What's you favourite simpsons quote.

I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to you. - Abe Simpson

So Mr Simpson, when I say "Hello Mr Thompson", you smile and nod.

Ok, got it.

Hello, Mr Thompson/

*looks blank*

I think he's talking to you



Ah, I could list so many more, I don't think I go a day without using a Simpsons quote.

My Fav Quote!!

Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!



Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. (used to be in my old signature)

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!

I sooo want a Radioactive Man update. Rainer Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man, Milhouse getting a Fallout Boy costume, Bart getting a Bartman one. Hope they don't wait till Halloween. I'm sure this has been said already somewhere. :)

Oh wait, my favourite bit of dialogue ever.

Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No. He just seems disturbed lately.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I want to see what's bothering Bart, but I'm afraid I'd be smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.

Love this bit so much, Homer's deadpan delivery is brilliant. :)

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time....

Go banana!

Principal Skinner: "Now, if Nibbles would just chew through my ball sack . . . "
Nibbles tilts head and runs away.

Homer: But, Lisa, you can't make friends with salad"
Bart & Homer singing and dancing in a conga line: "You can't make friends with salad. You can't make friends with salad"

Homer: "I grow weary of your gyrations. Now, Bring me my ranch hose!!"

Someone else mentioned my all time fav of "No beer, no tv"

I have soooo many! LOL :D

Hans moleman: ''My name is Hans, drinking has ruined my life.. Im 31 years olldddd''

Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

I always loved this bit when sideshow bob was running for mayor:

Voice:" Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder!

Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor."

That and the passage leading up to driving through the cactus field in cape feare!