Everything's a GOAL !
Short side cheese, Goal.
Farside snipe, Goal.
OneT, Goal.
D2D, Goal.
Cross-Crease, Goal.
Off the Faceoff, Goal.
One Handed Tuck, Goal.
Bacon Clapper, Goal.
Wrap Around, Goal.
Post to Post, Goal.
Tip from the Point, Goal.
Off the Pads, Goal.
Breakaway, Goal.
2 on 1, Goal.
1 v 1, Goal.
1 on 2, Goal.
Skate over the blueline, Goal.
Goal, Goal.
Powerplay, Goal.
Shorthanded, Goal.
Penalty Shot? Sometimes Goal.
Top Shelf Wrister from Anywhere , Goal.
Try to Play Defense? Nope!
Hitting? Nope!
Pokecheck? Nope!
Stick lift? Penalty!
Board Pin? Sometimes!
Loose Puck Pick Up? Doubt it!
CPU Zone Coverage? Nah!
Physical Play? Barely.
Hip Check? Gone.
Invisible Sticks? Yep!
Puck Ragging? You bet!
Ice Tilt? Of course not!
NHL '20? ...can't wait
Farside snipe, Goal.
OneT, Goal.
D2D, Goal.
Cross-Crease, Goal.
Off the Faceoff, Goal.
One Handed Tuck, Goal.
Bacon Clapper, Goal.
Wrap Around, Goal.
Post to Post, Goal.
Tip from the Point, Goal.
Off the Pads, Goal.
Breakaway, Goal.
2 on 1, Goal.
1 v 1, Goal.
1 on 2, Goal.
Skate over the blueline, Goal.
Goal, Goal.
Powerplay, Goal.
Shorthanded, Goal.
Penalty Shot? Sometimes Goal.
Top Shelf Wrister from Anywhere , Goal.
Try to Play Defense? Nope!
Hitting? Nope!
Pokecheck? Nope!
Stick lift? Penalty!
Board Pin? Sometimes!
Loose Puck Pick Up? Doubt it!
CPU Zone Coverage? Nah!
Physical Play? Barely.
Hip Check? Gone.
Invisible Sticks? Yep!
Puck Ragging? You bet!
Ice Tilt? Of course not!
NHL '20? ...can't wait
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Bunch of entitled little F Boys play this game. This game sucks because of the community. Not because of the product.
Lol thanks for the laugh. Keep preaching!
Funny yet absolutely nailed it bro! Once they lose the d men nobody will play. Hard enough to keep a good dman on a club.
That's my reaction after reading that list! LOL! Great post!