Go back to work, get something to eat, get drunk or go slap a platypus.
Not funny, those things are venomous.
So you’re the platypus slapper! I knew you’d expose yourself one day!
I would never slap a platypus. We respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you again and enjoy the game.
That’s exactly what I’d expect a platypus slapper to say. Guilty. Burn the witch.
That's exactly what I'd expect a platypus slapper to say. I think you are the guilty party.
I only kissed a platypus. You’re the slapper.
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I’m in Pacific Daylight Time and on iOS which in recent events has been the last to update so I’ve been having a leisurely breakfast. Still I need to get on with my day. Come on EA!
Go back to work, get something to eat, get drunk or go slap a platypus.
Not funny, those things are venomous.
So you’re the platypus slapper! I knew you’d expose yourself one day!
I would never slap a platypus. We respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you again and enjoy the game.
That’s exactly what I’d expect a platypus slapper to say. Guilty. Burn the witch.
That's exactly what I'd expect a platypus slapper to say. I think you are the guilty party.
Go back to work, get something to eat, get drunk or go slap a platypus.
Not funny, those things are venomous.
So you’re the platypus slapper! I knew you’d expose yourself one day!
I would never slap a platypus. We respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you again and enjoy the game.
That’s exactly what I’d expect a platypus slapper to say. Guilty. Burn the witch.
That's exactly what I'd expect a platypus slapper to say. I think you are the guilty party.
I only kissed a platypus. You’re the slapper.
Kissing leads to slapping. You're clearly guilty.
Said the guilty voice of experience.
My choice for all my Tapped Out news and troll-free friendly chat is the EA officially approved Tapped Out UK
I’m in Pacific Daylight Time and on iOS which in recent events has been the last to update so I’ve been having a leisurely breakfast. Still I need to get on with my day. Come on EA!
hi @Surfcitygal i took the day off Alberto’s remnants are getting ready to come through today, great day for a rain day
Go back to work, get something to eat, get drunk or go slap a platypus.
Not funny, those things are venomous.
So you’re the platypus slapper! I knew you’d expose yourself one day!
I would never slap a platypus. We respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you again and enjoy the game.
That’s exactly what I’d expect a platypus slapper to say. Guilty. Burn the witch.
That's exactly what I'd expect a platypus slapper to say. I think you are the guilty party.
I only kissed a platypus. You’re the slapper.
Kissing leads to slapping. You're clearly guilty.
Said the guilty voice of experience.
I have no experience in this area. I just know about the law. I studied at PSU (Platypus State University). Go Platypi! And according to platypus law, kissing makes the guilty party just as liable to penalty as slapping. Guilty!
Go back to work, get something to eat, get drunk or go slap a platypus.
Not funny, those things are venomous.
So you’re the platypus slapper! I knew you’d expose yourself one day!
I would never slap a platypus. We respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you again and enjoy the game.
That’s exactly what I’d expect a platypus slapper to say. Guilty. Burn the witch.
That's exactly what I'd expect a platypus slapper to say. I think you are the guilty party.
I only kissed a platypus. You’re the slapper.
Kissing leads to slapping. You're clearly guilty.
Said the guilty voice of experience.
I have no experience in this area. I just know about the law. I studied at PSU (Platypus State University). Go Platypi! And according to platypus law, kissing makes the guilty party just as liable to penalty as slapping. Guilty!
That’s exactly what I’d expect a guilty platypus slapper to fall for and say. Caught another one. Guilty.
My choice for all my Tapped Out news and troll-free friendly chat is the EA officially approved Tapped Out UK
Just putting this out there: We're still 4-5 hours away from when any of the recent full events have been released. The update being in the files now is a good sign, but the approval for the app stores runs like molasses, so it still seems like 4-5 hours is the wait time. Or at least I'm trying not to get my hopes up.
From 5/30 to 6/6, users are able to either store or nuke Krustyland.
On 6/6, Krustyland will automatically be destroyed and removed from the game.
All Krustyland items will be placable inside of Springfield.
Items not stored before the nuking will be placed individually in the inventory and can be placed in Springfield at any time.
Players will recieve Land Tokens based on the Krustyland land unlocked at the time it is nuked.
From 5/30 to 6/6, users are able to either store or nuke Krustyland.
On 6/6, Krustyland will automatically be destroyed and removed from the game.
All Krustyland items will be placable inside of Springfield.
Items not stored before the nuking will be placed individually in the inventory and can be placed in Springfield at any time.
Players will recieve Land Tokens based on the Krustyland land unlocked at the time it is nuked.
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Well that sucks... I won't be using KL in my Springfield, but if they are going to open that much land. I guess that will be nice.
From 5/30 to 6/6, users are able to either store or nuke Krustyland.
On 6/6, Krustyland will automatically be destroyed and removed from the game.
All Krustyland items will be placable inside of Springfield.
Items not stored before the nuking will be placed individually in the inventory and can be placed in Springfield at any time.
Players will recieve Land Tokens based on the Krustyland land unlocked at the time it is nuked.
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Well that sucks... I won't be using KL in my Springfield, but if they are going to open that much land. I guess that will be nice.
guess ill have to make krusty-itchy-and-scratchy-duffgardens-stupid-flanders-park now
Ohhhhh so glad I decided to unlock all the land the last few months even though I never redesigned my park. But at the same time, I'm sad to see my little condensed park go, I need to go take some screen shots so I can set it up similar again. Hopefully this means they will be adding KL rides to The Vault.
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I only kissed a platypus. You’re the slapper.
I mean, really, keep it PG here folks!
Kissing leads to slapping. You're clearly guilty.
Said the guilty voice of experience.
I have no experience in this area. I just know about the law. I studied at PSU (Platypus State University). Go Platypi! And according to platypus law, kissing makes the guilty party just as liable to penalty as slapping. Guilty!
That’s exactly what I’d expect a guilty platypus slapper to fall for and say. Caught another one. Guilty.
How on earth could you slap this adorable little guy? Someone clearly has some issues...
From 5/30 to 6/6, users are able to either store or nuke Krustyland.
On 6/6, Krustyland will automatically be destroyed and removed from the game.
All Krustyland items will be placable inside of Springfield.
Items not stored before the nuking will be placed individually in the inventory and can be placed in Springfield at any time.
Players will recieve Land Tokens based on the Krustyland land unlocked at the time it is nuked.
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Well that sucks... I won't be using KL in my Springfield, but if they are going to open that much land. I guess that will be nice.
guess ill have to make krusty-itchy-and-scratchy-duffgardens-stupid-flanders-park now