What have you done with your... DIGNITY??

heshmonstre

heshmonstre wrote:

I've placed mine between the I have no life and the must keep whacking until I tap enough fake snakes to get a fake motel with a fake attractive girl without paying for fake donuts with real money. It fits in quite nicely there.
What have you done with yours?

LOL best post I've seen in over a week, made me laugh like a loon.

I've been done with two towns for days and only go into them in the mornings to set the 24-hour tasks. I'm not even whacking snakes anymore or placing eggs. I'm done! It's recovery from the craziness of this event time.

I put myself on a schedule where I would just visit neighbors towns (in both games) throughout the day. It helped me get to the goal, this is an event that rewards those willing to put in the mind numbing grueling task of visiting friends and whacking snakes.

mwdalton

Can we have a screenshot of that? I'm finding it hard to picture

AwesomeMallis

mwdalton wrote:

Can we have a screenshot of that? I'm finding it hard to picture

Yes please

heshmonstre

mwdalton wrote:

Can we have a screenshot of that? I'm finding it hard to picture

How's that?

mmmmdonuts0

I think with every snake you tap a part of your dignity vanishes and you are left with an egg. I can't wait till its finished - maybe the dignity will come back. At least I haven't taken my tablet to the toilet yet.

I bet the guys at EA are laughing at us.

Don_Have_A_Cow

I can't find mine. I had it before I started tapping but as soon as I tapped my very first snake it disappeared. I tried resetting the game. I even uninstalled and reinstalled the app (5 times) but I still can't find it. I guess it's in my inventory somewhere! 8)

AwesomeMallis

heshmonstre wrote:

mwdalton wrote:

Can we have a screenshot of that? I'm finding it hard to picture

How's that?

edit: couldn't believe it 'til I saw it

lissarv68

Don_Have_A_Cow wrote:

I can't find mine. I had it before I started tapping but as soon as I tapped my very first snake it disappeared. I tried resetting the game. I even uninstalled and reinstalled the app (5 times) but I still can't find it. I guess it's in my inventory somewhere! 8)

LOL.....that is all.....just laughing at the inventory comment.

tobypine2

When I came into work this morning I left it outside playing in a mud puddle with my sense of decorum and not giving a poop



They seemed like they were fine and ill pick em back up on the way home, where I've given up trying to play this game due to kids lol

heshmonstre

lissarv68 wrote:

Don_Have_A_Cow wrote:

I can't find mine. I had it before I started tapping but as soon as I tapped my very first snake it disappeared. I tried resetting the game. I even uninstalled and reinstalled the app (5 times) but I still can't find it. I guess it's in my inventory somewhere! 8)

LOL.....that is all.....just laughing at the inventory comment.

I'm afraid that as per EA rules and regulations your dignity is non refundable. You can try contacting them maybe they'll give you 10 donuts for it.

I've got about 1500 to go. I'm gonna make it but im all tapped out. How does that quote go again? 
"no motel and no miss Springfield make homer something something" ?

petergeenen

NeoSEC28

heshmonstre wrote:

mwdalton wrote:

Can we have a screenshot of that? I'm finding it hard to picture

How's that?

I had to read that twice :thumbup:

pinklittlebirdie

My dignity was gone well before I started playing this game... but it's not coming back with the spreadsheet I made for whacking day

lvlimestoner

Honestly, after completing the marathon run at this nonsense I'm content to never play this game again.

I did Christmas and Valentine's Day, and to me, both of those were just about perfect. This was too much.

I also can't figure out how a week into it, people were already done. Either they just have no concept of what money is and they buy the overpriced doughnuts, or they literally just cycle through friends to do snakes...but.. I dunno.

I also learned that about a third of the people who play this game just make farm towns or put crap wherever there's room and don't care about trying to make an interesting town. I don't, frankly, understand that either.

Whatever.

I'm done. No more goddamned eggs.

chindogger

AwesomeMallis wrote:

heshmonstre wrote:

mwdalton wrote:

Can we have a screenshot of that? I'm finding it hard to picture

How's that?

edit: couldn't believe it 'til I saw it

. I love this...lol....

OMAHGOONESS

I have loads of dignity! ADD ME

kevwha22

HAHAHAHA the screenshot with homer and dignity is about the funnniest thing ive ever read on here LOL thank you all.

Mine is hidden in the back of my office, I just went to visit it, but i was distracted bc my stumps, logs, and rock were ready to spawn.

Mull1966

My imaginary friend thinks dignity is stupid!

Search1990

Greatest......Thread.....Ever! I couldn't agree more with the op. It's gotten to the point where I take the ipad into the bathroom so the wife doesn't know I'm playing

Land0fComedy

kingcoopzilla

Should get the coliseum today. Its been a pain I the * though fitting this in around a job and a baby!