Contest for 100 Eggs! [CONTEST OVER]

JorgeU27

I'd like them because its my birthday

gunthedam

I feel very angry with this whacking day in simpsons because I born in snake year..It's hurt my feeling you know.. Please give me that 100 eggs or more so I can save that snakes from being tapped by others please..

SuperMario643000

Please sir, may I have some more eggs? Thumbs up to whoever knows this reference.

reddhouse470

No eggs and no whacking make reddhouse470...something something.

GrannyCracka

Hello, Mr... Kurns. I bad want... eggs now. Me sick. So pick please me, Mr. Burns.

Jfarr1996

I need those eggs i dont have money to spend on this game so i would like to get this prize so i can win other prizes im homer718

jgwells1

Eggs have been such a disappointment for my whole life. It took years for me to eat a real egg, and then, it was not even cooked properly. Powered eggs were a treat, up until I was 6. When real eggs started showing up, they talked to me. They told me lies about my parents, and most importantly the family dog. They would blame the dog for obvious messes that the eggs were most definitely responsible for. After years of therapy the dog decided to leave for another family and more respect.
I blame most of my troubles in life over eggs. I can't have a reasonable relationship ever since eggs backstabbed my dog into leaving. How could I ever trust a woman? They have eggs too.

Perhaps, just perhaps - with 100 eggs that you would bestow upon me, that I could restore faith, or gain therapy and my life would be right again. Or not.

darshandayal

Let me make this easier and make you an offer you cant refuse eh? You give me 100 eggs and I give you 100 eggs.

No catch. I want a deal from someone who will give equal eggs so I don't have to stress about visiting too many neighbors and wait for goodwill.

Yeah I am lazy and still want to play.

D

KyleCollins444

An estimate 50-100 snake's a year kill a human being just in North America. If you were to drop off these egg's in my Springfield then I could dispose of them and stop them from killing more innocent people across the nation, with just 100 egg's you can save 1 in "do the math" people. Who know's the next Snake victim could be someone in your family! Or one of your friends! Maybe even you! So stop the death's and let the world feel free of the devilish reptiles!

Source(s): Billy the Exterminator, Dale Gribble, your local pest control.

brockrui

I think I'm an eggcellent candidate because of my corny jokes!

Goodluck everyone and I think this contest is eggsactly what we need!

Jay_Kay_4747

GrannyCracka wrote:

Hello, Mr... Kurns. I bad want... eggs now. Me sick. So pick please me, Mr. Burns.

Hahahaha

JorgeU27

Lmao, some good entries already. This will be hard to decide who wins, keep em comin' tho.

Seems like I'll be hosting more contests soon.

BDIHP

I want the eggs because I'm a chick who can't lay her own.

~Ann

Johneg86

What's this about?, I have roughly 400 eggs and looking for more friends. Though I would prefer people who are level 20+ and have a minimum of 3 buildings to vandalize/clean.

My accounts:

Johneg86 (iOS)
Cowabunga86 (Android)

JorgeU27

Johneg86 wrote:

What's this about?, I have roughly 400 eggs and looking for more friends. Though I would prefer people who are level 20+ and have a minimum of 3 buildings to vandalize/clean.

My accounts:

Johneg86 (iOS)
Cowabunga86 (Android)

Hey this is just a contest, for friends your best bet is to post in http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/9434900.page :-)

dromtsul

You will give me the eggs.

Zoran93

thats an eggsessive amount of edds to give away

gjap1390

This may sound a bit unbelievable to most of you but I was actually raised by two snakes. Not the smaller ones that you usually see around but two large anacondas in South America. My parents were both biologists studying the forests in south america in search of possible homeopathic cures for night blindness (a problem that has plagued my family for generations). Specifically the were studying a certain species of nocturnal bats. These bats lived in a cave where several dozen large anacondas lived as well (in a pond near the back). Long story short they were attacked and ingested by these snakes and as fate would have it I was spared. The snakes were too full to eat me and as an unpotty-trained 1 year old I smelled rather unappealing. The snakes grew fond of my babbling and the way that I "slithered" around (I was born with no arms or legs), and they decided to make me one of them. The snakes had no young of their own as all of the male snakes had been killed by the indigenous snake hunting tribes, so only female anacondas remained. For 15 years I slithered through the thick forests learning the ways of the snakes. I learned to stealthily stalk and kill my prey by curling my limbless torso around the prey untill it could no longer breath. Speaking to the snakes came to me naturally and I have since realized how much simpler the snake language is than any language spoken by actual humans. The snake language consists of one letter "S". Generally S's are combined to form words such as SSSSSSSSS (Hello) or SSSSSS (Food) or SSSSSSS (Mississipi). I was eventually captured by a scientist who used to work alongside my parents, and was brought to America to be studied and re-immersed into modern society, where I was outfitted with biomechanical arms and legs. I have found that I do not fit in well in this society and often remove my arms and legs and go slithering through the night. It wasnt until I found the simpsons tapped out app that I finally was able to distract myself from the depressing state of my current living conditions. When the whacking day update was released I found myself back at home in the forest with my true snake family. I hate clubbing my "family" but I cannot resist the possibility of recieving new eggs to start new families in new towns. I feel it is my duty to those who raised me to spread the snake population throughout the entire tapped out community and by receiving these eggs I will be able to more adequately do so. Please help me, this app is my only real connection with my family.

SuperMario643000

dromtsul wrote:

You will give me the eggs.

I will give you my eggs

moneyrollz

I want to save your life! All of those eggs would kill you by cholesterol! I hope none of those egg council creeps got to you.

PS: This is an invitation to join the Stonecutters!

JorgeU27

moneyrollz wrote:

I want to save your life! All of those eggs would kill you by cholesterol! I hope none of those egg council creeps got to you.

PS: This is an invitation to join the Stonecutters!

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