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Nice try EA, but your veganism won't work. Thanksgiving is for eating a lot of food, turkey and hopefully watching the Cowboys lose. Homer better be eating turkey at the end of this event and the Meat Console better come down on them.

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  • I'd rather you have cared about the lack of NPC turkeys roaming around. According to the splashscreen, that is missed!
    Here is my signature. Or maybe it's not.
  • By the end of this mini event, I best be seeing as many turkeys as the splash screen
  • I was so hoping for the NPC Turkey to return this year :/
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  • 0Brooders0 wrote: »
    I was so hoping for the NPC Turkey to return this year :/

    Sorry but Santa's Little Helper ate your Turkey this year.
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    TOUK is the best also have you considered Nuking
  • Mmmmm...turkey...

    I plan to have Homer in the turkey stuffer all Thanksgiving Day. Because that's what this holiday is about...ok maybe it's about a little more, but for Homer, food is the main event!
  • 0Brooders0 wrote: »
    I was so hoping for the NPC Turkey to return this year :/

    Me too. What the fluff, EA?
  • petehd14 wrote: »
    0Brooders0 wrote: »
    I was so hoping for the NPC Turkey to return this year :/

    Me too. What the fluff, EA?

    Why not wait until Thanksgiving day as they could give it to us then.
    TOUK is the best also have you considered Nuking
  • They usually give us those cornucopias. I have three and I've never purchased one.
  • moxxee
    7717 posts Member
    I like turkeys
  • Qbert, where be me turkey of the street?
    In the Sea Org, with L.Ron Hubbert, 'tis his meat?
    Despair should we that ne'er will EA again excrete
    This most wanted NPC, nor shall we meet?
    Nay in Winter, nay in times of heat;
    At NoWhen doth my Springfield feel complete
    Without the stalking of tiny turkey feet
    Withheld so long , as the years retreat
    Into the gobble gobble of defeat.
    Oh Turkey- O, Oh Turkey neat,
    Wherefore art thou, absent my Street.
    In friends' towns, where tapping is sweet,
    Is the turkey yet found, and O what a treat
    To spy it there, to fly to where its feathered seat
    Remains poofy & intact, where no deceit
    Can change the fact this NPC denied to me
    Still yearningly attracts the notice of Skyfinger ,
    Who upon turkey sightings will linger
    And tap wholeheartedly as if to entreat
    The flightless bird atop concrete
    To come away with me, silently, discreet,
    To my town, to walk and squawk and bleat,
    To be, at long last, my Turkey o' the Street.
  • moxxee
    7717 posts Member
    ^ @ArmpitAttack :D:D Love it! Do you also do turkey haiku? Please, I need to know.
  • The intense feeling that comes over me when it's time for poultry poetry doesn't really fit into a haiku. The emotions can't be restrained like a haiku deserves. So no.
  • I got your turkeys right here:
    What part of "unsolicited friend requests are all denied" do you NOT get?
  • moxxee
    7717 posts Member
    The intense feeling that comes over me when it's time for poultry poetry doesn't really fit into a haiku. The emotions can't be restrained like a haiku deserves. So no.

    Understood. For the record, I am envious of your foul poetry skills. You have a gift.
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  • I got your turkeys right here:

    Classic stuff. I dig up that episode to watch it every few years on Thanksgiving.
  • shoskin
    99 posts Member
    edited November 2017
    moxxee wrote: »
    I like turkeys

    Me too. Especially cooked at 425° F.
  • I should have a gaggle by now.
    Make Nightmare Pile like Zombie Sandwich. All kids trick or treat at once.
  • I’m a meat eater, but Turkey, yuck.
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  • adruralo wrote: »
    I’m a meat eater, but Turkey, yuck.

    I feel the same about corned beef.
  • adruralo wrote: »
    but Turkey
    Turkey ❤️❤️❤️❤️!
    Used to be a snappy comeback to something another kid would say during the mid 1980s.

    Re: corned beef.
    Yes. Tastes real good when you buy it on discount right after St. Patrick's Day when the store is scared of how they've got a huge pile of it still sitting there.
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