as a personal assistant, but I would never leave Mr. Burns.
Nigel: What a shame. With your help I could get so much done.
Smithers: What do you want to get done?
Nigel: Mainly drinking cocktails.
Task: Make Nigel Enjoy a Cocktail
Time: 8h
Location: Moho House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Big $
Auto starts
Homer: Another casino?!
Homer: I bet they'll say I can't lose because they have the “loosest slots in town”.
Bart: No, you can't lose because they hired Barney as a blackjack dealer.
Barney: Ace plus ten? What does that mean?
Barney: Aw, who cares? Everybody wins! *Belch*
Task: Make Adults Try to Win at Blackjack
Time: 4h
Location: $ Casino
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Age Murdr Pt. 1
Fernando Vidal starts
Fernando Vidal: Times are hard for hired killers.
Fernando Vidal: Although not as hard as for our victims.
Fernando Vidal: So much competition -- everyone who's seen John Wick thinks he can be a hitman.
Fernando Vidal: So I've decided to retire. Tonight, I shall stay home and order take-out lasagna.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Relax With His Pet
Time: 12h
Location: Fernando Vidal's Villa
Fernando Vidal: Delivery boy, where is my lasagna?
Squeaky Voice Teen: I was mugged on the way. Someone stole it.
Fernando Vidal: Then that person must die. So ends my retirement.
Squeaky Voice Teen: So you don't want the grated cheese and pepper packets?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Age Murdr Pt. 2
Fernando Vidal starts
Fernando Vidal: What fool would steal my lasagna? There is no food more important to me.
Fernando Vidal: It was the very last meal my wife made for me before she died.
Fernando Vidal: Died onstage. She was a terrible standup comic.
Fernando Vidal: To find out who stole my lasagna, I will need a disguise.
Fernando Vidal: Someone no one will be surprised to see hunting for food.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Wear Convincing Disguise
Time: 8h
Fernando Vidal: What can you tell me about the missing lasagna?
Luigi: It was impounded by the authorities... some very hungry authorities.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Age Murdr Pt. 3
Fernando Vidal starts
Fernando Vidal: So, my lasagna was stolen by Chief Wiggum and the police.
Fernando Vidal: It will take every ounce of training and experience I have to make them pay.
Fernando Vidal: But pay they must. My watchword will be: subtlety.
Task: Reach Level 17 and Build Police Station
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Murder With Precision
Time: 4h
Wiggum: Mr. Vidal, you are under arrest!
Fernando Vidal: So stealing my lasagna was just a way to lure me into coming here.
Fernando Vidal: It would seem I underestimated you.
Wiggum: No, we “impound” every lasagna.
Wiggum: If a criminal shows up, great. If not, better.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
International People's Court
Auto starts
Homer: Ooh, “International Court”! Is this an international food court?
Homer: Pierogis please!
Judge Snyder: No, we hold tribunals for international criminals.
Homer: How come only criminals get “tribunals”? They sound delicious.
Homer: Three buns have got to be good no matter what's in them.
If the user has Judge Snyder: Task: Make Judge Snyder Hear International Parking Violations
Time: 4h
Location: International Court of Justice
Task: Make Adults Challenge International Parking Violations
Time: 4h
Location: International Court of Justice
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 1
Fit Tony starts
Legs: Woah, Fat Tony, great job losing weight!
Fit Tony: I'm not Fat Tony. I'm his cousin, Fit Tony.
Legs: Fat Tony is having a triple bypass. His arteries were totally clogged with cannoli cheese.
Fit Tony: Meanwhile, I'm in charge. Now, who's getting whacked today?
Fit Tony: A giant bowl of spaghetti followed by fifteen cannolis.
Johnny Tightlips: I need to exercise!
Task: Make Fit Tony Keep Cycling Carbs
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 2
Fit Tony starts
Fit Tony: All right, Krusty, hand over the two hundred dollars in protection money.
Krusty: Not dollars. Fat Tony always takes two hundred Krusty Burgers.
Fit Tony: Fine. Can you at least make them low-carb? No buns, and wrap the burgers in lettuce.
Krusty: Ruin my burgers?! I'm broke, not desperate.
Krusty: Well, I am desperate, but not pathetic.
Krusty: Well, how much lettuce you want?
Task: Make Fit Tony Take Krusty's Payments in Krusty Burgers
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 3
Fit Tony starts
Legs: C'mon, Fit Tony. That stoolie is getting away. We need to run him down.
Fit Tony: *heavy breathing* Sorry, boys, I'm out of energy. Being Fat Tony has made Fit Tony fat..
Task: Make Fit Tony Let It Go
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Auto starts
Lenny: I'm so excited! Now that we have a cathedral, the Pope will visit Springfield.
Carl: He's the cool Pope. He waves his hands over you and suddenly you know how to salsa and free-climb Yosemite's Half Dome.
Pope: That's not true. I'm not a magician. I just bring you the good news about Jesus.
Lenny: Aww.
Pope: Oh fine. Hipsteronium Hairicum.
Lenny: He gave me a cool hipster beard! I love you, Super Pope!
Task: Make Springfielders Receive a Papal Blessing
Time: 4h
Location: Old Cathedral
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Meal Protection Plan Pt. 1
Primo starts
Primo: Michael, even though you wear a chef's hat instead of a capo's fedora, I want to be your bodyguard.
Michael D'Amico: Primo, tonight you sleep with the fishes.
Primo: You're going to whack me?!
Michael D'Amico: No, I have some fancy fish I'm going to cook tomorrow and I want you to guard them.
Task: Make Primo Sleep With the Fishes
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Thieves Try to Steal the Fishes
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Meal Protection Plan Pt. 2
Primo starts
Primo: Michael, I want to prove I'm worthy of your trust.
Primo: Give me a real challenge.
Michael D'Amico: Eat this spaghetti.
Primo: You insult me with a meaningless challenge?
Michael D'Amico: No one has ever eaten such spicy spaghetti.
Task: Make Primo Eat Extra Spicy Spaghetti
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Meal Protection Plan Pt. 3
Primo starts
Primo: Michael, now you want me to guard a cake? Piece of cake.
Michael D'Amico: Shhh! It's not a cake. It's a soufflé. And if you screw this up, it'll be the spicy meatball again.
Primo: I have to be quiet? But I'm a mobster! My chief weapons are yelling and gesturing!
Task: Make Primo Guard the Soufflé
Time: 8h
Primo: Phew, the soufflé made it. Here's your cake back kid.
Michael D'Amico: Actually, it's for you. You're a great employee.
Primo: Thanks, kid. But I'm going to go back to bodyguarding things with bodies.
Primo: I prefer things that bleed to things that feed.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Pisa Cake
Auto starts
Homer: There. I've finally finished building the Upright Tower of Pisa.
Bart: Hey, I-Beam Brain, the tower is supposed to lean.
Homer: Easily fixed. I'll get super-drunk. Then EVERYTHING looks to me like it's leaning.
Marge: If we all push together, I bet we can make the tower lean.
Lisa: That is what the Simpsons are best at... making things worse.
Task: Make the Simpsons Lean the Tower
Time: 4h
Location: Leaning Tower
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Corporal Linguistics Pt. 1
Nana Sophie Mussolini starts
Kirk: Good news, Milhouse. Your Italian Nana is coming to visit.
Milhouse: How is that good? She thinks I'm an idiot.
Kirk: Aw, just talk to her in Italian. You did learn Italian, right?
Milhouse: Rigatoni mortadella?
Nana Sophie Mussolini: Idiota!
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian
Time: 4h
Requires: Milhouse
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Corporal Linguistics Pt. 2
Nana Sophie Mussolini starts
Kirk: Nana, I think you should tone down your lessons with Milhouse.
Kirk: Whenever you show up he hides underneath the dryer.
Kirk: As head of the family, I must insist.
Nana Sophie Mussolini: Idiota!
Task: Reach Level 37 and Build Bachelor Arms Apartments
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around
Time: 8h
Requires: Kirk
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Corporal Linguistics Pt. 3
Nana Sophie Mussolini starts
Kirk: Oh, thank god, Luann's here. You must help us.
Milhouse: Nana's gone rogue. She's totally humiliating us. Can you talk to her?
Luann: Of course.
Luann: Nana, you want to stay another week?
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Teach Milhouse Italian
Time: 4h
Requires: Milhouse
Task: Make Nana Sophie Mussolini Slap Kirk Around
Time: 8h
Requires: Kirk
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Can Formerly Known as Prince
Auto starts
Lisa: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Bart: Yes.
Lisa: Well let him out!
Bart: Not until he tells me where the Crown Jewels are.
Prince Albert in a Can: Never!
Task: Tap Prince Albert in a Can
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Pub Daycare
Auto starts
Lisa: Dad, I'm a kid. You can't take me into this bar.
Homer: It's a fake English pub, sweetie. American laws don't apply.
Apu: It's the perfect place to have a drink and babysit. They even have a ball pit!
Apu: Which is what they call the box where they dump their empties.
Task: Make Adults Drink and Babysit
Time: 4h
Location: The Boiled Potato
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Chronic Wagering Pt. 1
Nigel starts
Nigel: Montgomery Burns, I have a proposal.
Mr. Burns: I suppose it's some kind of extravagant new bet. How many peacocks you can fit in my credenza or something.
Nigel: That's a fabulous idea, but actually I propose something simpler: A best costume contest.
Mr. Burns: I don't have a costume.
Nigel: You don't need one. Just come as yourself: “Death Warmed Over”.
Task: Make Nigel Wear Fun Costumes
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Chronic Wagering Pt. 2
Nigel starts
Nigel: It was quite a costume contest, Monty, but obviously I am the champion.
Nigel: By the way, frowning and saying “Bah”, isn't actually a costume.
Mr. Burns: Bah!
Nigel: And as my prize, I demand your most prized possession.
Mr. Burns: Winston Churchill's skull?!
Nigel: No, you idiot, Smithers.
Task: Make Nigel Long for a Personal Assistant
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Chronic Wagering Pt. 3
Nigel starts
Smithers: Nigel, I'm flattered that you want me as a personal assistant, but I would never leave Mr. Burns.
Nigel: What a shame. With your help I could get so much done.
Smithers: What do you want to get done?
Nigel: Mainly drinking cocktails.
Task: Make Nigel Enjoy a Cocktail
Time: 8h
Location: Moho House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Big $
Auto starts
Homer: Another casino?!
Homer: I bet they'll say I can't lose because they have the “loosest slots in town”.
Bart: No, you can't lose because they hired Barney as a blackjack dealer.
Barney: Ace plus ten? What does that mean?
Barney: Aw, who cares? Everybody wins! *Belch*
Task: Make Adults Try to Win at Blackjack
Time: 4h
Location: $ Casino
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Age Murdr Pt. 1
Fernando Vidal starts
Fernando Vidal: Times are hard for hired killers.
Fernando Vidal: Although not as hard as for our victims.
Fernando Vidal: So much competition -- everyone who's seen John Wick thinks he can be a hitman.
Fernando Vidal: So I've decided to retire. Tonight, I shall stay home and order take-out lasagna.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Relax With His Pet
Time: 12h
Location: Fernando Vidal's Villa
Fernando Vidal: Delivery boy, where is my lasagna?
Squeaky Voice Teen: I was mugged on the way. Someone stole it.
Fernando Vidal: Then that person must die. So ends my retirement.
Squeaky Voice Teen: So you don't want the grated cheese and pepper packets?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Age Murdr Pt. 2
Fernando Vidal starts
Fernando Vidal: What fool would steal my lasagna? There is no food more important to me.
Fernando Vidal: It was the very last meal my wife made for me before she died.
Fernando Vidal: Died onstage. She was a terrible standup comic.
Fernando Vidal: To find out who stole my lasagna, I will need a disguise.
Fernando Vidal: Someone no one will be surprised to see hunting for food.
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Wear Convincing Disguise
Time: 8h
Fernando Vidal: What can you tell me about the missing lasagna?
Luigi: It was impounded by the authorities... some very hungry authorities.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
New Age Murdr Pt. 3
Fernando Vidal starts
Fernando Vidal: So, my lasagna was stolen by Chief Wiggum and the police.
Fernando Vidal: It will take every ounce of training and experience I have to make them pay.
Fernando Vidal: But pay they must. My watchword will be: subtlety.
Task: Reach Level 17 and Build Police Station
Task: Make Fernando Vidal Murder With Precision
Time: 4h
Wiggum: Mr. Vidal, you are under arrest!
Fernando Vidal: So stealing my lasagna was just a way to lure me into coming here.
Fernando Vidal: It would seem I underestimated you.
Wiggum: No, we “impound” every lasagna.
Wiggum: If a criminal shows up, great. If not, better.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
International People's Court
Auto starts
Homer: Ooh, “International Court”! Is this an international food court?
Homer: Pierogis please!
Judge Snyder: No, we hold tribunals for international criminals.
Homer: How come only criminals get “tribunals”? They sound delicious.
Homer: Three buns have got to be good no matter what's in them.
If the user has Judge Snyder: Task: Make Judge Snyder Hear International Parking Violations
Time: 4h
Location: International Court of Justice
Task: Make Adults Challenge International Parking Violations
Time: 4h
Location: International Court of Justice
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 1
Fit Tony starts
Legs: Woah, Fat Tony, great job losing weight!
Fit Tony: I'm not Fat Tony. I'm his cousin, Fit Tony.
Legs: Fat Tony is having a triple bypass. His arteries were totally clogged with cannoli cheese.
Fit Tony: Meanwhile, I'm in charge. Now, who's getting whacked today?
Fit Tony: A giant bowl of spaghetti followed by fifteen cannolis.
Johnny Tightlips: I need to exercise!
Task: Make Fit Tony Keep Cycling Carbs
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 2
Fit Tony starts
Fit Tony: All right, Krusty, hand over the two hundred dollars in protection money.
Krusty: Not dollars. Fat Tony always takes two hundred Krusty Burgers.
Fit Tony: Fine. Can you at least make them low-carb? No buns, and wrap the burgers in lettuce.
Krusty: Ruin my burgers?! I'm broke, not desperate.
Krusty: Well, I am desperate, but not pathetic.
Krusty: Well, how much lettuce you want?
Task: Make Fit Tony Take Krusty's Payments in Krusty Burgers
Time: 1h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stress Mafia-Ing Pt. 3
Fit Tony starts
Legs: C'mon, Fit Tony. That stoolie is getting away. We need to run him down.
Fit Tony: *heavy breathing* Sorry, boys, I'm out of energy. Being Fat Tony has made Fit Tony fat..
Task: Make Fit Tony Let It Go
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
