Dreams 3.0
so in this dream, i was giving my husband attitude, (pretty much just PMSing) and i started yelling at him and accusing him of messing around with his friend who was a girl...and he kept saying "dont worry about her, were just friends" blah blah blah...I got mad and walked away... Then started thinking about it. Walked up to him to tell him i dont care if they hang out, ill just find something else to do while they hang out together....When he shows me that she had a flock of sea gulls moving her luggage to our place and that was when i realized wow...i just cant compete with a flock of trained sea gulls and walked away again.
So the question is: what would you train a flock of sea gulls to do??? I think i would train them to bring me chocolate cheese cake....or a nice juicy steak!!!
So the question is: what would you train a flock of sea gulls to do??? I think i would train them to bring me chocolate cheese cake....or a nice juicy steak!!!
crawl to the finish ID. socialdisa56
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Perfect idea!
I'm not sure I'd trust seagulls around food, they'd probably eat it all before delivering.
I do love 80's Music!!! no my husband just has really long hair that surpasses mine by far!!!
That is an awesome idea!!!! i should do that!!!
And @SakuraNeko08 i think you might be right...they would eat my food... we could use some dusting though....!!
I only have prophetic dreams.
Every couple of years i will dream about something that will happen within a few years time.
The last one i had was very interesting, i was lying down in bed when i raised my head and uttered "Not again".
Sure enough that happened a while back.
The interesting thing?
The meaning of "Not again"
For quite awhile ive had those pointless dreams. The moment i realized that i was going through that stupid dream from three years ago, i raised my head and said "Not again" (referring to the fact that this happens often, and pointlessly raise my head saying something stupid to an audience that doesnt exist)
Those are better than the ones where my dreams try to keep me asleep a la Total Recall.
Or the ones where im dying, are the best i had, hello teacher tell me whats my lesson, look right through me.
In the end, i can only advise you train a flock of Seagulls to play 80's music and poop on girls on command. Im sure thats someones....thing.
Do you run? Run so far away?
I did but I couldn't get away.
Especially if it's this one...
@tommy1724 did that sea gull just steal Cheetos...????? i want that bird!!!
and yes that is a really good idea!!! play 80's music!!!
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