Looking for an exclusive Whacking Day egg partner

In search of: One whacking day buddy to make my egg laying days and nights complete. I'm not like the other egg layers you've had in your past and promise to give you all my eggs and devotion for the same in return. It's time to make Whacking Day magic together, you and I. ;) (I clearly have too much time on my hands.)

But really I have hundreds of eggs and will give them all to you in exchange for yours. Will start with an artistic 50 and then the rest after I get same in return. Add me bp6316 AND pm me so I know you're my lifelong egg bestie.