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Would anyone like some certified insightful advice? *now even higher level*

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  • jae_bazz wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    0Brooders0 wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    0Brooders0 wrote: »
    Can you explain the birds and the bees to me? ;)

    Yes. It is a euphemism for intercourse, used by parents who might be overcome by the vapours should they discuss such things directly.

    Vapours? :D

    The vapours...

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    Fun fact: you can eat a fair bit of that without any lasting damage. My son tested that out when he was a toddler. He clearly did not inherit my insight.

    or maaaaaaybe.... he's gained greater levels of insight from his experiments than we can even imagine.

    I dunno about that, but I do seem remember a very smooth and minty diaper afterwards, @jae_bazz...
  • tommy1724 wrote: »
    jae_bazz wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    0Brooders0 wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    0Brooders0 wrote: »
    Can you explain the birds and the bees to me? ;)

    Yes. It is a euphemism for intercourse, used by parents who might be overcome by the vapours should they discuss such things directly.

    Vapours? :D

    The vapours...

    anigif_enhanced-30596-1406223697-13.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

    Fun fact: you can eat a fair bit of that without any lasting damage. My son tested that out when he was a toddler. He clearly did not inherit my insight.

    or maaaaaaybe.... he's gained greater levels of insight from his experiments than we can even imagine.

    I dunno about that, but I do seem remember a very smooth and minty diaper afterwards, @jae_bazz...

    there you go, @tommy1724. your small human was an innovator in the fast paced industry of scented feces production. you must be so proud. :love:
  • jae_bazz wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    jae_bazz wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    0Brooders0 wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    0Brooders0 wrote: »
    Can you explain the birds and the bees to me? ;)

    Yes. It is a euphemism for intercourse, used by parents who might be overcome by the vapours should they discuss such things directly.

    Vapours? :D

    The vapours...

    anigif_enhanced-30596-1406223697-13.gif?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto

    Fun fact: you can eat a fair bit of that without any lasting damage. My son tested that out when he was a toddler. He clearly did not inherit my insight.

    or maaaaaaybe.... he's gained greater levels of insight from his experiments than we can even imagine.

    I dunno about that, but I do seem remember a very smooth and minty diaper afterwards, @jae_bazz...

    there you go, @tommy1724. your small human was an innovator in the fast paced industry of scented feces production. you must be so proud. :love:

    “Artisanal defecation”, you mean. Branding is important. There’s some economic insight for you, @jae_bazz
  • Hipster pooping :p
  • jae_bazz
    5730 posts Member
    edited November 2017
    Artisanal defecation. I'm dead. :D:D:D
  • jae_bazz wrote: »
    Artisanal defecation. I'm dead. :D:D:D

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  • jae_bazz wrote: »
    Artisanal defecation. I'm dead. :D:D:D

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    My insight (now LEVEL FOUR - just saying...) tells me you two rapscallions are trying to derail this thread. You know I can’t abide such chicanery. What if @moxxee has a concern round tostada etiquette, or @suetopia is struggling with her pathological tendency to create imaginary feline pets for other people? Let’s get back to sharing my forum certified insight, people.
  • Why do stars fall down from the sky?
  • Why do stars fall down from the sky?

    I’ve noticed it seems to happen every time you walk by, @rosesgirlnz...

  • What *is* the proper etiquette when sharing a tostada? #askingforafriend
  • jae_bazz wrote: »
    What *is* the proper etiquette when sharing a tostada? #askingforafriend

    Perhaps examples are the easiest way to explain.

    These guys are doing it right...
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    ...and these guys are doing it wrong...
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  • What is a tostada?
    And why do you share them?
  • Is "OK" a word or an abbreviation?
    It's both an initialism and not an initialism. It's not an abbreviation. Of course, it's a word, it has a meaning.

    OK stands for 'all correct'....as you can see, not the right letters. But it's not pronounced "awk" so it's not an acronym either.
    Here is my signature. Or maybe it's not.
  • What is a tostada?
    And why do you share them?

    It’s a taco that hasn’t founds its wings yet. :|
  • What is a tostada?
    And why do you share them?

    Literally, a flat circular hard tortilla, upon which one stacks whatever toppings seem right.

    Metaphorically, however, think of the tostada as the one thing in your life - perhaps family or career or faith - upon which everything rests and relies.
  • jae_bazz wrote: »
    What *is* the proper etiquette when sharing a tostada? #askingforafriend

    Are you really asking for a friend @jae_bazz?
    #askingforafriend
  • jae_bazz wrote: »
    What *is* the proper etiquette when sharing a tostada? #askingforafriend

    Are you really asking for a friend @jae_bazz?
    #askingforafriend

    Friendship is magic
  • tommy1724 wrote: »
    jae_bazz wrote: »
    What *is* the proper etiquette when sharing a tostada? #askingforafriend

    Are you really asking for a friend @jae_bazz?
    #askingforafriend

    Friendship is magic

    @tommy1724 knows this because of his friendship with his cat - the two are inseparable :grin:

  • suetopia wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    jae_bazz wrote: »
    What *is* the proper etiquette when sharing a tostada? #askingforafriend

    Are you really asking for a friend @jae_bazz?
    #askingforafriend

    Friendship is magic

    @tommy1724 knows this because of his friendship with his cat - the two are inseparable :grin:

    Have you ever actually seen us in the same room together?

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  • tommy1724 wrote: »
    suetopia wrote: »
    tommy1724 wrote: »
    jae_bazz wrote: »
    What *is* the proper etiquette when sharing a tostada? #askingforafriend

    Are you really asking for a friend @jae_bazz?
    #askingforafriend

    Friendship is magic

    @tommy1724 knows this because of his friendship with his cat - the two are inseparable :grin:

    Have you ever actually seen us in the same room together?

    batman-cat-mask-coverimage.jpg

    Hmmmm

    Are you saying this is a Polk-a-roo type situation?... :/

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