OT Misunderstood lyrics

rolybert7

rolybert7 wrote:

This is usually good for a few laughs. Tell what it is and what you thought it was.

Songs and TV themes are ok!!

Jeffersons theme song. The part where the lyrics are "as long as we live its you and me baby, their aint nothin wrong with that"
I thought it was "with those sweet lips its you and me baby"

All in the family "Boy the way glen miller played"
I thought it was "By the wiggling miller blade" For years I could not figure out what a miller blade was

Sting Every step you take. "how my poor heart aches"
I thought it was "I'm a pool hall ace"

Lol the sting one is pretty good but as a kid I remember the chilli peppers song under the bridge and the chorus where they go "I never wanna feel, like I did that day" my little brother thought it was "I never wanna feel,like a bitter bear"lmao I know **** hey.

kimber_bo

LOL. The funniest one I've ever heard was for Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water

Instead of 'smoke on the water, fire in the sky' it was 'Slow moving Walter, the fire engine guy' It's become a bit of a family joke now and they're the words we sing every time we hear the song.

rolybert7

AC/DC "Dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap"

I thought "Dirty deeds and the dunder chief"

John Cougar Crumbling down "Some people ain't no damn good
You can't trust 'em
You can't love em
No good deed goes unpunished"

I thought Some people ain't no damn good
You can't trust 'em
You can't love em
cause the geek holes are running

kimber_bo

Hahaha don't you just hate those speedy little geeky holes!!

xDiima

Might not be what I thought the lyrics were, but I'd consider it somewhat relevant :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

HWick_Bluenose

"Suddenly I see" by KT Tunstall.

"Sunny Leigh-on-sea" (UK seaside resort) not by KT Tunstall.

rolybert7

I'm in pieces 50 cent pieces

should be bits and pieces

mmmmdonuts0

Not a lyric but until a few days ago my mum thought the Wisteria tree was actaully called Listeria. Took a while to explain to her that trees aren't normally named after bacteria... We just prey she never complimented anyone about their fabulous Listeria in their front garden...

wyendn

This made me think of The Simpson's episode where Bart gives the organ player music for in da gotta davida or
in the garden of eden.......Lol

paves4

wyendn wrote:

This made me think of The Simpson's episode where Bart gives the organ player music for in da gotta davida or
in the garden of eden.......Lol

that is the episode where bart sells his soul to mildew. classic.

NeoSEC28

emmcee1 wrote:

I remember the chilli peppers song under the bridge and the chorus where they go "I never wanna feel, like I did that day" my little brother thought it was "I never wanna feel,like a bitter bear"lmao I know **** hey.

Your little brother.....Yeah course

emmcee1

NeoSEC28 wrote:

emmcee1 wrote:

I remember the chilli peppers song under the bridge and the chorus where they go "I never wanna feel, like I did that day" my little brother thought it was "I never wanna feel,like a bitter bear"lmao I know **** hey.

Your little brother.....Yeah course

Hahaha,yes, terrible listener.

monkeyman_199059

Peter Kay (one of the most popular UK comedians for those unaware of him) used misheard song lyrics as part of his latest tour.

Some of them are pretty hilarious - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cylsLhQaPFw

Personal favourite - Babyface - "Everytime I Close My Eyes" - lyric misheard as "everytime I think of it I * myself" instead of "pinch myself" :P

Jarfermeister

Hold me closer Tony Danza!

hokieborn

always good for a laugh around my house....

Aerosmith's - "Dude looks like a lady" =\= "do the dragon lady"

older - CCR - "There's a bad moon on the rise" =\= "There's a bathroom on the right"

really old - don't know the artist "Secret Agent man" =\= "Secret Asian Man"

GrafSk8r12

Don't go Jason Waterfalls!