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Homer vs the 18th Amendment and "Homer is Where the Art Isn't" Episode Tie-In: Walkthrough

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Homer vs the 18th Amendment Walkthrough

Pass, Puff, Puff Intro

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Lisa: Dad, today's the day, you get to participate in our country's greatest tradition!
Homer: An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet? But I didn't line my pockets with plastic bags.
Lisa: No, it's a chance to shape the democratic path of our nation. Contribute to the great American experiment. Sew your own mark in the tapestry that is our--
Homer: Unsubscribe!
Lisa: I'm not an email newsletter, Dad. I just want you to vote! Because, despite how many petitions I've sent to the Governor, I still legally can't.
Homer: I'll only vote if it's something I care about, like whether monkeys can drive taxis.
Lisa: It's about booze...

Task: Make Homer Vote on Proposition
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall
Task: Make Springfielders Vote on Proposition [x5]
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall

On job start:
Homer: Aw, man. The last time I pressed a green yes button, a scientist gave me a bit of cheese. This time all I got was this dumb sticker.

On job end:
Quimby: Now before I deposit this bag of green from Big Green, I, uh, hereby legalize recreational marijuana and ban all other inebriants!
Homer: Woohoo! Drinks on me!
Judge Snyder: You just voted a measure that bans alcohol, but legalizes marijuana.
Nelson: Haw haw! You just voted against your own interests.
Judge Snyder: The measure also banned condescending laughter.
Nelson: Haw wha?

Quest reward: 10 XP and 1 Free Land Token

Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 1

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Homer: No alcohol? What will I live for?
Marge: Your family?
Homer: This isn't a time for jokes, Marge. St. Patrick's Day is right around the corner. And everyone knows, if you don't drink on St. Patrick's Day, leprechauns will stab you in your sleep.
Marge: I don't think that's right.
Barney: Homer, the measure doesn't kick in until midnight. There's still time to stockpile! I for one won't be stabbed by those little lucky leps.
Homer: To the Kwik-E-Mart!

Task: Make Homer Buyout Kwik-E-Mart Alcohol Stock
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Collect Drinks [x240]

On job start:
Homer: I need all your alcohol, and I need it now.
Apu: I always knew this day would come. Ever since I heard the news this morning.
Homer: And when I say all the alcohol, that means rubbing alcohol, ethanol, and hand sanitizer.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 2

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Carl: This Duff Puff takes years of use before I'll have trouble remembering! I need beer to forget my life right now!
Barney: I can't switch intoxicants – I already built a whole lifestyle around booze! I've even got a catchphrase: *buuuuuurp*
Lenny: And I don't like change. It's why I've haven't changed my shirt in thirty years.
Barney: Homer, will you sell me a beer? I'll pay top dollar for it.
Homer: Top dollar? I've only ever been offered bottom dollar, or middle at best. I'll do it!
Wiggum: Guys. I'm standing right here. At least do something covert like, I don't know, say you're selling tickets to tour your house.
Homer: Yeah! Let's break the law the way the Chief of Police recommends!
Wiggum: Some days you really feel like you're making a difference.

Task: Make Homer Sell Tours
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Drinks [x420]

On job start:
Homer: The first and last stop of my home tour – the basement! Please help yourself to some “refreshments”.
Marge: Did you fill the washing machine with beers? I still had clothes in there.
Homer: Free shirt with every purchase!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 3

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Lisa: Dad! Your “refreshments” are almost gone!
Homer: Sweetie, that's the same thing you said about the ozone layer. And yet here we are, totally fine, on another beautiful sweltering March day.
Barney: Another three tours please!
Carl: Yeah, tours all around!
Homer: Hmm, not to worry - we'll just follow in the proud tradition of rum-runners, frat boys, and bored hipsters…
Homer: Home Brew!

Task: Make Homer Brew Refreshments
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Drinks [x420]

On job start:
Homer: The first batch is done. It's an IPA – improvised potable ale substitute. The S is silent. Like the strangely still lab mice Lisa tested it on.
Carl: Mmm, it's got a rich smoky flavor with herbal overtones.
Homer: Probably because I accidentally poured in grass trimmings and then it caught on fire.
Barney: I don't care - give me another!
Homer: I can only make them one at a time, because each beer is crafted with love. And because I only have the one bottle.

On job end:
Bart: Dad, the mobs are dangerously sober and they are starting to get ideas – good ones!
Lenny: Man, I love being drunk. But I wish there was something else that wouldn't make me so nauseous.
Hans Moleman: Now that I can't drink to forget about my glaucoma, how else will I cure it?
Homer: I can't let these respectable town drunks become a bunch of high hippies. It's my job to bring back the high BACs.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 4

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Homer: I need some help smuggling booze into Springfield.
Meathook: You've come to the right place. Unlike that guy.
Smithers: This is not the type of leather bar I was hoping for.
Ramrod: Hell's Satans have experience smuggling items across the Canadian border. Drugs, people, maple syrup candy.

Task: Make Homer Smuggle Alcohol From Canada
Time: 3h
Location: Canadian Crossing
Task: Collect Drinks [x420]

On job start:
Border Agent: Welcome to Canada, eh? Home of the constant apology. We're sorry for having such a lame motto.
Homer: You can make it up to me by not checking my trunk.
Border Agent: Sounds fair to me!

On job end:
Homer: Marge! Kids! I'm back from Canada, so help me unload this illegal booze!
Marge: *sigh* And that's only the third craziest thing he's said this week.
Homer: Thanks to those bikers, our basement brewery is back in business!
Marge: Fourth craziest…

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 5

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Apu: Wow, business is so dead that it must be time for its reincarnation.
Apu: Who knew that people only wanted to buy my overpriced greasy and sugary foods when they were intoxicated?
Apu: What about the munchies? I was promised munchies!
Apu: I wonder if the CEO of Duff can help me.
Apu: Good thing I still have his phone number from that time he needed my help with a plot device.

Task: Make Apu Call Duff CEO
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Collect Drinks [x420]

Howard K. Duff: How did you get this number? And can I have it too? I'm tired of handing out blank business cards!
Apu: The Internet.
Howard K. Duff: Yes, the Internet. I've heard good things about it.
Apu: My business is failing. It turns out booze made up 99.99% of my income.
Howard K. Duff: I know what you mean. Sales have slumped since it became illegal to sell booze.
Howard K. Duff: Even our beer koozie and novelty hats-with-straws subdivisions have taken a hit. Who would've guessed?!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Pass, Puff, Puff Pt. 6

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Howard K. Duff: Apu, I think we've got a new marketing direction: “Now introducing Duff Puff – reinventing intoxication! Instead of drinking fermented plants in a can, you'll drink plants in a can!”
Barney: I don't want to trade hops for hemp!
Apu: Then why did you vote to ban all alcohol?
Homer: I thought I was entering a raffle.
Howard K. Duff: Hmm, how to sell Duff Puff? I never needed marketing before. Probably because I was selling an addictive intoxicant, unlike this stuff.

Task: Make Howard K. Duff Brainstorm Marketing Ideas
Time: 3h
Location: Brown House
Task: Collect Drinks [x420]

On job start:
Howard K. Duff: Wow, this is hard. I brought in a dozen Harvard interns, but their best idea was to hire a consulting firm of Harvard grads.
Howard K. Duff: Maybe a search on the Internet will increase my productivity.
Howard K. Duff: Those four hours just flew by. And I've still got nothing. You know what, I'll just use an oldie but a goodie: free stuff!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Pass, Puff, Puff Pt.7

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Howard K. Duff: We'll sponsor a St. Patrick's Day parade and give out free samples of Duff Puff. Perhaps through a fountain of some sort.
Howard K. Duff: I just had the weirdest sense of déjà vu… Huh, guess this Duff Puff really works.
Howard K. Duff: Well, I've put in my two day work week! Now off to spend my twenty million quarterly bonus.

Task: Make Howard K. Duff Give Out Samples
Time: 8h
Location: Duff Float

On job start:
Barney: Hey! That float is giving out free Duff Puff! This is even better than that time the gutter gave out free water!
Otto: Whoa! I guess dreams really do come true. Except for that one where I'm being chased by a giant lobster I hope.

On job end:
Quimby: It seems the mob has gotten so drunk they're rioting, and so high they can't remember which businesses not to loot.
Lisa: At least St. Patrick's Day has finally brought people together to discover their true shared passion: property damage.
Quimby: Can't there be one national holiday that doesn't end in rioting?
Lisa: Arbor Day? No, wait, last year there was a riot at the toothpick factory.

Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP


"Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" episode tie-in Walkthrough

In It to Win It Pt. 1

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Homer: Marge! Where's my ping pong paddle and top hat?
Marge: Homie, the last time you tried to get gerbils to canoe in the bathtub, we all got lice.
Homer: No, silly. I'm using the ping pong paddles to bid at Gavelby's Auction House. It's B-Y-O-P. The P stands for "Please bring your own paddles."
Marge: Bid? Bid on what?
Homer: I don't know, just as long as I outbid Ned Flanders. Now help me find those paddles. They say "Property of Ned Flanders" on them.

Task: Build Gavelby's Auction House

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

In It to Win It Pt. 2

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Auctioneer: Welcome to Gavelby's. Where every accidental twitch can lose you millions of dollars.
Auctioneer: Our first item up for sale is this pair of vintage soundproof headphones. Do I hear twenty dollars? No, I hear nothing at all!
Homer: Lisa, watch your daddy outbid all these other bidders.
Lisa: Dad, you do know that if you win you have to pay for it, right?
Homer: That's not how auctions work, sweetie. You bid, then you go over the rapids, and then you pay for the photo.
Lisa: I'm 85% sure you're describing a flume ride.

Task: Make Homer Bid on Items
Time: 6h
Location: Gavelby's Auction House
Task: Make Springfielders Bid on Items [x5]
Time: 6h
Location: Gavelby's Auction House

Auctioneer: Going once! Going twice! Going three times! Going four times! Oh, sorry, I forgot what I was doing.
Auctioneer: Sold! To the dapper young man in the front row.
Casino Boss Bart: Thank you, my good man.
Lisa: How are you going to pay for that?
Casino Boss Bart: I've got Dad's credit card.
Homer: Hehe, that well-dressed small man's father is going to be awful upset.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

In It to Win It Pt. 3

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Lisa: Bart, you should keep those antiques you bought in a locked room devoid of oxygen or light. That's how items appreciate in value.
Bart: But what's the point of owning something if you don't use it?
Comic Book Guy: I believe I can field this one. The point isn't to use it, it's to lord your ownership over your fellow man. That's the enjoyment.
Homer: Ugh, I probably shouldn't have bid on and then eaten Marie Antoinette's cake. But why would I have it if I can't eat it too?

Task: Make Springfielders Regret Purchases [x5]
Time: 8h
Location: Gavelby's Auction House

Bart: Lisa really got me thinking about all the junk I've been holding onto.
Milhouse: Oh my God, are you dropping me as a friend? Is it because I ask too many questions? Am I doing it again?
Bart: No, I mean we can put some of my junk up for auction. And then use the money to buy cooler, newer junk online.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

In It to Win It Pt. 4

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Auctioneer: Today's first item up for auction is a vintage Krusty Olympics video game. Famous for its aggressively pro-USSR stance, it was pulled from shelves after tainted copies spread both Red Scare and Scarlet Fever.
Bart: I put that up for auction! I'll miss the dreams about murdering capitalists, but the money will be worth it.
Comic Book Guy: It must be mine! One hundred dollars!
Auctioneer: We have an online bidder. The new bid is one hundred and one dollars.
Comic Book Guy: Foiled by a computer yet again! This is Chessbot Amateur Setting all over!

Task: Make Springfielders Auction Items [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Gavelby's Auction House
Task: Make Springfielders Lose Auctions to Mystery Bidder [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Gavelby's Auction House

Lisa: I wonder who this mystery online bidder is…
Bart: Whoever it is must be loaded! They bought everything! Vintage, tech, you name it.
Lisa: Ooh, sounds like a rich nerd…
Bart: Aww, it's never a rich juvenile delinquent.
System Message: Who is buying up everything on auction in Springfield? Tune in Sunday on FOX to find out!

Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP


St. Patrick's Day Walkthrough

St. Patrick's Day

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System Message: Happy St. Patrick's Day! We've added a free St. Patty's Banner to your inventory, to honor the saint who introduced Ireland to alcohol.

Quest reward: St. Patrick's Day Banner


Homer vs the 18th Amendment Prizes Walkthrough

Unruly Crowd

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Task: Tap Unruly Crowd [x3]
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Right Duff Pt. 1

Howard K. Duff starts

Howard K. Duff: Well, I've done a mediocre job that resulted in massive layoffs. Time for my bonus.
Howard K. Duff: Maybe I'll see if they can add another corner to my corner office.
Howard K. Duff: Or, better yet, a day at the spa. With clean pores, who needs a clean conscience?

Task: Make Howard K. Duff Spend the Day at the Spa
Time: 8h
Location: Exclusive Resort, Health Spa, Rancho Relaxo or Brown House

On job start:
Howard K. Duff: Exfoliating mask… hot rocks… pedicure. What more could a beer company CEO ask for?
Howard K. Duff: Every day, I thank my Grand Pa-Pa for changing our name from Duffledump to Duff at Ellis Island.
Howard K. Duff: Since I got my job at Duff, no one knew I wasn't related to the family, so I just kept getting promoted.
Howard K. Duff: But I earned all those unearned promotions. Having a coincidental last name isn't easy, after all.

On job end:
Howard K. Duff: Vacation was fun and all but now it's time to plug back into the old stock market.
Howard K. Duff: Our stock is down?! Why didn't anyone warn me so I could offload some stock before?
Duffman: Because your Duff is not up to snuff! Oh yeah.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Right Duff Pt. 2

Howard K. Duff starts

Howard K. Duff: Hold on, I need to look that up in my Duffman to English dictionary…*GASP* They discovered I'm not a real Duff.
Howard K. Duff: Who told?
Lindsey Naegle: As a subcontractor for ‘Just the Messenger, LLC', it is my job to tell you – it was you.
Lindsey Naegle: Your pedicurist heard you muttering to yourself and tweeted about it.
Lindsey Naegle: #DuffGate is trending, Sir. The think pieces are flooding in and the Russian trolls have already co-opted it.

Task: Make Howard K. Duff Take Crash Course in Social Media
Time: 4h
Location: Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Right Duff Pt. 3

Howard K. Duff starts

Howard K. Duff: This was all started by one pedicurist? How can corporations squash the competition if one person can yield so much power?
Howard K. Duff: Surely, I could use this so-called social media to my advantage…
Howard K. Duff: I need a young person, a lawyer, and a better writer to figure out a punch line for this joke!

Task: Make Howard K. Duff Save His Job
Time: 4h

On job start:
Howard K. Duff: This is ridiculous. Don't you remember your Business School Shakespeare: a rose by any other name would cost as much.
Howard K. Duff: I refuse to resign! If you kowtow to this outrage, what's next? The workers use social media to demand a living wage? It's a slippery slope!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

The Right Duff Pt. 4

Howard K. Duff starts

Howard K. Duff: There's no way that I'm resigning. Duffledumps don't quit!
Howard K. Duff: I just need to change the narrative. Get my fans to rally around the classic underdog narrative of a CEO not getting his way.
Howard K. Duff: I think I know just the way…

Task: Make Howard K. Duff Use Social Media to His Advantage
Time: 4h
Location: Duff Stadium, Marketing Agency or Brown House

On job start:
Lenny: Guys! Howard Duff says he's being forced to resign because he lied about his identity for years.
Skinner: Is that really so awful? It's often more complicated than that. Let's listen to his side of the argument.
Lenny: He says if he's fired they'll send the company overseas.
Homer: NO! I can't drink imported beer. I hated that Düff Moe sold me. It tasted like socialism.

On job end:
Howard K. Duff: Profits are up, the board asked me to stay, and I'm now a meme apparently. Take that, Grumpy C. Catsworth – CEO of CatSip, the beer for cats.
Howard K. Duff: What a successful twenty-four hours. I think I'll go on another vacation.

Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP
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    Homer vs the 18th Amendment Premium Walkthrough

    The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 1

    Homer starts

    Homer: You know who I was just thinking about?
    Marge: I'm hoping the raccoon squatting in the guest bath and how to get rid of it.
    Homer: No, Meathook! Remember the man who kidnapped you?
    Marge: Yes, Homie. I think I'd remember a man who kidnapped me.
    Homer: Let's track him down and see what Meathook's up to. It will be fun. You did say you wanted more couple activities.
    Marge: I was thinking more like square dancing. But tracking down the motorcycle gang who abducted me could be fun too.

    Task: Make Meathook Enjoy Another Simpson-Free Day
    Time: 8h
    Location: Circle of Death
    Task: Make Homer Find Meathook
    Time: 8h
    Location: Simpson House

    Homer: Meaty, old boy. Remember me?
    Meathook: Oh god. It's that voice that haunts my dreams. Those abnormally loud sweat drips. That powerful odor. Please don't let that be who I think it is.
    Meathook: Hey… you. So good to see you…

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 2

    Homer starts

    Homer: It's so crazy we found you. I was just thinking about all the wild adventures we had as fellow Hell's Satans and I wanted to say hello.
    Meathook: We were never fellow Hell's Satans but, sure, rewrite history.
    Homer: What illegal hijinks are you up to? What are we smuggling? Is it Mexican Jumping Beans?!?!
    Meathook: No, Homer. We're only doing the darkest, soul-wrenching activity there is.

    Task: Make Meathook Recite Poetry
    Time: 4h
    Location: Circle of Death
    Task: Make Homer Have His Expectations Dashed
    Time: 4h
    Location: Circle of Death
    Task: Make Marge Be Moved by Poetry
    Time: 4h
    Location: Circle of Death

    On job start:
    Meathook: And I realized my true enemy-
    Meathook: -was me… And the U.S. Postal Service.
    Meathook: I've committed a lot of mail fraud.
    Marge: So moving! Was that a haiku?
    Homer: *snores*

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 3

    Homer starts

    Homer: I can't believe I sat through that entire thing and my children weren't even in it.
    Homer: How come they didn't do any bad stuff? Did someone at least pickpocket my wallet while I slept?
    Marge: No, actually Meathook found your wallet in the bathroom and returned it with more cash in it than before.
    Meathook: We no longer express our anger physically, Homer. We get all of our aggression out in lyrical expression now.

    Task: Make Homer Insist on Illegal Activities
    Time: 1h
    Location: Circle of Death
    Task: Make Meathook Insist on Peaceful Activities
    Time: 1h
    Location: Circle of Death
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 4

    Meathook starts

    Meathook: We've changed our image, Homer. We only wish you could do the same. Why after all these years, you still seem exactly the same.
    Homer: I get it. You are under surveillance and can't talk about it. Just wink if you are doing bad stuff.
    Homer: I saw a wink! I knew it!
    Meathook: That wasn't a wink! You just brought back my stress twitch!
    Homer: Oh come on. Little poet can't handle a little stress?
    Meathook: It took me years to get rid of this twitch! I'll kill you!

    Task: Make Meathook Duel Homer
    Time: 3h
    Location: Circle of Death
    Requires: Homer

    On job start:
    Marge: Oh my. Two men battling for my affection.
    Meathook: I'm battling out of anger.
    Homer: And I'm battling for reasons I forget... like all of my battles.
    Marge: You couldn't let me spin this one, could you guys? I ask for so little.

    On job end:
    Meathook: Can't go on… poetry has made me weak.
    Homer: I…win…
    Homer: *snores*

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Pen Is Mightier Pt. 5

    Meathook starts

    Meathook: I can't believe that happened. If I were the old me, I would hit the road with my gang and light a police cruiser on fire.
    Meathook: But instead, I'm going to put these emotions to paper and touch people instead of torch people.
    Marge: Come on, Homie. Let's go home and write our own poetry.
    Homer: Awww, man.
    Marge: *whispers*
    Homer: Woo Hoo!

    Task: Make Meathook Write Down His Emotions
    Time: 4h
    Location: Circle of Death
    Task: Make Homer Take Marge Home
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Requires: Marge
    Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP

    Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 1

    Ramrood starts

    Ramrod: "Closing Time" wasn't just Semisonic's hit from the nineties. It's also what's happening now.
    Ramrod: Hmm. That sounded cooler in my head.
    Herman: But where else can I hide out from the liberals?
    Snake: And where will I hide from the law?
    Ramrod: Meh, it's Springfield! No one's looking.
    Wiggum: If you drive me home, I'll clear you of one crime each. Your choice.

    Task: Make 🎃🎃🎃🎃 Clean Up
    Time: 8h
    Location: Poppa Wheelie's
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 2

    Ramrood starts

    Ramrod: How did my life end up this way? Sweeping up cigarettes, clearing out broken bottles, and forced to make a sacrifice to the Queen of the Sewer Rats every day in order to keep them at bay.
    Ramrod: It wasn't so long ago that I smoked the cigarettes, broke those bottles, and awoke the long dormant rat queen from her decade long slumber.
    Ramrod: Meat, my man! Want to bust some heads like old times?
    Meathook: Nah, I've got to slam-
    Ramrod: *gasp*
    Meathook: -poetry tonight down at the Circle. I'm supposed to bring the berets this week.
    Ramrod: *sigh* I wonder what the old gang is up to?

    Task: Make 🎃🎃🎃🎃 Check Friends on Facelook
    Time: 4h
    Location: Poppa Wheelie's

    On job start:
    Ramrod: Roadrash has twins. Cutthroat is now Dr. Cutthroat.
    Ramrod: And Ladykiller married ChickMagnet and opened up a B&B in New Hampshire!
    Ramrod: My motorcycle gang is now all riding Vespas.

    On job end:
    Ramrod: Ugh, look at yourself, 🎃🎃🎃🎃.
    Ramrod: You've spent all night in front of the computer drinking an off-brand soda.
    Ramrod: And you feel bad doing it because Dr. Shapiro told you to watch your sugar intake!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 3

    Ramrood starts

    Ramrod: I can't just sit here and surf the informational highway. I need to hit the actual highway.
    Ramrod: There's nothing like the wind in your hair and the bugs in your mustache to remind you that you're alive!

    Task: Make 🎃🎃🎃🎃 Hit the Open Road
    Time: 4h

    On job start:
    Ramrod: Fresh air, straddling a hog. This is the best feeling-
    Ramrod: …

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Let the Good Times Roll Pt. 4

    Ramrood starts

    Ramrod: Has the open road always been this terrible?
    Ramrod: If I'm not getting almost hit by a distracted driver, I'm being hunted down by a vindictive driverless car.
    Ramrod: They view motorcycles as their prey…
    Ramrod: You know what? Maybe spending time in the bar isn't so bad.
    Ramrod: I'll just live vicariously through the fights that break out.

    Task: Make 🎃🎃🎃🎃 Return to Mundane Life
    Time: 4h
    Location: Poppa Wheelie's
    Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP

    Rough Crowd

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    Bootsie: Well, what do you guys want to do today?
    Sludge: We might've lost our hangouts, but it WAS fun to harass the town.
    Mumbles: *mumbles excitedly*
    Bootsie: You're right! Everyone just walks around all day. It IS like the whole town is homeless.
    Sludge: Let's harass 'em!

    Task: Tap Bootsie
    Task: Tap Mumbles
    Task: Tap Sludge
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Hooch City

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    Marge: A Hooch City finally landed in Springfield! I can finally use all those coupons.
    Bernice Hibbert: I have always wanted to try the fill-your-own-box boxed wine.
    Lindsey Naegle: As the president of the AA, I should probably scout this place out…for research, of course. Sweet, delicious research.

    Task: Make Wine Enthusiasts Shop at Hooch City [x5]
    Time: 1h
    Location: Hooch City
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP


    "Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" episode tie-in Premium Walkthrough

    Glum-Shoe Pt. 1

    Manacek starts

    Manacek: Ahh, another morning in Springfield.
    Manacek: The combination of burning tires, nuclear waste, and obesity sweat in the air does make for a beautiful sunrise.
    Manacek: Now it's time for this fox to get into a hen house.
    Manacek: Wait, that sounds gross.
    Manacek: Now it's time to hit on some unsuspecting women. Much better.

    Task: Make Manacek Take a Stroll
    Time: 4h

    Manacek: Hey sugar lips, want to stroll back to my place?
    Marge: Uh, no?
    Lisa: Don't reduce my mother's existence to a single part of her body! She deserves more than your synecdoche!
    Manacek: Metonymy-oh-my, this one's got some 🎃🎃🎃🎃!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Glum-Shoe Pt. 2

    Manacek starts

    Manacek: Nine AM and I haven't found a willing woman yet. What could be wrong?
    Manacek: Could it be me? Could I unwittingly be a relic from a bygone era? Could my aggressive flirtation in actuality make women feel uncomfortable or even threatened?
    Manacek: Nah, I probably just didn't put on enough cologne.
    Manacek: Everyone knows that delight is best found in the afternoon!

    Task: Make Manacek Take a Stroll
    Time: 4h

    On job start:
    Manacek: Hello there, darling. I was hoping you could teach me a lesson, if you catch my drift.
    Miss Hoover: Well I am in the middle of class, and I'm not quite sure how you got in here.
    Miss Hoover: But then again my union contract does allow one fling per semester…
    Lisa: You again! First you hit on my mom and then my teacher. What female role model will you hit on next? Sheryl Sandberg?
    Manacek: Wait til you see how far I can lean in…

    On job end:
    Lisa: Stop objectifying women. They're just like you – fully two dimensional!
    Manacek: I'm not objectifying them! If anything I'm subjectifying them.
    Lisa: Show some class, you disgusting pig.
    Manacek: Excuse me, do pigs wear a jacket and turtleneck? Well, except for that one on the news, but he's a special case.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Glum-Shoe Pt. 3

    Manacek starts

    Manacek: Harruph. That meddlesome 🎃🎃🎃🎃 really got under my skin.
    Manacek: But I know just how to clear that eight-year-old out of my head.
    Manacek: With the help of another eight-year-old.

    Task: Make Manacek Clear His Head With a Whiskey Bottle
    Time: 8h
    Location: Brick Townhomes

    Manacek: Ugh, rough night. I'm late for work and my mouth tastes like wool.
    Manacek: Speaking of which, where are all my turtlenecks?
    Manacek: My god, my neck's unturtled! I'm exposed, like a turtle without his…his… I don't know, favorite galoshes?

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Glum-Shoe Pt. 4

    Manacek starts

    Manacek: My turtlenecks were my secret weapon, my armor, my confidence.
    Manacek: Without them, I'm a mess around women! Vulnerable. Open. Sometimes I even listen!
    Manacek: I must track down the Jason who fleeced this Golden Ram!

    Task: Make Manacek Look in a Panic
    Time: 8h

    On job start:
    Manacek: Whoever took them had access to my house. So that narrows it down to anyone who can look under my doormat.
    Manacek: A clue! A trail of lint! It leads out of the house!

    On job end:
    Manacek: The trail leads to a clothing donation center? No!!
    Manacek: Farewell my precious companions. I hope the throats you warm realize how fortunate they truly are.
    Squeaky Voice Teen: Did you come back for your weird sweaters? They're still here. Even the raccoons refused to nest in them.
    Manacek: So they're too good for a sweater, but will still wear gloves and a mask?
    Manacek: Wait, I dropped the turtlenecks off?

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Glum-Shoe Pt. 5

    Manacek starts

    Manacek: Why would I give away my turtlenecks?
    Lisa: Maybe donating your turtlenecks was a symbolic gesture of you turning over a new leaf and learning to respect women? A chance to bare your neck and bare your soul.
    Manacek: Out of the mouths of babes…
    Manacek: Sorry, I meant to say, that babe out there has got a sexy mouth.

    Task: Make Manacek Continue His Misogynist Behavior
    Time: 8h
    Location: Homes

    Manacek: Well I got fired from work for creating a “hostile” “work” “environment” and for not knowing what “quotes” are for. I might be more of a sleaze than I thought.
    Manacek: On the upside, now I have more time to cruise the streets…

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  • When is the episode tie in supposed to start?
  • When is the episode tie in supposed to start?

    I've been wondering that myself but have a feeling Tuesday Wed or Thursday considering the episode is on Sunday the 18th. If I recall correctly the last 2 tie-ins started on one of those 3 days.
  • When’s the next update?
  • ^After the mini update finish on March 21st, its probably just a in game update to remove the event store.
    Do not add me as a friend in the game anymore as I rarely visit my friends' towns. Not adding anymore too
  • fastshadow2
    5466 posts Member
    edited March 2018
    Homer vs. the 18th Amendment episode is on tonight at 7pm cetral US time on FXX. many of the episodes tonight revolves around drinking (but not all episodes)
    fast2shadow2 in Crawl to the Finish
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