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How NOT to Design Your Zoo

Playing with some design elements and first, I must apologize in advance to those that will likely be offended, here is one element that will NOT make the final placement:

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I said I was sorry...☹
"I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it! "

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  • Those poor animals, how could you. :joy:
    Nuking is always the answer
  • You should just put a Krusty Burger next to the Slaughterhouse. Reduce shipping costs.
  • You should just put a Krusty Burger next to the Slaughterhouse. Reduce shipping costs.

    “Farm to Table”! :D
  • Ok ok last one and I'll change it back I swear!

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    "I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it! "
  • hahahahaha
  • BlackFloppyDisk
    711 posts Member
    edited August 2018
    You should just put a Krusty Burger next to the Slaughterhouse. Reduce shipping costs.

    I thought Krusty burgers didn't use any real meat....
  • I thought he didn't use any legal meat. :)
  • Playing with some design elements and first, I must apologize in advance to those that will likely be offended, here is one element that will NOT make the final placement:

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    I said I was sorry...☹

    Mmm. Emu burgers.
  • I cant help myself...

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    "I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it! "
  • Put the krusty burger next to the insect building. The ribwich sandwich. Think smaller and more legs.
  • hatchet669 wrote: »
    Put the krusty burger next to the insect building. The ribwich sandwich. Think smaller and more legs.

    Sorry, I don't t get it. Why would Springfielders want to eat bug sandwiches when they got perfectly good reindeer and horse meat sandwiches fresh from the wood chipper?

    "I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it! "
  • the the ribwhich episode

    "The animal from which the Ribwich is made is never specified, but when someone mentions a pig as a possibility, Krusty replies, "Think smaller, and more legs." It could possibly be an insect, arachnid or some other multi legged invertabrate. This would be biologically incorrect, however, as invertabrates have exoskeletons instead of endoskeletons, and as such would lack ribs (which was the implied primary ingredient of the Ribwich) although it's possible that it was a case of false advertisement, meaning there aren't any ribs, unlike what the name implies. It is entirely possible that the Ribwich is made from a fictional creature, or one possibly even created by Krusty Burger specifically for the Ribwich.
  • ^Hahahahahaha! That's Great :D
    "I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it! "
  • ZennGlenn
    1656 posts Member
    :# allrightythen :#
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  • This is totally what I'm doing with mine. Lisa's not going to approve of the 'Sky Finger's zoo when I'm done.
  • It's become blatantly obvious to me that I am in fact designing my zoo EXACTLY this way. Here is the finished product for the Emu Experience area. @hatchet669 thank you for the explanation for the KB ribmeat thingy. I have also incorporated that into the zoo. I'm fairly certain at this point I will be going for a grandiose zoo themed buffet to complete the experience by the time this event is over.

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    "I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence but he never did it! "
  • Deadshot_DCU
    6129 posts Moderator
    Would be great if you could catch Moe smuggling the panda on his way to Krusty Burger to deliver it for Panda Burgers. Also getting Shelbyville Manhattan shooting animals next to the Reindeer Food truck.
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