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Moe's Ark: Prizes Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
11387 posts Member
edited August 2018
Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 1

Krusty starts

Krusty: What do you want Kidkill?
Larry Kidkill: I always liked that about you, Krusty. Straight to the point, no small talk. Not even teeny-tiny talk. I want your business.
Krusty: It's not for sale! Besides it’s our busiest time of the year!
Squeaky Voice Attendant: I finished alphabetizing the cups. Can I go home early?
Larry Kidkill: Krusty, your business is dead. Don't let pride make you go bankrupt.

Task: Make Larry Kidkill Pressure Krusty to Sell
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger

Krusty: Before you destroy my life, I gotta know. What kind of heartless person keeps the name Kidkill?
Larry Kidkill: My real last name is Kerry. I changed it once I took over the zoo. I wanted something more memorable.
Krusty: It sends the wrong message, you kill animals not kids!
Larry Kidkill: There were already a lot of Larry Animalkills so cut me a break.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 2

Krusty starts

Krusty: Maybe you're right. My business is doomed!
Larry Kidkill: Not if you let me take over. Trust me, it'll be just as successful as Octopia was at my zoo.
Larry Kidkill: Let me show you how I used to prepare the crowd for the show.

Task: Make Larry Kidkill Open for Octopia
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 3

Krusty starts

Krusty: Wow, that was really something. I mean, you gave it your best.
Larry Kidkill: Well, I'm not as spry as I used to be, but I've still got some moves.
Krusty: I don't know, I get a feeling I'm selling away my soul.
Larry Kidkill: Not your soul, just your dignity, livelihood, and pride. We can buy you new ones once this thing takes off.
Krusty: Those were pretty gone already. You're putting a lot of faith in the product. Have you ever even had a Krusty Burger?
Larry Kidkill: Why would I do a dumb thing like that?
Krusty: I'm not signing away my business until you eat a burger.

Task: Make Larry Kidkill Try a Krusty Burger
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 4

Krusty starts

Krusty: Well? Is it the best thing you've ever tasted?
Larry Kidkill: Wow, I honestly didn't think anything that disgusting existed. Congratulations, Krusty, that is the worst burger I've ever eaten.
Krusty: I can't even cook precooked meat right!
Larry Kidkill: You've been burned just like your burgers. Now sign on the line and your good pal Kidkill will make it all go away.
Krusty: No! This joint may be a flaming pile of garbage, but it's my garbage and it isn't for sale!
Larry Kidkill: You did this to yourself.

Task: Make Larry Kidkill Summon His Goons
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty Burger With Cheese Pt. 5

Homer starts

Homer: Hey Krusty, I'll get my regular.
Krusty: You got it, Homer! Twelve Krusty Burgers, and four orders of fries with a large milkshake. Enjoy it, because you're my last customer.
Larry Kidkill: That's right, then you'll be one of my regulars.
Homer: Don't let this jerk bully you, Krusty. You've been breaking even for years. You'll always have one loyal customer.
Krusty: I can always count on you, Homer.
Homer: Actually, I meant Barney, I like to eat around.

Task: Make Larry Kidkill Have a Change of Heart
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger

Larry Kidkill: I can't come between a man and his fast food restaurant of choice.
Larry Kidkill: Look at you, you're going to die with a Krusty Burger in your hand.
Homer: I like to think of it as long-term assisted suicide.
Krusty: Thanks, Kidkill, who knew corporate stooges like you can have a heart.
Larry Kidkill: Don't push it, Krusty.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Discount Lion Safari Entrance

Auto starts

Lisa: Dad! I want to see the good Lions, not these old tired ones.
Homer: Honey, these Lions are people too. You can't say things like that.

Canary M. Birdhouse

Smithers starts

Smithers: Sir, you don't have to keep visiting this bird.
Mr. Burns: Yes, I do, Smithers. He’s still the legal owner of the power plant.

Task: Make Burns Visit His Boss
Time: 4h
Location: Canary M. Bird House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 1

Marge starts

Marge: Look at all the pretty cats, Maggie.
Maggie: *suck*.... *suck*?
Marge: Of course, we can go see them.
Maggie: *suck* *cry* *suck* *suck*

If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Visit Big Cat Country
Time: 4h
Location: Big Cat Country
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Reluctantly Visit Big Cat Country
Time: 4h
Location: Big Cat Country
Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country [x2]
Task: Place Big Cat Country Extension
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 2

Auto starts

Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 3

Auto starts

Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 4

Auto starts

Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Kitty Corral Pt. 5

Auto starts

Task: Upgrade Big Cat Country
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20 XP

Night Creeper Pt. 1

Kent Brockman starts

Kent Brockman: Brittany, what's this I hear about you trending?
Brittany Brockman: I used my phone to record a robbery. They caught the guy and now I’m the hit of the internet!
Kent Brockman: Be careful, honey. Social media can be as fickle as a newsman’s credit score.

Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search for a Story on ViewTube
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Night Creeper Pt. 2

Brittany Brockman starts

Brittany Brockman: Dad! Someone in my class saw a Chupacabra last night! Can I get the scoop on this?! Can I?
Kent Brockman: Well, you did just ask twice. Okay. Just get this scoop before 8 PM. It’s a school night, remember.

Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search for the Chupacabra
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Night Creeper Pt. 3

Brittany Brockman starts

Brittany Brockman: I couldn't scoop anything. Maybe there isn't a Chupacabra after all.
Kent Brockman: Maybe you should Chupa-call-it-a-day. Give up on your dreams. Let the professionals handle the reporting.
Brittany Brockman: A father’s not supposed to say things like that to his kid!
Brittany Brockman: You're just jealous that I'm better than you! I don't need you, I've got Lisa Lionheart.
Brittany Brockman: She'll help me find the Chupacabra.

Task: Make Brittany Brockman Search Around Springfield With Lisa Lionheart
Time: 8h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Night Creeper Pt. 4

Brittany Brockman starts

Brittany Brockman: Excuse me, mister, have you seen any Chupacabra around here?
Cletus: I thank I’d member shootin’, stewin’ and chewin’ somethin' like that.
Cletus: Here’s some hillbilly wisdom: ya catch more vermin when yas set out bait. Critters is always hungry and will come runnin'.
Brittany Brockman: That's a good plan, thanks!

Task: Make Brittany Brockman Throw Bologna Sandwich as Bait
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Night Creeper Pt. 5

Brittany Brockman starts

Brittany Brockman: For a slack-jawed yokel, that Cletus guy seems smart. What's that sound?
Brittany Brockman: Hey! I see you in the bushes following me! Don't run away!
Brittany Brockman: Kids run faster than Chupacabras! ... I think.

Task: Make Brittany Brockman Chase a Shadowy Figure
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building

Kent Brockman: Chupa-chupa-CA-BRRRRAAAA!
Brittany Brockman: Dad! What are you doing?
Kent Brockman: There is no Chupacabra, there never was. It was me all along, so I could create my own sensational story.
Kent Brockman: Local news is so boring! How many times can I report on Kwik-E-Mart robberies.
Brittany Brockman: I know we live in a horribly boring town, Dad. I forgive you.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Squid and Sailor

Sea Captain starts

Sea Captain: Yarr! Sailor, what are ye doing with our good squid friend there?
Sea Captain: She’s a hugger but don't let ‘er get a grip on ye neck or you’ll be shovin’ off for the hereafter!

If the user has Sea Captain: Task: Make Sea Captain Help Squid and Sailor
Time: 4h
Location: Squid and Sailor
Task: Tap Squid and Sailor
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Slimu Auditorium

Larry Kidkill starts

Larry Kidkill: I don't care what kind of arthritis you claim to have. You need to clean Slimu's auditorium.
Moe: Did I say arthritis? I meant chronic allergies to any form of physical labor.
Larry Kidkill: Whatever, just get it done.

Task: Make Moe Clean Slimu Tank
Time: 4h
Location: Slimu Auditorium
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 1

Ralph starts

Ralph: Rhinos are my favorite water animals.
Wiggum: Ralphie, that’s a hipp…oh never mind. Look at the rhinos swim!

Task: Upgrade Great Plains [x2]
Task: Place Great Plains Extension
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 2

Auto starts

Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 3

Auto starts

Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 4

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Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 100 Event Currency and 10 XP

Big Ol' Watering Hole Pt. 5

Auto starts

Task: Upgrade Great Plains
Quest reward: 200 Event Currency and 20 XP
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11387 posts Member
    edited August 2018
    Cool Hand Rex Pt. 1

    Skinner starts

    Skinner: Our new after-school program is designed to HELP students, not keep them prisoners.
    Milhouse: Then why are all the doors and windows covered with bars?
    Skinner: We've always had those being that Springfield Elementary was once a federal prison.
    T-Rex: This is lame. I'm bustin’ out of here!

    Task: Make T-Rex Post Photos on Poser
    Time: 4h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Cool Hand Rex Pt. 2

    Milhouse starts

    Milhouse: That was cool, how you just squeezed between the bars!
    T-Rex: Because we're kids. Our bones are still bendable. What do you want?
    Milhouse: Could you teach me to be cool like you?
    T-Rex: You? You're going to take a lot of work. But, why not. I don't have anything else going on.
    Milhouse: Great! Milhouse Van Houten reporting for my first lesson, sir!
    T-Rex: Not today, I need to turn the compost, or my Dad will kill me. I'll find you tomorrow.

    Task: Make T-Rex Turn the Compost
    Time: 8h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Cool Hand Rex Pt. 3

    T-Rex starts

    T-Rex: Milton, you ready?
    Milhouse: Actually, it's Milhouse.
    T-Rex: Let’s go with what I said. So, first thing I want you to do is get me a Krusty Burger.
    Milhouse: How is that going to make me cool?
    T-Rex: I'll be happy if you get me a burger. If I'm happy, I'll think you're cool. You get it?
    Milhouse: Yes! If you think I'm cool, everyone will think I'm cool.
    T-Rex: Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

    Task: Make Milhouse Get a Krusty Burger for T-Rex
    Time: 4h
    Location: Krusty Burger
    Task: Make T-Rex Show Off His Classic Anime Collection
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Elementary
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Cool Hand Rex Pt. 4

    Bart starts

    Bart: Hey Milhouse, I haven't seen you in days. Where've you been?
    Milhouse: Oh, hey Bart, I'm working my way up to be the coolest kid in school.
    Bart: What fantasy land are you living in?
    Milhouse: My normal one. And you're just jealous ‘cause T-Rex is way cooler than you.
    T-Rex: Hey Bart, it's been awhile. How's your lame Dad?
    Bart: I don't answer to losers or written tests at school. Milhouse, let me know once you drop the dead weight.

    Task: Make T-Rex Go to Van Houten House
    Time: 4h
    Location: Van Houten Home
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Cool Hand Rex Pt. 5

    T-Rex starts

    T-Rex: Milhouse, we have to do one last thing before you're officially cool.
    Milhouse: I don't know how much more of this I can take.
    T-Rex: Truly cool people don't give up at the end of the race.
    T-Rex: Now, I want you to egg Bart's house.
    Milhouse: What? But Bart's my best friend. I can't do that.
    T-Rex: What do you care about more? Your stupid friendship, or being cool?

    Task: Make T-Rex Go to Simpsons House
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make Milhouse Go to Simpsons House
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House

    Milhouse: I can't do this, Bart is my best friend. I don't care if I don't get to be cool.
    T-Rex: I knew you were just some lame nerd.
    Bart: You're the one that's lame. Milhouse chooses his friends over cool. Which makes him cooler than you.
    Milhouse: You think I'm cool Bart! Wow! This is better than any school assembly lesson with Officer McNice!
    T-Rex: Guess I missed the assembly ‘cause I'm too cool for friends.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Flying Brachiosaurus

    Wiggum starts

    Wiggum: I don't believe it, that's the dinosaur from Ralphie's dream!
    Lou: You okay, Chief? You been eating that powdered sugar from the evidence locker again?
    Wiggum: Just sprinkling it on my special donuts, Lou. Wheee!

    If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Visit Flying Brachiosaurus
    Time: 4h
    Location: Flying Brachiosaurus
    If the user has Lou: Lou: Make Lou Visit Flying Brachiosaurus
    Time: 4h
    Location: Flying Brachiosaurus
    Task: Tap Flying Brachiosaurus
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Chicken-pulled Chariot

    Cletus starts

    Cletus: A chariot for a king. This zoo does have a little something for everybody.
    Cletus: I got some time to kill before the kids come back from fetchin’ supper from the Bug House.

    Task: Make Cletus Visit Chicken-pulled Chariot
    Time: 4h
    Location: Chicken Pulled Chariot
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 1

    Dr. Hibbert starts

    Mad Dr. Hibbert: Bernice, I'll be home late. I've got a project that needs my attention.
    Bernice Hibbert: We were supposed to have dinner with the Simpsons tonight.
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: I see the Simpsons every day. They're the most sick and injured people in town.
    Bernice Hibbert: Fine, Julius, I'll see you at home.

    Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Hibbert Family Practice
    Time: 4h
    Location: Hibbert Family Practice
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 2

    Cletus starts

    Cletus: Hey Doctor, I found another one for you to run some tests on.
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: Professor it's nice of you to join us.
    Professor Frink: I still don't know why I'm here with all the pipettes, burettes and the flavin-mayvin.
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: It's okay Professor, I can prepare you for what comes next. You'll have to beg my pardon. A-heh-heh-heh.

    Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Unpardon the Turkey
    Time: 4h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 3

    Dr. Hibbert starts

    Mad Dr. Hibbert: I need more test subjects, but I don't think that hill-hick Cletus will be able to lure anyone else.
    Cletus: Why don't weez get the drunk fellers from Moe's?
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: I was wrong about you, Cletus. You're brilliant!

    Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Go to Moe's
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 4

    Moe starts

    Moe: Let me get this straight. We all get an island vacation just for participatin’ in your test?
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: The rewards are great, and the risks are only moderately...high.
    Moe: What’s the worst that could happen -- sudden death? *laughs*
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: A-heh-heh-heh-heh...
    Lenny: Sign me up, doc! I love the islands.
    Carl: I hate beaches ‘cause the sand gets everywhere, but if Lenny's doing it, I'm in too.
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: Perfect, meet me at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant tomorrow after work.

    Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Address the Crowd
    Time: 8h

    Mad Dr. Hibbert: I think that's a big enough sample size for human trials.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    What the Doctor Ordered Pt. 5

    Wiggum starts

    Wiggum: Stop right there, Mad Doctor!
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: Hey Chief, how's that knee been treating you?
    Wiggum: Oh, it's good, really good. Thanks for asking.
    Lou: He's just trying to distract you, Chief.
    Wiggum: Don't you think I know that, Lou? Hey, where did he go?

    Task: Make Mad Dr. Hibbert Hide at Simpsons House
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House

    Marge: Dr. Hibbert? Why are you hiding in our garage?
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: Oh hey, Marge, just baby proofing it for Maggie.
    Bernice Hibbert: Julius, I thought I heard you in here. Did you come all this way to apologize?
    Mad Dr. Hibbert: I sure did, I was not hiding from the police for unethical science practice if that’s what you think.
    Bernice Hibbert: You don't just invite yourself into the Simpson’s home unannounced.
    Marge: I made pie.
    Bernice Hibbert: I guess you do.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 1

    Teenage Homer starts

    Teenage Homer: Where am I? Everything looks grown up. I fall asleep for five hours and Marge disappears.
    Lenny: Hey Homer with a full head of hair?! Looks good.
    Teenage Homer: Do I know you?
    Lenny: Very funny. You should head over to Moe's, he's got something special planned.
    Teenage Homer: Moe's? What is a Moe? I hope they have ice cream.
    Lenny: You sure are acting weird. It's over there. Right where it’s always been. I'll meetcha there later.

    Task: Make Teenage Homer Go to Moe's
    Time: 4h
    Location: Moe's Tavern
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 2

    Teenage Homer starts

    Teenage Homer: A bar?! I'm not old enough to drink, but this place is pretty cool. Marge would love it… so my teenage maturity tells me.
    Teenage Homer: Oooh! Cookie dough ice cream! The future is my kinda place.

    Task: Make Teenage Homer Eat Tubs of Ice Cream
    Time: 4h
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 3

    Marge starts

    Marge: Homie! What happened to you?
    Teenage Homer: Why do you ask? Because I ate 10 tubs of ice cream?
    Marge: Ice cream made your hair grow back? And your body change… for the better.
    Teenage Homer: I fall asleep under our tree and you go crazy. You seem different too. Did you change your hair?
    Marge: Our tree? Homie we haven't been back there since... Wait, you're not my Homie, you're from the past.
    Homer: Marge, who is this devilishly good-looking fellow?

    Task: Make Teenage Homer Make Himself at Home in Simpsons House
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make Homer Regret Life Decisions at Simpsons House
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 4

    Teenage Homer starts

    Teenage Homer: Older Marge, cookie dough ice cream, hair! I could learn to love this place.
    Homer: Whoa, slow down, handsome me. I'm sure you've still got stuff to do in the past.
    Marge: But Homie, you just got here. At least stay for dinner.
    Homer: Marge, he's not me! I'm the one who stays for dinner before and after going to Moe’s!
    Teenage Homer: I couldn’t disappoint Marge. And by observing Homer, I can get to know myself better while I'm here.
    Homer: I don't want young me watching old me doing me things!

    Task: Make Teenage Homer Show Off for Marge
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make Homer Be Jealous of Himself
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make Marge Swoon Over Teenage Homer
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Greatest Love Story Ever Forgotten Pt. 5

    Homer starts

    Homer: Marge, you're going to have to choose. It's either me or other me.
    Teenage Homer: I'm not other you, you're other me!
    Marge: Homie, I love you both. You don't have to fight over me.
    Teenage Homer: Nonsense, Marge, I need to prove to myself that I'm better than me!
    Homer: There's nothing that you me can do that me you can't do better!
    Marge: Is anyone else getting a headache?

    Task: Make Teenage Homer Carve His and Marge's Names in Tree
    Time: 8h
    Location: Bart's Treehouse

    Homer: Wow, I have to say I'm pretty impressed with myself. I've really outdone me this time.
    Teenage Homer: Thanks, me, I really am pretty great.
    Marge: I'm going to be sick. The world can't handle both of you. Time to say goodbye, past Homie.
    Teenage Homer: Alright, I will. But not today. I want to see what other cool stuff future Springfield has to offer.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
    Post edited by LPNintendoITA on
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