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P003htb
947 posts Member
lissarv68's tasks

45s - Get Lisa Angry
1hr - Thunderclap
4hr - Lisa-Hulk Jump
8-hr Lisa Smash!!!!!
12hr- Help the Avengers
24hr- Get blasted by more Gamma Rays

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  • crosby357
    3051 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    crosby357's tasks

    Do A Backflip - 45s
    Shop At Kwik-E-Mart - 1h
    Attend Dancing Class - 3h
    Listen To Songs - 4h
    Drink At Moe's - 8h
    Perfrom Dance For Prisoners - 12h
    Dance In Middle Of Street - 24h

    Hey, the people above me did tasks according to avatar...
  • gogators01uf
    550 posts
    edited April 2013
    crosby357 wrote:
    crosby357's tasks

    Do A Backflip - 45s
    Shop At Kwik-E-Mart - 1h
    Attend Dancing Class - 3h
    Listen To Songs - 4h
    Drink At Moe's - 8h
    Perfrom Dance For Prisoners - 12h
    Dance In Middle Of Street - 24h

    Hey, the people above me did tasks according to avatar...
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  • P003htb
    947 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    P003htb's tasks;

    Demand clothes-45s(part outside and part inside any building, he disappears, and the lightning shoots everywhere and he walks toward a building naked)
    Beat the crap out of people-1h(outside, punching people)
    Be a bada.ss-4h(outside, walking around holding a gun next to his head)
    Drive a truck-6h(outside, driving a truck and crashing into buildings)
    Fix up his body-8h(inside the brown house)
    Protect John Conner-12h(outside, holding a kid(John Conner) and shooting a shotgun at a t-1000)
    Kill John Conner-24h(outside, shooting a shotgun at John conner)
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  • P003htb
    947 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    crosby357 wrote:
    crosby357's tasks

    Do A Backflip - 45s
    Shop At Kwik-E-Mart - 1h
    Attend Dancing Class - 3h
    Listen To Songs - 4h
    Drink At Moe's - 8h
    Perfrom Dance For Prisoners - 12h
    Dance In Middle Of Street - 24h

    Hey, the people above me did tasks according to avatar...

    Didn't notice that...
  • lissarv68
    5588 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    lissarv68's tasks

    45s - Get Lisa Angry
    1hr - Thunderclap
    4hr - Lisa-Hulk Jump
    8-hr Lisa Smash!!!!!
    12hr- Help the Avengers
    24hr- Get blasted by more Gamma Rays

    LOL!

    Clever! :D I don't think I'm clever enough to come up with something according to avatar. But this could be fun! Think of tasks according to the avatar of somebody who has posted in this thread.
  • NeoSEC28
    39616 posts
    edited April 2013
    P003htb wrote:
    ....because this was a Joke suggestion thread. I thought it would be cool to suggest random building or character ideas. This doesn't have to do with the simpsons, and could be a talking monorail with jobs for all I care.

    Okay, I'll start;

    Neo's jobs;
    Dress like a bada.ss-1h
    Go in and out of the matrix-4h
    Beat up agents-6h
    Practice fighting-8h
    Fly-12h
    Beat up agent smith-24h

    Just post your suggestions.

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    This thread looks like a complete winner to me :D P003htb if I could "like" the bread I would ;) my fav part is the 24hr task :D hope that would be outdoor task :D

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  • crosby357
    3051 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    Dean Cruz

    Height of Hank Scorpio - Has sandy brown hair with tuxedo and eyepatch and dark black shoes.

    Smash Parking Meter - 45s [Requires Parking Meter - Animation is Dean smashing Parking Meter with hand]
    Play Harp - 10m [Outside Task - Animation is Dean playing a golden harp]
    Mug - 30m [Outside Task - Animation is Dean pulling out a pistol and firing it]
    Break Into Random Home - 1h [Similar to Santa Homer's Deliver Presents task]
    Rob the Gulp-N-Blow - 2h [Inside Gulp-N-Blow]
    Do Shady Business - 4h [Inside Town Hall]
    Rob Android's Dungeon - 6h [Inside Android's Dungeon]
    Attend Republican Meeting - 8h [Inside White House]
    Practice Pickpocketing - 12h [Outside Task - Animation is Dean pickpocketing air]
    Strut - 24h [Outside Task - Animation is Dean strutting about town]
  • tmbirtles
    113 posts
    edited April 2013
    Tom - Comes with University

    5m - Visit Lard-Lad
    30m - Duff Brewery Tour
    1hr - Attend lecture
    2hr - Hit the gym
    3hr - Visit the track
    4hr - Drink at O'Flanagans
    6hr - Oversleep and miss lectures
    8hr - Drink at Moes
    12hr - Casino Nite
    24hr - Pull all-nighter to meet deadlines
  • alex4albert
    23 posts
    edited April 2013
    Hahaha Crosby357, playing the harp is the best job ever! I think all characters should have this job added immediately, and it should last for at least 7 days.
  • gogators01uf
    550 posts
    edited April 2013
    EA engineer
    4 weeks - fix harp glitch
    4 weeks - fix crash glitch
    8 weeks - release glitchy game
    12 weeks - tease fans with wacking day hidden files
    24 weeks - provide bad customer service
  • SlinkyBeads
    442 posts
    edited April 2013
    EA engineer
    4 weeks - fix harp glitch
    4 weeks - fix crash glitch
    8 weeks - release glitchy game
    12 weeks - tease fans with wacking day hidden files
    24 weeks - provide bad customer service

    :lol:
  • gogators01uf
    550 posts
    edited April 2013
    emmcee1

    45s - Rev Your Engines
    10 min - Sabotage Other F-1 Racers
    1 hr - Read F-1 Racing for Dummies
    4 hr - Race Lance Murdock
    6 hr - Sign autographs with Krusty the Clown
    8 hr - Grab a beer with your mates
    12 hr - Build a Soap Box Car with Bart
    24 hr - Drive Around Springfield (First task with moving cars on the roads)
  • crosby357
    3051 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    Indiana Jones - Character

    Basically Indiana Jones as a Simpson character.

    Flirt With Female Companions - 30m [Outside Task - Animation is Indy talking to a non-controllable citizen, like the ones on Escalator to Nowhere]
    Practice With Whip - 1h [Outside task, Animation is Indy whacking his bullwhip]
    Escape Boulder - 4h [Inside Task - Indy's Cave]
    Find Treasure Maps - 6h [Outside Task - Animation is Indy walking, looking down at ground, occasionally picking up parchment]
    Go On A Short Adventure - 8h [Inside Task - Indy's Cave]
    Go On A Long Adventure - 12h [Inside Task - Indy's Cave]
    Sign Autographs - 24h [Inside Task - Android's Dungeon]

    Indy's Cave - Building

    A small 5x5 building that's a cave with a big rock blocking off the entrance. When Indy is inside, the rock will move aside then close again.
  • NeoSEC28
    39616 posts
    edited April 2013
    emmcee1

    45s - Rev Your Engines
    10 min - Sabotage Other F-1 Racers
    1 hr - Read F-1 Racing for Dummies
    4 hr - Race Lance Murdock
    6 hr - Sign autographs with Krusty the Clown
    8 hr - Grab a beer with your mates
    12 hr - Build a Soap Box Car with Bart
    24 hr - Drive Around Springfield (First task with moving cars on the roads)

    +1 45s Rev Your Engines lol :thumbup:

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  • P003htb
    947 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    EA engineer
    4 weeks - fix harp glitch
    4 weeks - fix crash glitch
    8 weeks - release glitchy game
    12 weeks - tease fans with wacking day hidden files
    24 weeks - provide bad customer service

    Maybe add "release premium character to make players buy doughnuts"?
  • gogators01uf
    550 posts
    edited April 2013
    mwdalton (premium)

    1 hr - Trust No One (Shifty Eyes)
    4 hr - Make Super Homer Fly
    8 hr - Grab a beer with your Mates
    12 hr - Watch Itchy and Scratchy
    24 hr - Construct Glorious Sculptures in your's, and The Simpson's honor.
  • gogators01uf
    550 posts
    edited April 2013
    P003htb wrote:
    EA engineer
    4 weeks - fix harp glitch
    4 weeks - fix crash glitch
    8 weeks - release glitchy game
    12 weeks - tease fans with wacking day hidden files
    24 weeks - provide bad customer service

    Maybe add "release premium character to make players buy doughnuts"?
    That would be more the EA Marketing Team :D
  • NeoSEC28
    39616 posts
    edited April 2013
    mwdalton (premium)

    1 hr - Trust No One (Shifty Eyes)
    4 hr - Make Super Homer Fly
    8 hr - Grab a beer with your Mates
    12 hr - Watch Itchy and Scratchy
    24 hr - Construct Glorious Sculptures in your's, and The Simpson's honor.

    Rule No.1 is the best for mwdalton lol :mrgreen:

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  • mwdalton
    11548 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    mwdalton (premium)

    1 hr - Trust No One (Shifty Eyes)
    4 hr - Make Super Homer Fly
    8 hr - Grab a beer with your Mates
    12 hr - Watch Itchy and Scratchy
    24 hr - Construct Glorious Sculptures in your's, and The Simpson's honor.

    Lol, love it! :lol:

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    (Sorry Neo, had to borrow this gif :mrgreen: )
  • P003htb
    947 posts Member
    edited April 2013
    mwdalton (premium)

    1 hr - Trust No One (Shifty Eyes)
    4 hr - Make Super Homer Fly
    8 hr - Grab a beer with your Mates
    12 hr - Watch Itchy and Scratchy
    24 hr - Construct Glorious Sculptures in your's, and The Simpson's honor.

    Dude that's halarious!
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