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County Fair: Freemium Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited September 2017
Pride and Pageantry Intro

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Homer: Flanders, what's this big pumpkin-y looking pumpkin next to my hammock?
Ned: Praise the gourd! One of my seeds must've Exodus-ed its way to your yard and sprouted!
Homer: Well get it out of here, that's where I throw my empty beer cans.
Ned: Surely! The dregs of your devil's brew fertilized it into the biggest pumpkin of the bunch! It's sure to win first prize at the County Fair.
Homer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, first prize? Are you trying to take credit for my hard work?! My yard, my pumpkin!
Homer: Now buzz off. Farmer Homer has to do some gardening.

Task: Make Homer Drink and Throw Empties Out the Window
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Flanders Do Normal Gardening Work Like a Sucker
Time: 6s
Location: Flanders Home

Ned: Wow, Homer, that pumpkin's even bigger than before. You've sure got a green thumb!
Homer: I'll show you ANOTHER finger if you keep bugging me while I'm drinking.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 1

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Homer: Out of the way, losers! Future award-winning pumpkin coming through!
Ned: Homer, that trash talking's not really in the spirit of friendly competition.
Homer: Maybe if you paid more attention to your crops and less to my crap-talking, you'd have bigger gourds.
Ned: Could you at least try not to stomp on other contestants' vegetables?

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Task: Make Homer Talk Trash to Other Contestants
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Compare Prize Crops [x5]
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x150]
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Quimby: Homer, your gourd is the largest.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Quimby: ...but it's technically more alcohol than pumpkin, so you are disqualified.
Homer: D'oh!
Quimby: ...but your pumpkin won first place in the home brewing competition.
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 2

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Quimby: This fair is not going well. The carnies aren't even having turf wars!
Lisa: I have an idea to get people excited.
Quimby: Let me guess, Lisa, some sort of recycling drive?
Lisa: No, it's--
Quimby: What, you want to knit a quilt for some second-tier disease no one's heard of?
Lisa: No, that's not what I--
Quimby: We don't have time to listen to some dumb little girl's ideas.
Lisa: I WAS TALKING ABOUT HAVING A BEAUTY PAGEANT!
Quimby: Everybody shut up, the dumb little girl has a great idea! Get my judging sash!

Task: Make Quimby Find His Sash That Says "JUDGE"
Time: 3h
Location: Town Hall
Task: Make Lisa Prepare the Stage for the Pageant
Time: 3h
Location: Town Hall
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]

Tuxedo Krusty: Welcome everyone, to the Little Miss Springfield Pageant!
Quimby: Did he say, "Little Miss"? This is not the pageant I wanted!
Marge: Lisa, honey, get off the stage. You can protest later.
Lisa: I'm not protesting the pageant -- I'm in it!
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Pride and Pageantry Pt. 3

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Marge: Lisa, I'm happy you want to compete in the pageant, but... have you been eating your father's booze pumpkin?
Lisa: Mom, I can only win so many spelling bees, geography bees, and bee-raising bees. I want to be in a fun contest with girls my own age.
Quimby: All the girls your own age dropped out because they thought you were going to throw paint on them to protest fake fur.
Lisa: Fake fur is manslaughter!
Quimby: Yes, well, since you're the only one left, you are the new Little Miss Springfield.
Little Miss Springfield: Wow, I don't know what to say!
Quimby: You can start by officiating the livestock competitions.

Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Officiate Contests
Time: 3h
Location: Fair Pavilion or Springfield Elementary
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
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Little Miss Springfield: This magnificent bovine takes top prize!
Cow: ...
Little Miss Springfield: What becomes of a prize-winning bull?
Farmer: Steak, hamburger, and -- just between you and me -- tofu.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 4

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Little Miss Springfield: I can't choose the animals that get led to slaughter!
Quimby: You must! It says so in the bylaws. It also says you're in charge of managing the town's DVR.
Little Miss Springfield: County fairs should champion progressive values of the twenty-first century like organic foods, sustainable farms, and free-range livestock.
Farmer: I think you're confusing the twenty-first century with the twentieth. Nowadays people only care about putting sriracha on things.
Ned: Normally, I'd side with Lisa, but I do love a burger topped with spicy chili sauce.
Homer: Finally, something stupid Flanders and I can agree on!

Task: Make Ned Have a Burger With Homer
Time: 3h
Location: Krusty Burger
Requires: Homer
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
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Homer: That hit the spot. I could go for a hot dog next!
Farmer: Those won't be ready until the "Miscellaneous" animal category is judged.

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 5

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Little Miss Springfield: This is terrible!
Farmer: Lisa, don't think of yourself as the judge who sentenced these animals to slaughter. Think of yourself as a DIFFERENT judge who denied their appeal.
Little Miss Springfield: That's it, I can't sit by anymore while we butcher animals in the name of “community”.
Little Miss Springfield: It's time to use a public position for something it was never intended for: a voice for change and awareness.

Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Protest
Time: 8h
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]
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Farmer: Who knew the farmin' business would be so controversial? First, they stole our markets, now this.
Farmer: If'n someone could find the funds to buy my place, well, they could have it, headache and all.
Little Miss Springfield: Is that so?

Pride and Pageantry Pt. 6

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Little Miss Springfield: You were right, Mayor. The bylaws say I have to judge the animals.
Little Miss Springfield: But it also says that I get to pick what we spend the community funds on.
Quimby: Why are we always giving power of attorney to children?! We should've learned our lesson when that Little League team instituted martial law!
Little Miss Springfield: I've decided that we're going to buy a community farm! And all the animals can live there in harmony and we'll all help out!
Moe: Somebody get me a pitchfork!
Little Miss Springfield: That's the spirit!
Moe: And a torch, too! Come on, mob, let's get her!

Task: Build Cheddarbarrel Farm
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Task: Place a Corn Field
Task: Make Lisa Hide From Mob
Time: 8h
Location: Corn Field
Task: Make Springfielders Search Corn Field [x5]
Time: 8h
Location: Corn Field
Task: Earn Prize Ribbons [x325]

On job start:
Little Miss Springfield: Jeez, everyone's so touchy when I decide to spend funds on frivolous, money-losing endeavors to clear my conscience.
Little Miss Springfield: At least the mob's pitchforks are doing a LITTLE bit of farming...
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Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

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Field of Schemes Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Little Miss Springfield: Now that I have the crown, I am finally in a position of respect.
Quimby: And with that position comes the perks, starting with a pager.
Little Miss Springfield: A pager? What, is Little Miss Springfield a ‘90s drug dealer?
Quimby: No, not anymore...
Quimby: The pager will let you know when to make appearances.
Little Miss Springfield: Appearances? But I wanted to champion-
Pager: *beep beep* Appearance required at Krusty Burger.
Little Miss Springfield: -worthy causes.

Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger

Krusty: And now to unveil the Junior Koronary Kids' Menu, Little Miss Springfield!
Little Miss Springfield: I can't endorse this! There are more calories in this than my dad's bacon-flavored toothpaste.
Little Miss Springfield: ...okay, fine, he just brushes his teeth with bacon!
Krusty: Your people signed you up for this, kid. It's in the contract. And if you don't wholeheartedly endorse the Heart Halter Sandwich, we'll sue your tiara off!

Field of Schemes Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Little Miss Springfield: I wonder what Krusty meant by “my people”? There's no one helping me with this. I asked Quimby what time it was and he left the state.
Pager: *beep beep* Appearance required at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
Little Miss Springfield: Looks like I don't have time to investigate either.

Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Appear at Cooling Towers
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building

On job start:
Mr. Burns: Once again we celebrate the annual waste flush into the Springfield River.
Little Miss Springfield: That's terrible! Who would endorse this?
Mr. Burns: Why, you, of course. As well as the fine folks at Fleishman's Industrial Flushers.

Field of Schemes Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Little Miss Springfield: I've got to figure out how these appearances are being booked.
Pager: *beep beep* Appearance required at Squidport.
Little Miss Springfield: Ugh, even the carnies from the fair are creeped out by Squidport. I need to get to the bottom of this.
Little Miss Springfield: I know, I'll use my all-access pass for the Town Hall records room!

Task: Make Little Miss Springfield Lisa Investigate Appearance Criteria
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Little Miss Springfield: Hmm, it says here, all that is needed to book an appearance is to use an online form.
Little Miss Springfield: A printout of the last ten appearances should tell me who booked them.
Little Miss Springfield: Oh great. It's printing on a dot matrix printer. There goes my afternoon.
Little Miss Springfield: My appearances were booked by…
Little Miss Springfield: Milhouse?!
Milhouse: Sorry to send you to all those horrible places, but I always thought you looked prettiest when you're filled with rage.
Little Miss Springfield: How do I look now?
Milhouse: Breathtaking.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

The Lenny's

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Lenny: Hey Homer, you've been nominated for three Lenny's!
Homer: Woohoo! I've heard it's an honor just to be nominated for things.
Homer: Wait, what's a Lenny?
Lenny: My annual awards. Carl usually wins, but I think you're going to give him a run for his money this year.
Homer: There's running involved?
System Message: In honor of the Simpsons getting some Emmy award nominations, you're getting some Donuts!

Quest reward: 3 Donuts
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