Krusty's Clown College needs to be added in TSTO!
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Yes yes yes I would love that
"Told you we should've brought more than three bullets,lets just grab him"
"Told you we should've brought more than three bullets,lets just grab him"
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Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.
Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use
some -- [a shot rings out] aah! [Ned collapses]
[he gets up slowly] Wow! Lucky I always keep a bible close to
my heart -- [boom!] aah! [Ned collapses]
[he gets up] Ho ho, lucky I was wearing an extra large piece of
the True Cross today. I think I'll go inside.
[a shot hits Homer's pick axe]
Homer: What keeps doing that?
Tony: I told you we should have bought more than three bullets. Let's just grab him! Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not
him...I'm Homer Simpson!
Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumbel.
Legs: The same Barney Gumbel who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my _real_ name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! --
Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about
Organized Crime?
[later]
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to
the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
This, this has to be my favorite episode! Lol :thumbup:
:!:
It's the Krusty the Klown Show. Krusty rides out on a bicycle, in front
of the camera and off to the side. He rides back on a smaller bike,
then a smaller one still, then a smaller one still, until he's riding a
bicycle no more than six inches tall. He does a loop-the-loop around a
metal track without falling off, then poses triumphantly on one knee,
tossing the bicycle into the air and swallowing it. The children cheer
happily.
Lisa: When Krusty wants to, he can still blow 'em away.
Bart: Yes. He can take a simple, everyday thing like eating a bicycle
and make it funny.
-- Bart and Lisa marvel at the Klown, "Homer the Clown"
"See you tomorrow, kids!" Krusty laughs, "but before I go, I'd just
like to say --" He opens his mouth and a bicycle bell rings. The
children cheer; Krusty waves as the curtain falls. Once it falls, his
grin turns somber. He pulls out a pack of cigarettes.
Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette...unless it's a
cigarette lit with a $100 bill!
[tosses a burning $100 bill away]
[hands bundles of cash to his aides] Put five thousand bucks on
the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My
house is dirty; buy me a clean one.
[walks into his office, closes the door]
Bill: Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you your spending --
Krusty: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Bill: [exasperated] Yes, but she's still --
Krusty: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!
Woman: [over intercom] George Carlin on three.
Krusty: [answers it] Yeah?...Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You
Can't Say on TV" bit was _entirely_ different from _your_ "Seven
Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. ...So I'm a thief, am I? Well,
excuuuse me! [to his accountant] Give him ten grand.
Woman: Steve Martin on four.
Krusty: Ten grand.
-- Krusty learns the value of paying people off, "Homer the Clown"
Just then, Fat Tony walks into Krusty's office, two of his henchmen in
tow.
Tony: Krusty, with regards to the large wager you made on yesterday's
horse race --
Krusty: Aw, come on, let -- how about letting me go double or nothing on
the big opera tonight?
Tony: Who do you like?
Krusty: The tenor!
Tony: [thinks] OK. But we're only letting the bet ride because you
crack us so consistently up.
-- Krusty's gambling racketeers, "Homer the Clown"
Fat Tony and his men leave.
Bill: You've got to stop blowing your money like this, Krusty.
Krusty: No can do.
[lights a cigarette with an original Superman comic]
Bill: And those ridiculous bets you make...gambling is the finest
thing a person can do _if_ he's good at it, but you haven't
won anything in months.
Krusty: So? I'll just make some more money. Crank out some cheesy
merchandise.
Bill: But you've already merchandised everything: Krusty's Monopoly
Game, the Krusty Krowd Kontrol Barrier..._nothing_ is selling
any more, not even your new Lady Krusty line.
Krusty: But our infomercials are running 24 hours a day!
[flips TV on]
[a woman goes over her upper lip with a chomping Krusty
shaver-type thing]
Johnny: So, what do you think of the Lady Krusty Mustache Removal
System now, Angelique?
Angelique: It's Krusteriffic, Johnny Unitas. But is my upper lip
supposed to bleed like this?
Johnny: Probably.
-- Truth in advertising, "Homer the Clown"
Bill: At this rate you'll be broke in a month. The only thing left to
do is...open a Clown College and train some regional Krustys.
Krusty: You mean like that bozo, Bonko the Clown?
Bill: Exactly.
Krusty: Forget it. I'll just cut back on the condor egg omelettes.
Mmm, a couple of those would be tasty right now.
Bill: I'll found the college tomorrow.
[Krusty lights a cigarette with a string of pearls]
-- Endangered omelettes, "Homer the Clown"
In the middle of driving down the highway, Homer skids to a halt in
front of a billboard.
Homer: [gasps] It must be the first of the month: new billboard day!
[a car-carrying truck stops behind him]
[a bunch of cars drive onto it accidentally]
Driver: Heh heh heh...finders keepers. [drives off]
Homer: [reading] "This year, give her English muffins." Whatever you
say, Mr. Billboard! [skids off]
[stops suddenly at another billboard for barbeque sauce]
[cars collide behind him and explode]
Homer: [reading] "Best in the West." Heh heh heh, that rhymes!
[looking at the next one] "Clown college"? You can't eat that.
-- Homer's billboard-judging criteria, "Homer the Clown"
At the power plant, Homer piles his purchases (including MSG, "Best in
the West", and English muffins) at his work station. "Well, I got
everything I was supposed to get. I'm not going to enroll in that clown
college, though...that advertisement had absolutely no effect on me
whatsoever. In his daydream, he imagines himself sleeping and dreaming
of himself eating a sandwich. The billboard for the clown college
batters its way into his thoughts. The Krustys on the billboard start
dancing to circus music.
Lenny walks in: "Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be
monitoring is on fire." Through Homer's eyes, Lenny is a dancing clown.
Four clowns roll out of a safety door and start dancing sitting down (in
actuality, it's Charlie and three other men trying to put out their
burning clothes). Homer chuckles to himself. "Clowns are funny..."
At dinner that night, Homer scoops a large pile of mashed potatoes onto
his plate and shapes it carefully into a circus tent with his fork.
"Mom?" Lisa asks worriedly. "I think I'll have some wine," responds
Marge. Homer looks up to see his family dressed like clowns, holding
miniature billboards advertising the clown college and dancing to circus
music. "Marge...?" asks Homer slowly. "Yes, Homey?" answers the clown
Marge, starting to hum circus music.
Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm
going to clown college! [leaves]
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
-- "Homer the Clown"
{Marge dresses Homer in a grey suit.}
Homer: {Hurry up! It's my first day of clown college.}
Marge: {Hold still, Homer. Don't squirm!}
Homer: {[squirming] I _am_ holding still. I _am_ squirming.}
Bart: {Dad, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's
sacrilege. He's a one-and-only. I mean, he invented the pie-
fight, the pratfall, and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know.}
Lisa: {Yeah, Dad, it was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off
as Tom Bosley, but Krusty?}
Homer: {You weren't complaining when I got you this close to Chachi.}
Bart: {[pauses] [looks at Lisa] What's a Chachi?}
-- It's like a hibachi, only funnier, "Homer the Clown"
At Krusty's Clown College (formerly Willie Nelson's house), Krusty
addresses the enrollees.
Krusty: All right, now there can only be one Krusty in each territory,
so I hope this works out. Tell me where you're from.
Man 1: Georgia.
Texan 1: Texas.
Texan 2: Uh, Brooklyn.
Man 2: Russia.
Man 3: New Hampshire.
Homer: Homer.
-- Homer from Bonerland, "Homer the Clown"
Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those
are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy!
Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my
life.
[back in the classroom]
Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk.
Cucamonga. Seattle --
Homer: [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.
Krusty: [groans]
-- The trials of teaching Homer, "Homer the Clown"
Krusty: And now, everybody's favorite, the Spin Cycle Fantastique trick!
It's a great piece of buffoonery if you pull it off, but if you
blow it, you'll look like a fool.
[Homer gets on the little bike and wobbles]
Homer: Steady...steady...[crashes through ramp]
[back in class]
Krusty: Now, when the wealthy dowager comes in, the party's over, right?
Wrong!
[throws pie into dowager's face; her head cracks the wall]
Homer: [taking notes] Kill wealthy dowager.
-- The trials of teaching Homer, part deux, "Homer the Clown"
Homer tries the Spin Cycle trick again, but his pants get caught in the
pedals and pulled off him. "Burn that seat," Krusty orders.
Back in class...
Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each. But get a
cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs
of every kid in the room! What's _that_ going to cost you?
[to accountant] Hey, Bill, what did that cost us?
-- Krusty teaches balloon animal art, "Homer the Clown"
Homer tries the Spin Cycle trick once more, but when he gets to the ramp
the torsion twists it around his body.
At home, Homey puts the finishing touches on his clown makeup. To his
credit, he looks just like Krusty except for the missing tuft of green
hair on his head. Turning around, he sprays Bart in the face with
Seltzer.
Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's
you.
Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot!
[bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]
Lisa: Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
Homer: Well, it _was_ my major.
-- With a minor in dirty limericks, "Homer the Clown"
Graduation day arrives. Krusty addresses the first class.
Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will
now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets,
and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot
clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean,
sheepskins.
[everyone lines up]
[Krusty hands out the first one]
[he shakes the man's hand and shocks him with a joy buzzer]
Man: [walking up] This is the happiest day of my li -- ow!
Krusty: Heh heh.
Homer: [grabs his diploma] Got it! No shock for me, hee hee! [runs
off]
Krusty: Oh yeah?
[Krusty pounces on him and shocks him repeatedly]
-- Those goofy clown graduations, "Homer the Clown"
[End of Act One. Time: 7:56]
A pile of giant hamburgers rests in front of a new Krusty Burger
restaurant. An assembled crowd of children cheer.
Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one
with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute: Krusty the
Klown!
[sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder]
[he smashes through the hamburger display; his parachute
floats gently after him]
Homer: [dazed] [laughs like Krusty]
Children: Yay!
Homer: [reading monotonically] "To audience: I now proclaim this new
burger...for sale!"
Children: Yay!
Homer: [sees emcee motioning, laughs like Krusty]
[Homer does some inept cartwheels] Oh...save me.
Children: Yay!
[a **** in a prison outfit and mask walks out]
Child: It's the Krusty Burglar!
Homer: Ohmigod! He's stealing all the burglars! Why you little --
[jumps Krusty Burglar, starts pummeling him]
Emcee: Oh, Homer, it -- it's all -- it -- it's all j -- jus -- just
an act!
Child: [crying] Stop! Stop, he's already dead.
[two men drag Homer off]
Emcee: Er, Krusty the Klown, everybody!
[a few children clap; the rest are too horrified]
Burglar: Please look at my Medic Alert bracelet...
-- The dedication that shouldn't have been, "Homer the Clown"
Homer drives off to his next engagement -- a birthday party at
Milhouse's. The children cheer as he skids onto the lawn, losing a tire
and crashing into a tree. A second later, he flies out the windshield
and lands face down in front of the porch. "Hey, hey," he moans weakly.
Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that...and...
put that in there, and you...ah! There's your giraffe, little
girl.
Ralph: I'm a boy!
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
Milhouse: Well, I guess you're pretty impressed, huh, Bart? _My_ Dad
got Krusty the Klown to personally appear at my party.
Bart: Ehh, I have a feeling I could get him to appear at my house.
Milhouse: Ho ho, I don't know, Bart. My Dad's a pretty big wheel down
at the cracker factory.
-- A big salted wheel, that is, "Homer the Clown"
Homer dances in front of the children while they throw stuff that
splatters at him. He gets sick of it soon enough, and collapses into an
arm chair. "Uh, it's not 5:30 yet," Mr. Van Houten reminds him, so
Homer gets back up and dances some more.
At work, Homer sits tiredly at his station.
Lenny: Hey: nice threads.
Homer: Whew, I'm beat. And after work I've got to dedicate a new Jiffy
Lube and cohost the Ace Awards.
Lenny: Wow! Jiffy Lube!
Carl: Boy, you're really running yourself ragged.
Homer: Yeah. When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be
nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell
you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their
little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with
something.
-- Clowning breeds cynicism, "Homer the Clown"
At the Ace Awards, * Cavett stands at the podium.
*: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to
say...I know Woody Allen.
[a couple of people clap halfheartedly]
Homer: And now the winner for the most promising new series on
cable: "Old Starsky and Hutches". [funky music starts]
Announcer: Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy
Bear.
[after the show]
*: Let's walk and talk. I, uh, I have some wonderful stories
about other famous people that include me in some way.
Homer: Er, can't, I gotta go distract bulls at a rodeo.
*: Hey, me too. We can go together.
Homer: Um...no, I'm going a different way than you, *.
*: Heh heh, your...churlish attitude reminds me of a time I was
having dinner with Groucho and --
Homer: Look, you're going to be having dinner with Groucho tonight
if you don't beat it.
-- Homer does the Ace Awards, "Homer the Clown"
Homer rues his decision to become a clown on the drive.
Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs,
and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no
business being a clown! I've leaving the clowning business to
all the other clowns in the clowning business.
[a siren sounds behind him]
Aw, no.
Wiggum: [getting out of his car] Well, well, well, Velocity Boy, I'm
going to give you the biggest ticket you -- hey! Krusty!
Homer: I'm not Krusty.
Wiggum: Oh, to think I was going to give _you_ a ticket. Krusty the
Klown.
Homer: [annoyed] I am _not_ Krusty!
Wiggum: Hey Krusty, Krusty, remember the time we got loaded and set
those beavers loose in that pine furniture store? [laughs] Ah,
memories. [rips ticket up] All right, you take it easy, Krusty.
[drives off]
Homer: Hey, he didn't give me a ticket! This is an intriguing
development...
-- Intriguing, indeed, "Homer the Clown"
Homer discovers just how intriguing at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Homer: [gasps] You mean I get five percent off on everything in the
store just because I look like -- I mean, just because I _am_
Krusty the Klown?
Apu: How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy
magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year?
[quietly] Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of "Gigantic
*".
[holds up magazine with a large **** on it]
-- The upside of mistaken identities, "Homer the Clown"
Homer takes his family to Luigi's restaurant.
Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm
Krusty and give us free stuff. I've been getting free stuff
all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint. [holds
one up] Look at it!
Marge: I'm not saying it won't work, I'm just saying it's dishonest.
Homer: Well if we agree, then why are we arguing?
[they walk into the restaurant]
Luigi: Hey, Krusty! Hey, ooh, beautiful date-a tonight, huh? And
such-a lovely children you have-a now.
Bart: I'm more striking than lovely.
Luigi: You come-a with me -- come-a with Luigi! You don't want to
sit with the rest of these-a scum.
Everyone: Hey! What do you call that? etc.
Luigi: I only-a consider you scum compared-a to Krusty.
Everyone: Ah! Oh, well, right. I can see that, etc.
Luigi: Yeah, you see how you scum.
-- Homer (er, Krusty) takes the family for dinner, "Homer the Clown"
Krusty's woes with Fat Tony continue. He and Bill watch TV with Fat
Tony and his two henchmen.
Bill: Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made
franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem
Globetrotters?
Krusty: Oh, I thought the Generals were due!
[TV shows a Globetrotter spinning the ball as Generals watch]
He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it, take the
ball.
[the Globetrotter kicks it into the net behind him]
That game was fixed. They were using a freakin' ladder, for
gods' sakes.
-- Krusty learns the Globetrotter truth the hard way, "Homer the Clown"
Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College.
Tony: We have already taken it.
[at the college]
Man: Kids have a lot of money these days. So after you finish your
performance, you might consider robbing them.
Krusty: Look, what did I tell you? You can't get blood from a turnip.
You want to kill me? Go ahead and kill me.
[someone starts firing at him]
Oh! Hey! Hey, all right, OK, already! [firing stops] Look, we
can talk this over.
Tony: No more talk. It is time for us to take you for a ride.
Krusty: Oh, no...mind if I go to the bathroom first?
Tony: I see no harm in that.
[Krusty runs off, slams the bathroom door]
[a window slides open; a car speeds away; a plane flies
overhead]
Legs: When he's done in there, I gotta go.
-- "Homer the Clown"
[End of Act Two. Time: 14:45]
Fat Tony and his henchmen go cruising for Krusty.
Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check
out the East Side. Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys
I want a total world search.
Legs+Louie: Right, boss.
Homer: [at a car dealer] I want a free car because I'm Krusty.
Krusty the Klown? Get it? Krus -- [honks horn] -- ty!
[honk]
[Tony's car skids to a halt]
Tony: Cancel the world search.
Homer: I want everything that's coming to Krusty the Klown. Which
is me, Krusty!
Louie: [behind a fence with a rifle] Hey! It's Krusty, all right.
Should I shoot him gangland-style or execution-style?
Tony: Listen to your heart.
Salesman: Well I can't _give_ you the car, Krusty, but I _can_ let you
have this little number for practically nothing: only
$38,000.
[bullets hit the car]
Homer: [suspicious] Hey, what are all these holes?
Salesman: [quickly] These are speed holes. They make the car go
faster.
Homer: Oh, yeah. Speed holes!
[bullets riddle the car and smash the windshield]
Salesman: You want my advice? I think you should buy this car.
-- Instant depreciation, "Homer the Clown"
"We need more ammo," notes Fat Tony, "let's go to Big 5."
Krusty has gone to Switzerland for plastic surgery.
Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove
the bandages, don't be alarmed by the total stranger staring
back at you. [hands him a mirror]
Krusty: Aah! I look exactly the same, you moron!
Doctor: Ho ho, nonsense, Krusty: you look at least ten years younger!
Plus, I did your breasts.
Krusty: Does anyone hear me complaining about the breasts? Oh, what's
the use? I gotta go back to Springfield and face the music.
Can you loan me bus fair?
[the doctor stuffs a bill in Krusty's new cleavage]
[offended] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
-- "Homer the Clown"
Homer, meanwhile, uses a pickaxe to make some speed holes in his own
car.
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?
Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.
Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use
some -- [a shot rings out] aah! [Ned collapses]
[he gets up slowly] Wow! Lucky I always keep a bible close to
my heart -- [boom!] aah! [Ned collapses]
[he gets up] Ho ho, lucky I was wearing an extra large piece of
the True Cross today. I think I'll go inside.
[a shot hits Homer's pick axe]
Homer: What keeps doing that?
Tony: I told you we should have bought more than three bullets. Let's
just grab him!
-- Louie the henchman, not the marksman, "Homer the Clown"
In the car, Homer pleads with his captors.
Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not
him...I'm Homer Simpson!
Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
our club?
Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumbel.
Legs: The same Barney Gumbel who keeps taking picture of my sister?
Homer: Uh, actually, my _real_ name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! --
Joe Valachi!
Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about
Organized Crime?
[later]
Homer: Benedict Arnold!
Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to
the hated British?
Homer: D'oh!
-- Homer "Fletch" Simpson, "Homer the Clown"
Homer is sat in a chair and a bright spotlight shone on him. An elderly
man in a black coat walks in.
Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand] Don
Vittorio DiMaggio.
Homer: [sadly] Krusty the Klown.
Vittorio: Sorry I have to do this, Krusty. [pulls a gun]
[points it at Homer, cocks trigger]
I cannot do it. To murder a funny man of such genius would be
a crime. Ah, tell you what, Krusty: do for me my favorite
trick where you ride the little bike for me through the loop,
and I will let you live.
Homer: Oh, but I've never been able to do that --
[trigger is ****] Hey, how about if I just squirt you in
the face with my boutoniere?
[trigger cocks more] OK.
-- The power of persuasion, "Homer the Clown"
Homer grabs a little bike and frets, "I'll never be able to do this
trick. Never!" At Vittorio's prodding, he balances on the bike and
succeeds in riding it towards the loop. "Hey! I'm doing it, I'm doing
it!" he cries gleefully, riding up the loop -- but as he gets to the
top, he slides back down to the bottom again. "Ta da," he finishes
lamely.
Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -- [cocks gun]
Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly
game of cat and mouse going. I'll come back.
Legs: [gasps] I'm seeing double here: four Krustys!
Homer: Krusty! Oh thanks, thanks a lot. You came here to save me!
Krusty: [slowly] Yeah, that's what I did.
Vittorio: My apologies to you. I almost made a grievous error. [cocks
gun at Krusty] Goodbye, Krusty.
Krusty: Wait: he can't kill anybody if he doesn't know which one is
the real Krusty.
[grabs Homer by the head and plays the shell game with
himself and Homer]
Vittorio: I am confused.
Homer: Heh heh. Good one, Krusty.
[Vittorio cocks the gun at Krusty]
Krusty: Oh, crap.
-- That's putting it mildly, "Homer the Clown"
Vittorio menaces, "Because of that disrespectful display, I shall now
kill both of you -- unless you _both_ go through the loop...together!"
The two klowns moan at the thought, but they try it, Krusty riding,
Homer perched on top. In his fear and in his attempt to hold tight,
Homer covers Krusty's eyes with his hands. Krusty admonishes him, but
they miss the loop entirely and ride up a pool cue right onto the pool
table. They ride straight into the racked-up Boston balls -- and sink
every one of them. The Italians are visibly impressed.
The antics don't stop there, however. The two klowns jump across a gap
onto the bar; Homer's head plays "The Godfather" theme music on the wine
glasses that dangle from the roof. "Ah!" gasp the Italians. Krusty
sees that the part of the bar that lifts up so the bartender can get out
is raised. Thinking quickly, he knocks it closed with seltzer. The
Italians even applaud, but Vittorio moans, "Ah, but without the loop it
is nothing," **** his gun again.
He's spoken too quickly -- Krusty and Homer fly off the bar, straight
towards the loop, and whizz around and around it many times. They fly
off together and skillfully land in the "Ta da!" pose; the miniature
bike flies towards them, and Krusty, although he opens his mouth to
catch it, is beaten to the punch by Homer, who swallows it and makes the
bell ring by opening his mouth.
Italians: Yay, Krustys! [applauding]
Vittorio: Grazie, grazie. You have a brought great joy to this old
Italian stereotype.
Legs: No, no, Don Vittorio, you're not --
Vittorio: Yes, I am, I know it, I am. Anyway, thank you, Krusty.
Krusty: You're welcome. So, uh, we're even now, huh?
Vittorio: No, we just won't kill you. But you still owe us the money.
[ominous] $48.
Krusty: [hands him a bill] Here's $50.
Vittorio: And two your change, and we thank you.
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