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The Springfield Jobs: Premium Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
11382 posts Member
edited March 2018
Zero Mile High Club Pt. 1

Wheels McGrath starts

Grampa: Wheels McGrath! What are you doing in Springfield?
Wheels McGrath: Same thing I always do: opening a nightclub in an old abandoned airliner.
Grampa: That's the American way: stick with your plan no matter how terrible.
Wheels McGrath: I found an old DC8 sitting in the jungle south of Springfield.
Wheels McGrath: Now all I have to do is carve a pathway out to it.

Task: Make Wheels McGrath Machete Around
Time: 4h

Wheels McGrath: There it is. A nice wide jungle path straight to my new nightclub.
Wheels McGrath: I love my machete. Keeps me in shape, and my mind sharp. What do you do to stay on edge, Abe?
Grampa: Nothin'! My mind's as sharp as the day I... forget who you are.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Zero Mile High Club Pt. 2

Wheels McGrath starts

Wheels McGrath: Almost time to open my jungle airliner nightclub. Let's go over the launch checklist.
Wheels McGrath: Pathway cut, check. Band hired, check. Band stiffed out of paychecks, check.
Wheels McGrath: Now I just have to get some booze. Only problem is, no money to buy it.
Wheels McGrath: Time to use the skills I learned as a world traveler... and raid some hotel room minibars.

Task: Make Wheels McGrath Raid the Minibars
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Zero Mile High Club Pt. 3

Wheels McGrath starts

Wheels McGrath: Welcome aboard my nightclub airplane, frequent funsters.
Wheels McGrath: Do not check for your nearest exit, because we'll be partying all night.
Wheels McGrath: Remember, Federal regulations forbid moping in the lavatories.
Wheels McGrath: So start the music, because it's time for you to get as high as your pilot.

Task: Make Springfielders Put Trays in Party Position [x3]
Time: 1h
Location: The First Class Lounge
Task: Make Wheels McGrath Party in First Class Cabin
Time: 12h
Location: The First Class Lounge
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Zero Mile High Club Pt. 4

Wheels McGrath starts

Wheels McGrath: What a great night at my airplane nightclub. The only thing that got hijacked was people's bad moods.
Wheels McGrath: And their credit card numbers, which I'll be selling to international criminals.
Wiggum: The jig is up, McGrath! I'm coming aboard your airplane!
Wiggum: Although it's a long climb up those air stairs. Any chance you could come down here?
Wheels McGrath: The fuzz! Time to take off -- in my night club airplane!

Task: Make Wheels McGrath Prepare to Depart
Time: 24h
Location: The First Class Lounge
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 1

Sven Golly starts

Kirk: Excuse me, but are you the famous hypnotist Sven Golly?
Sven Golly: Some call me that. Others call me “Barry”.
Kirk: My therapist suggested I try some hypnosis to improve my self-esteem.
Sven Golly: You realize that I am a cheap sideshow performer.
Kirk: That's all I deserve.
Sven Golly: Boy, you really do have low self-esteem.

Task: Make Sven Golly Perform Cheap Tricks
Time: 12h
Location: Master Hypnotist Tent
Task: Make Adults Receive Career Hypnosis [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Master Hypnotist Tent

Sven Golly: You are getting sleepy.
Kirk: I'm getting sleepy.
Sven Golly: You will hand me your debit card and PIN.
Kirk: I'm not actually hypnotized, but sure.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 2

Sven Golly starts

Sven Golly: Ugh, these small-time crimes will never get me to the big time.
Sven Golly: Doing a cheesy Las Vegas show where I rip off tourists legally.
Kirk: Hey, it's me again. Can you hypnotize me into not caring about my wife's affair?
Sven Golly: I'm a hypnotist, not Aladdin's genie.
Sven Golly: But hey, if I can help even this guy, maybe I can hypnotize myself to be more successful.

Task: Make Sven Golly Hypnotize Himself
Time: 4h

Sven Golly: Wow! I've totally empowered myself with self-hypnosis.
Kirk: No kidding, you charged me for the time.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 3

Sven Golly starts

Sven Golly: First, I'll hypnotize the Mayor into handing me the cash from the city parking meters…
Quimby: Here are the quarters, master.
Sven Golly: Then, I'll mesmerize Mr. Burns into handing over his jewels…
Mr. Burns: Don't bother. I can't be hypnotized because my brain is mostly reptile.
Sven Golly: No matter! Sven Golly is going to be rich by golly.

Task: Make Sven Golly Perform Hypnosis Crimes
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall

Wiggum: We got you now, Sven! Hold it right there.
Sven Golly: Fast work, officer. Let me pull out my pocket watch to see how fast.
Wiggum: Don't try anything. I'm gonna be staring at that watch going back and forth like a hawk.
Wiggum: Okay, I'm... Can I please be turned into a chicken?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

You Are Getting Sleepy (But Keep Playing) Pt. 4

Sven Golly starts

Wiggum: Aha, Sven Golly, I caught you at last! Great police work on my part.
Lou: *I* caught him. You just had him hypnotize you to think you did it.
Wiggum: Well, that sounds pretty smart of me Lou.
Lou: You also had him hypnotize you to think that.
Wiggum: I should've had him hypnotize me to forget you.

Task: Make Sven Golly Practice Prison Chess
Time: 8h
Location: Master Hypnotist Tent

Wiggum: You beat me again, Sven Golly. But what do you expect? I'm a chicken.
Sven Golly: I didn't hypnotize you to think you were a chicken.
Wiggum: Oh right. Guess I meant, I want to eat a chicken.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 1

Dante Calabresi Sr. starts

Dante Calabresi Sr.: Dante, my son, it's time we taught Fat Tony and his gang a lesson.
Dante Calabresi Jr.: You know it, Dad. No one tries to whack us without getting a back-whacking.
Dante Calabresi Sr.: Let's send our regards to the Springfield wise guys in the classic, subtle Calabresi style.
Dante Calabresi Jr.: Right! With a helicopter attack.

Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody
Time: 4h
Requires: Dante Calabresi Sr.

Fat Tony: What on Earth was that racket?
Legs: The Calabresis, Tony, they're back with the helicopter.
Fat Tony: So it wasn't a racket, it was a whack-it!
Louie: Those Calabresis got nothing on our wordplay.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 2

Dante Calabresi Sr. starts

Dante Calabresi Sr.: We failed to whack anyone with our A-whack helicopter.
Dante Calabresi Jr.: Maybe we need an AWACKS jet to provide airborne control.
Dante Calabresi Sr.: Good idea. See if you can extort one from the Air Force.

Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Run the Calabresi Mafia
Time: 24h
Location: Brown House
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Extort the Air Force [x2]
Time: 12h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 3

Dante Calabresi Sr. starts

Dante Calabresi Sr.: Son, after our recent failures to whack, I've decided the Calabresi family is going legit.
Dante Calabresi Jr.: Great idea, Pops. What's our legitimate business going to be?
Dante Calabresi Sr.: Cocktail weenies. The demand is incredible. People who eat them just look so cool.
Dante Calabresi Jr.: Even phone gamers?
Dante Calabresi Sr.: They're cocktail weenies, son, not miracle workers.

Task: Make Dante Calabresi Jr. Study Cocktail Weenies
Time: 8h
Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. Smoke a Cigar
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Revenge of the Calabresi's Pt. 4

Dante Calabresi Sr. starts

Dante Calabresi Jr.: It's no good, Pops. I can't figure out the secret of the cocktail weenie.
Dante Calabresi Jr.: They're so tiny but with such a punch... like sausage Tom Cruises.
Dante Calabresi Sr.: *Sigh* I hoped you wouldn't have to be a mobster.
Dante Calabresi Sr.: I hoped maybe you could be a doctor, a senator, or even a judge on that idol show they keep rebooting.
Dante Calabresi Sr.: But at least now we get to keep whacking people!

Task: Make Dante Calabresi Sr. and Dante Calabresi Jr. Whack Somebody
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Colo-See ‘Em Fight

Auto starts

Lisa: This replica of the Roman Colosseum is amazing!
Cecil: Thank you, Lisa. It's accurate right down to the sewer grate that they slopped gladiator guts through.
Lisa: Sometimes I wish people remembered that I'm an eight year old.

Task: Make Lisa Visit the Colosseum
Time: 4h
Location: Colosseum
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Pompeii It Forward

Auto starts

Bart: Let me guess. Another historically accurate landmark.
Lisa: You should be excited! We can learn all about the intersection between public and private life in the late Roman Republic.
Bart: Yawn.
Lisa: You can see mummies who were buried in lava.
Bart: What are we waiting for? Let's go learn things!

Task: Make Lisa Study History
Time: 4h
Location: Pompeii Ruins
Task: Make Bart Read Ancient Graffiti
Time: 4h
Location: Pompeii Ruins
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 1

Pope starts

Pope: Springfield, my greatest challenge. Home to evil, debauchery, and worst of all, a ton of birth control.
Homer: If you knew our kids, you wouldn't blame us for that last one.
Pope: I'm here to restore faith and duty to this wicked town.
Homer: We're not interested in your stodgy, old-time religion, buddy.
Pope: And you won't get it. Because I'm the cool young pope!

Task: Make Pope Be Young And Cool
Time: 8h

Homer: Whoa, that's the coolest dude wearing white I've ever seen.
Homer: Except for that southern gentleman on the buckets of fried chicken.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 2

Pope starts

Bart: Your Holiness, as one cool dude to another, wanna hang out?
Bart: Maybe you can teach me about your religion. ‘Cause Reverend Lovejoy is doing nothing for me.
Rev. Lovejoy: It's not my fault I can't be cool and wear sunglasses. I have an easily irritated nose bridge.
Pope: I'll be delighted to teach you, Bart. Young men like you are the greatest hope for the future.
Homer: Wouldn't want to be you, future.

Task: Make the Pope Teach Bart
Time: 4h
Location: St. Paul's Basilica
Task: Make Bart Learn the Catholic Catechism
Time: 4h
Location: St. Paul's Basilica
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 3

Pope starts

Pope: Bart, I'm surprised. I thought you were eager to become a Catholic, but you're barely studying.
Bart: Maybe if you revived my interest with something cool.
Pope: You mean, like the story of Saint Ursula and her martyrdom.
Bart: I was thinking more like a ride in the pope mobile.
Pope: *sigh* Fine.

Task: Make Pope Ride the Pope Mobile
Time: 4h
Task: Make Bart Tag Along With the Pope
Time: 4h
Location: St. Paul's Basilica

Pope: Bart, what are you doing? Get your hands off the pope mobile steering wheel.
Bart: Sorry, but this thing is armor-plated and supercharged.
Bart: The perfect thing to run over Skinner's car.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Give 'Em Enough Pope Pt. 4

Pope starts

Pope: Bart, you were just tricking me so you could get your hands on my pope mobile and run over your principal's car.
Bart: Don't feel bad. It's not like you're infallible or something.
Pope: I give up. I cannot beat Springfield.
Wiggum: And if you can't beat ‘em, excommunicate ‘em.

Task: Make Pope Excommunicate Springfielders
Time: 4h
Location: St. Paul's Basilica
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 1

Geoffrey Chaucer starts

Geoffrey Chaucer: Good lord, by some magic we have returned to walk the world.
Oscar Wilde: You can walk. I'm going to flit about like an irritating angel.
Geoffrey Chaucer: Well, time to get Middle English on someone's ass. Care to join me in a haunting?
Oscar Wilde: Good idea. I'll start by saying some of my most haunting epigrams.

Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Haunt Tourists
Time: 4h
Location: Westminster Abbey
Task: Make Oscar Wilde Confuse Tourists With Quotes
Time: 4h
Location: Westminster Abbey
Task: Make Springfielders Tour Westminster Abbey [x3]
Time: 1h
Location: Westminster Abbey

Oscar Wilde: We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Barney: You saying I can't do both? I'll show ya!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 2

Geoffrey Chaucer starts

Oscar Wilde: Chaucer, what in the Westminster Abbey happened to your clothes?
Geoffrey Chaucer: I'll just say this: never play strip poker with the ghost of Shakespeare.
Oscar Wilde: You should know better than to gamble with that hack. That's how he got hold of Francis Bacon's plays.
Oscar Wilde: Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to seek inspiration for my writing.
Geoffrey Chaucer: I'm going to walk around town and see if I can find a ghoul who'll lend me some money.

Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Search for Money
Time: 8h
Task: Make Oscar Wilde Let Springfield Inspire Him
Time: 8h

Oscar Wilde: The only thing this town inspires me to do is throw up.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 3

Geoffrey Chaucer starts

Geoffrey Chaucer: Oscar Wilde, you bon mot spouting baboon, come over here and give me a kiss.
Oscar Wilde: You're drunk, Chaucer, you disgusting oaf!
Geoffrey Chaucer: Am not. I was floating around town and I got caught in a cloud of whatever Otto is smoking.
Geoffrey Chaucer: And no one calls me an oaf except King Richard II!

Task: Make Geoffrey Chaucer Battle a Brit
Time: 4h
Requires: Geoffrey Chaucer
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Battle of the Quick Wit Brits Pt. 4

Oscar Wilde starts

Oscar Wilde: Let's not fight, Chaucer. After all, we're both trapped for eternity in this uncomfortable corner of a drafty cathedral.
Geoffrey Chaucer: Yes, let's focus on something we both love: blurring photographs taken by American tourists.
Oscar Wilde: I shouldn't but… I can resist everything but temptation!
Cletus: Hey, whats this blurry thing-a-ma-ghost doing in ma clickety-look?

Task: Make Oscar Wilde and Geoffrey Chaucer Harass Tourists
Time: 4h
Location: Westminster Abbey
Task: Make Cletus Fiddle With His Camera
Time: 4h
Location: Westminster Abbey
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Bucking-Spam Malice

Auto starts

Lisa: Finally! This town has a spectacular royal residence.
Homer: Mmm, Bucking-ham sandwich.

Task: Make Lisa Watch the Changing of the Guard
Time: 4h
Location: Buckingham Palace
Task: Make Homer Salivate
Time: 4h
Location: Buckingham Palace
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11382 posts Member
    edited March 2018
    Jack the Ripper Promotion

    Gil starts

    Gil: I had a great idea: I borrowed Professor Frink's time machine.
    Gil: Figured I'd go back in time, give myself some advice, and stock tips, really turn my life around.
    Gil: But I fell off the bike around 2008... had to live through the great recession all over again. Bad times.
    Gil: Then a fella called Jack the Ripper found the bike in the past, and used it to come back to the present.
    Gil: And now I can't wait to get rid of him. Before he gets rid of me!

    On offer accepted:
    Gil: Whew, Ol' Gil dodged a bullet that time.
    Gil: Well, more like a butcher knife, actually.

    On offer declined:
    Gil: Well, that's it for Ol' Gil. Not just financially this time, but mortally.
    Gil: On the plus side, at least I won't live long enough to go bankrupt.

    The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 1

    Jack the Ripper starts

    Jack the Ripper: The future is amazing.
    Jack the Ripper: They found a way to make it even more filth-ridden and depressing than nineteenth century London.
    Lenny: Naw, that's just Springfield... voted “Most Squalid Town in America” twenty-nine years running.
    Jack the Ripper: And what part of town is most full of innocent, unsuspecting victims?
    Lenny: That would be Evergreen Terrace. Follow me and I'll show you!

    Task: Make Jack the Ripper Stalk Prey
    Time: 4h

    Kent Brockman: Breaking news... Lenny Leonard has been brutally attacked. Our cameras caught his last moments.
    Wiggum: Who did this to you Lenny?
    Lenny: It was... Hey, am I on camera? Hi Mom!
    Lenny: Aaarghhh.
    Wiggum: Okay, the killer's name is “Aaarghhh”.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 2

    Jack the Ripper starts

    Jack the Ripper: I'm having a bad day.
    Jack the Ripper: There I was about to brutally kill Lenny when he tripped on a sprinkler hose, falling on a shovel that cut his own throat.
    Jack the Ripper: I didn't even get my name in the papers. Very frustrating.
    Jack the Ripper: Well, if at first you don't succeed, rip, rip again.

    Task: Make Jack the Ripper Stalk Prey
    Time: 4h

    Jack the Ripper: A note?! On the person I was going to kill?!
    Jack the Ripper: “Stay out of my town. – S.S.”
    Jack the Ripper: I hate you, whoever you are. But heck, I respect you.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 3

    Jack the Ripper starts

    Jack the Ripper: I found another potential victim, but this one is also already dead.
    Hans Moleman: I'm not dead. I'm just very, very slow.
    Jack the Ripper: Well, I am a murderous killer from beyond time. Aren't you terrified?
    Hans Moleman: Not really. We already have a serial killer, the Springfield Strangler.
    Jack the Ripper: This town isn't big enough for two of us! The Springfield Strangler must die!

    Task: Make Jack the Ripper Search for the Springfield Strangler
    Time: 8h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 4

    Jack the Ripper starts

    Jack the Ripper: My search for the Springfield Strangler has been a bust the size of Queen Victoria's knockers.
    Jack the Ripper: Time for a break. Little girl, where is the nearest music hall or brass band gazebo?
    Lisa: Well, there's a bowling alley with karaoke.
    Jack the Ripper: No music hall?! I'm so frustrated I could disembowel someone!
    Lisa: Excuse me?
    Jack the Ripper: Er, I mean, I just love theater.

    Task: Make Jack the Ripper Miss Victorian Entertainment
    Time: 12h
    Location: Scotland Yard
    Task: Make Lisa Visit Scotland Yard
    Time: 4h
    Location: Scotland Yard
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    The Time Traveler's Knife Pt. 5

    Jack the Ripper starts

    Jack the Ripper: I am going back to visit my own time and place.
    Jack the Ripper: I miss the food, the music, the goiters, the occasional outbreaks of cholera.
    Jack the Ripper: But before I go, I'm going to stab the ugliest man in town.
    Moe: It's going to be another bad day for Moe.

    Task: Make Jack the Ripper Chase the Strangler Through Time
    Time: 24h
    Location: Scotland Yard
    Task: Make Citizens Live in Fear
    Time: 4h
    Location: Homes
    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Trickle up Economics Pt. 1

    Arthur Fortune starts

    Arthur Fortune: Once upon a time, my megastores were the most popular places in the world.
    Arthur Fortune: People came to buy music, drink coffee, and fall in love.
    Arthur Fortune: Then along came a certain on-line retailer, and sayonara megastores.
    Arthur Fortune: At least I hold the record for climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro while doing a handstand.

    Task: Make Arthur Fortune Miss His Megastores
    Time: 1h
    Location: Fortune Megastore
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Trickle up Economics Pt. 2

    Arthur Fortune starts

    Arthur Fortune: I refuse to surrender to the internet. I love opening megastores, even if no one ever goes into them anymore.
    Arthur Fortune: And if I'm opening a new megastore, I need to do a huge over-the-top stunt to promote it.
    Arthur Fortune: I need some ideas from someone who's not afraid to have me take a few risks.
    Bart: Did someone mention total disregard for your personal safety?

    Task: Make Arthur Fortune Workshop Next Personal Achievement
    Time: 12h
    Location: Fortune Megastore
    Task: Make Bart Suggest Very Risky Stunts
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fortune Megastore

    Arthur Fortune: Pack my bags, I've got a hippopotamus to tame. The child has spoken.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Trickle up Economics Pt. 3

    Arthur Fortune starts

    Arthur Fortune: Today I open my newest Megastore.
    Arthur Fortune: It's an almost certain money loser, but so what?
    Homer: I'll promote it by handing out free money -- an absolutely guaranteed money loss.

    Task: Make Arthur Fortune Hand Out Dollars
    Time: 8h
    Location: Fortune Megastore
    Task: Make Homer Get in Line Multiple Times
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fortune Megastore
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Trickle up Economics Pt. 4

    Arthur Fortune starts

    Arthur Fortune: I love giving away money. Here, have some more.
    Homer: Well, it's a lot to carry, but anything for a friend.
    Bart: Pfft. I thought you were a thrill seeker. What's dangerous about throwing cash off a building?
    Arthur Fortune: Once again, I shall listen to a dangerous child and make it rain cash.

    Task: Make Arthur Fortune Give Dollars for Everyone
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fortune Megastore
    Task: Make Arthur Fortune Plan Another Megastore
    Time: 1h
    Location: Fortune Megastore
    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Nobody's Home Pt. 1

    Guy Incognito starts

    Guy Incognito: Greetings, Springfield. Guy Incognito here, in search of a quaff of tasty ale.
    Guy Incognito: I seek a delightful saloon, run by a friendly tavern-keeper.
    Moe: Hey, don't forget the undelightful hellholes run by psychotic loners.
    Moe: Plus, Moe's now has a working bathroom.
    Moe: It's down the street in the public park, but I'll hand you a roll of toilet paper.

    Task: Make Guy Incognito Seek Beverages
    Time: 4h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Nobody's Home Pt. 2

    Guy Incognito starts

    Mr. Burns: Smithers, there's a likely-looking fellow to hire at the plant.
    Smithers: I'm pretty sure that's just Homer Simpson in a disguise.
    Mr. Burns: Nonsense. Look at that rakish mustache and trendy bowler hat -- clearly he's a man of distinction.
    Guy Incognito: Is there beer at this nuclear plant?
    Lenny: Oh, yeah.

    Task: Make Guy Incognito Work at the Nuclear Plant
    Time: 12h
    Location: Control Building

    Homer: Hey, look... I don't have to go to work. I'm already at the nuclear plant.
    Moe: Aren't you curious about someone who's your exact double?
    Homer: When you grow up you'll learn that the secret to a successful career is never questioning your exact double.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Nobody's Home Pt. 3

    Guy Incognito starts

    Guy Incognito: Everyone keeps saying I'm just like some oaf named “Homer Simpson”.
    Guy Incognito: Which is ridiculous, because I'm determined and focused on my task and...
    Guy Incognito: I say, that dog has a puffy tail! Get it!

    Task: Make Guy Incognito Chase a Puffy Tail
    Time: 8h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Nobody's Home Pt. 4

    Guy Incognito starts

    Guy Incognito: That puffy-tailed dog was delightful, but my fingers are exhausted from all the petting.
    Guy Incognito: Time for some finger calisthenics!
    Homer: And then a beer?
    Guy Incognito: Excellent idea, my good doppelganger.

    Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Guy Incognito Do Finger Stretches
    Time: 1h
    Location: The Nag and Weasel
    Task: Make Homer Seek Beverages
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern

    Moe: Whaaa??? Two Homers? One of them with a mustache and hat.
    Moe: I can throw them both out, try to figure out what's going on, or just pretend nothing is wrong and sell them beer.
    Guy Incognito: I barely know you, but I've got a pretty good guess which way you'll go.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    The London Spy

    Auto starts

    Milhouse: How come this Ferris wheel isn't moving?
    Bart: My dad got on the bottom car.
    Bart: There isn't a Ferris wheel in the world big enough to turn with him on it.

    Task: Tap Giant Ferris Wheel
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    South Beach Suave Pt. 1

    Raoul starts

    Raoul: Abe Simpson, my good friend, so good to see you!
    Grampa: Raoul, you South Beach lounge lizard! What are you doing here instead of Miami?
    Raoul: The times and the tides are changing. Literally, the rising oceans flooded my condo.
    Grampa: That'll never happen here. We keep the water off the beach with giant piles of trash.

    Task: Make Raoul Scout Out the Beach
    Time: 24h
    Location: Raoul's Penthouse

    Raoul: There certainly are some repugnant piles of filth on this beach.
    Moe: Why are you looking at me when you say that?

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    South Beach Suave Pt. 2

    Raoul starts

    Raoul: The Springfield beach is not for me, Abe. Nor for anyone who is not a professional trash picker.
    Grampa: So come hang out at the Retirement Castle. We've got some lovely wrinklettes who'd love to meet an eligible hottie like you.
    Grampa: Here, take a look through our latest resident directory.
    Raoul: Well, if I must.

    Task: Make Raoul Be Disgusted by Women
    Time: 4h

    Grampa: You didn't like any of the gals? Not even Bertha Hagenstraupper, the belle of the Alzheimers Ward?
    Raoul: As I told you last time we met, women aren't exactly my thing.
    Grampa: Big deal. At my age, NOTHING is my thing.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    South Beach Suave Pt. 3

    Raoul starts

    Raoul: This town is no place for a stylish playboy of uncertain nationality.
    Raoul: There is no Cuban cigar store, no place for a café con leche, and nobody else wearing flowery shirts with parrots.
    Raoul: There's only one thing to do. Play ukulele in my apartment. Care to join me Abe?
    Grampa: You bet! I love ukelele! Met her in the war and boy was she a great kisser.

    Task: Make Raoul Play Ukelele
    Time: 12h
    Location: Raoul's Penthouse
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    South Beach Suave Pt. 4

    Raoul starts

    Grampa: Don't you miss your Miami penthouse condo, Raoul?
    Raoul: Oh, I bought a penthouse condo here from Mr. Burns.
    Raoul: It comes with trap door that drops you thirty-seven stories.

    Task: Make Raoul Lounge Atop Penthouse
    Time: 8h
    Location: Raoul's Penthouse
    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Mono on the Beach

    Auto starts

    Dr. Hibbert: Be careful who you kiss. This hotel is swimming in mononucleosis.

    Task: Make Springfielders Enjoy a Romantic Brunch [x3]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Smooches on the Beach
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Swelldorado

    Auto starts

    Marge: Finally, a night off without the kids.
    Homer: Unless they torture our secret location out of Grampa.
    Grampa: Yep, I'll spill the beans if someone sneezes at me.

    Task: Make Homer and Marge Enjoy a Night Alone
    Time: 4h
    Location: Swelldorado
    Task: Make Lisa and Bart Ruin Their Parent's Night
    Time: 4h
    Location: Swelldorado

    Lisa: You can't leave us alone at home!
    Bart: Who'll check for monsters under our beds? Grampa? The man can barely bend over.
    Marge: How did you know we were here, anyway?
    Lisa: We just followed the objective.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Mexican Duffman Pt. 1

    Mexican Duffman starts

    Mexican Duffman: El Duffman Mexicano esta aqui por una fiesta grande de Cerveza Duff. ¡Ay si!
    Homer: What's the difference between Mexican Duff and U.S. Duff?
    Moe: You know how Mexican colas are made with real sugar while American colas are made with corn syrup?
    Moe: Well, Mexican Duff is made with real hops, and U.S. Duff is made with real nothing.
    Duffman: Oh yeah!
    Mexican Duffman: ¡Ay si!

    Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Mexican Duffman Fiesta at Moe's
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Duffman Go Off-Duty at Moe's
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Mexican Duffman Pt. 2

    Mexican Duffman starts

    Helen Lovejoy: Another foreign Duff in town? We're still recovering from Jamaican Duff.
    Skinner: I cracked three vertebrae trying to limbo.
    Agnes: Don't blame Jamaican Duffman. Who could've guessed you had a spine?
    Lady Duff: Presenting “Duff Michelada”, the perfect drink for the Miche-ladies. A delicious blend of tomato, spices…
    Moe: And, unfortunately, Duff.

    Task: Make Mexican Duffman Blend Duff Michelada
    Time: 8h
    Task: Make Women Enjoy a Fiesta at Moe's [x3]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Lady Duff Party at Moe's
    Time: 12h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Mexican Duffman Pt. 3

    Mexican Duffman starts

    Duffman: Mexican Duffman, we have a problem!
    Duffman: American men love your free-spirited cerveza, and American women love your macho style.
    Duffman: You're taking my job, just like a typical immigrant!
    Duffman: I'm not going to take it. Oh yeah! Not!

    Task: Make Duffman Have a Pelvic Thrust Off With Mexican Duffman
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Mexican Duffman Have a Pelvic Thrust Off With Duffman
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Adults Enjoy a Duffman Battle at Moe's [x3]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Mexican Duffman Pt. 4

    Mexican Duffman starts

    Moe: Duffman, please, you don't have to fight Mexican Duffman just because he's an immigrant.
    Moe: There's work enough for both of you in this great country.
    Moe: If there's one thing America will never run out of, it's drunks.

    Task: Make Duffman Accept Immigrants
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Task: Make Mexican Duffman Siesta at the Brewery
    Time: 12h
    Location: Duff Brewery
    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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