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The Invasion Before Christmas: Act 2 Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited December 2017
The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 3 (Act 2)

If it wasn't completed in Act 1
Kang starts

Kodos: Kang, your plan to use Santa and his workshop was a total disaster! Much like your last birthday present to me.
Kang: You said, “Surprise me”. And you were very surprised when I got you nothing.
Kang: If we cannot control Santa, we will just have to pretend to be Santa.
Kang: And hand out our Invado-Bots disguised as an adorable animatronic toy.
Kodos: Right. The humans will just accept something from an octopus just because it's wearing a red hat.
Kang: No, because it's free, and Earthlings are cheap.

Task: Make Kang Re-Program Funzos
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kids Feel Something Amiss
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House

Kang: Phase one of operation Rule Yule is complete. Time to take a break and have some fun.
Duffman: That's why you invited me! Because there's nothing more fun than partying with Duffman.
Kang: No, there's nothing more fun than vaporizing Duffmen. Zap!

Quest reward: 400 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Invasion Is Snow Joke Pt. 4 (Act 2)

If it wasn't completed in Act 1
Kang starts

Santa Kang: Ho, ho, ho, larval human, the holidays have come early. Please enjoy this toy, which is in no way a sinister plant.
Bart: Less yakkin' more unpackin', squid-breath.
Lisa: I don't trust this so-called “Santa”. Why is he handing out expensive devices for nothing? And why is his beard slick with drool?
Bart: What's not to trust? This is America, land of the free lunch.
Santa Kang: Yes, fear not, meddlesome hatchling! I am here in this joyous season to destroy your planet...with love.

Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Warn Bart
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Bart Ignore Lisa's Concerns
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Task: Make Springfielders Get Their Robo-Funzos [x10]
Time: 6s
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 1

Kang starts

Santa Kang: As the Rigellian saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, abase yourself before the supreme Rigellian dictator and try again.
Santa Kang: Also, I still have a few billion Robo-Funzos to get rid of. So I've added an Unbrainulizer Ray that enhances the human tendency to stare brainlessly at their phones.
Santa Kang: They will be completely helpless before our invasion. Ha, ha!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Excellent! I will continue to impersonate Santa's domestic partner. You know, this place could really use the patter of little feet.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: I think I'll import some elf-a-pillars from Rivendell IV.

Task: Make Santa Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Import Elf-a-Pillars
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 2

Kang starts

Santa Kang: I have initiated the Unbrainulizer Ray. The Robo-Funzos are turning the humans into defenseless prey.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Did you have to make them float right over the humans to do it? I mean, it's a little obvious.
Santa Kang: Oh, so it's not enough that I invent a weapon to utterly defeat mankind. Now it has to have more than a one-meter range.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: What's the point of us being Earth-married if I can't make positive suggestions?
Santa Kang: Let's not fight. We have some hypnotized humans who'll do anything we want. Let's have some fun.

Task: Make Santa Kang Give Silly Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Follow Orders
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Mrs. Kodos Claus: Oh, Kang, I love how you make my amusement bladder expramulate.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: The Robo-Funzos are back! They're floating over people, beaming into their brains.
Bart: Maybe it's one of those social media devices that corrects your posture and counts your steps.
Lisa: No! They're totally hypnotized by their phones. We have to use the Re-Gifting Machine to rid people of their robo-parasites!
Bart: Hypnotized, eh? Don't fire up that Re-Gifter until I make a four-fingered visit to the Kwik-E-Mart.

Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
Task: Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Shoplift
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Lisa: The Re-Gifting Machine didn't work. The people with parasitic Robo-Funzos are still hypnotized.
Bart: Dammit! If only I'd known; I could have raided the comic book store, too.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 4

Bart starts

Bart: All right, let's amp up the power on the Re-Gifting Machine and blow those No-Funzos away.
Professor Frink: Good glayvin, no! We have no idea what might happen to the victims if the Robo-Funzos' brain rays are interrupted.
Professor Frink: Their brains might be rewired to become mental vegetables. Or, alternately, mental geniuses. We just don't know!
Professor Frink: It's like climate change. Could be good, could be bad. Incidentally, I'm available as a paid consultant to the fossil fuel industry if anyone's interested.
Lisa: What do you recommend, then?
Professor Frink: Pray to whatever higher power you believe in.

Task: Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Tweet Krusty
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Krusty Ignore Tweets
Time: 12h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Unlock Gautama Buddha

Gautama Buddha: Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth.
Lisa: Buddha? You're real!
Gautama Buddha: As real as a butterfly that never flies, or a laugh that no one hears.
Lisa: You're real but you're like talking to Grampa.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 5

Lisa starts

Lisa: Lord Buddha, it's awesome you've come! Will you help us defeat the invasion of Robo-Funzos?
Gautama Buddha: Lisa, there are many deities. Or perhaps they are all aspects of one all-encompassing divinity. I know the answer, but I'm not telling. That's Buddhism for you.
Gautama Buddha: You must seek help from all systems of belief.
Bart: I get it. Sort of a Belief Systems Justice League.
Gautama Buddha: Or B.S. League for short!

Task: Make Buddha Contemplate His Navel
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Believe in B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos

Lisa: No sign of the rest of the B.S. League.
Gautama Buddha: Have faith they will come, otherwise they won't come. That's B.S. for you.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 6

Kang starts

Lisa: Lord Buddha, who's behind this terrible Robo-Funzo invasion?
Gautama Buddha: The disciple asks for guidance. But the master says, “do not ask what you already know”.
Lisa: Hm. Big holiday…sneaky invasion…master, I am enlightened! It's Kang and Kodos!
Gautama Buddha: Really? Didn't see that coming.
Gautama Buddha: Just kidding, of course I did. And now, let's de-incarnate some alien ****.

Task: Make Buddha Invoke the B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kang Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship

Santa Kang: You defeated us this time, but only because we weren't ready!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Yes, I had ginger cookies in the oven, and now they're ruined.
Bart: Stupid victory. I could've had ginger cookies!

Quest reward: 200 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 7

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: We slowed the aliens, but we didn't defeat them. We need more members of the Belief Systems League.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Did someone call for the Spirit of Kwanzaa?
Lisa: Fantastic! You're the first B.S. Leaguer here.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: I am? Dammit. I hate being the first to show up at a party. So uncool.
Lisa: That's okay, you can help put out the appetizers.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Dammit!

Task: Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 8

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: I wonder who'll be next to join our Belief Systems League party.
Shiva: You should be keeping a sharper lookout…oh, that's right you don't have a THIRD EYE.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Shiva, you old Lord of the Universe. Where's your wife Parvati?
Shiva: Back home looking after the kids, Ganesha and Kartikeya. Don't tell her I'm here.
Shiva: She thinks I'm at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I'm goofing off here, she'll turn into her aspect of Kali...Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Wrapped Papers

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 9

Gautama Buddha starts

Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: Our battles against the alien invaders are going great. We're beating the living drool out of them.
Shiva: Let's grab some manna. Anyone know a good lunch place?
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hear the words of the Angel of Yahweh! There's a great deli on Second Avenue.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Kreplach to die for. And I should know, eating too much is how I died the first time.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 30 Magic 2x4's

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 10

Gautama Buddha starts

Gautama Buddha: A fool says, “The bowl is full”. The wise man says, “We still need Jesus”.
Shiva: I think J.C. is mad about something.
Jesus Christ: Darn right. You guys keep forgetting my birthday!
Shiva: To me, the past and future are all one. It's no wonder I forget birthdays and anniversaries.
Jesus Christ: How does your wife Parvati like that excuse?
Shiva: Not a lot.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]

Gautama Buddha: It looks like we're half-way there!
Shiva: Would you say we might be living on a prayer?
Gautama Buddha: The wise man sleeps when the fool quotes pop music.
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 11

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: Wow, the Belief System League is amazing: representatives of Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, and, of course, Nguzo Saba.
Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: So that's what I am! *chuckles*
Bart: Seems like you're skipping something obvious.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Can't think of anything.
Bart: Unless you're scared to make fun of it.
Jesus Christ: Sky Finger isn't afraid to laugh at anything!
Bart: I'm talking about atheism.
Shiva: Oh, thank Us.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]

Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: We couldn't find anyone in America willing to admit to being an atheist.
Shiva: So we hired the toughest mythical pixie we could find...Jack Frost.
Jack Frost: I will frost your windows! Hee, hee, hee!

Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 30 Wrapped Papers

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 12

Gautama Buddha starts

Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert: The alien invaders are really strong. All the power of our various faiths is not enough.
Lisa: You need the one being that everyone on Earth worships.
Bart: Santa Claus, bringer of free stuff. And the most potent pixie on the planet.
Jack Frost: I'm a pixie. I'm powerful.
Jesus Christ: Yeah, right. What are you going to do, frost up the windows on the aliens' flying saucer?

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]

Lisa: Bart, Bart! I went to Santa's Castle, and they said they haven't seen him for weeks.
Lisa: His sleigh is parked by the alien base! They must've kidnapped him.
Bart: Then we're kidnapping him back. No one takes my Santa when he's a few days from handing out presents.

Quest reward: Santa Claus and 50 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 13

Gautama Buddha starts

Lisa: Well, we found Santa Claus. He wasn't kidnapped at all.
Bart: He was hanging out eating Mrs. Kodos Claus's sugar snaps.
Santa Claus: What? I like a good cookie. Besides, it's nice talking shop with someone else in the large-scale toy delivery business.
Jesus Christ: But you will help us defeat the aliens, right? Think of it as a birthday present to me.
Santa Claus: Again with the birthday guilt. Why couldn't Christmas be in June?

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens [x4]
Task: Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League [x2]
Task: Make Springfielders Put up With B.S.
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Quest reward: 400 Event Currency

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 14

Lisa starts

Lisa: Thank you, Belief Systems League! You destroyed the Rigellian ship!
Santa Kang: We would have won if Jack Frost hadn't iced up our windows.
Lisa: Lord Buddha, there're still a lot of Robo-Funzos around town? You'll get rid of them too, right?
Gautama Buddha: The most valuable thing in the world is the head of a dead Robo-Funzo, for no one can name its price.
Jesus Christ: I'm no Buddhist, but ten bucks says that means he ain't helping.

Task: Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Clean up the B.S. Mess Count: 10x
Time: 4h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 15

Kang starts

Santa Kang: I think the take-away message is clear: we should stick to Halloween updates.
Mrs. Kodos Claus: You don't think the message is: you're incompetent at any time of the year?
Kang: Yes, we were utterly defeated and humiliated at Christmas, but cheer up: it's Christmas!
Mrs. Kodos Claus: Well, I did make a ginger bread house. Care to join me in vaporizing it from space?
Kang: That's the holiday spirit!

Task: Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Kodos Drink Eggnog
Time: 8h
Location: Rigellian Christmas Spaceship
Task: Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess [x10]
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House

System Message: Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all!

Quest reward: $500 and 50 XP

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Task: Collect Sacred Tomes [x1000]
Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts, $100 and 10 XP
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  • looking forward to this Act
    Ah, just throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.
  • So the premium characters only earn event currency right at the end of act 2?

    I can see why people will be annoyed at buying skins for this. :/
    Be a part of another EA endorsed TSTO fan site at www.tapped-out.co.uk :)
  • When do we get Santa? Or is he “Annual Gift Man”? And if so, why does the script call him Santa?
  • meinaz
    5440 posts Member
    When do we get Santa? Or is he “Annual Gift Man”? And if so, why does the script call him Santa?

    You get Santa near the end of the boss battles.
  • Any one know how long the battles take? I assume they'll be 4 hours like they normally are. I think I'll only have one B's leaguer in Buddha so 1 day per part... Which says battle for times.
  • meinaz
    5440 posts Member
    eskymi wrote: »
    Any one know how long the battles take? I assume they'll be 4 hours like they normally are. I think I'll only have one B's leaguer in Buddha so 1 day per part... Which says battle for times.

    The battles are four hours. You have to get Kwanza Hibbert before they start, so you will have at least two battlers. You have to complete the battle four times with the B leaguers and twice with the Riggelians for each round.
  • meinaz wrote: »
    eskymi wrote: »
    Any one know how long the battles take? I assume they'll be 4 hours like they normally are. I think I'll only have one B's leaguer in Buddha so 1 day per part... Which says battle for times.

    The battles are four hours. You have to get Kwanza Hibbert before they start, so you will have at least two battlers. You have to complete the battle four times with the B leaguers and twice with the Riggelians for each round.

    Thanks! So I assume if I have two then each will count as one. And the two aliens would be Kang and kodos? So first four hours would complete the aliens and I would do hibbert and Buddha twice?
  • Anyone knows what happens if you unlock the Otto price, and you don’t have him as a character?
  • LFCMathis wrote: »
    Anyone knows what happens if you unlock the Otto price, and you don’t have him as a character?

    The skin just sits in storage, but you should be able to at least place the train down.

    (I have the Captain Bob costume sitting in storage from the Homerpalooza event, but I don't have Sideshow Bob.)
    Trying to control the horizontal & the vertical. Do not adjust your TV.
  • Anyone knows what happens if you unlock the Otto price, and you don’t have him as a character?
    LFCMathis wrote: »
    Anyone knows what happens if you unlock the Otto price, and you don’t have him as a character?

    The skin just sits in storage, but you should be able to at least place the train down.

    (I have the Captain Bob costume sitting in storage from the Homerpalooza event, but I don't have Sideshow Bob.)

    Thanks, but I got sideshow Bob from a mission to arrest him like 5 times. That was in the beginning of the game and I started this summer, so it might be new.
  • Skin costumes will remain in storage until you unlock the character it belongs to.
    Be a part of another EA endorsed TSTO fan site at www.tapped-out.co.uk :)
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