Everything's a GOAL !

Above1988

Short side cheese, Goal.
Farside snipe, Goal.
OneT, Goal.
D2D, Goal.
Cross-Crease, Goal.
Off the Faceoff, Goal.
One Handed Tuck, Goal.
Bacon Clapper, Goal.
Wrap Around, Goal.
Post to Post, Goal.
Tip from the Point, Goal.
Off the Pads, Goal.
Breakaway, Goal.
2 on 1, Goal.
1 v 1, Goal.
1 on 2, Goal.
Skate over the blueline, Goal.
Goal, Goal.
Powerplay, Goal.
Shorthanded, Goal.
Penalty Shot? Sometimes Goal.
Top Shelf Wrister from Anywhere , Goal.


Try to Play Defense? Nope!
Hitting? Nope!
Pokecheck? Nope!
Stick lift? Penalty!
Board Pin? Sometimes!
Loose Puck Pick Up? Doubt it!
CPU Zone Coverage? Nah!
Physical Play? Barely.
Hip Check? Gone.
Invisible Sticks? Yep!
Puck Ragging? You bet!
Ice Tilt? Of course not!
NHL '20? ...can't wait

Gifto73

“Try to play Defense Nope” says it all. No NHL can ever fix that.

Bunch of entitled little F Boys play this game. This game sucks because of the community. Not because of the product.

PadrinoIV

Above1988 wrote: »

Short side cheese, Goal.
Farside snipe, Goal.
OneT, Goal.
D2D, Goal.
Cross-Crease, Goal.
Off the Faceoff, Goal.
One Handed Tuck, Goal.
Bacon Clapper, Goal.
Wrap Around, Goal.
Post to Post, Goal.
Tip from the Point, Goal.
Off the Pads, Goal.
Breakaway, Goal.
2 on 1, Goal.
1 v 1, Goal.
1 on 2, Goal.
Skate over the blueline, Goal.
Goal, Goal.
Powerplay, Goal.
Shorthanded, Goal.
Penalty Shot? Sometimes Goal.
Top Shelf Wrister from Anywhere , Goal.


Try to Play Defense? Nope!
Hitting? Nope!
Pokecheck? Nope!
Stick lift? Penalty!
Board Pin? Sometimes!
Loose Puck Pick Up? Doubt it!
CPU Zone Coverage? Nah!
Physical Play? Barely.
Hip Check? Gone.
Invisible Sticks? Yep!
Puck Ragging? You bet!
Ice Tilt? Of course not!
NHL '20? ...can't wait

Lol thanks for the laugh. Keep preaching!

Snapcaster1

Above1988 wrote: »

Short side cheese, Goal.
Farside snipe, Goal.
OneT, Goal.
D2D, Goal.
Cross-Crease, Goal.
Off the Faceoff, Goal.
One Handed Tuck, Goal.
Bacon Clapper, Goal.
Wrap Around, Goal.
Post to Post, Goal.
Tip from the Point, Goal.
Off the Pads, Goal.
Breakaway, Goal.
2 on 1, Goal.
1 v 1, Goal.
1 on 2, Goal.
Skate over the blueline, Goal.
Goal, Goal.
Powerplay, Goal.
Shorthanded, Goal.
Penalty Shot? Sometimes Goal.
Top Shelf Wrister from Anywhere , Goal.


Try to Play Defense? Nope!
Hitting? Nope!
Pokecheck? Nope!
Stick lift? Penalty!
Board Pin? Sometimes!
Loose Puck Pick Up? Doubt it!
CPU Zone Coverage? Nah!
Physical Play? Barely.
Hip Check? Gone.
Invisible Sticks? Yep!
Puck Ragging? You bet!
Ice Tilt? Of course not!
NHL '20? ...can't wait

Funny yet absolutely nailed it bro! Once they lose the d men nobody will play. Hard enough to keep a good dman on a club.

Treatmentworke66

That's because EA catered to the cheesers and whinners who kept complaining how hard it was to score

TheMajjam

EA just needs to lock out the D position and let the AI's show us how its done because it seems like the AI D isn't bound by the same nerf limitations humans are forced to suck up.

VeNOM2099

That's my reaction after reading that list! LOL! Great post!