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Egg Donations for Funny Jokes

Ok. I'll pick another joke. According to my husband its a "right-wing" joke that isn't funny. I'm a liberal and an agnostic and I thought it was funny.
I'll submit another joke.


  • jennylynj21
    1305 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    A redhead tells her blonde step-sister "last night, I slept with a Brazilian...." The blonde interrupts "oh my god ....how many is a Brazilian ?!?!?!?"
  • Z94wzE60x8
    313 posts
    edited May 2013

    Why do they put bells on cows?
    Because their horns don't work!

    Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

    A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

    OK. There are some jokes that no one will get all offended by.

  • J_SA
    30 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    I farted
  • icbeacon
    62 posts
    edited May 2013
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "Why the long face?".................(Hello? Is this thing on??)...............
  • GrafSk8r12
    18 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    Three blondes are walking through the woods when all of a sudden they come across a set of tracks. The first one says, "I think they're deer tracks." The second one says, "I think they're bear tracks." The third one says, "I think they're moose tracks." Meanwhile, they get hit by a train.
  • smc_nyc
    6 posts
    edited May 2013
    An eggcellent idea. Can't wait till Whacking Day is hisstory. Snake puns are venomenal. Some might also say fangtastic.
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  • jennylynj21
    1305 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    Two guys walk into a bar.... You'd think the second guy woulda been more careful
  • ometalhead
    19 posts Member
    edited May 2013
    Good god...can anybody do better? These are terrible.
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