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We must build a bigly wall to keep Robo-Funzos out!
My fellow tappers
We are being invaded a wave of illegal alien Robo-Funzos that have come from outside our territory. I blame this entirely on my predecessors for not foreseeing this possibility, which was unforeseeable but was a foreseeable unforeseeability.
As your leader, I will build a huge wall to keep the Robo-Funzos out. It will be a massive wall, a bigly wall more bigly than any other wall ever in the history of history. I will get the Robo-Funzos and Rigelians to pay for this bigly wall - oh yes. This will make Springfield great again.
No thanks are necessary. To do this, all I demand is your total agreement, undying love and support, fervent gratitude and huge public displays of affection for me at all times.
I will put these Robo-Funzos and Rigelians in their place, and you are the ones who will do it! (In the event I don’t, this will be everyone’s fault but mine, for I am always right.)
KNEEL BEFORE TRUMP-ZOD, PITIFUL CREATURES!
We are being invaded a wave of illegal alien Robo-Funzos that have come from outside our territory. I blame this entirely on my predecessors for not foreseeing this possibility, which was unforeseeable but was a foreseeable unforeseeability.
As your leader, I will build a huge wall to keep the Robo-Funzos out. It will be a massive wall, a bigly wall more bigly than any other wall ever in the history of history. I will get the Robo-Funzos and Rigelians to pay for this bigly wall - oh yes. This will make Springfield great again.
No thanks are necessary. To do this, all I demand is your total agreement, undying love and support, fervent gratitude and huge public displays of affection for me at all times.
I will put these Robo-Funzos and Rigelians in their place, and you are the ones who will do it! (In the event I don’t, this will be everyone’s fault but mine, for I am always right.)
KNEEL BEFORE TRUMP-ZOD, PITIFUL CREATURES!
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Was wondering how long it would take before a sad, humourless nork to inject a moan into this. Another useless comment.
I liked it too! But I can also understand that Trump fans probably feel offended.
You do realise the game you play is based on a cartoon that takes great glee in parodying the politicians and powerful figures present and past, right? RIGHT? THAT’S THE JOKE, you numpty.
Bravo!!!
I'm a moderate and I'm not offended by this. I support some of Trump's policy decisions, but not everything. Even if I was die hard, pro 100% Trump, I'd still find it funny. Gotta have a sense of humor otherwise life is no fun!
Geez, 74 - you really weren’t kidding about your disdain for the funzos...
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It would still be funny without the politics. The name calling is pretty childish too but I digress. I will leave you to it. Enjoy yourselves
The illegal alien Robo-Funzos have invaded Springfield and taken our jobs, doing them for free when Springfielders could do them moderately goodly at a mere $25 per hour to a standard that will make the product last just slightly longer than the warranty period. That is why we must build the Robo-Funzo Wall & Roof at once so we can make Springfield great again!