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**** Truth or Dare..... For eggs!!!! ***

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  • Sam32B
    33 posts
    edited May 2013
    Ohh god I wasn't expecting that to be answered haha! Add me: samb32 and ill send some eggs your way for the sheer effort!
  • sniperbabe423
    20 posts
    edited May 2013
    If you try to fail and succeed, what have
    you done?
    procrasinate. waste time.

    How is it one careless match can start a
    forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
    start a campfire?

    such is life, campfires are usually in pits. using available resources in areas that are not banned from campfires. gorest fires are usually dry.

    Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
    called rush-hour?
    because everyone else is in a hurry to get home. therefore its busy. not all streets are one way so it causes an annoying delay in trying to get home.

    What's the speed of dark? the speed of light

    If physics can predict lottery numbers,
    why are they still working? . physcics read minds, not read balls.

    If you run backwards will you gain weight? its still cardio and Excercise. you can gain weight if you run backwards back into the donut shop.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you need to
    buy her friends? same with tapped out characters . becomes a collection. barbies friends helped barbie become who dhe is today.

    What happens when you get scared
    half-to-death twice? you recover in between or lose it mentally and kill yourself.

    Can a blind person feel blue? they can feel blue. they cant see blue.

    How can a house burn up when it burns
    down? the fire lites up burns up in to flames the house then burns down

    Are you telling the truth when you lie in
    bed? depends if you are resting or talking

    If your vacuum cleaner really sucks, is it a
    bad thing? thats a good thing! unless it sucks at sucking

    How do you know when a Smurf
    suffocates? thats kinda racist ..he flops down to the ground and dies. Please don't strangle smurfs

    Despite the cost of living, why does it
    remain so popular? you get what you pay for

    If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
    would you know? im a kiwi, we use s's instead of Zs in our language. so quite often online dictionary is wrong. but im just smart. Otherwise I guess dictionary has overall power on how should be spelt

    In Chinese why are the words for crisis
    and opportunity the same? they're all secretly super heros. opportunities to crime fight.

    Why does X stand for a kiss? cause your lips cross up

    Why does O stand for a hug? cause ypur arms make an O

    Why is the alphabet in that order? because the person that w

    How does skating on thin ice get you into
    hot water? its freezing water. what a **** question

    Why are they called stands when there
    made for sitting? seats are called seats not stands. or is that the American slang?

    Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
    the unexpected expected? yes unfortunately. Nothing I could do would surprise my friends but would shick everyone else

    When cheese gets its picture taken what
    does it say? cheese. even cheese makes cheese smile

    Why are they called non-stick pans? Is
    there a law saying your not allowed to put
    sticks in them? its a verb not a noun. shhh lets put sticks in it. shhhh don't tell anyone. I live crunchy sticks nomnom nomnom

    Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
    opposites? its all about the manliness.

    If work is so terrific how come they have
    to pay you to do it? to ensure it gers done properly. professionalism

    Should crematoriums give discounts for
    those who died in fires? lol lol lol lol lol hahaha oops shouldn't laugh.
    No. their job is to do it properly provide all the ashes

    Is it possible to have a civil-war? a political discussion

    If the #2 pencil the most popular, why is it
    still #2? its his name . changing names all the time gets confusing

    Do tea makers have coffee breaks? everyone needs cofffffeeeeeeee

    Can fat people go skinny-dipping? no its *indecent* exposure

    Why do they announce power shortages
    on TV? because those that dont already know, will know. those not experiencing the difficulty that is

    Do you need a silencer when you shoot a
    mime? nah just go all out. .bang...kaboom!!

    Why do you press harder on the
    remote-control when you know the
    battery is dead? sometimes it has enough juice if you just *grunts ...ohhh see!

    How can batteries die? we all do at some stage

    If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
    its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
    will it be?

    Why are buildings called buildings when
    there finished? Shouldn't they be called
    builts? true. lets just change it to builts. tell all friends and family.

    Why is abbreviated such a long word? so it can be abrv. itself.

    Why is it that when you tell a man there
    are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
    when you tell him there's wet paint he has
    to touch it? the average society is generally lazy stupid and falls for reverse physcology. a motivated person would go count the stars

    Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'? lets Google him, stalk him and kill him!

    Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
    do is called 'practice'? practice majes perfect, but bags last!

    Would a fly without wings be called a
    walk? it wouldnt be called a fly. id call it a grot if I had a choice

    If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
    homeless or naked? party naked turtle

    Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? they don't contain meat.

    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
    injections?
    most people dont like aids on the side


    wow I did it.... Sniperbabe423
    Took u long... How was it going to "Google" and looking up those answers! :lol: [/quote] I didn't google any of them. theyre all my creative answers.
  • sniperbabe423
    20 posts
    edited May 2013
    Ok I'll bite. Truth - are you really a guy? :shock:

    50 eggs


    Nope... im a 26 y.o female kiwi :)
  • edited May 2013
    Kiwi? Oh my god, you're a fruit? I need picture proof.

    After that ill work on some dares for the other 1k+ eggs I have. :twisted:
  • XxEpicnezzxX
    1367 posts
    edited May 2013
    Where are the extreme dares! C'mon guys this not elementary school, this is high school 4 :cry: out loud! :mrgreen::wink: :twisted:
  • Sam32B
    33 posts
    edited May 2013
    WE WANT THE JUMP
    WE WANT THE JUMP
    WE WANT THE JUMP
  • SuperMario643000
    1589 posts
    edited May 2013
    I'll tell you what, I will now do an stunt and then you must do your jump. here I go,
    Mario_you_phail.gif
  • DL845
    7 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    Awesome tread! Makes me wish I had kept back some eggs...
  • XxEpicnezzxX
    1367 posts
    edited May 2013
    I'll tell you what, I will now do an stunt and then you must do your jump. here I go,
    Mario_you_phail.gif
    Hahaha, jajaja! C'mon ladies, give him a hardcore challenge! :twisted: :mrgreen:
  • verov143
    689 posts
    edited May 2013
    Pull a bart and skateboard naked. :shock: Ok, ok u may cover your lady parts :P I have 100 eggs but I'm sure others will pitch in 8)
  • SuperMario643000
    1589 posts
    edited May 2013
    Swallow wet cement. 500 eggs. (Wow, this is more fun than I'd had in a while. November was my last apernce in a game.)
  • SuperMario643000
    1589 posts
    edited May 2013
    300 eggs.
    1) Walk up to a stranger
    2) pull his shirt off
    3) run.
  • XxEpicnezzxX
    1367 posts
    edited May 2013
    verov143 wrote:
    Pull a bart and skateboard naked. :shock: Ok, ok u may cover your lady parts :P I have 100 eggs but I'm sure others will pitch in 8)
    Hahaha :lol: Keep the flow ladies, bring in great and awesome dares! :mrgreen:
  • XxEpicnezzxX
    1367 posts
    edited May 2013
    500 eggs! Go up to a person while texting and say, "My cell phone now!" Rite after that take it and run for ur life!!! :mrgreen:
  • SuperMario643000
    1589 posts
    edited May 2013
    Walk into someone's house, and give them the middle finger. 600 eggs.
  • sniperbabe423
    20 posts
    edited May 2013
    verov143 wrote:
    Pull a bart and skateboard naked. :shock: Ok, ok u may cover your lady parts :P I have 100 eggs but I'm sure others will pitch in 8)


    I like this one. . I would do if can do it when house to myself. ..

    damn I wish I made this thread earlier. would be easier to plan the roof jump too as mate has a couch outside his house next to roof . id be good to go

    how much time beforet event ends cause I cant do nudeskate for 5 hours
  • sniperbabe423
    20 posts
    edited May 2013
    300 eggs.
    1) Walk up to a stranger
    2) pull his shirt off
    3) run.

    need someone to video tape it... ifbevent extend I can
  • SuperMario643000
    1589 posts
    edited May 2013
    Play Russien Rollete. This is how you play,
    1) get 10 guns.
    2) fill 9 with bullets, and one with blanks.
    3) have someone thats not you mix them up
    4) pick one and fire. if you pick the one without blanks, me and some other people will pay you 10,000 eggs.
  • Toj427
    438 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    What's a kiwi?
  • Toj427
    438 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    Play Russien Rollete. This is how you play,
    1) get 10 guns.
    2) fill 9 with bullets, and one with blanks.
    3) have someone thats not you mix them up
    4) pick one and fire. if you pick the one without blanks, me and some other people will pay you 10,000 eggs.
    Let's keep it realistic, sir.

    It's supposed to be a six shooter with one bullet, and that's only worth 1000 eggs tops.
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