No turkey!?!
Nice try EA, but your veganism won't work. Thanksgiving is for eating a lot of food, turkey and hopefully watching the Cowboys lose. Homer better be eating turkey at the end of this event and the Meat Console better come down on them.
Lisa is no Oprah; because Oprah is powerful. All hail Oprah.
Lisa is no Oprah; because Oprah is powerful. All hail Oprah.
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Sorry but Santa's Little Helper ate your Turkey this year.
I plan to have Homer in the turkey stuffer all Thanksgiving Day. Because that's what this holiday is about...ok maybe it's about a little more, but for Homer, food is the main event!
Me too. What the fluff, EA?
Why not wait until Thanksgiving day as they could give it to us then.
In the Sea Org, with L.Ron Hubbert, 'tis his meat?
Despair should we that ne'er will EA again excrete
This most wanted NPC, nor shall we meet?
Nay in Winter, nay in times of heat;
At NoWhen doth my Springfield feel complete
Without the stalking of tiny turkey feet
Withheld so long , as the years retreat
Into the gobble gobble of defeat.
Oh Turkey- O, Oh Turkey neat,
Wherefore art thou, absent my Street.
In friends' towns, where tapping is sweet,
Is the turkey yet found, and O what a treat
To spy it there, to fly to where its feathered seat
Remains poofy & intact, where no deceit
Can change the fact this NPC denied to me
Still yearningly attracts the notice of Skyfinger ,
Who upon turkey sightings will linger
And tap wholeheartedly as if to entreat
The flightless bird atop concrete
To come away with me, silently, discreet,
To my town, to walk and squawk and bleat,
To be, at long last, my Turkey o' the Street.
Understood. For the record, I am envious of your foul poetry skills. You have a gift.
Classic stuff. I dig up that episode to watch it every few years on Thanksgiving.
Me too. Especially cooked at 425° F.
I feel the same about corned beef.
Used to be a snappy comeback to something another kid would say during the mid 1980s.
Re: corned beef.
Yes. Tastes real good when you buy it on discount right after St. Patrick's Day when the store is scared of how they've got a huge pile of it still sitting there.