Egg Donations for Funny Jokes

ometalhead

Ok. I'll pick another joke. According to my husband its a "right-wing" joke that isn't funny. I'm a liberal and an agnostic and I thought it was funny.
I'll submit another joke.

jennylynj21

A redhead tells her blonde step-sister "last night, I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde interrupts "oh my god ....how many is a Brazilian ?!?!?!?"

Z94wzE60x8

Why do they put bells on cows?
Because their horns don't work!

Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.


OK. There are some jokes that no one will get all offended by.

J_SA

I farted

icbeacon

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "Why the long face?".................(Hello? Is this thing on??)...............

GrafSk8r12

Three blondes are walking through the woods when all of a sudden they come across a set of tracks. The first one says, "I think they're deer tracks." The second one says, "I think they're bear tracks." The third one says, "I think they're moose tracks." Meanwhile, they get hit by a train.

smc_nyc

An eggcellent idea. Can't wait till Whacking Day is hisstory. Snake puns are venomenal. Some might also say fangtastic.

jennylynj21

Two guys walk into a bar.... You'd think the second guy woulda been more careful

ometalhead

Good god...can anybody do better? These are terrible.