I don't know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise

9d51ca2b37f2d94f · August 20, 2017 4:38AM

It's been bugging me for a while now. Same with the "hare vs rabbit" thing. It drives me nuts.

Enjoy what's left of your Saturday!

00mesmerelda00 · August 20, 2017 4:50AM

Tortoises live on land. Turtles go in/live in the water. I have a red earred slider (turtle) named Spanky.

Hares and rabbits are similar but different. Rabbits are cute little bunnies you can cuddle. They bring candy in baskets in the springtime. Hares are bigger and vicious. They have been known to kill humans.

Now you know

johncolombo · August 20, 2017 4:52AM

I want a cat. But I will need one of you to make sure I get the correct one.

00mesmerelda00 · August 20, 2017 4:57AM

@johncolombo If a cat were to bite you, you would develop Cat Scratch Fever. You become moody and nocternal. You will lick areas of your body that have hair

This will cause "hair balls". You will choke to death on them.

A cat is not recommended

suetopia · August 20, 2017 5:06AM

My avi's a cat

00mesmerelda00 · August 20, 2017 5:12AM

We have established that @suetopia bites

168sean168 · August 20, 2017 5:19AM

00mesmerelda00 wrote: »

Tortoises live on land. Turtles go in/live in the water. I have a red earred slider (turtle) named Spanky.

Hares and rabbits are similar but different. Rabbits are cute little bunnies you can cuddle. They bring candy in baskets in the springtime. Hares are bigger and vicious. They have been known to kill humans.

Now you know

Hey post your slider picture! I have one too

168sean168 · August 20, 2017 5:28AM

My slider @00mesmerelda00

00mesmerelda00 · August 20, 2017 5:50AM

@168sean168 Ohhhhhhhh precious baby!

suetopia · August 20, 2017 6:15AM

00mesmerelda00 wrote: »

We have established that @suetopia bites

daved7637397 · August 20, 2017 6:46AM

168sean168 wrote: »

My slider @00mesmerelda00

Kinda resembles my ex wife!! No offense to your turtle is intended.

SakuraNeko08 · August 20, 2017 7:26AM

00mesmerelda00 wrote: »

@johncolombo If a cat were to bite you, you would develop Cat Scratch Fever. You become moody and nocternal. You will lick areas of your body that have hair This will cause "hair balls". You will choke to death on them.

A cat is not recommended

*bites @00mesmerelda00 *

168sean168 · August 20, 2017 8:35AM

daved7637397 wrote: »

168sean168 wrote: »

My slider @00mesmerelda00

Kinda resembles my ex wife!! No offense to your turtle is intended.

But my slider is kind and lovely looking

MrPepsiMax1 · August 20, 2017 11:04AM

@moxxee these are turtles

And these are tortoises

Hope this helps

IckabodSchrek · August 20, 2017 1:57PM

This...is a Bunny

This...is a Rabbit

Grrr... TinyPic the first is Bugs, the second is the Monty Python killer rabbit

LawrenceCohen1 · August 20, 2017 2:57PM

I find the easiest way to remember is that tortoises like pizza and are ninjas.
I hope that helps man.

MrPepsiMax1 · August 20, 2017 3:22PM

@LawrenceCohen1
Really? Awww man that's my childhood ruined, now come to think of it ninja tortoises sound better

LawrenceCohen1 · August 20, 2017 4:08PM

Yeah @pepsimax1984 there was a cartoon and everything.

9d51ca2b37f2d94f · August 20, 2017 4:23PM

That clears it up!

MrPepsiMax1 · August 20, 2017 4:40PM

LawrenceCohen1 wrote: »

Yeah @pepsimax1984 there was a cartoon and everything.

LawrenceCohen1 · August 20, 2017 6:30PM

moxxee wrote: »

That clears it up!

I don't know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise

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