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The Buck Stops Here and "Haw-Haw Land" Episode Tie-In: Premium Walkthrough

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The Lady of the Louse Pt. 1

Rose Quimby starts

Rose Quimby: Oh, my. Where have I arrived?
Quimby: Mother, you're back in Springfield! I'm so happy, too. I got kicked out of yet another club.
Rose Quimby: Just like when they kicked you out of that Boy Scout troop!
Quimby: Exactly! Although, in their defense, it was two years ago, and I had just driven my car through their camping trip.
Rose Quimby: Well don't worry, we'll take care of it once I get settled in. Freddy, be a dear and help the man bring my bags up.
Freddy Quimby: Certainly, Me-maw. Hey Frenchie, grab the bag!
French Waiter: How could I say no to such a charming, little woman? Anything you need, just ring.
Rose Quimby: You're both too kind.

Task: Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 2

Rose Quimby starts

Rose Quimby: I came home to talk to you about becoming more than just the Mayor of this one-horse town.
Quimby: Wait just a minute! This town also has several mules.
Rose Quimby: Whatever. Listen, Governor Bailey's daughter is single. We need to have her marry Freddy to secure our political union with them.
Freddy Quimby: Like when Donny married Marie?
Rose Quimby: Something like that...
Freddy Quimby: You tell me which shot to sink, Me-maw, and I'll do it. BOOM!

Task: Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game
Time: 8h
Location: Capital City Capitol Building
If the user has Freddy Quimby: Task: Make Freddy Quimby Marry Into Politics
Time: 4h
Location: Capital City Capitol Building

Rev. Lovejoy: And do you, Freddy Quimby, take Missy Bailey to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Freddy Quimby: As far as the public knows!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 3

Rose Quimby starts

Rose Quimby: That was a lovely wedding, Freddy. Now start making children!
Freddy Quimby: Yes, ma'am!
Rose Quimby: On to Phase Two. Martha, I need you to go seduce a particular congressman. Once you're in his bedroom, look for the safe with the secret funding for his latest bill.
Rose Quimby: This information will remove him as an obstacle to Joe's climb up the ladder.
Martha Quimby: You want me to be out of the house all night with another man?
Quimby: Out of the house all night? Sign her up, now!

Task: Make Rose Quimby Plot Her End Game
Time: 8h
Location: Capital City Capitol Building
If the user has Martha Quimby: Task: Make Mrs. Quimby Interrogate the Congressman
Time: 4h
Location: Capital City Capitol Building

On job start:
Martha Quimby: I don't need to stoop to Joe's level. I have a “sleeper” agent already in place! Now, extract that information for me!
Miss Springfield: Happy to do so, Mrs. Mayor, ma'am!

On job end:
Martha Quimby: I got the info you need, Mother! Getting it was easy as pie -- meaning I don't bake, I have it delivered to me.
Rose Quimby: Thank you, my dear. Now we can move onto Phase Three.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 4

Rose Quimby starts

Kent Brockman: This just in: Congressman Waters has been flooded out of office! A whistle-blower alerted the authorities to his secret funding.
Rose Quimby: And now the offers start rolling in.
Quimby: Mother, I just got off the phone with the Democratic Party chair. She wants me to be the interim Congressperson! If I'm good, I might get to run for the seat!
Quimby: Can I, Ma?! Can I?!
Rose Quimby: That is exactly what I designed to have happen. You need to go to Capital City, Joseph, and solidify our family's position.
Quimby: Right away, Mother! I will make you proud.
Rose Quimby: Don't worry about making me proud. Worry about not making a fool of yourself in the capitol.

Task: Make Rose Quimby Secretly Take the Capitol
Time: 12h
Location: Capital City Capitol Building
Task: Make Quimby Fulfill Congressman Duties
Time: 12h
Location: Capital City Capitol Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Lady of the Louse Pt. 5

Rose Quimby starts

Kent Brockman: So, Mrs. Quimby, now that your family has state Congressional power, what do you intend to do next?
Rose Quimby: Take a vacation! I need to go somewhere sunny for myself.
Kent Brockman: No plans for the future?
Rose Quimby: If my son, Joseph, wishes to go to the U.S. Congress, I will support him.
Kent Brockman: Some of your critics accuse you of manipulating the Quimby family. How do you respond?
Rose Quimby: Me? I'm just their mother and grandmother. I don't understand the politics of clever men. Although I seem to be outliving them all.

Task: Make Rose Quimby Pretend to Be a Sweet Old Lady
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 1

Lloyd starts

Lloyd: Darn, yet another apocalypse didn't come to pass. Us preppers just can't catch a break.
Lloyd: I had so many plans for the post-apocalyptic hellscape: shaving my hair into a mohawk, wearing all leather, instituting a Beanie Baby-based currency...
Lloyd: I should stop talking to myself before people start thinking the guy-who's-rooting-for-society-to-collapse is crazy!
Lloyd: I'll just write my thoughts in my journal. Now, which Beanie Baby notebook should I use...

Task: Make Lloyd Journal Apocalyptic Thoughts
Time: 4h
Location: Preppers' Compound

Lloyd: Wow, I feel like I emptied my head of everything that was in there. Better go to Moe's to fill it back up with cheap booze.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 2

Lloyd starts

Lloyd: Look at all these pages! Writing's sorta like prepping for the apocalypse, but instead of gathering canned beans and ammo, you just gather your thoughts...most of which are about ammo.
Carl: Have you ever thought about getting a publisher and making this into a book?
Lloyd: Of course I have! Half the reason I got into prepping was to make my way into the literati!
Lenny: Oh, so you don't need our advice?
Lloyd: Only thing I need is to decide which publishing house I'm gonna go with: Simon & Shooter, Random Bunker, Doubledoomsday, HarperShut-ins...

Task: Make Lloyd Choose a Publisher
Time: 4h
Location: Preppers' Compound

Lloyd: Boy, these prepper publishers sure know how to moonshine and dine a fella!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 3

Lloyd starts

Moe: Well, which publisher did ya go with? Lemme guess: you decided to self-publish.
Lloyd: No way! I'll risk being self-sufficient when society falls, but I need professionals to get this book into as many stores as possible.
Lloyd: I went with Oxford University Press. Those cutthroat psychos will get this book on more shelves than a prepper's jars during pickling season.
Lenny: So, what's next? You work with an editor to get your book in perfect shape?
Lloyd: Nah, they got people to do that for me. I have to work on something far more important: my photo for the book cover!

Task: Make Lloyd Have a Photo Shoot for the Book
Time: 6h
Location: Preppers' Compound
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 4

Lloyd starts

Lloyd: I really wanted my true self to show, so I went with this photo of me looking pensive riding a motorcycle while smoking a pipe and writing with a quill pen.
Homer: Ah, the understated look. Wearing two monocles was a nice touch, too.
Lindsey Naegle: There he is, the author of “Thus Prepped Zarathustra”!
Chalerms: Lloyd! Lloyd! Sign my book!
Benjamin: This book is brilliant! Where do you get your ideas?!
Lloyd: Same place I get everything else: from inside my windowless bunker!

Task: Make Lloyd Meet With Fans
Time: 4h
Location: Preppers' Compound
Task: Make Springfielders Get Books Autographed [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Preppers' Compound
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

15 Minutes of Shame Pt. 5

Lloyd starts

Lloyd: *sigh*
Homer: What's the matter, Lloyd? Weren't PREPARED for the downside of fame?
Lloyd: “Downside”?! Fame's great! Money, adulation, all the canned beans I could eat!
Lloyd: But I made the classic prepper mistake: I confused my own thoughts with the plotline of Kevin Costner's post-apocalyptic masterpiece “The Postman”.
Lloyd: My book has been recalled for copyright infringement and I'm being sued by Warner Bros. Their lawyers are more vicious than any band of blood-thirsty, nomadic marauders.
Lloyd: They even took my monocles. Suddenly, the end of the world doesn't seem so bad. Guess I'll get back to preparing for it...

Task: Make Lloyd Prepare for the End
Time: 8h
Location: Preppers' Compound
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

It'll Take an Act of Congress

Auto starts

Lisa: The U.S. Capitol Building?! How is this in Springfield?
George Washington: Is it any less weird than me being here?
Lisa: I guess not. But -- no offense -- you're dead. The real Capitol is still being used.
Quimby: I needed to practice inside it before I move onto the big leagues, so I had Professor Frink create an exact replica.
Professor Frink: Pff, “replica”?! This is a real-time transporter! Just hit the button, and you're in a real Congressional session, with the yea-ing, and the nay-ing, and the filibustering...
Professor Frink: ...where the congress-people go on and on and won't stop it with the talking...
Professor Frink: ...and the unnecessary addition of all the extra words...
Professor Frink: ...to make their lengthy monologues last even longer in order to obstruct the progress of the legislative assembly--
Lisa: Frink, you annoying genius; you've given me an idea!

Task: Make Lisa Transport to the Real Capitol
Time: 4h
Location: U.S. Capitol Building
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Filibuster an Anti-Environment Bill
Time: 4h
Location: U.S. Capitol Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Tunnel Vision

Auto starts

Number 1: And that concludes the construction on our secret Stonecutter tunnel!
Homer: A tunnel that takes me away from traffic? Just thinking about it is giving me goosebumps!
Number 1: Yes, it is quite impress--
Number 1: Wait, those aren't goosebumps, that's a horrible rash! Have you been eating the leftover insulation from the super-secret construction site?!
Homer: I thought it was super-secret cotton candy!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Scat Brat Pt. 1

Brendan Beiderbecke starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: Ah, Springfield. Prepare to be amazed by me, the savior of jazz.
Lisa: This is a boy who sounds incredible and looks dreamy. How could he be any more perfect?
Nelson: Pfft. You only like him because he's talented, brilliant, and has the hair of an angel.
Lisa: Don't forget his intoxicating English accent. He's unequivocally perfect!

Task: Make Brendan Dazzle With His Perfectness
Time: 4h
Location: STEM Conference Hotel
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Scat Brat Pt. 2

Brendan Beiderbecke starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: Lisa, I wrote this song, kinda for you. But mostly for me. Because even I can't GET enough of my incredible jazz.
Nelson: Back off, you one-hit blunder. Lisa will never get with you. You're just a parody of that guy from the movie!
Brendan Beiderbecke: Yeah, but that “guy” is one of Hollywood's leading superhunks.
Nelson: Haw-haw! But you don't have his voice!
Brendan Beiderbecke: Yeah, I have the voice of one of the biggest pop stars around.
Nelson: You're right — you're a double threat!
Brendan Beiderbecke: Now I think you know what you're up against.

Task: Make Brendan Play Difficult Jazz on Piano
Time: 4h
Location: STEM Conference Hotel
Task: Make Brendan Contemplate His Existence
Time: 4h
Location: STEM Conference Hotel
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Scat Brat Pt. 3

Brendan Beiderbecke starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: MY BREAKIN' HEART…
Nelson: Haw-haw! That's a discordant arrangement!
Brendan Beiderbecke: I CAN TAKE THE ‘B-' TRAIN…
Nelson: That's an obvious parody!
Brendan Beiderbecke: KEEPS LISA ON MY MIND…
Nelson: Oh no, THAT'S musically effective...and ever-so-lovely.

Task: Make Brendan Get Everyone to Love Him
Time: 4h
Location: STEM Conference Hotel
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Scat Brat Pt. 4

Brendan Beiderbecke starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: It comes to me in my dreams. I see a life where I go to a school for cute-but-sensitive prodigies. Where I meet my family and friends at the park.
Brendan Beiderbecke: My first piano lesson begins, and the sounds of jazz intoxicate my eardrums. I'm hooked, and my talent takes me to irritating competitions and gets me ridiculous scholarships.
Brendan Beiderbecke: And there is Lisa, by my side. Playing traditional jazz alongside me. She supports me all the way, and doesn't bother me with any pesky dreams of her own.

Task: Make Brendan Muse Pretentiously
Time: 4h
Location: STEM Conference Hotel
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Scat Brat Pt. 5

Brendan Beiderbecke starts

Brendan Beiderbecke: Oh, the life I could have had, if only I weren't just a little too good for you!
Lisa: You're talented, Brendan, but you'll never love anyone more than yourself.
Nelson: Haw-haw! Lisa just identified your character flaw!
Nelson: Get with the times, jazzwad. Lisa needs someone who puts her first. She's my top priority... after bullying nerds and teasing lamewads.
Lisa: Actually, I need to put MYSELF first. And wait for someone who's better than both of you.
Nelson: Haw—huh?
Lisa: You're sweet beneath the haw-haw, Nelson. But I need someone who'll treasure my heart, not bully it.

Task: Make Brendan and Nelson Be Amazed Lisa Rejected Them
Time: 4h
Location: STEM Conference Hotel
Requires: Nelson
Task: Make Lisa Prepare for STEM Conference
Time: 4h
Location: STEM Conference Hotel
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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