WINTER 2014 EVENT PART 2 COMPLETE GUIDE
TEXTLESS WALKTHROUGH MAIN QUESTLINE Christmas Was Here This quest will trigger if the user hasn't built the Toy Workshop. Auto triggers http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/5/53/Tapped_Ou...
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MAIN QUESTLINE
Christmas Was Here
This quest will trigger if the user hasn't built the Toy Workshop.
When the player logs in:
Quimby: People of Springfield! Over the years I have made many promises, most of them contradictory, few of them kept. God bless you, voter apathy.
Quimby: But today I am proud to deliver on one promise: new jobs.
Quimby: Because Santa is opening a new toy workshop right here in Springfield for next year’s Christmas!
Santa: Thanks to global warming, the ice under my old workshop at the North Pole melted, and everything sank into the Arctic Ocean.
Santa: It was a terrible catastrophe. Many holiday favorites died, including Frosty and Rudolph.
Lisa: I’ve been warning people about the threat global warming posed to Santa for years, but no one listened!
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Task: Build Toy Workshop ($2,000, 12h)
Task: Place The Elf Cave ($500)
Task: Make Homer Check out the Toy Workshop (45s, Toy Workshop)
Project After-Party Pt. 1
This quest will trigger if the user has built the Toy Workshop.
When the player logs in:
Lisa: Well, Christmas came. Despite depending on Springfield, it actually came.
Homer: I guess you elves probably have to start right away making toys for next year.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Nah, we’re headed to Florida for three months of R and R.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: We work hard, we party harder.
Quimby: Why not stay and spend your hard-earned money right here in Springfield?
Quimby: We have lots of coupons and our prices are low, low, low thanks to our permanently depressed economy.
Homer: Yeah, it’ll be fun. We’ll go to Moe’s.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: It’s a little dark and gloomy in there.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: And we live in underground caves.
Homer: Pleease?
Task: Make Homer Beg the Elves to Stay (8h, Toy Workshop)
Task: Make Lisa Enjoy Christmas Fruit Cake (1h, Simpson Home)
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Okay, Homer, you talked us into it. We’ll celebrate our winter break here.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: You are really good at begging.
Homer: My complete lack of shame is one of my few useful qualities.
Project After-Party Pt. 2
After tapping on Santa's exclamation mark:
Santa: Homer, you fool. Don't invite the elves to party in Springfield!
Santa: Have you heard about the town of Kitchimitchi, Florida?
Homer: No.
Santa: Of course you haven't! It was destroyed by Elf Spring Break 2007!
Lisa: What do we do?
Santa: The elves come into town through their elf tunnel. We need something heavy to put on the hatch so they can't push it open.
Santa: Something really heavy. Comically, ludicrously, impossibly heavy in a way no real thing could be.
Bart: He's talking about you, dad.
Task: Make Homer Stand on the Elf Cave Hatch (4h, Elf Portal)
Santa: No good! The elf party power is too much. They’ve pushed Homer off the hatch and they’re all over town!
Lisa: What are you going to do, Santa?
Homer: Hm. Santa’s filling the stockings.
Homer: Now he’s turning with a jerk.
Bart: And he’s laying a finger beside his nose.
Marge: And giving a nod.
Homer: Up the chimney he goes.
Bart: Dude split on us!
Lisa: We are so screwed.
Project After-Party Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Wow. Who would’ve thought elves would party so hard?
Ned: Topless guys chugging beer!
Apu: Topless women with stars painted over their *!
Ned: A KBBL broadcast tent!
Kirk: A bikini dance-off on the Duff Party Stage!
Ned: Homer, get down from that bikini contest.
Homer: Woo! Spring Break Springfield. Vote for me, party hounds!
Ned: There’s noisy, drunk selfish elfish all over town. We’ve got to round them up!
Homer: What do I do when I catch one? Won't it just fly away again?
Ned: Stuff it in a mason jar. I have a lot of mason jars. I just love canning.
Homer: Oh, they’re hard to catch when they’re having this much fun.
Task: Collect Elves (x10)
Happy Little Elf Drunk: I’m peeing on someone’s lawn!
Happy Little Elf Drunk: I’m taking that idea to the logical next step!
O Cannonbaum Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Well, we have a bunch of bottled elves. Now what?
Professor Frink: Gentlemen, I have the solution. You see, I’ve been working on a giant cannon.
Professor Frink: I’d originally planned to use it to blast myself to the moon, as in the famous book by Jules Verne, with science fiction and the “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea-ea-ea”.
Professor Frink: That’s 20,000 leagues traveled around the Earth while underwater.
Professor Frink: 20,000 leagues straight down would put you far away in outer spa-a-a-ace.
Professor Frink: Where’d everybody go?
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Task: Build Elf Cannon ($1000)
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x10)
O Cannonbaum Pt. 2
After firing 10 Elves:
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x100)
O Cannonbaum Pt. 3
After firing 100 Elves:
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x400)
O Cannonbaum Pt. 4
After firing 400 Elves
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x700)
CANNON UPGRADE LEVELS
Project After-Party Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: How can you do such a terrible thing as put elves in bottles and shoot them out of a cannon?
Professor Frink: Relax, young lady. I’ve aimed the cannon so they will land in soft snowbanks near the North Pole.
Professor Frink: There, helpful polar bears will shatter the bottles with a swipe of their mighty paws, freeing the elves to defend themselves from the bears’ insatiable hunger.
Lisa: Those poor elves, eaten by polar bears! On the other hand, those adorable bears, starving because of global warming…
Task: Make Lisa Agonize Over a Moral Choice (12h, Simpson Home)
Lisa: Is it possible we could use the cannon to shoot bags of dog food to the polar bears?
Professor Frink: Possible, yes. Likely, no.
Project After-Party Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Nelson: My mom has entered so many wet T-shirt contests for the elves that she caught pneumonia.
Homer: That’s terrible. Whose * will the elves get to see caressed by wet, clingy cotton?
Homer: Tend to your mother, Nelson. I shall take her place.
Nelson: Okay. But we get ten percent of any money shoved into your underwear.
Homer: No, Nelson. That ten percent goes to the church.
Task: Make Homer Perform in Wet T-Shirt Contests (8h, Toy Workshop)
Project After-Party Pt. 6
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Marge: Homie!! There are elves all over the kitchen, and they’re baking something in the oven!
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: It is elven wayfarer’s bread, or “yumbas”.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: When you have no other food, it will sustain you on long journeys, or all-night rave dances.
Homer: Weird food made by magical creeps? I’ll try it.
Task: Make Homer Eat Yumbas (10h, Toy Workshop)
Homer: This elf bread is fantastic! I feel like snuggling for hours! What’s in this stuff?
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Mainly a buttload of pot.
Project After-Party Pt. 7
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Chalmers: SKIN-NER! Why are drunk elves cavorting naked on the monkey bars?
Skinner: One of them is Ralph, so it counts as a student learning about foreign cultures.
Chalmers: Just have the Groundskeeper Willie get rid of those leprechauns.
Willie: I’m Scottish, not Irish. I know nothing about the wee folk of the Celtic Tiger.
Chalmers: But you know how to dynamite gophers, so improvise.
Task: Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack
Task: Make Willie Repel Elf Partygoers (16h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
Willie: Ach, the wee elves have run under me kilt.
Willie: It’s all over for Willie!
Willie: “Willie’s” the name Willie calls his willie.
Project After-Party Pt. 8
After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Cletus: Hey, elves. If your late-night partying has done left you hungry as a wall-eyed mule, why not come down to Cletus’s Vittle Shack.
Cletus: We’s got all your favorites: Chipmunk on a Stick with dipping sauce…
Brandine: Somethin’ Stew…
Cletus: That Thing What I Found in the Crick.
Brandine: So come on down. We’re always open, ‘cause our door fell off.
Cletus: All food locally sourced and no more’n three or four days dead.
Task: Make Cletus Feed the Elves (24h, Cletus Farm)
Project After-Party Pt. 9
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Skinner: Lisa! I need your help to find another way besides the Elf Cannon to get elves out of Springfield.
Lisa: You agree with me it’s not humane?
Skinner: Oh I’m fine with blasting elves to who knows where, but the cannon is balanced for donuts, and no one is spending.
Skinner: The cheap bastards.
Skinner: We have to find a non-premium alternative, and with your expert knowledge I thought you could help.
Lisa: What expert knowledge?
Skinner: You’ve watched more “Happy Little Elves” TV shows than any girl in history.
Lisa: While you can learn a lot of important life lessons from TV…
Skinner: And freemium games.
Lisa: …I think we’re going to need to do a little more serious research.
Task: Build Springfield Library and Make Lisa Research Elves (8h, Springfield Library)
Task: Make Skinner Look at Self Help Books (8h, Springfield Library)
Project After-Party Pt. 10
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Good news, Dad. According to our research, elf infestations like this one always end by the middle of January.
Lisa: No one is sure why, but one theory is they want to be home in time to honor Doctor King.
Lisa: So you don’t have to use the Elf Cannon anymore!
Homer: Okay, Lisa, I’ll stop. But I doubt Sky Finger will.
Homer: That person obviously gets cruel kicks from blasting tiny helpless creatures into space.
Homer: Sometimes I worry about our world.
Task: Fire the Cannon Without Mercy (x9)
Project After-Party Pt. 11
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Well, Sky Finger continues to show no mercy.
Homer: Although it is fun to watch those little guys fly.
Homer: I just hope Sky Finger is careful. What if it accidentally tapped on something that wasn’t an actual elf?
Skinner: Yes, indeed. What if…
Skinner: Children! Announcing a new uniform for our special “Bright Future” students, Bart, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney.
Skinner: Now you can proudly wear a belled hat, pointy shoes, and green makeup as proof that your futures will be very unusual.
Task: Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf (16h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
Project After-Party Pt. 12
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart: I dunno. There’s something about those curly toe shoes that looks familiar.
Skinner: Anyone wearing the uniform will be honored with free chocolate pudding in the cafeteria.
Bart: Deal. But pudding first. A lot of pudding.
Task: Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding (16h, Springfield Elementary)
Project After-Party Pt. 13
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Skinner: Come on Bart, put on the elf uniform.
Bart: More pudding.
Task: Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf (16h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
Task: Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding (16h, Springfield Elementary)
NEW YEAR'S EVE 2014
New Year's Eve 2014 Promo
When the player logs in:
Lisa: Dad, have you decided on your New Year's resolution? Or, might I suggest, resolutions?
Homer: Lisa, I can’t set a new resolution until I complete last year's: stop procrastinating.
Homer: But I guess I can always stop procrastinating tomorrow. Tonight we celebrate!
Homer: We shall turn toward the majestic sky and assault it with explosives. Just to take that high and mighty sky down a notch.
System Message: Are you ready for New Year's Eve? Celebrate a single digit changing by shooting chemicals into the sky!
After the text this Premium Items are available in the shop:
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If one buys Giuseppe's Workshop the questline continues:
The Italian Grenadessance! Pt. 1
After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark:
Giuseppe: Mama Mia! It's-a New Years Eva!
Lisa: Also known as the January Kalends in Italy. A time of food, gifts, and excessive hand gestures.
Giuseppe: You're'a mistaken! It’s the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year.
Giuseppe: It’s-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire.
Lisa: I don’t think that-
Giuseppe: Or Pompeii, where we blew up Mt. Vesuvius totally on-a purpose!
Giuseppe: You can still see-a the smiling, happy faces of the people of Pompeii frozen in ash, mid-party.
Lisa: Are we talking about the same Pompeii?
Giuseppe: But-a nothing compares to the expressions of the people when they see my New Year party-poppers.
Lisa: I'm starting to think maybe I WON'T do my year abroad in college in Italy.
Task: Make Giuseppe Construct Fireworks (12h, Giuseppes Workshop)
Legs: It looks like there's a new guy in town trying to edge in on our illegal fireworks racket! Is nothing sacred?
Fat Tony: Take him out, nice and clean. Send him a gift-wrapped package that will go boom.
Legs: A subwoofer? So thoughtful.
Louie: He means a bomb. But boss, he’s full-blooded Italian – how do we know he’s not untouchable?
Fat Tony: I'll touch who I want, when I want, however I want!
Louie: Can't we just kill the guy?
The Italian Grenadessance! Pt. 2
After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark:
Giuseppe: Someone has sent me a great gift!
Lisa: This package looks very suspicious. The return address is “Mafia HQ.” And it’s ticking…
Lisa: Also it says "Do Not Jostle Bomb" on the side.
Giuseppe: Just like momma used to make in The Old Country, which was the name of our bomb factory.
Task: Make Giuseppe Admire the Gift Bomb's Craftsmanship (24h, Giuseppes Workshop)
The Italian Grenadessance! Pt. 3
After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark:
Giuseppe: Lisa, I have a special surprise for you!
Lisa: Is it dangerous?
Giuseppe: No! Now-a just put on that padding and approach slowly.
Giuseppe: I've-a turned the bomb into the biggest firework that-a Springfield has ever seen!
Giuseppe: And I had enough left over to make the second biggest firework Springfield has ever seen!
Fat Tony: Giuseppe, your kindness and ingenuity has made me want to turn over a new leaf.
Fat Tony: Legs, don’t dump that body. Recycle it instead.
Task: Make Giuseppe Wow the Town with a Huge Firework Display (1h, Giuseppes Workshop)
NEW YEAR'S DAY
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 1
When the player logs in:
Homer: Woohoo! New Year’s Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.
Homer: What? It’s still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.
Homer: It’s time to tell you people in charge what I think!
Homer: You’re a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--
Task: Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home (3m, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: 2 Donuts!
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!
Homer: I don’t even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!
Homer: And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--
Task: Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home (3m, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: 2 Donuts!
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Fine. I get it. I’ll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.
Task: Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge (x3) (3m, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: 6 Donuts!
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?
Homer: I couldn’t even drink it because it was frozen. That’s insult to injury.
Homer: Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.
Task: Make Homer Play a Trashy Reality Star's Dress-up Game (5m, Simpson Home)
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Marge: Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.
Lady Homer: But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I’ll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.
Lady Homer: This is the only way I’ll feel validated as a woman.
Marge: Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.
Task: Make Homer Play The Simpsons: Tapped Out on his myPad (24h)
ICE PRINCESS MARTIN / ICE PALACE
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The Princess Nerd Pt. 1
This quest and the following questline is only available if the player "Use"s Ice Princess Martin from the inventory.
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Ice Princess Martin: Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin: And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode.
Ice Princess Martin: Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.
Lisa: Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.
Ice Princess Martin: Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?
Ice Princess Martin: I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa: Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.
Lisa: And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin: But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin: So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away (60m)
After selecting "Start":
System Message: What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!
The Princess Nerd Pt. 1 (Alternative)
This quest and the following questline is only available if the player "Use"s Ice Princess Martin from the inventory after December 8.
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Ice Princess Martin: Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin: I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa: But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
Lisa: It was a trademark wicked parody of the most beloved children's movie of the last few years.
Lisa: Or a feeble mashup, depending on which website you check.
Ice Princess Martin: I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin: But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin: So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm going to sing my song, and “Allow it to go away”.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away (60m)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 2
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After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Lisa: What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
Ice Princess Martin: It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
Ice Princess Martin: And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
Lisa: It's catchy.
Ice Princess Martin: Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
Ice Princess Martin: Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace (12h, Ice Palace)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 3
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Ice Princess Martin: I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on His Dress (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 4
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Bart: Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.
Milhouse: Not to mention his man-tiara.
Nelson: It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.
Nelson: We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics.
Nelson: No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.
Bart: We always pick him last anyway.
Nelson: Not good enough!
Task: Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away (1h, Ice Palace)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 5
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Nelson: Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy.
Bart: “Allow it to go away, allow it to go away…” Where have I heard that before?
Lisa: Nowhere!
Milhouse: Well all I know is, a song written by middle-aged hipsters about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure…
Milhouse: Is awesome!
Bart: I love it too!
Nelson: All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.
Bart: Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?
Ice Princess Martin: Of course, my good friends!
Ice Princess Martin: Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Bart: Say, Martin which way is the bathroom.
Ice Princess Martin: Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.
The Princess Nerd Pt. 6
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!
Lisa: So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!
Ice Princess Martin: That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!
Nelson: I want to… but I'm not confident I can.
Milhouse: Me neither.
Bart: Damn it! We all lack confidence.
Ice Princess Martin: When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Sing his Cares Away (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away (1h, Ice Palace)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 7
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart: Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.
Ice Princess Martin: Throw stuff out the windows at them!
Lisa: Throw playdate trash!
Milhouse: Throw ice balls!
Nelson: Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!
Bart: Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Lisa Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Bart: Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.
Ice Princess Martin: It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.
Nelson: You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.
The Princess Nerd Pt. 8
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind… I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume.
Ice Princess Martin: Okay with me, but so is Bart.
Bart: And Milhouse.
Lisa: Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.
Lisa: So, shall we play tea party?
Milhouse: Nah, we're playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter.
Bart: In our dresses.
Lisa: *sigh* Well, it's a start.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 1
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After tapping on Ned's's exclamation mark:
Ned: Hey, the ski lift is up and running. Time to zip into my aerodynamic ski suit and ascend unto the heavens.
Ned: It's a tight fit, tighter than a halo on a fat angel. Gotta bend, stretch, and wiggle my behind to get into it.
Ned: But once I'm in, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Ned: Wonder who I'm saying all this stuff too.
Task: Make Ned Wiggle Into His Ski Suit (1h, Flanders Home)
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Oh, why do I have to peek in through Flanders' windows?
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders.
Task: Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Invade Homer's Dreams (4h, Simpson Home, Homer)
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 3
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Alright, off to ski some virgin powder.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: After I marry it, of course.
Helen Lovejoy: Ned! The Lady's Bible Study Group needs your help.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: What can I do for you, pray-boreenos?
Bernice Hibbert: Our only bible has fallen through a crack in the floor. Can you bend way over get it out?
Luann: Don't worry if you have to wriggle a lot to do it.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Lucky I'm wearing this incredibly flexible suit.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Luann: It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Bernice Hibbert: It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Helen Lovejoy: It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern (strange, I think it was meant to say Level 14 and First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Search for a Bible (2h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Church Ladies Ogle Flanders x5 (2h, First Church of Springfield) (Bernice, Luanne, Marge, Miss Hoover, Maude, Edna Krabappel, Selma, Agnes)
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Well, that was a struggle. Almost like someone was down under the floor trying to fight me for the good book.
Helen Lovejoy: Of course not. Trust me, we'd know. We all got a fantastic look.
Lindsay Neagle: Next time it's someone else's turn down under here.
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 4
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Now to hit some extreme skiing pistes.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Can't believe I said “piste”. It's French, and that's not even the worst thing about it.
Smithers: Mr. Flanders! Could I get some help changing the tire on Mr. Burns car?
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Okily-tirejack-strokily. Lucky I'm wearing this ski suit, because there's going to be a lot of bending over and straining and heaving.
Smithers: Yes. Feels like you're wearing nothing at all.
Task: Build Burns Manor and Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Change a Tire (12h, Burns Manor, Smithers)
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Stupid Sexy Flanders: What a lot of delays in getting to the ski slopes.
Marge: Ned, I hope you don't feel you've been rather… looked over.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: No, I'm no Pontius Pilate when it comes to people admiring the results of my pilates.
Marge: Good rhyming. Maybe you should go skiing now.
Task: Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Catch the Ski Lift (24h, Ski Lift)
THE NORTH POLE
The North Pole
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System Message: The North Pole has been placed in your inventory.
Lisa: Cool, Dad, look! It’s the North Pole.
Homer: What's it doing here? Shouldn't it be in front of a barbershop or in North Dakota or something?
Lisa: Are you saying Springfield is not in North Dakota?
Homer: Well when you put it like that, let's keep it!
Task: Place The North Pole
Task: Tap The North Pole
Tapping "Do it" on the former takes you to the Decorations section of the Inventory, where "Tap The North Pole" is in yellow text.
After quest completion:
Mrs. Muntz: Look at that beautiful pole!
Mrs. Muntz: For five bucks I'll show you what it's good for.
CANNON CONTROL BUILDING
Better One's Elf Pt. 1
System Message: The Cannon Control Building has been placed in your inventory.
Professor Frink: Professor Frink here. This pixie popper is impressive, but we can do better.
Professor Frink: I've created this custom control panel that will allow you to improve the cannon. I'll really put the KAA in your KAA-BOOM!
Professor Frink: Cannon improvements don't grow on trees, though. Really, nothing scientific does.
Professor Frink: Every time you catch an elf, you should frisk the frisky creature for cogwheels in its pockets.
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Task: Place the Cannon Control Building
Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 2)
Better One's Elf Pt. 2
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 2:
Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 5)
Better One's Elf Pt. 3
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 5:
Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 10)
Better One's Elf Pt. 4
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 10:
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Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 20)
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 20:
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ELF BOTTLER
Elf Bottler
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After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark:
Professor Frink: Ga-hoy, it's me again. I'd like to help you with an amazing invention to speed up catching elves.
Wiggum: Thanks, labcoat, but I think we can handle this through old-fashioned police work: tasering.
Professor Frink: But that's what this is! A giant taser tuned precisely to the metabolism of elves.
Wiggum: You've done it again, you fantastic brainoid!
System Message: Tap and hold on the screen to use the Elf Bottler. It'll catch all nearby elves!
Task: Catch Elves with the Elf Bottler (x20)
SEQUEL STOP
All Sequels Aren't Equal
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System Message: Sequel Stop has been placed in your inventory.
Homer: Sequel Stop?! A video game store? I thought they all went out of business years ago.
Lisa: They rebranded. Now they offer an "intimate atmosphere” to debate the merits of various sequels.
Lisa: They hire sad hipster art school drop-outs. If you can convince one of them you're right, you get an out-of-date video game for free.
Lisa: You can never convince them you're right.
Task: Place the Sequel Stop
Task: Make Springfielders Argue About Sequels Count (x10) (2h, Sequel Stop)
Task: Make Homer Try to Score a Free Sequel Count (2h, Sequel Stop)
After quest completion:
Bart: So, did you end up winning the argument and getting a game for free dad?
Homer: No.
Homer: Not only did I lose the argument about fifteen different franchises, but now I'm also seriously considering going back to school to study art.
ANNUAL GIFT MAN
Annual Gift Man
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System Message: Annual Gift Man has been placed in your inventory.
Task: Tap Annual Gift Man
Tapping "Do it" links to the "Characters" section of the Inventory where "Annual Gift Man" is in yellow text. After clicking "use", the character unlock image appears. The Winter 2014 character collection then pops up.
Upon tapping:
Bart: Cool, a robot Santa.
Comic Book Guy: Don't be silly. A robot Santa would be absurd. This is a Japanese character called "Annual Gift Man."
Comic Book Guy: He lives on the moon, delivers presents to children and fights giant monsters in Tokyo with his rocket.
Comic Book Guy: Much more sensible.
LITTLE HELPER RALPH
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Special Helper Pt. 1
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Little Helper Ralph: Hi daddy!
Wiggum: Pointy ears, striped pants, jingle toes... What happened to you, sweetie?!
Little Helper Ralph: I had a lemonade snow cone!
Santa Homer: I'm afraid he ate some snow contaminated with magical reindeer urine, and it turned him into an elf.
Wiggum: Really?
Santa Homer: Yes, it's all explained in the last verse of the Rudolph song
Santa Homer: *singing* "If you eat some Rudolph pee, an elf you'll be for eternity."
Wiggum: I never heard that verse.
Santa Homer: It's usually omitted for brevity.
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Eat Yellow Snow (4h, Wiggum House)
Special Helper Pt. 2
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum: So Ralphie's an elf. Now what am I supposed to do?
Santa: Well, he seems like a bright boy. He can be my helper.
Wiggum: Oh, great idea. Yeah, he's very bright. Really super bright.
Task: Place the North Pole and Make Little Helper Ralph Lick the North Pole (1h, The North Pole)
Santa: It's a mistake anyone could make. The North Pole looks just like a giant candy cane.
Santa: Give him a few minutes, his tongue will warm up the metal and he'll become unstuck.
Santa: There, look, he's free.
Santa: And, he's licked it again.
Special Helper Pt. 3
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Santa: Okay, Little Helper Ralph, when each wrapped present comes off the Toy Assembly line I want you to put a smiley face sticker on it.
Santa: Do you think you can do that?
Little Helper Ralph: Yes, Mr. Angry Beard.
Santa: I'm not angry at you, Ralph, I'm just… oh my god, he's fallen into the clockwork cogs under the conveyor belt.
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Jam the Assembly Line (24h, Toy Workshop)
Little Helper Ralph: I'm jam.
Special Helper Pt. 4
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Little Helper Ralph: I love helping you, Santapplesauce.
Santa: That's why I'm going to let you fly with me in my sleigh on Christmas Eve, throwing this magic glitter over the sleeping world.
Little Helper Ralph: Glitter!
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Eat Glitter (8h, Wiggum House)
Special Helper Pt. 5
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum: What the hell did you do to my kid, Santa? He's pooping sparkles.
Wiggum: I'm taking him to the doctor, and you're paying.
Santa: Yes, of course, I'm sure it will be just a quick check up.
Dr. Hibbert: Are you kidding? Magic glitter? Nurse, fire up every MRI we've got.
Dr. Hibbert: Let's toast some tot!
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Practice Medicine (12h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Get an MRI (12h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Special Helper Pt. 6
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark
Santa: Little Helper Ralph, things haven't always worked out perfectly, but I know you tried really hard and I appreciate that.
Santa: It's time for you to go back to your parents now.
Little Helper Ralph: Can I give you a goodbye hug, Santa?
Santa: Of course, sweetie.
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Hug Santa (1h, Wiggum House)
Santa: That was a great hug, but you went peepee on my pants, didn't you?
Santa: My favorite Santa pants.
Santa: It's just really hard to find a pair of pants that are comfortable but sturdy and also look good.
Little Helper Ralph: Are you mad?
Santa: Of course not, Ralph. Of course not.
SPRUCE CABOOSE
Caboose on the Loose
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System Message: Spruce Caboose has been placed in your inventory.
Mr. Burns: Time to throw our annual Holiday Dinner for our valued plant workers.
Mr. Burns: Let's go back to that delightful restaurant we went to last year.
Smithers: The “Spruce Goose”? Last year forty- seven plant workers came down with food poisoning.
Mr. Burns: For which the restaurant cut the bill in half. That's how you earn customer loyalty.
Task: Place the Spruce Caboose
Task: Make Plant Workers Attend a Holiday Dinner at the Spruce Goose Count (x3) (5m, Spruce Caboose)
Mr. Burns: Feast at my expense, bumpkins!
Homer: Uh, I'll have an upopened packet of crackers.
Carl: That sound safe. Make it two.
Lenny: Looking around at the other workers, I'd say you better make it two hundred.
TROPICAL ISLAND
Tropical Island Nofari
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System Message: Tropical Island has been placed in your inventory.
Homer: Your largest bottle of sunblock, Apu. I'm headed to a tropical paradise.
Apu: As someone born in the tropics, I can tell you it's no paradise.
Apu: People who live in hot places are always miserable, constantly getting bitten by nasty things, and just as fat as here but sweatier.
Apu: Anyway, there's enough sunblock in this bottle to cover 23 acres of skin. Who's it for?
Homer: Me.
Apu: You will need two.
System Message: You've collected all personal prizes! But why stop? There are still elves running around, just waiting to be launched into the sky. If you collect enough Elf Bells you'll earn some donuts.
Task: Place the Tropical Island
Task: Make Homer Apply Sunblock Count (1h, Simpsons Home)
After quest completion:
Lisa: Dad! There's a new island just offshore from Squidport!
Lisa: Even though it’s snowing here, it’s sunny and warm there.
Homer: Yeah, the game developers couldn’t figure out a way to explain that, so they just did it.
Homer: Anyway, first we take six months of standup paddle board lessons and then island ho.
MAIN QUESTLINE
Christmas Was Here
This quest will trigger if the user hasn't built the Toy Workshop.
When the player logs in:
Quimby: People of Springfield! Over the years I have made many promises, most of them contradictory, few of them kept. God bless you, voter apathy.
Quimby: But today I am proud to deliver on one promise: new jobs.
Quimby: Because Santa is opening a new toy workshop right here in Springfield for next year’s Christmas!
Santa: Thanks to global warming, the ice under my old workshop at the North Pole melted, and everything sank into the Arctic Ocean.
Santa: It was a terrible catastrophe. Many holiday favorites died, including Frosty and Rudolph.
Lisa: I’ve been warning people about the threat global warming posed to Santa for years, but no one listened!
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Task: Build Toy Workshop ($2,000, 12h)
Task: Place The Elf Cave ($500)
Task: Make Homer Check out the Toy Workshop (45s, Toy Workshop)
Project After-Party Pt. 1
This quest will trigger if the user has built the Toy Workshop.
When the player logs in:
Lisa: Well, Christmas came. Despite depending on Springfield, it actually came.
Homer: I guess you elves probably have to start right away making toys for next year.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Nah, we’re headed to Florida for three months of R and R.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: We work hard, we party harder.
Quimby: Why not stay and spend your hard-earned money right here in Springfield?
Quimby: We have lots of coupons and our prices are low, low, low thanks to our permanently depressed economy.
Homer: Yeah, it’ll be fun. We’ll go to Moe’s.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: It’s a little dark and gloomy in there.
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: And we live in underground caves.
Homer: Pleease?
Task: Make Homer Beg the Elves to Stay (8h, Toy Workshop)
Task: Make Lisa Enjoy Christmas Fruit Cake (1h, Simpson Home)
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Okay, Homer, you talked us into it. We’ll celebrate our winter break here.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: You are really good at begging.
Homer: My complete lack of shame is one of my few useful qualities.
Project After-Party Pt. 2
After tapping on Santa's exclamation mark:
Santa: Homer, you fool. Don't invite the elves to party in Springfield!
Santa: Have you heard about the town of Kitchimitchi, Florida?
Homer: No.
Santa: Of course you haven't! It was destroyed by Elf Spring Break 2007!
Lisa: What do we do?
Santa: The elves come into town through their elf tunnel. We need something heavy to put on the hatch so they can't push it open.
Santa: Something really heavy. Comically, ludicrously, impossibly heavy in a way no real thing could be.
Bart: He's talking about you, dad.
Task: Make Homer Stand on the Elf Cave Hatch (4h, Elf Portal)
Santa: No good! The elf party power is too much. They’ve pushed Homer off the hatch and they’re all over town!
Lisa: What are you going to do, Santa?
Homer: Hm. Santa’s filling the stockings.
Homer: Now he’s turning with a jerk.
Bart: And he’s laying a finger beside his nose.
Marge: And giving a nod.
Homer: Up the chimney he goes.
Bart: Dude split on us!
Lisa: We are so screwed.
Project After-Party Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Wow. Who would’ve thought elves would party so hard?
Ned: Topless guys chugging beer!
Apu: Topless women with stars painted over their *!
Ned: A KBBL broadcast tent!
Kirk: A bikini dance-off on the Duff Party Stage!
Ned: Homer, get down from that bikini contest.
Homer: Woo! Spring Break Springfield. Vote for me, party hounds!
Ned: There’s noisy, drunk selfish elfish all over town. We’ve got to round them up!
Homer: What do I do when I catch one? Won't it just fly away again?
Ned: Stuff it in a mason jar. I have a lot of mason jars. I just love canning.
Homer: Oh, they’re hard to catch when they’re having this much fun.
Task: Collect Elves (x10)
Happy Little Elf Drunk: I’m peeing on someone’s lawn!
Happy Little Elf Drunk: I’m taking that idea to the logical next step!
O Cannonbaum Pt. 1
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Well, we have a bunch of bottled elves. Now what?
Professor Frink: Gentlemen, I have the solution. You see, I’ve been working on a giant cannon.
Professor Frink: I’d originally planned to use it to blast myself to the moon, as in the famous book by Jules Verne, with science fiction and the “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea-ea-ea”.
Professor Frink: That’s 20,000 leagues traveled around the Earth while underwater.
Professor Frink: 20,000 leagues straight down would put you far away in outer spa-a-a-ace.
Professor Frink: Where’d everybody go?
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Task: Build Elf Cannon ($1000)
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x10)
O Cannonbaum Pt. 2
After firing 10 Elves:
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x100)
O Cannonbaum Pt. 3
After firing 100 Elves:
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x400)
O Cannonbaum Pt. 4
After firing 400 Elves
Task: Fire Elves with the Cannon (x700)
CANNON UPGRADE LEVELS
Project After-Party Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: How can you do such a terrible thing as put elves in bottles and shoot them out of a cannon?
Professor Frink: Relax, young lady. I’ve aimed the cannon so they will land in soft snowbanks near the North Pole.
Professor Frink: There, helpful polar bears will shatter the bottles with a swipe of their mighty paws, freeing the elves to defend themselves from the bears’ insatiable hunger.
Lisa: Those poor elves, eaten by polar bears! On the other hand, those adorable bears, starving because of global warming…
Task: Make Lisa Agonize Over a Moral Choice (12h, Simpson Home)
Lisa: Is it possible we could use the cannon to shoot bags of dog food to the polar bears?
Professor Frink: Possible, yes. Likely, no.
Project After-Party Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Nelson: My mom has entered so many wet T-shirt contests for the elves that she caught pneumonia.
Homer: That’s terrible. Whose * will the elves get to see caressed by wet, clingy cotton?
Homer: Tend to your mother, Nelson. I shall take her place.
Nelson: Okay. But we get ten percent of any money shoved into your underwear.
Homer: No, Nelson. That ten percent goes to the church.
Task: Make Homer Perform in Wet T-Shirt Contests (8h, Toy Workshop)
Project After-Party Pt. 6
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Marge: Homie!! There are elves all over the kitchen, and they’re baking something in the oven!
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: It is elven wayfarer’s bread, or “yumbas”.
Happy Little Elf Leopold: When you have no other food, it will sustain you on long journeys, or all-night rave dances.
Homer: Weird food made by magical creeps? I’ll try it.
Task: Make Homer Eat Yumbas (10h, Toy Workshop)
Homer: This elf bread is fantastic! I feel like snuggling for hours! What’s in this stuff?
Happy Little Elf Bismuth: Mainly a buttload of pot.
Project After-Party Pt. 7
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Chalmers: SKIN-NER! Why are drunk elves cavorting naked on the monkey bars?
Skinner: One of them is Ralph, so it counts as a student learning about foreign cultures.
Chalmers: Just have the Groundskeeper Willie get rid of those leprechauns.
Willie: I’m Scottish, not Irish. I know nothing about the wee folk of the Celtic Tiger.
Chalmers: But you know how to dynamite gophers, so improvise.
Task: Reach Level 10 and Build Willie's Shack
Task: Make Willie Repel Elf Partygoers (16h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
Willie: Ach, the wee elves have run under me kilt.
Willie: It’s all over for Willie!
Willie: “Willie’s” the name Willie calls his willie.
Project After-Party Pt. 8
After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark:
Cletus: Hey, elves. If your late-night partying has done left you hungry as a wall-eyed mule, why not come down to Cletus’s Vittle Shack.
Cletus: We’s got all your favorites: Chipmunk on a Stick with dipping sauce…
Brandine: Somethin’ Stew…
Cletus: That Thing What I Found in the Crick.
Brandine: So come on down. We’re always open, ‘cause our door fell off.
Cletus: All food locally sourced and no more’n three or four days dead.
Task: Make Cletus Feed the Elves (24h, Cletus Farm)
Project After-Party Pt. 9
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Skinner: Lisa! I need your help to find another way besides the Elf Cannon to get elves out of Springfield.
Lisa: You agree with me it’s not humane?
Skinner: Oh I’m fine with blasting elves to who knows where, but the cannon is balanced for donuts, and no one is spending.
Skinner: The cheap bastards.
Skinner: We have to find a non-premium alternative, and with your expert knowledge I thought you could help.
Lisa: What expert knowledge?
Skinner: You’ve watched more “Happy Little Elves” TV shows than any girl in history.
Lisa: While you can learn a lot of important life lessons from TV…
Skinner: And freemium games.
Lisa: …I think we’re going to need to do a little more serious research.
Task: Build Springfield Library and Make Lisa Research Elves (8h, Springfield Library)
Task: Make Skinner Look at Self Help Books (8h, Springfield Library)
Project After-Party Pt. 10
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Good news, Dad. According to our research, elf infestations like this one always end by the middle of January.
Lisa: No one is sure why, but one theory is they want to be home in time to honor Doctor King.
Lisa: So you don’t have to use the Elf Cannon anymore!
Homer: Okay, Lisa, I’ll stop. But I doubt Sky Finger will.
Homer: That person obviously gets cruel kicks from blasting tiny helpless creatures into space.
Homer: Sometimes I worry about our world.
Task: Fire the Cannon Without Mercy (x9)
Project After-Party Pt. 11
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Well, Sky Finger continues to show no mercy.
Homer: Although it is fun to watch those little guys fly.
Homer: I just hope Sky Finger is careful. What if it accidentally tapped on something that wasn’t an actual elf?
Skinner: Yes, indeed. What if…
Skinner: Children! Announcing a new uniform for our special “Bright Future” students, Bart, Nelson, Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney.
Skinner: Now you can proudly wear a belled hat, pointy shoes, and green makeup as proof that your futures will be very unusual.
Task: Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf (16h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
Project After-Party Pt. 12
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart: I dunno. There’s something about those curly toe shoes that looks familiar.
Skinner: Anyone wearing the uniform will be honored with free chocolate pudding in the cafeteria.
Bart: Deal. But pudding first. A lot of pudding.
Task: Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding (16h, Springfield Elementary)
Project After-Party Pt. 13
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Skinner: Come on Bart, put on the elf uniform.
Bart: More pudding.
Task: Make Skinner Try to Dress Bart as an Elf (16h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
Task: Make Bart Eat Cafeteria Pudding (16h, Springfield Elementary)
NEW YEAR'S EVE 2014
New Year's Eve 2014 Promo
When the player logs in:
Lisa: Dad, have you decided on your New Year's resolution? Or, might I suggest, resolutions?
Homer: Lisa, I can’t set a new resolution until I complete last year's: stop procrastinating.
Homer: But I guess I can always stop procrastinating tomorrow. Tonight we celebrate!
Homer: We shall turn toward the majestic sky and assault it with explosives. Just to take that high and mighty sky down a notch.
System Message: Are you ready for New Year's Eve? Celebrate a single digit changing by shooting chemicals into the sky!
After the text this Premium Items are available in the shop:
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http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/f/f5/Tapped_Out_Pinwheel_firework.png/100px-Tapped_Out_Pinwheel_firework.pngIf one buys Giuseppe's Workshop the questline continues:
The Italian Grenadessance! Pt. 1
After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark:
Giuseppe: Mama Mia! It's-a New Years Eva!
Lisa: Also known as the January Kalends in Italy. A time of food, gifts, and excessive hand gestures.
Giuseppe: You're'a mistaken! It’s the January Kleanse, where we celebrate the New Year by blowing up everything of the old year.
Giuseppe: It’s-a great Italian tradition dating back to the intentional demolition of the Roman Empire.
Lisa: I don’t think that-
Giuseppe: Or Pompeii, where we blew up Mt. Vesuvius totally on-a purpose!
Giuseppe: You can still see-a the smiling, happy faces of the people of Pompeii frozen in ash, mid-party.
Lisa: Are we talking about the same Pompeii?
Giuseppe: But-a nothing compares to the expressions of the people when they see my New Year party-poppers.
Lisa: I'm starting to think maybe I WON'T do my year abroad in college in Italy.
Task: Make Giuseppe Construct Fireworks (12h, Giuseppes Workshop)
Legs: It looks like there's a new guy in town trying to edge in on our illegal fireworks racket! Is nothing sacred?
Fat Tony: Take him out, nice and clean. Send him a gift-wrapped package that will go boom.
Legs: A subwoofer? So thoughtful.
Louie: He means a bomb. But boss, he’s full-blooded Italian – how do we know he’s not untouchable?
Fat Tony: I'll touch who I want, when I want, however I want!
Louie: Can't we just kill the guy?
The Italian Grenadessance! Pt. 2
After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark:
Giuseppe: Someone has sent me a great gift!
Lisa: This package looks very suspicious. The return address is “Mafia HQ.” And it’s ticking…
Lisa: Also it says "Do Not Jostle Bomb" on the side.
Giuseppe: Just like momma used to make in The Old Country, which was the name of our bomb factory.
Task: Make Giuseppe Admire the Gift Bomb's Craftsmanship (24h, Giuseppes Workshop)
The Italian Grenadessance! Pt. 3
After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark:
Giuseppe: Lisa, I have a special surprise for you!
Lisa: Is it dangerous?
Giuseppe: No! Now-a just put on that padding and approach slowly.
Giuseppe: I've-a turned the bomb into the biggest firework that-a Springfield has ever seen!
Giuseppe: And I had enough left over to make the second biggest firework Springfield has ever seen!
Fat Tony: Giuseppe, your kindness and ingenuity has made me want to turn over a new leaf.
Fat Tony: Legs, don’t dump that body. Recycle it instead.
Task: Make Giuseppe Wow the Town with a Huge Firework Display (1h, Giuseppes Workshop)
NEW YEAR'S DAY
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 1
When the player logs in:
Homer: Woohoo! New Year’s Day! Finally that terrible Christmas update is finished.
Homer: What? It’s still going on for another two weeks? Oh crap.
Homer: It’s time to tell you people in charge what I think!
Homer: You’re a bunch of slack-jawed, overpaid, ignorant f--
Task: Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home (3m, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: 2 Donuts!
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: What was that? I may be just a collection of pixels but I still have a right to free speech!
Homer: I don’t even know what I just did in my own house, but I bet it was unspeakable!
Homer: And all for 2 miserable donuts? The people who run this game are just cheap mother--
Task: Make Homer Shut Up and Do Stuff at Home (3m, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: 2 Donuts!
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 3
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Fine. I get it. I’ll shut up. Just give me my next super-fun task.
Task: Make Homer Accept the Frozen-Bucket-of-Beer Challenge (x3) (3m, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: 6 Donuts!
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 4
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: How is that fun? I had to drop a thirty pound bucket filled with frozen beer on my head, three times in a row?
Homer: I couldn’t even drink it because it was frozen. That’s insult to injury.
Homer: Now please, make me do something worthy of a responsible adult male.
Task: Make Homer Play a Trashy Reality Star's Dress-up Game (5m, Simpson Home)
Best New Year's Day Ever Pt. 5
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Marge: Homer, stop playing that inexplicably successful myPad game about that inexplicably successful woman.
Lady Homer: But Marge, I need to buy these over-priced sunshades so I’ll get invited to the VIP party and become a Z-list celebrity.
Lady Homer: This is the only way I’ll feel validated as a woman.
Marge: Please, whoever is in charge, make Homer do something useful and productive with his time.
Task: Make Homer Play The Simpsons: Tapped Out on his myPad (24h)
ICE PRINCESS MARTIN / ICE PALACE
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The Princess Nerd Pt. 1
This quest and the following questline is only available if the player "Use"s Ice Princess Martin from the inventory.
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Ice Princess Martin: Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin: And I think that's great, because the couch gag is the most important part of the episode.
Ice Princess Martin: Sixty percent of the viewers change the channel after it's done.
Lisa: Don't be silly. It's no more than fifty percent.
Ice Princess Martin: Anyway, I was wondering... could I be in the couch gag this year?
Ice Princess Martin: I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa: Sorry, Martin. Only Simpsons appear in the couch gag.
Lisa: And as the heart and soul of the show, if anyone is going to portray one of America's favorite heroines, it's going to be me.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin: But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin: So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm going to sing my song, and "Allow it to go away".
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away (60m)
After selecting "Start":
System Message: What beloved movie will be mocked in the Simpsons Christmas couch gag? Will you stay to watch the rest of the episode? Tune in to Fox, December 7, 8/7c, to find out!
The Princess Nerd Pt. 1 (Alternative)
This quest and the following questline is only available if the player "Use"s Ice Princess Martin from the inventory after December 8.
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Ice Princess Martin: Lisa, I heard that this year's Christmas couch gag will honor my favorite movie of all time.
Ice Princess Martin: I've already got the beautiful dress that my favorite character wears.
Lisa: But Martin, the episode already aired! We already did the couch gag.
Lisa: It was a trademark wicked parody of the most beloved children's movie of the last few years.
Lisa: Or a feeble mashup, depending on which website you check.
Ice Princess Martin: I missed it? I'm devastated with disappointment!
Ice Princess Martin: But wearing this dress, I feel empowered as I never have before.
Ice Princess Martin: So I'm not going to hold on to my disappointment.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm going to sing my song, and “Allow it to go away”.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away (60m)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 2
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After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Lisa: What a beautiful ice palace you have there, Martin.
Ice Princess Martin: It's amazing what you can build when you have a little self-confidence.
Ice Princess Martin: And it's all thanks to my song: "Allow it to go away, allow it to go away, can't detain it any additional time."
Lisa: It's catchy.
Ice Princess Martin: Well, we better check out the Ice Palace while we can.
Ice Princess Martin: Even though it's premium it'll almost certainly melt with the spring update.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Show Lisa his Palace (12h, Ice Palace)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 3
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Ice Princess Martin: I can't wait to show this dress off to Bart and Nelson. I bet they're hanging out at the Kwik-E-Mart with their friends Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney.
Ice Princess Martin: I'm sure their reactions will be delightful.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Show Off the Sparkles on His Dress (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 4
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Bart: Man, Martin is really looking for trouble with his princess dress and Ice Palace.
Milhouse: Not to mention his man-tiara.
Nelson: It's an outrage to the non-sissy spirit of this country when a boy shows interest in a girl thing, no matter how good that thing is.
Nelson: We must ostracize him like we did to Wendell when we found him reading “Betty and Veronica” comics.
Nelson: No more playdates, school projects, or picking him for your softball team.
Bart: We always pick him last anyway.
Nelson: Not good enough!
Task: Make Bart Ostracize Ice Princess Martin (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Ostracize Ice Princess Martin (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares Away (1h, Ice Palace)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 5
After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark:
Nelson: Man, listen to that song Martin is singing. It's really catchy.
Bart: “Allow it to go away, allow it to go away…” Where have I heard that before?
Lisa: Nowhere!
Milhouse: Well all I know is, a song written by middle-aged hipsters about using feel-good psychobabble to cure the self-censorship that creative professionals impose on themselves because of the fear of failure…
Milhouse: Is awesome!
Bart: I love it too!
Nelson: All the kids love it, for some reason no one can explain.
Bart: Martin, please forgive us for being mean. Can we come play in your Ice Palace?
Ice Princess Martin: Of course, my good friends!
Ice Princess Martin: Just as a warning, it's extremely slippery inside, so I've hired sherpas to get you up the stairs.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Bart: Say, Martin which way is the bathroom.
Ice Princess Martin: Down the hall. It's extremely slippery, so I've hired sherpas to hold you on the toilet.
The Princess Nerd Pt. 6
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Oh my goodness! The ice carvers in the Springfield Ice Sculpture Festival have run out of blocks of ice!
Lisa: So they're going to carve the blocks they need out of the Ice Palace!
Ice Princess Martin: That's a pretty arch peril, but okay. Come on, friends, we must defend the Ice Palace!
Nelson: I want to… but I'm not confident I can.
Milhouse: Me neither.
Bart: Damn it! We all lack confidence.
Ice Princess Martin: When your confidence needs a boost, there's only one thing to do!
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Sing his Cares (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Sing his Cares Away (1h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Sing his Cares Away (1h, Ice Palace)
The Princess Nerd Pt. 7
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart: Okay, we sang our uplifting song, and now I'm ready to rip the guts out of those ice sculptors who want to destroy the Ice Palace.
Ice Princess Martin: Throw stuff out the windows at them!
Lisa: Throw playdate trash!
Milhouse: Throw ice balls!
Nelson: Throw what the monkeys in the zoo throw!
Bart: Woah, too much confidence there. Dial it back a little.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Lisa Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Defend the Palace From Ice Sculptors (8h, Ice Palace)
Bart: Uh, Martin, you just shot freeze spells from your hands at those guys.
Ice Princess Martin: It seems the longer I wear this dress, the greater my ice princess powers become.
Nelson: You gave one of them frostbite. I think the other one might be dead.
The Princess Nerd Pt. 8
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Hi Martin, I'm here for my playdate. Hope you don't mind… I'm also wearing an Ice Princess costume.
Ice Princess Martin: Okay with me, but so is Bart.
Bart: And Milhouse.
Lisa: Wow, you're all wearing Ice Princess dresses. It's great that a movie about girls can get through to boys too.
Lisa: So, shall we play tea party?
Milhouse: Nah, we're playing “GUT SPEW”, the new super-violent first-person shooter.
Bart: In our dresses.
Lisa: *sigh* Well, it's a start.
Task: Make Ice Princess Martin Host an Ice Palace Play Date (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Bart Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
Task: Make Lisa Play in the Ice Palace (24h, Ice Palace)
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 1
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After tapping on Ned's's exclamation mark:
Ned: Hey, the ski lift is up and running. Time to zip into my aerodynamic ski suit and ascend unto the heavens.
Ned: It's a tight fit, tighter than a halo on a fat angel. Gotta bend, stretch, and wiggle my behind to get into it.
Ned: But once I'm in, feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Ned: Wonder who I'm saying all this stuff too.
Task: Make Ned Wiggle Into His Ski Suit (1h, Flanders Home)
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Oh, why do I have to peek in through Flanders' windows?
Homer: Stupid sexy Flanders.
Task: Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Invade Homer's Dreams (4h, Simpson Home, Homer)
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 3
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Alright, off to ski some virgin powder.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: After I marry it, of course.
Helen Lovejoy: Ned! The Lady's Bible Study Group needs your help.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: What can I do for you, pray-boreenos?
Bernice Hibbert: Our only bible has fallen through a crack in the floor. Can you bend way over get it out?
Luann: Don't worry if you have to wriggle a lot to do it.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Lucky I'm wearing this incredibly flexible suit.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: It's like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Luann: It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Bernice Hibbert: It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Helen Lovejoy: It's like he's wearing nothing at all!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern (strange, I think it was meant to say Level 14 and First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Search for a Bible (2h, First Church of Springfield)
Task: Make Church Ladies Ogle Flanders x5 (2h, First Church of Springfield) (Bernice, Luanne, Marge, Miss Hoover, Maude, Edna Krabappel, Selma, Agnes)
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Well, that was a struggle. Almost like someone was down under the floor trying to fight me for the good book.
Helen Lovejoy: Of course not. Trust me, we'd know. We all got a fantastic look.
Lindsay Neagle: Next time it's someone else's turn down under here.
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 4
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Now to hit some extreme skiing pistes.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Can't believe I said “piste”. It's French, and that's not even the worst thing about it.
Smithers: Mr. Flanders! Could I get some help changing the tire on Mr. Burns car?
Stupid Sexy Flanders: Okily-tirejack-strokily. Lucky I'm wearing this ski suit, because there's going to be a lot of bending over and straining and heaving.
Smithers: Yes. Feels like you're wearing nothing at all.
Task: Build Burns Manor and Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Change a Tire (12h, Burns Manor, Smithers)
The Twin Moguls of Ned Flanders Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Stupid Sexy Flanders: What a lot of delays in getting to the ski slopes.
Marge: Ned, I hope you don't feel you've been rather… looked over.
Stupid Sexy Flanders: No, I'm no Pontius Pilate when it comes to people admiring the results of my pilates.
Marge: Good rhyming. Maybe you should go skiing now.
Task: Make Stupid Sexy Flanders Catch the Ski Lift (24h, Ski Lift)
THE NORTH POLE
The North Pole
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System Message: The North Pole has been placed in your inventory.
Lisa: Cool, Dad, look! It’s the North Pole.
Homer: What's it doing here? Shouldn't it be in front of a barbershop or in North Dakota or something?
Lisa: Are you saying Springfield is not in North Dakota?
Homer: Well when you put it like that, let's keep it!
Task: Place The North Pole
Task: Tap The North Pole
Tapping "Do it" on the former takes you to the Decorations section of the Inventory, where "Tap The North Pole" is in yellow text.
After quest completion:
Mrs. Muntz: Look at that beautiful pole!
Mrs. Muntz: For five bucks I'll show you what it's good for.
CANNON CONTROL BUILDING
Better One's Elf Pt. 1
System Message: The Cannon Control Building has been placed in your inventory.
Professor Frink: Professor Frink here. This pixie popper is impressive, but we can do better.
Professor Frink: I've created this custom control panel that will allow you to improve the cannon. I'll really put the KAA in your KAA-BOOM!
Professor Frink: Cannon improvements don't grow on trees, though. Really, nothing scientific does.
Professor Frink: Every time you catch an elf, you should frisk the frisky creature for cogwheels in its pockets.
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Task: Place the Cannon Control Building
Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 2)
Better One's Elf Pt. 2
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 2:
Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 5)
Better One's Elf Pt. 3
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 5:
Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 10)
Better One's Elf Pt. 4
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 10:
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Task: Collect Cogwheels and Upgrade the Elf Cannon (Level 20)
After Upgrading the Elf Cannon to Level 20:
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ELF BOTTLER
Elf Bottler
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After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark:
Professor Frink: Ga-hoy, it's me again. I'd like to help you with an amazing invention to speed up catching elves.
Wiggum: Thanks, labcoat, but I think we can handle this through old-fashioned police work: tasering.
Professor Frink: But that's what this is! A giant taser tuned precisely to the metabolism of elves.
Wiggum: You've done it again, you fantastic brainoid!
System Message: Tap and hold on the screen to use the Elf Bottler. It'll catch all nearby elves!
Task: Catch Elves with the Elf Bottler (x20)
SEQUEL STOP
All Sequels Aren't Equal
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System Message: Sequel Stop has been placed in your inventory.
Homer: Sequel Stop?! A video game store? I thought they all went out of business years ago.
Lisa: They rebranded. Now they offer an "intimate atmosphere” to debate the merits of various sequels.
Lisa: They hire sad hipster art school drop-outs. If you can convince one of them you're right, you get an out-of-date video game for free.
Lisa: You can never convince them you're right.
Task: Place the Sequel Stop
Task: Make Springfielders Argue About Sequels Count (x10) (2h, Sequel Stop)
Task: Make Homer Try to Score a Free Sequel Count (2h, Sequel Stop)
After quest completion:
Bart: So, did you end up winning the argument and getting a game for free dad?
Homer: No.
Homer: Not only did I lose the argument about fifteen different franchises, but now I'm also seriously considering going back to school to study art.
ANNUAL GIFT MAN
Annual Gift Man
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System Message: Annual Gift Man has been placed in your inventory.
Task: Tap Annual Gift Man
Tapping "Do it" links to the "Characters" section of the Inventory where "Annual Gift Man" is in yellow text. After clicking "use", the character unlock image appears. The Winter 2014 character collection then pops up.
Upon tapping:
Bart: Cool, a robot Santa.
Comic Book Guy: Don't be silly. A robot Santa would be absurd. This is a Japanese character called "Annual Gift Man."
Comic Book Guy: He lives on the moon, delivers presents to children and fights giant monsters in Tokyo with his rocket.
Comic Book Guy: Much more sensible.
LITTLE HELPER RALPH
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Special Helper Pt. 1
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Little Helper Ralph: Hi daddy!
Wiggum: Pointy ears, striped pants, jingle toes... What happened to you, sweetie?!
Little Helper Ralph: I had a lemonade snow cone!
Santa Homer: I'm afraid he ate some snow contaminated with magical reindeer urine, and it turned him into an elf.
Wiggum: Really?
Santa Homer: Yes, it's all explained in the last verse of the Rudolph song
Santa Homer: *singing* "If you eat some Rudolph pee, an elf you'll be for eternity."
Wiggum: I never heard that verse.
Santa Homer: It's usually omitted for brevity.
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Eat Yellow Snow (4h, Wiggum House)
Special Helper Pt. 2
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum: So Ralphie's an elf. Now what am I supposed to do?
Santa: Well, he seems like a bright boy. He can be my helper.
Wiggum: Oh, great idea. Yeah, he's very bright. Really super bright.
Task: Place the North Pole and Make Little Helper Ralph Lick the North Pole (1h, The North Pole)
Santa: It's a mistake anyone could make. The North Pole looks just like a giant candy cane.
Santa: Give him a few minutes, his tongue will warm up the metal and he'll become unstuck.
Santa: There, look, he's free.
Santa: And, he's licked it again.
Special Helper Pt. 3
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Santa: Okay, Little Helper Ralph, when each wrapped present comes off the Toy Assembly line I want you to put a smiley face sticker on it.
Santa: Do you think you can do that?
Little Helper Ralph: Yes, Mr. Angry Beard.
Santa: I'm not angry at you, Ralph, I'm just… oh my god, he's fallen into the clockwork cogs under the conveyor belt.
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Jam the Assembly Line (24h, Toy Workshop)
Little Helper Ralph: I'm jam.
Special Helper Pt. 4
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark:
Little Helper Ralph: I love helping you, Santapplesauce.
Santa: That's why I'm going to let you fly with me in my sleigh on Christmas Eve, throwing this magic glitter over the sleeping world.
Little Helper Ralph: Glitter!
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Eat Glitter (8h, Wiggum House)
Special Helper Pt. 5
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Wiggum: What the hell did you do to my kid, Santa? He's pooping sparkles.
Wiggum: I'm taking him to the doctor, and you're paying.
Santa: Yes, of course, I'm sure it will be just a quick check up.
Dr. Hibbert: Are you kidding? Magic glitter? Nurse, fire up every MRI we've got.
Dr. Hibbert: Let's toast some tot!
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Practice Medicine (12h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Get an MRI (12h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Special Helper Pt. 6
After tapping on Ralph's exclamation mark
Santa: Little Helper Ralph, things haven't always worked out perfectly, but I know you tried really hard and I appreciate that.
Santa: It's time for you to go back to your parents now.
Little Helper Ralph: Can I give you a goodbye hug, Santa?
Santa: Of course, sweetie.
Task: Make Little Helper Ralph Hug Santa (1h, Wiggum House)
Santa: That was a great hug, but you went peepee on my pants, didn't you?
Santa: My favorite Santa pants.
Santa: It's just really hard to find a pair of pants that are comfortable but sturdy and also look good.
Little Helper Ralph: Are you mad?
Santa: Of course not, Ralph. Of course not.
SPRUCE CABOOSE
Caboose on the Loose
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System Message: Spruce Caboose has been placed in your inventory.
Mr. Burns: Time to throw our annual Holiday Dinner for our valued plant workers.
Mr. Burns: Let's go back to that delightful restaurant we went to last year.
Smithers: The “Spruce Goose”? Last year forty- seven plant workers came down with food poisoning.
Mr. Burns: For which the restaurant cut the bill in half. That's how you earn customer loyalty.
Task: Place the Spruce Caboose
Task: Make Plant Workers Attend a Holiday Dinner at the Spruce Goose Count (x3) (5m, Spruce Caboose)
Mr. Burns: Feast at my expense, bumpkins!
Homer: Uh, I'll have an upopened packet of crackers.
Carl: That sound safe. Make it two.
Lenny: Looking around at the other workers, I'd say you better make it two hundred.
TROPICAL ISLAND
Tropical Island Nofari
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System Message: Tropical Island has been placed in your inventory.
Homer: Your largest bottle of sunblock, Apu. I'm headed to a tropical paradise.
Apu: As someone born in the tropics, I can tell you it's no paradise.
Apu: People who live in hot places are always miserable, constantly getting bitten by nasty things, and just as fat as here but sweatier.
Apu: Anyway, there's enough sunblock in this bottle to cover 23 acres of skin. Who's it for?
Homer: Me.
Apu: You will need two.
System Message: You've collected all personal prizes! But why stop? There are still elves running around, just waiting to be launched into the sky. If you collect enough Elf Bells you'll earn some donuts.
Task: Place the Tropical Island
Task: Make Homer Apply Sunblock Count (1h, Simpsons Home)
After quest completion:
Lisa: Dad! There's a new island just offshore from Squidport!
Lisa: Even though it’s snowing here, it’s sunny and warm there.
Homer: Yeah, the game developers couldn’t figure out a way to explain that, so they just did it.
Homer: Anyway, first we take six months of standup paddle board lessons and then island ho.
